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Do you eat p**sy?


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Posted by: viet_jon

do You?


Posted by: Witmaster

This site will tell you how

*WARNING* Graphic illustrations of "how to".


You've been warned.


Posted by: viet_jon

I think it's the grossing thing in the world. Slimy liquids dripping down your chin, curly pubic hair stuck between your teeth, ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!


tried it once, never doing it again!!!!!


Posted by: aceshigh

back to the quality threads yes i do ,if u dont your a fag


Posted by: viet_jon

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This site will tell you how
sorry, I don't want to know how.


Posted by: aceshigh

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sorry, I don't want to know how.
you are 100% gay


Posted by: viet_jon

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you are 100% gay
nope.


Posted by: Jodi

Oh yes you are!


Posted by: viet_jon

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Oh yes you are!
LoL>..............



some girls don't suk dik..........does that make them gay?


Posted by: TJ Cline

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Originally Posted by viet_jon View Post
LoL>..............



some girls don't suk dik..........does that make them gay?
That or just worthless....kind of like you in bed


Posted by: Jodi

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LoL>..............



some girls don't suk dik..........does that make them gay?
Yes it does!


Posted by: IainDaniel

Hahaha! Yes 100% gay.


Posted by: Triple Threat

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Originally Posted by viet_jon View Post
curly pubic hair stuck between your teeth, ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!
"Eating" isn't to be taken literally.


Posted by: viet_jon

No................................................ ............................................some girls are the reserved type, and aern't out right and dirty.

Then there are girls that take it in the popper with a beeds in their vagina.


Posted by: viet_jon

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That or just worthless....kind of like you in bed

Yes, worthless to 17 inch deep vaginas yes. But I like petite women, and they like me.


Posted by: IainDaniel

Sounds like you need some growing up to do.

What someone does in bed is between the couple. By no means does it make them dirty.


Posted by: viet_jon

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Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
Sounds like you need some growing up to do.

What someone does in bed is between the couple. By no means does it make them dirty.
okay, dirty is not a good word. But you know what I mean.

some girls go the distance and would do anything, including getting pissed on (which I would deem as dirty), and some girls are just down with a little rubbin' and good ol submission.


Posted by: Jodi

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Originally Posted by Triple Threat View Post
"Eating" isn't to be taken literally.



Posted by: viet_jon

maybe I didn't do it right, but it was a first time.......


but when you suk, your bound to inhale some curly pubes. True Story.


Posted by: Jodi

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Originally Posted by viet_jon View Post
maybe I didn't do it right, but it was a first time.......


but when you suk, your bound to inhale some curly pubes. True Story.
SUCK?

Oh man, this is funny. That poor girl!


Posted by: IainDaniel

I think that wraps it up. You Are gay.


Posted by: viet_jon

hey it's a first.

She enjoyed it though. I looked up, she was squirming and her eyes were rolling back.


Posted by: viet_jon

again, bad choice of words.


Lik is the word. Either way, your bound to inhale pubes.


Posted by: DOMS

What kind of question is "Do you eat pussy?" Why not ask, "Do you breathe air?"

There are few things in life as good as eating snatch.


Posted by: TJ Cline

You have just given more than enough proof that you are a virgen.


Posted by: viet_jon

eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww.........you guys are GROSSSS!!!!





honestly, if a girl I really liked asked me to, I'd do it to pleasure her. But I see no pleasure in it for myself except the fact that I'm doing it for her.


Posted by: Tatyana

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Originally Posted by viet_jon View Post
maybe I didn't do it right, but it was a first time.......


but when you suk, your bound to inhale some curly pubes. True Story.
Ask her to shave.

One question, do you like receiving oral sex?

I do think you may be missing out on some of the finer aspects of getting seriously intimate with someone.

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Posted by: viet_jon

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Originally Posted by Tatyana View Post
Ask her to shave.

One question, do you like receiving oral sex?

I do think you may be missing out on some of the finer aspects of getting seriously intimate with someone.

