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Posted by: Mindyak2k6

So I was checking the internet, and found a site that offered excersies to help lenghten your penis. I was wondering if anyone has tried these methods and have seen true results?



Posted by: min0 lee

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So I was checking the internet, and found a site that offered excersies to help lenghten your penis. I was wondering if anyone has tried these methods and have seen true results?
What results are you looking for?



Posted by: JohnMac

Yes, yes I have.

rep range 3-6 for strength
8-12 for size


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So I was checking the internet, and found a site that offered excersies to help lenghten your penis. I was wondering if anyone has tried these methods and have seen true results?




Posted by: I Are Baboon

You don't need to exercise your penis. Just take a steaming hot iron to it.



Posted by: goandykid

Rent Old school. Tie cinderblocks to your penis and drop it off the edge of a balcony.



Posted by: Gazhole

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Rent Old school. Tie cinderblocks to your penis and drop it off the edge of a balcony.
What a crap death thatd be for the unlucky person walking underneath. First you get twatted with a fucking block, then to add insult to injury, your penis slaps them in the face a second later.



Posted by: BoneCrusher

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What a crap death thatd be for the unlucky person walking underneath. First you get twatted with a fucking block, then to add insult to injury, your penis slaps them in the face a second later.




Posted by: emile_jensen

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Originally Posted by Mindyak2k6 View Post
So I was checking the internet, and found a site that offered excersies to help lenghten your penis. I was wondering if anyone has tried these methods and have seen true results?
I used to do exercises for having multiple orgasms [orgasm without ejaculation] but after a few days I just felt a lot of pain and got scared



Posted by: goandykid

Exercise like what? Masturbation? In that case, I've been training seriously for yearsssss.



Posted by: Strongwarrior

I have a friend who claimed he did special exercises to increase the size of his dick, and he claimes he gained 2'' in length, but I think he is full of sh*t



Posted by: min0 lee

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I have a friend who claimed he did special exercises to increase the size of his dick, and he claimes he gained 2'' in length, but I think he is full of sh*t
I doubt that, ask him if he has before and after pics and let us know if it's true.



Posted by: Strongwarrior

He is probably lying, I don't believe him...He is living with his father in California now, he became very mentally ill, and he is disabled...I think at the most people could get an inch, that's about it



Posted by: pitbullguy01

whats the site



Posted by: BigDyl

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whats the site




Posted by: Bakerboy

Shwing!



Posted by: DontStop

I didnt think you could strengthen your penis, much because it's pretty much spoungey tissue that fills up with blood...not a muscle.



Posted by: ReproMan

I can make mine dance all over the place.



Posted by: Bakerboy

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I can make mine dance all over the place.
But can it do pushups? lol



Posted by: ReproMan

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But can it do pushups? lol
Just one.


One is all ya need.



Posted by: mrmark

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Originally Posted by Mindyak2k6 View Post
So I was checking the internet, and found a site that offered excersies to help lenghten your penis. I was wondering if anyone has tried these methods and have seen true results?
is this 'jussme' again?



Posted by: Newt

My forearm always gets more work than my penis when I work it out!



Posted by: TopAdams314

Nah, all that stuff about "exercises" for your pecker is all bally-hoo. Your wang has no muscle (I'm sure we all wish it did), so it is impossible to lengthen it with maybe the exception of some grotesque surgical procedure. The only reason why Viagra even seems to "increase" the length of your penis is cuz of increased blood flow. Remember, it's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it. So stop fretting about it.



Posted by: Rubes

its not the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean. but it takes a long time to get to england in a row boat



Posted by: DontStop

No...It's the size of the boat.



Posted by: Rubes

what if its only like 7in and you can go for a hour and a half?



Posted by: DontStop

i dont liek going that long because it starts to hurt after awhile I dont know. I was with one smaller guy (around 6 or 7) and he didnt do anything for me at all.

I once heard a comedian say "I think it's funny how all these jewish and chinese doctors are saying a woman con only feel the first 2 inches, I'll belive that when I hear it from Dr. Jamall Jones"



Posted by: Rubes

maybe he just sucked in bed.



Posted by: DontStop

I dont' know what it was. All i know is I like the initial "hurt" a girl gets when first, erm, "penetrated", And usually, smaller ones dont really do it for me. Like first it will hurt then right away it's like "oh this is boring"
I find that the bigger guys ive been with kind of prolong the hurt, varying on the positions ofcourse. I'm not into whips n shit, haha that hurt is pretty weird, but yah, initial hurt is where it's at.



Posted by: Rubes

i know a few guys from around here that you would enjoy then



Posted by: DontStop

Haha thats ok, I'm not looking...



