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Originally Posted by Brutus_G
What is going on here?
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Originally Posted by Brutus_G
What is going on here?
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Just a bunch of crap.
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Originally Posted by DOMS
I was hoping there'd be a fire in this thread while I was gone, in which you'd all have died horribly.
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Originally Posted by Triple Threat
Welcome back, DOMS. How was the vacation? |
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Originally Posted by Triple Threat
I'm sitting in a meeting, bored to tears, and it's going to last another hour at least. We've already been here for over an hour and a half. My presentation was approximately 1 minute. People are sitting here watching me type and I'm sure they think that I'm working.
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Originally Posted by DOMS
Thanks, fufu. It's good to be back.
It's funny, the only things I missed about computers was anime, my stocks/options program, and IM. The rest amounts to jack squat. Oh, and I saw a funny shirt for sale at Venice: "There's too much blood in my alcohol system." |
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Originally Posted by Triple Threat
I'm sitting in a meeting, bored to tears, and it's going to last another hour at least. We've already been here for over an hour and a half. My presentation was approximately 1 minute. People are sitting here watching me type and I'm sure they think that I'm working.
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Originally Posted by katt
That would be a good shirt for when I go to Vegas
Glad to see your back! |
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Originally Posted by DOMS
Thanks, katt!
Are you moving to Vegas or just visiting? I lived there for a year and a half. |
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Originally Posted by katt
We just visit there.. but, I could foresee buying a condo there someday,,, or San Francisco ( I love that city too),,,
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Originally Posted by DOMS
Make sure to hit the Rio Buffet (at the Rio hotel) and the Guadalajara (at Boulder Station) while you're there.
If you move to Vegas, move to the far south (Henderson), up on Sunrise Hill (the mountain to the East), or the far North West (Summerland). Every other place is either like Mexico or the worst parts of L.A. One of the really nice things about living in Vegas is that you have easy access to SoCal. Oh, and wait for the bottom to drop out of the housing market first. The prices in Vegas are very overinflated. Houses that sold in 2000 for $150,000 are now selling for around $400,000. |
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Originally Posted by mboylan86
spent the past 20 mins of work readin this thread, fuckin brilliant
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Originally Posted by IainDaniel
It is CRAP how the Jays lost last night.
Play so well for 8 innings then just a complete mental meltdown. Now that is CRAP. |
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
Anyone here know what time it is?
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Originally Posted by Bakerboy
DOMS what do you like so much about L.A.?
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Originally Posted by DOMS
buncha.ass.holes
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?Wouldn't.it.be.better.to.put.question.marks.and.e xclamation.points.at.the.beginning.of.the.sentence Then.you.would.know.if.the.writer.was.stating.a.fa ct.or.asking.a.question !I.like.it
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Originally Posted by katt
!!!!come.on. doms... you're.not.calling.me.??>?asshole????..I'm.just.go ing.with.the.flow!!!!..
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Originally Posted by katt
It would be better if you weren't such a hard ass Doms! |
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Originally Posted by DOMS
I only pray that one day someone will invent violence over TCP/IP.
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Originally Posted by DOMS
This thread is going to get more play than some of the journals.
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Spanish royal sex cartoon banned  Crown Prince Felipe is the next in line to the Spanish throneSpain's High Court has ordered the seizure of all copies of a magazine that carried a cartoon of Crown Prince Felipe and his wife having sex. The cartoon on the front page of the weekly satirical magazine El Jueves depicted Prince Felipe saying sex was the closest he would come to working. It was published after the government announced it would pay couples nearly $3,500 for each new baby born. The high court judge ruled that the cartoon insulted the royal family. |
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Originally Posted by Triple Threat
I wonder if KelJu posted that while he was high. I also wonder if he typed the entire thing in, line by line.
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Originally Posted by Little Wing
since when is a hard ass a bad thing
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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
$3500 to have a baby
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The dozen TVs hanging from the ceiling aren't good enough? Meanwhile, down in the weight room, 2 of the 4 Olympic bars are smooth from one end to the other. Fortunately I get there early enough so I can grab one of the bars with some knurling left, but they can't spring $500-600 for a couple of new bars, yet can throw thousands of $$$ on new treadmills? 
