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ughhhh f*cking wet dream


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Posted by: stonev16

so i havent had a wet dream in like 2 or 3 yrs, and i run into a ex gf that i used to bone like every other day..im not interested in her at all, she was a crazy bitch....we'd be int he grocery store n she wouldnt let me go with her through a line cause the cashier would be white n she didnt want me to talk to or look at her. we actualy broke up cause there was a girl walkin out infronta my truck and i watched her till she got to the other side of the road to be sure i didnt hit her. really wasnt checkint he girl out but i had to dump this girl casue she was convinced i was..... anyhow back to the story....so a huge reason i stayed with her was cause she was a freak. sooo early this mornin im asleep n all the sudden she comes in n starts tellin me ab fucking some girl. and before i know it shes doing a handstand iv got my hand up her stuff and shes lickin my nuts upside down....and then i woke up.....so fucking gross to wake up with jizz in your boxers... anyhow i hadnt had a wet dream in like 2 r 3 years what the hell gives? favorite pair a boxers out the window cause i dont generaly wear em if they get nut sprayed in em.



Posted by: stonev16

ohh and this ex gf was a abercrombie,sunglasshut,and versache model.....but again she was a crazzzzzy bitch pretty much all the time, n i like my new girl sooooo much more cause she's normal and doesnt spazz out.



Posted by: Gazhole

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i hope you feel better for sharing...



Posted by: ReproMan

Yeah, great share. We are all healthier sexually because of this thread. Thanks.



Posted by: Little Wing

i think you have issues if you throw out your underwear if they get cum in them. it's really not disgusting and doesn't stain or anything. i hope you don't throw out girlfriends when you "jizz" on them. common sense if it'll wash off a girl you can wash it off your boxers. jeeze.



Posted by: Little Wing

n wet dreams are a good thing.



Posted by: NeilPearson

They make washing machines these days... no need to throw out your underwear.

Really I think the fact that you would even consider throwing them out is really the issue here. Seek professional help!



Posted by: fufu

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Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
They make washing machines these days... no need to throw out your underwear.

Really I think the fact that you would even consider throwing them out is really the issue here. Seek professional help!




Posted by: I Are Baboon

Yeah, WTF is with throwing out your boxers? All of mine would probably glow if you held them up to a UV light.



Posted by: TJ Cline

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Originally Posted by stonev16 View Post
so i havent had a wet dream in like 2 or 3 yrs, and i run into a ex gf that i used to bone like every other day..im not interested in her at all, she was a crazy bitch....we'd be int he grocery store n she wouldnt let me go with her through a line cause the cashier would be white n she didnt want me to talk to or look at her. we actualy broke up cause there was a girl walkin out infronta my truck and i watched her till she got to the other side of the road to be sure i didnt hit her. really wasnt checkint he girl out but i had to dump this girl casue she was convinced i was..... anyhow back to the story....so a huge reason i stayed with her was cause she was a freak. sooo early this mornin im asleep n all the sudden she comes in n starts tellin me ab fucking some girl. and before i know it shes doing a handstand iv got my hand up her stuff and shes lickin my nuts upside down....and then i woke up.....so fucking gross to wake up with jizz in your boxers... anyhow i hadnt had a wet dream in like 2 r 3 years what the hell gives? favorite pair a boxers out the window cause i dont generaly wear em if they get nut sprayed in em.
Your English is atrocious!



Posted by: SuperFlex

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Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
i think you have issues if you throw out your underwear if they get cum in them. it's really not disgusting and doesn't stain or anything. i hope you don't throw out girlfriends when you "jizz" on them. common sense if it'll wash off a girl you can wash it off your boxers. jeeze.

Damn Little Wing, you're on a roll in sexual health.

Sometimes I use a pair of panties, I mean boxers, just for a catchers net... Like if I'm at the computer and some hot chick starts talking about using butt plugs and stuff. If nothing else is around, well hey, drop em and use em...

Btw, I wish wet dreams ended at puberty, but they don't. That's why I wash so many boxers...



Posted by: JimSnow

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Originally Posted by I Are Baboon View Post
Yeah, WTF is with throwing out your boxers? All of mine would probably glow if you held them up to a UV light.

LOL.



Posted by: MyK

I just lost 2 minutes of my life!



Posted by: NeilPearson

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Originally Posted by SuperFlex View Post
Btw, I wish wet dreams ended at puberty, but they don't. That's why I wash so many boxers...
If you wack enough, you shouldn't have too much trouble with wet dreams



Posted by: bigss75

Never had a wet dream in my life, guess I beat it too much.



Posted by: TJ Cline

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Originally Posted by bigss75 View Post
Never had a wet dream in my life, guess I beat it too much.
Most Republicans are too uptight to have wet dreams.



Posted by: bigss75

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules View Post
Most Republicans are too uptight to have wet dreams.
Well that explains it



Posted by: SuperFlex

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Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
If you wack enough, you shouldn't have too much trouble with wet dreams
That's what I was saying...




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