Posted by: Rubes

thats probly a good thing all of the guys i know are crazy as all hell



Posted by: DontStop

So are alot of the ones up here. Good though. Definately not boring by any means.



Posted by: ReproMan

Worst thread ever.



Posted by: mrmark

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Originally Posted by DontStop View Post
i dont liek going that long because it starts to hurt after awhile I dont know. I was with one smaller guy (around 6 or 7) and he didnt do anything for me at all.

I once heard a comedian say "I think it's funny how all these jewish and chinese doctors are saying a woman con only feel the first 2 inches, I'll belive that when I hear it from Dr. Jamall Jones"
wow that doesnt sound at all racist



Posted by: DontStop

It's incredibly racist. But those are the comedians words, not mine



Posted by: mrmark

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It's incredibly racist. But those are the comedians words, not mine
not much of a comedian, about as funny as Carrot top.

although carrot top isnt racist, just unfunny.



Posted by: mrmark

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i dont liek going that long because it starts to hurt after awhile I dont know. I was with one smaller guy (around 6 or 7) and he didnt do anything for me at all.
"
you can't base it off 1 guy. i read in a girly mag about this guy's 3.5'' member and how much pleasure it gave his wife cos he knew how to use it.



Posted by: DontStop

eeee



Posted by: Doublebase

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Originally Posted by DontStop View Post
I dont' know what it was. All i know is I like the initial "hurt" a girl gets when first, erm, "penetrated", And usually, smaller ones dont really do it for me. Like first it will hurt then right away it's like "oh this is boring"
I find that the bigger guys ive been with kind of prolong the hurt,
Jeaz, how many dudes have you banged in your 18 years of life? I guess you won't be wearing white on your wedding day.



Posted by: Brachiisaurus

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Jeaz, how many dudes have you banged in your 18 years of life? I guess you won't be wearing white on your wedding day.
owned.



Posted by: ReproMan

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Jeaz, how many dudes have you banged in your 18 years of life? I guess you won't be wearing white on your wedding day.


Apparently the name "DontStop" is more appropriate than we thought...



Posted by: Bakerboy

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Jeaz, how many dudes have you banged in your 18 years of life? I guess you won't be wearing white on your wedding day.
Who cares? Why would anyone wait until they were married until they had sex? I doubt that you are a virgin. Sex is a good thing people should do it as much as they can.



Posted by: IainDaniel

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Who cares? Why would anyone wait until they were married until they had sex? I doubt that you are a virgin. Sex is a good thing people should do it as much as they can.
I think Doublebase is just jealous he married the first chick that said yes to him.



Posted by: Newt

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you can't base it off 1 guy. i read in a girly mag about this guy's 3.5'' member and how much pleasure it gave his wife cos he knew how to use it.
Uh, I bet he drives a Porche! You, know.......



Posted by: NeilPearson

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Jeaz, how many dudes have you banged in your 18 years of life? I guess you won't be wearing white on your wedding day.
... she is from Edmonton

By 16 you are usually either planning on leaving Edmonton or doing some combination of the following: playing hockey, smoking lots of dope, working on the rigs and screwing a lot.



Posted by: Doublebase

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... she is from Edmonton

By 16 you are usually either planning on leaving Edmonton or doing some combination of the following: playing hockey, smoking lots of dope, working on the rigs and screwing a lot.
Survey says...



Posted by: Doublebase

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I think Doublebase is just jealous he married the first chick that said yes to him.
You are so jealous of me. Just let it go and get off my posts. Faggot.



Posted by: Doublebase

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Who cares? Why would anyone wait until they were married until they had sex? I doubt that you are a virgin. Sex is a good thing people should do it as much as they can.
I care about our youth in general. I don't think they should be out there banging away. Yes you are right I am not a virgin. I was a stupid teenager. I have been with the same girl for over 5 years now. I would like to see more people practicing abstinence. It seems like less and less now a days.



Posted by: Gazhole

I tried to do curls but the dumbell kept falling on the floor.

Maybe i should use chalk...



Posted by: DontStop

It's not that I've been with alot of guys, It's just i know what i like...

I don't sleep around really. I havent had sex in months. I'm picky as sin anyways.



Posted by: Doublebase

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It's not that I've been with alot of guys, It's just i know what i like...

I don't sleep around really. I havent had sex in months. I'm picky as sin anyways.
Let me guess, you have a tattoo on your lower back?



Posted by: DontStop

No, Those are pretty tacky. I'm getting one on the back of my neck and on my ribcage if you're interested...



Posted by: Doublebase

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No, Those are pretty tacky. I'm getting one on the back of my neck and on my ribcage if you're interested...
way to mutilate your beautiful body.




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