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I'll admit, I am very un-experienced. It wasn't until 20 yrs old until girls started liking me.


but yes, I luv blow jobs.


Posted by: DOMS

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Originally Posted by viet_jon View Post
I'll admit, I am very un-experienced. It wasn't until 20 yrs old until girls started liking me.


but yes, I luv blow jobs.
Since your new to eating snatch, here's a tip to avoid pubs: Grab a lip with each hand, pull apart gently, take a deep breath, then bury your face right in the middle and push in as far as you can. The pubs are only on the outside.

If you're like me, you'll want to bring a lunch, or at least a snack, because you'll be there for a while.


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Posted by: DOMS



Oh, shit...


Posted by: fufu

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Posted by: min0 lee

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That's the short version, I had to get it in before this thread was over.


Posted by: fufu

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Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post

That's the short version, I had to get it in before this thread was over.
orly? :


Posted by: fUnc17

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Originally Posted by viet_jon View Post
maybe I didn't do it right, but it was a first time.......


but when you suk, your bound to inhale some curly pubes. True Story.
suck!!!!????? inhale!?!?

oh my god...




Posted by: viet_jon

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Originally Posted by fUnc17 View Post
suck!!!!????? inhale!?!?

oh my god...

suck here

inhale is not meant to be taken literally. LIke someone saying, "wow, you inhaled that burger."


Posted by: Triple Threat

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Originally Posted by viet_jon View Post
I looked up, she was squirming and her eyes were rolling back.
Are you sure she wasn't having a convulsion?


Posted by: viet_jon

LoL.............

could of been. Or she's a really good actor.


Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by Triple Threat View Post
Are you sure she wasn't having a convulsion?



Posted by: DOMS

Okay, I think I've figured out the problem.

Well, some girls, when they orgasm, let out a small poo nugget. Maybe he was eating her out and she "brown bearded" him?


...


That may have been too much.


Posted by: Little Wing

not anymore.


Posted by: viet_jon

Quote:
Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
Okay, I think I've figured out the problem.

Well, some girls, when they orgasm, let out a small poo nugget. Maybe he was eating her out and she "brown bearded" him?


...


That may have been too much.

if true, that might've turned me on.


Posted by: IainDaniel

So then if you like the brown beard Toss her salad and skip that pussy altogether.

I am thinking you are gay more and more now.


Posted by: viet_jon

It was a joke Iain. I would definatly not get turned on for having shit wiped over my face.


however, I do have many sexual dreams/desires for anal sex (with a girl of course). If that makes me gay, then that's that. I like what I like.


Posted by: viet_jon

EWWWW!!!!!!!!!! I missed the toss salad part.

I'll pass up on that.


Posted by: BigPapaPump68

Maybe your eating bad pussy? If it's the smell that bothers you, or to keep you more interested, there is this stuff put out by a company called "wet" get it in kiwi strawberry at your local drug store. And as for anal sex, it is very worth it for everyone to try. A quote from foreman "If she does not do anal sex, then she is 100% worthless"


Posted by: Triple Threat

Something tells me viet jon will not be getting his red wings any time soon.


Posted by: BigPapaPump68

The earning of a mans "red wings" are something that he should never forget.


Posted by: Seanp156

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Originally Posted by Jodi View Post
Oh yes you are!


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Originally Posted by Jodi View Post
Yes it does!
Wow Jodi, you're awesome.... Yeah... if you don't eat pussy, you're a fag IMO...


Posted by: DOMS

Do you even know what that means?


Posted by: viet_jon

sorry i had to delete that. I made my self look dum.

but no I don't, I assumed what it was by reading the post. but now I know.


nvr heard of it before.


Posted by: DOMS

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Originally Posted by viet_jon View Post
sorry i had to delete that. I made my self look dum.

but no I don't, I assumed what it was by reading the post. but now I know.


nvr heard of it before.
It's when you eat a chick's snatch while she's on the rag.


Posted by: viet_jon

yea i'm pussy eating newb, but no thankx!!


Posted by: DOMS

Dude, it wasn't an offer.


