My girlfriend wont swallow but after i told her about how good it is for your skin and complexion she lets me unload in her face, she says its a good moisturiser so we are both happy now.....

I wonder did anyone here taste cum?
Oh my god I cant even think about it. That may be like shit. isnt that?

just add sprinkles to it

I have heard the pineapple juice thing. I've actually tried it once before but forgot to ask the girl if it was any different. Ah well..

My last girlfriend is the only one out of them all who wouldn't swallow. Do you guys find a lot of girls refusing to swallow? I find most are willing with time.

my cum has had that new car smell for a long time. I want to change to pine fresh. Any ideas on how?


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People Suck, nice people swallow....

You'll never get it out from me inspectorclouseau.

Pineapple works for males semen to taste better.

thanks a lot darling for these hint what about women pussy fluids

Ok, which min0 made this thread?

Ok, which min0 made this thread?

The one that tried too convince the half it tastes good.

You see, this could work either way though!

You see! You see.

So frustrating.

I See.......

My cum tastes like peaches and cream!!!

my x-gf told me that cum doesnt taste like anything. why would you want to make it taste good? if anything, i'd want it to taste horrific so i can laugh and point

i tried to give you the benefit of the doubt with the eating pussy thread but seriously dude, grow the fuck up. what's the point of making yourself sound like a socially retarded douche that hates women?

i tried to give you the benefit of the doubt with the eating pussy thread but seriously dude, grow the fuck up. what's the point of making yourself sound like a socially retarded douche that hates women?

alrite, i'll stop. i cant grow up though, who wants to grow up and work for the rest of my life and then die? sounds fun, where can i sign up?

p.s. - i dont "hate" women, if i came off like that, well then sorry

Damn..I wonder who came up with this sick idea in the first place. I just hope people won't eat each other's poop sometimes in the future.

I dont want to test for myself cause I think its gross but whatever makes her happy.. so if any u guys want to try it out for ur gfs, it does work

Do you tongue after that?

* Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine.

never going to happen dude, I find it crazy gross but she loves it in her mouth n swallows it.. took me a while to simply accept that so there's no way I'm licking my jizz

alright i got a disgusting story.

a good friend of mine, good looking, rich etc...went to this bar called Lucky13 with a few friends..

so he gets drunk and he has his way with woman and he starts flirting with women

2 hours in and he's making out with like 5 girls, one at a time and moves to the next.

so eventually he is in the dance floor dancing with some girl he just met there and they started making out...and after awhile of tonguing, licking and fondling with their mouths he goes to her "why do you taste a little salty? did you have some weird shot?"

and she goes "No I just got to the bar"..."before I came inside I gave my boyfriend a blowjob in his car, some of his cum was still in my mouth"

he nearly threw up, came and told us what happened we laughed our asses off and he took off home almost crying Lol.

alright i got a disgusting story.

a good friend of mine, good looking, rich etc...went to this bar called Lucky13 with a few friends..

so he gets drunk and he has his way with woman and he starts flirting with women

2 hours in and he's making out with like 5 girls, one at a time and moves to the next.

so eventually he is in the dance floor dancing with some girl he just met there and they started making out...and after awhile of tonguing, licking and fondling with their mouths he goes to her "why do you taste a little salty? did you have some weird shot?"

and she goes "No I just got to the bar"..."before I came inside I gave my boyfriend a blowjob in his car, some of his cum was still in my mouth"

he nearly threw up, came and told us what happened we laughed our asses off and he took off home almost crying Lol.

bananas

It's funny, yet informative.

Is it true fact you all discussing.

My girlfriend wont swallow but after i told her about how good it is for your skin and complexion she lets me unload in her face, she says its a good moisturiser so we are both happy now.....

Must be hot

Cum Nutrition Facts_____________________

In this age of calorie and carb counting and required nutrition labeling on foods, everyone wants to know exactly what's in what they're eating. And of course, if you're going to eat cum, it's no different. Unfortunately, it's hard to find exact nutritional data for semen, but here's some information to help you figure out how cum fits into your balanced diet._____________________________

What's in Semen_________________________
Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients:______________________________

Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol
Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine
Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium
Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline
Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins
Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen_______________________________

Is Eating Cum Healthy?_____________________________
Healthy semen (that is, cum produced by a well-nourished, disease-free male) may in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal fluid, the base of cum, is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin. ___________________

Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and magnesium. While you shouldn't depend on a shot of cum to get your recommended daily allowances of vitamins and minerals, swallowing semen on a regular basis can't hurt as a dietary supplement.________________________________

Will Semen Make Me Fat?
Although cum may look creamy and opaque, it contains very little fat, and few calories. One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories. Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per "serving" we'd guess the total amount to be negligible._______________________________

Given that cum is a high-protein, low-carb snack, you'd think the Atkins Diet people would be all over it by now. Plus, when you factor in the calories expended in performing oral sex, chances are you're burning off much more than you're consuming. The only way that swallowing during a blow job will make you fat is if you cover your lover's dick with whipped cream and chocolate syrup.________________________

Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins


If she's swallowing Testosterone how much? Can it be absorbed orally?

Mango seems to work good w/ pineapple! (No homo)