Posted by: Tatyana

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Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
So then if you like the brown beard Toss her salad and skip that pussy altogether.

I am thinking you are gay more and more now.
What exactly is toss the salad?

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Posted by: BigPapaPump68

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What exactly is toss the salad?

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licking an asshole.


Posted by: Tatyana

Thanks

Ok now the penny has dropped

LOL

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Posted by: AnnaDTX

a man that doesnt like eating snatch? dude, u should be studied.


Posted by: The Monkey Man

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What exactly is toss the salad?
Usually done in prison with Jelly or Syrup -


Posted by: The Monkey Man

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Posted by: lnvanry

I don't eat pussy unless its

a. my GF or....
b. an unbelievably HOT chick or....
c. i am really really wasted.

its usually a combination of A and B or B and C....never just C alone with an okay looking woman.


Posted by: dg806

A man should not just jump on a woman and start banging her.
Where is the foreplay?? If you say you don't like foreplay, I feel sorry for you, because you will never have anyone.


Posted by: Triple Threat

Maybe vietjon took a wrong turn somewhere and tried to eat out her armpit.


Posted by: kenwood

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Originally Posted by Triple Threat View Post
Maybe vietjon took a wrong turn somewhere and tried to eat out her armpit.
or it was another place and it tasted like shit


Posted by: Witmaster

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Originally Posted by kenwood View Post
or it was another place and it tasted like shit
What's wrong with Rimjobs?


Posted by: MyK

Quote:
Originally Posted by AnnaDTX View Post
a man that doesnt like eating snatch? dude, u should be studied.



Posted by: MyK

I love eating young clean pussy!

fuck, I've read books on techniques!!!


Posted by: DOMS

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fuck, I've read books on techniques!!!



Posted by: MACCA

For me this is the best part of sex, i love muff diving, watching your partners/wifes face as you eat that hair pie, shaven pussy is good hairy pussy is good as long as it doesnt smell its all good, if you dont like the taste you can add chocolate,icecream,honey,syrup it can all get a bit messy but thats half the fun,i find that having a ice cube or some cold water in your mouth when giving oral makes it very sensious for your partner, its nice receiving a blowjob when they have an ice cube or really cold water in there mouths.


Posted by: ffemt

Hell yea eat it all!


Posted by: AKIRA

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Originally Posted by lnvanry View Post
I don't eat pussy unless its

a. my GF or....
b. an unbelievably HOT chick or....
c. i am really really wasted.

its usually a combination of A and B or B and C....never just C alone with an okay looking woman.
Though I havent been a model for this list, I do agree.

The best pussies ive eaten have no smell and no taste. I dont care for the pussy taste, really. In fact, I spit and drool on the pussy and clit so I taste only myself for the first half.

I dont know if Id say I enjoy it...but it depends on the girl. There is this woman in my gym that I would do anything with. AND. Ive caught myself saying "Id love to eat that pussy any day," but I havent eaten these dream girls. Instead, I have to settle for less.

In any case, you pretty much HAVE to do it. And do it good. And at least, seem to enjoy doing it. Every girl that wouldnt suck dick was ditched to the curb. Every girl that didnt like sucking dick, SUCKED at sucking dick, thus, kicked to the curb. Every girl that sucked a good dick, but didnt enjoy it...I kept. Put the shoe on the other foot and know how much the little things count.


Posted by: AKIRA

By the way, I didnt eat pussy for a while (right before I turned 20). Guess how much pussy I got and kept?


Posted by: kicka19

dont eat pussy unless im real into the chick, even then its not worth it, girls are disposable if ur under 30 anyways so why care


Posted by: DyingTrying

guys that dont eat, and girls that dont blow dont need to be having sex at all...


Posted by: MyK

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Originally Posted by DyingTrying View Post
guys that dont eat, and girls that dont blow dont need to be having sex at all...
If I dont eat, but I blow am i allowed to have sex?!


Posted by: kenwood

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Originally Posted by MyK View Post
If I dont eat, but I blow am i allowed to have sex?!
lol


Posted by: MyK

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Originally Posted by kenwood View Post
lol
I was asking for you!


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Posted by: MyK

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Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
nice!!!!


Posted by: vortrit

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Originally Posted by viet_jon View Post
do You?

Every chance I get. I did it to my ex on my sisters bathroom floor for 2 1/2 hours.


Posted by: bio-chem

whoa, whoa, whoa, viet jon how the hell can you not eat pussy? you will eat vietnamese food and yet you cant eat pussy? by virtue of your birth in southeast asia pussy should taste like ambrosia to you. i have spent a few years over that area of the world and i know for a fact you guys will put some of the nastiest stuff in the world on rice and dig right in. balut ring a bell? its time for you to bite the bullet and get the job done damnit. or jodi is right and you must in fact be gay.


Posted by: KentDog

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Originally Posted by bio-chem View Post
whoa, whoa, whoa, viet jon how the hell can you not eat pussy? you will eat vietnamese food and yet you cant eat pussy? by virtue of your birth in southeast asia pussy should taste like ambrosia to you. i have spent a few years over that area of the world and i know for a fact you guys will put some of the nastiest stuff in the world on rice and dig right in. balut ring a bell? its time for you to bite the bullet and get the job done damnit. or jodi is right and you must in fact be gay.

One of the funniest posts I have read in a while!

But yeah, I cannot believe you don't like eating pussy. I love eating pussy because seeing how much pleasure it brings my girl is wonderful. Plus making her come multiple times is easier after giving her oral.


Posted by: bio-chem

in an effort to help viet out. (as well as all the rest of the sexually stunted males here at IM) will the ladies please post technique that you consider to be needed to perform good oral on a woman. I ask the ladies because they are the ones who can be truthful. (a guy might say i do this and it works great, all the while the girl is bored out of her mind.) Jodi, Little Wing, and of course Crazy Enough please feel free to post liberally.


Posted by: AKIRA

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Originally Posted by KentDog View Post

One of the funniest posts I have read in a while!

But yeah, I cannot believe you don't like eating pussy. I love eating pussy because seeing how much pleasure it brings my girl is wonderful. Plus making her come multiple times is easier after giving her oral.
Hell yeah. Quite a high.

bio-chem, every girl likes something different. I know exactly how to get my ex off in 5 min and know exactly how to fuck her too, but the girl before and after her and totally different stories.

wet touch, dry touch, direct attack, beat around the bush, the tease, the shocker, the dirty sanchez, the rusty trumbone..


Posted by: fletcher6490

Wow, how did I miss this thread?


Posted by: goob

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Originally Posted by fletcher6490 View Post
Wow, how did I miss this thread?
You were quaffing from the furry cup.....


Posted by: fletcher6490

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Originally Posted by goob View Post
You were quaffing from the furry cup.....
I hope that is something good???


Posted by: IainDaniel

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Originally Posted by fletcher6490 View Post
Wow, how did I miss this thread?
Syphilis?


Posted by: goob

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Originally Posted by fletcher6490 View Post
I hope that is something good???
Think thread title:




Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by AKIRA View Post

wet touch, dry touch, direct attack, beat around the bush, the tease, the shocker, the dirty sanchez, the rusty trumbone..
the reason i wanted girls to respond to my post. just because you saw a girl "liked" it in a porno doesnt mean when you try it on your girl she is going to be even remotely interesteed


Posted by: gococksDJS

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Originally Posted by bio-chem View Post
the reason i wanted girls to respond to my post. just because you saw a girl "liked" it in a porno doesnt mean when you try it on your girl she is going to be even remotely interesteed
Seriously? Because for the past 6 months, I've been pinning my girlfriends arms behind her back while I stab her larynx with my cock, then pound the living shit out of her vagina while she's standing on her head, and blow a load in her eye, pinch her eyelids shut and rub vigorously for 30 seconds all because I thought it pleased her.


Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by gococksDJS View Post
Seriously? Because for the past 6 months, I've been pinning my girlfriends arms behind her back while I stab her larynx with my cock, then pound the living shit out of her vagina while she's standing on her head, and blow a load in her eye, pinch her eyelids shut and rub vigorously for 30 seconds all because I thought it pleased her.
i think you just revealed a little too much about your porn adiction


Posted by: Jodi

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Originally Posted by gococksDJS View Post
Seriously? Because for the past 6 months, I've been pinning my girlfriends arms behind her back while I stab her larynx with my cock, then pound the living shit out of her vagina while she's standing on her head, and blow a load in her eye, pinch her eyelids shut and rub vigorously for 30 seconds all because I thought it pleased her.



Posted by: gococksDJS

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Originally Posted by bio-chem View Post
i think you just revealed a little too much about your porn adiction
sublimedirectory.com is a good one. I go to sublimepie and have fun for the next 30 seconds


Posted by: MyK

Quote:
Originally Posted by gococksDJS View Post
Seriously? Because for the past 6 months, I've been pinning my girlfriends arms behind her back while I stab her larynx with my cock, then pound the living shit out of her vagina while she's standing on her head, and blow a load in her eye, pinch her eyelids shut and rub vigorously for 30 seconds all because I thought it pleased her.



Posted by: gococksDJS

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jodi View Post
uh...........I meant hold her hand, and massage her feet.


Posted by: MyK

Quote:
Originally Posted by gococksDJS View Post
sublimedirectory.com is a good one. I go to sublimepie and have fun for the next 30 seconds
I used to go there when I was 16!!


Posted by: gococksDJS

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Originally Posted by gococksDJS View Post
uh...........I meant hold her hand, and massage her feet.
.................................................. .............and then blow a load in her eye, shit on her feet and yell "Show me which piggy is going to market today, you dirty bitch!!!!!" all while choking myself with a noose.


Posted by: gococksDJS

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Originally Posted by MyK View Post
I used to go there when I was 16!!
Then you became an altar boy.


Posted by: Jodi

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Originally Posted by gococksDJS View Post
.................................................. .............and then blow a load in her eye, shit on her feet and yell "Show me which piggy is going to market today, you dirty bitch!!!!!" all while choking myself with a noose.
Wow, you are so romantic.




Posted by: gococksDJS

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Originally Posted by Jodi View Post
Wow, you are so romantic.

What can I say, I am smooth with the ladies. I touch their hearts, and shit on their toes.


Posted by: Little Wing

sometimes i think it would be really funny to see the looks on people's faces while they're reading these threads.


Posted by: AKIRA

Quote:
Originally Posted by gococksDJS View Post
.................................................. .............and then blow a load in her eye, shit on her feet and yell "Show me which piggy is going to market today, you dirty bitch!!!!!" all while choking myself with a noose.


Hey, wheres viet_jon? Man down?


Posted by: AKIRA

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Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
sometimes i think it would be really funny to see the looks on people's faces while they're reading these threads.
What would annoy me infinitely more is if they DIDNT react by laughing or yelling.


Posted by: aima123

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Originally Posted by viet_jon View Post
I think it's the grossing thing in the world. Slimy liquids dripping down your chin, curly pubic hair stuck between your teeth, ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!


tried it once, never doing it again!!!!!
lol. why not let your partner shave her ass!!!


Posted by: DiGiTaL

MyK if i was ur girl. i'd get up and kick your balls and leave.
Poor girl. she is only doing it cause she probably loves you, cause otherwise You'd be fucking ur own handing


Posted by: LawrenceofAsia

Only when I get the chance to.


Posted by: Strongwarrior

I must admit, to me, eating pussy is my least favorite thing to do when it comes to sex, and I only enjoy it if it's VERY clean, otherwise I think it's f*cking gross, if it's clean, and her pussy and ass is very clean and she is fine as hell, it could be the sweetest experience...


Posted by: Soul of Sol

As much as possible. I love turning my GF into a noodle, then climbing on top of her. She comes so much when I do that.


Posted by: lioness

Quote:
Originally Posted by viet_jon View Post
I think it's the grossing thing in the world. Slimy liquids dripping down your chin, curly pubic hair stuck between your teeth, ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!


tried it once, never doing it again!!!!!
ROFL

I'm gone a couple months...and I miss a thread like this!

Wasn't there a thread a while back that told how to eat a lady?? If I recall...it was quite informative.


Posted by: DOMS

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Originally Posted by lioness View Post
ROFL

I'm gone a couple months...and I miss a thread like this!

Wasn't there a thread a while back that told how to eat a lady?? If I recall...it was quite informative.
I eat until I get lockjaw.


Posted by: ReproMan

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Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
I eat until I get lockjaw.
Or until the little flap of muscle/skin that connects your tounge to the bottom of your mouth hurts so much you can't talk. That may or may not have happened to me before...


Posted by: lioness

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Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
I eat until I get lockjaw.
That's because you're in your 30's. Women are fun!

Help the poor guy out. I'm gonna find that thread for him...


Posted by: DOMS

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Originally Posted by lioness View Post
That's because you're in your 30's. Women are fun!

Help the poor guy out. I'm gonna find that thread for him...
I just reccomened that he go gay.

More for me.


Posted by: Vieope

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Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
I just reccomened that he go gay.

More for me.
So he goes gay and the gay population grows so you are happy because there are more gay people for you.


Posted by: ReproMan

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Originally Posted by Keven95 View Post
This thread is offensive and degrading to females. The question could have been asked in a mature and clinical way, this thread needs to be locked or deleted.



Posted by: xxst3r0idzxx

lol this is fuckin stupid lol hahah


Posted by: Rhyno

I dont think its degarding or it should be looked at as being offensive

Most of it is celebrating females and thier beautiful architecture and femininity
+
eating pussy is a way to show that we like our girls to climax.

anyway i personally love it


Posted by: maniclion

I just find it ironic that a Vietnamese guy thinks pussy tastes nasty, those guys eat rotten fish heads.....???????????


Posted by: blueboy75

I was turned off eating pussy due to my first time experience going down on a Sri Lankan girl. She had a full curry smell down there coupled with a thick goo (like clag). I dry reached after 1 min and never wen down on a girl for 5 years.


Posted by: bigss75

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Originally Posted by blueboy75 View Post
I was turned off eating pussy due to my first time experience going down on a Sri Lankan girl. She had a full curry smell down there coupled with a thick goo (like clag). I dry reached after 1 min and never wen down on a girl for 5 years.



Posted by: Strongwarrior

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Originally Posted by blueboy75 View Post
I was turned off eating pussy due to my first time experience going down on a Sri Lankan girl. She had a full curry smell down there coupled with a thick goo (like clag). I dry reached after 1 min and never wen down on a girl for 5 years.
Omg! I would throw up! Gross!


Posted by: xxst3r0idzxx

Lmfao Lmfao Lmfao


Posted by: BigPapaPump68

Quote:
Originally Posted by blueboy75 View Post
I was turned off eating pussy due to my first time experience going down on a Sri Lankan girl. She had a full curry smell down there coupled with a thick goo (like clag). I dry reached after 1 min and never wen down on a girl for 5 years.
Thats your first mistake. You got to be careful going down on girls from other countries, who knows what their into. But if that were to happen to me, I would have got up and left.


Posted by: blueboy75

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Originally Posted by BigPapaPump68 View Post
Thats your first mistake. You got to be careful going down on girls from other countries, who knows what their into. But if that were to happen to me, I would have got up and left.
Agreed, but you have to remember this was my first time going down on a chick, I could not really compare it to other pussy.


Posted by: Strongwarrior

My first experience was bad too, but not as bad as yours


Posted by: Witmaster

Hell, I've never had a bad "experience" per say. Some better than others.

Truth is there is no limit or end to the depth I am willing to go when performing fellatio on a woman. If she's into it, I'm into it


But then, I'm a freak when it comes to things like that


Posted by: Witmaster

Errrr.... Cunnilingus on a woman


Posted by: bio-chem

was that a fruedian slip wit?


Posted by: Witmaster

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was that a fruedian slip wit?
No shit! I should make a note to have at least 2 or more cups of coffee in me before I post anything in the Sexual Health forum.


Posted by: DOMS

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Originally Posted by bio-chem View Post
was that a fruedian slip wit?
I thought that he was talking about min0.


Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
I thought that he was talking about min0.
good point. wait now im even more confused.


Posted by: DOMS

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Originally Posted by bio-chem View Post
good point. wait now im even more confused.
Not more than min0.


Posted by: Witmaster

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Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
I thought that he was talking about min0.
Yea... uh.... that's EXACTLY what I was talking about


Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by Witmaster View Post
Yea... uh.... that's EXACTLY what I was talking about
so is she/he or isnt he/she?


Posted by: Witmaster

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Originally Posted by bio-chem View Post
so is she/he or isnt he/she?
it all depends on which one of us is on top


Posted by: juggernaut

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Originally Posted by bio-chem View Post
so is she/he or isnt he/she?
an age old question....


Posted by: min0 lee




Posted by: maniclion

Jerry: Now, the ending is kind of an option. I use the swirl. I like the
swirl. I'm comfortable with the swirl. *I* feel the swirl is a great
capper. He uses the pinch, which I find a little presumptuous.
George: Is it a clockwise swirl?
Jerry: I prefer clockwise, but it's not written in stone.


Posted by: danny81

alright.
1 anyone that dosnt eat pussy is gay
2 in jail when they toss the salad im guessing th one get raped is th one eating the ass? or vice versa?


Posted by: nbalcarres

Eating pussy is my fave female passtime and toys :-)


Posted by: blueboy75

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Originally Posted by nbalcarres View Post
Eating pussy is my fave female passtime and toys :-)
I could think of better....


Posted by: Bakerboy

Do you eat pUsSy?

Only on palm Sunday.


Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by younggreenbling View Post
I eat your pussy if you work it on me hit me up younggreenbling23@yahoo.com
what the f@#$ does that even mean?


Posted by: danny81

exactly what I wanted to know lol


Posted by: TrojanMan60563

I eat pussy...I love it...I rock at it...girls fall in love over it....so there for I am very selective....but yeah I enjoy it to the fullest and don't want oral in return....I'd much rather prefer a girl just put that shit on me when I finish getting her off...by then I am ready to go!


Posted by: lioness

okay....WHO from this thread sent me the instant message on my yahoo????




Not cool.


Probably that new guy with one post!


Posted by: maniclion

If you are what you eat then call me pussy!


Posted by: TrojanMan60563

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Originally Posted by lioness View Post
okay....WHO from this thread sent me the instant message on my yahoo????




Not cool.


Probably that new guy with one post!
What did they say?


Posted by: abu hassaan

he men the greatest test ist thanuoy


Posted by: abu hassaan

he men the greatest test ist thankuoy


Posted by: goob

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Originally Posted by abu hassaan View Post
he men the greatest test ist thanuoy
Could'nt of said it better myself........


Posted by: Nate K

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Originally Posted by abu hassaan View Post
he men the greatest test ist thanuoy
Yeah, for real.


Posted by: abdulla

i lick and kiss pussies and who dont they have to change their mind


Posted by: Lazic

Only my wife, when i got a time..for other girs,when i be free, that be a privilege...


Posted by: DontStop

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Originally Posted by viet_jon View Post
do You?
I think getting "ate out" is disgusting. It doesn't even feel good.


Posted by: Bakerboy

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Originally Posted by DontStop View Post
I think getting "ate out" is disgusting. It doesn't even feel good.
So you like to give but don't like to receive. You are like every guys dream. I'm used to the very high maintenace type. I want this, I want that. Do this, do that. It gets old quick. You are like a breath of fresh air.


Posted by: DOMS

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Originally Posted by DontStop View Post
I think getting "ate out" is disgusting. It doesn't even feel good.
You need to get someone that knows what he's doing.


Posted by: DontStop

No it just doesnt feel good to me haha
I don't really "get off" through my clit, I'm more of a penetration type.


Posted by: Bakerboy




Posted by: DOMS

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Originally Posted by DontStop View Post
No it just doesnt feel good to me haha
I don't really "get off" through my clit, I'm more of a penetration type.
That's why a guy who knows what he's doing will also use his fingers.


Posted by: Bakerboy

Don't get handsy DOMS. Let the girl be.


Posted by: ReproMan

Quote:
Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
You need to get someone that knows what he's doing.


Quote:
Originally Posted by DontStop View Post
No it just doesnt feel good to me haha
I don't really "get off" through my clit, I'm more of a penetration type.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard this and proved the girl wrong, well, I'd have 10 cents.


Posted by: DOMS

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Originally Posted by Bakerboy View Post
Don't get handsy DOMS. Let the girl be.
It wasn't an offer, it was just advice.


Posted by: DontStop

well a guy who "know's what he's doing" must be pretty damn rare.


Posted by: goob

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Originally Posted by DontStop View Post
well a guy who "know's what he's doing" must be pretty damn rare.
Oh I exsist baby. Oh yes.


Posted by: DOMS

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Originally Posted by DontStop View Post
well a guy who "know's what he's doing" must be pretty damn rare.
That's true.

I think that for a lot of guys, eating a girl is just some menial part of foreplay. For someone that really enjoys it, it's almost as good as an orgasm.

It's easy to tell which kind of guy you're dealing with. If they guy finishes in a minute or two, you've got the former. If they guy doesn't come up until his face is numb and his tongue hurts, you've got the later.


Posted by: ReproMan

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Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
That's true.

I think that for a lot of guys, eating a girl is just some menial part of foreplay. For someone that really enjoys it, it's almost as good as an orgasm.

It's easy to tell which kind of guy you're dealing with. If they guy finishes in a minute or two, you've got the former. If they guy doesn't come up until his face is numb and his tongue hurts, you've got the later.
Exactly.


Posted by: DOMS

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Originally Posted by ReproMan View Post
Exactly.
Can I get an "Amen!", brother?!


Posted by: ReproMan

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Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
Can I get an "Amen!", brother?!
AMEN BROTHER DOMS!!! AMEN!!!!


Posted by: Bakerboy

People experience pleasure in different ways. The trick to sex is in the details and understanding each others kinks inside and out. It's a place of exploration.


Posted by: DOMS

Thus concludes this sermon of the Church of the Hairy Oyster.


Posted by: DOMS

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bakerboy View Post
People experience pleasure in different ways. The trick to sex is in the details and understanding each others kinks inside and out. It's a place of exploration.
Of course it's about exploration. That's why I try to get my whole face in; so I can see what's going on.


Posted by: ReproMan

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Originally Posted by Bakerboy View Post
People experience pleasure in different ways. The trick to sex is in the details and understanding each others kinks inside and out. It's a place of exploration.
And I consider myself quite the spelunker.


Posted by: Bakerboy

So DOMS, you're the messy type.


Posted by: DOMS

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Originally Posted by ReproMan View Post
And I consider myself quite the spelunker.



Posted by: DOMS

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Originally Posted by Bakerboy View Post
So DOMS, you're the messy type.
Hell no. I don't lose a single drop.


Posted by: Bakerboy

A true Canadian needs a good romp just to stay warm-it's a survival thing. If we aren't good in bed we could freeze to death!


Posted by: pitbullguy01

OF COURSE!!! DO YOU LIKE TO GET A BJ WELL THEN YOU GOTTA RETURN THE FAVOR!!and if its good i'll even toss salad a bit! i like the kinky ones!


Posted by: DontStop

I love BJ's but i hate the returning of the favor.


Posted by: jussme

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Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
That's why a guy who knows what he's doing will also use his fingers.

true
very true
but the best are lesbians
a woman knows better than a man how to do what feels right and how long to stay there



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