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Originally Posted by DOMS
Jersey: The Armpit of a Nation
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Originally Posted by katt
Jersey - you're saying you smell like an armpit?
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Originally Posted by tallcall
I've been through New Jersey a couple times, not a real bad place, but I did get ass raped when my car broke down on I-95 last time and spent 5 hours in a Pep Boys somewhere in Bradenton (I think that was the name of the city, I can't remember).
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Originally Posted by JerseyDevil
I'm hoping he meant the state, not me
.I'm not from NJ originally. Grew up in Virginia, and spent several years in Ohio. NJ isn't that bad, especially the southern part, but it's not my favorite place either. |
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Originally Posted by tallcall
I've been through New Jersey a couple times, not a real bad place, but I did get ass raped when my car broke down on I-95 last time and spent 5 hours in a Pep Boys somewhere in Bradenton (I think that was the name of the city, I can't remember). Then was overcharged for the replacement of the tensioner and a new timing belt (those bastards were awful, but I can't assume the rest of them are like that)!
What's been going on with you guys lately? |
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
Same goes for NYC, they all rape us.
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Originally Posted by Triple Threat
When service station owners see a car with out of state plates being towed to their place, their eyes light up. $$$ I think that holds true just about anywhere.
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Originally Posted by tallcall
The station I work with in Tampa does reports out of Bradenton, so I don't know why I didn't realize that first.
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Originally Posted by JerseyDevil
My Mom & Dad live in Bradenton. Going down there with the wife and kids in a few weeks.
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Originally Posted by goob
Yippie-kay-yay Motherfuckers!
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Originally Posted by mboylan86
theres a new season of Dexters Lab????? i thought they stopped makin that years ago
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Originally Posted by DOMS
I can teach you. It'll take many hours of hands on teaching, but I'm willing to make the sacrifice.
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Originally Posted by katt
Hey T & Doms.... like the new avatar??? Pretty sexy huh??
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Originally Posted by Triple Threat
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Originally Posted by tallcall
Yes, the people demand change
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Originally Posted by fufu
^ lawl, he fucked his dog.
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Originally Posted by katt
Hey T & Doms.... like the new avatar??? Pretty sexy huh??
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Originally Posted by DOMS
Wrong pussy.
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Originally Posted by DOMS
So, Triple Teat, how are things?
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Originally Posted by tallcall
Just like George Carlin would say, there is no wrong hole!
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Originally Posted by Bakerboy
Fitness 4 Kids Weight Bench This Fitness 4 Kids weight bench will create the perfect gym buddy. It encourages exercise for children and is great fun to use!! The foam weight plates can be removed just like the real thing. And the spotter catchers can be adjusted (up or down) by approx 2 inches. |
. .. very cool.
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Originally Posted by Triple Threat
What a swell guy.
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Originally Posted by katt
DOMS...have you had a workout lately?????? Are you slacking??
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Originally Posted by DOMS
I worked out on Tuesday. I've been buried by work. But that just came to an end, so I foresee regular workouts.
I'm also going to try adding some jogging to my cardio. |
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Originally Posted by DOMS
Nag, nag, nag...
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Originally Posted by DOMS
Nag, nag, nag...
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Originally Posted by Triple Threat
Because everytime it starts to disappear, someone makes a post and bumps it back to the top.
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Originally Posted by Gazhole
Agreed!
BUMP! |
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Originally Posted by DOMS
You do, of course, realize that when you write bump in all uppercase, like you did, that it's the American slang for "Take me from behind and spare the KY!", right?
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Originally Posted by DOMS
You do, of course, realize that when you write bump in all uppercase, like you did, that it's the American slang for "Take me from behind and spare the KY!", right?
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Originally Posted by Gazhole
What are you waiting for DOMSey? Im ready!
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Originally Posted by Gazhole
What are you waiting for DOMSey? Im ready!
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Originally Posted by Witchblade
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Originally Posted by DOMS
You live in the UK. It's big, but it's not that big.
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Originally Posted by Gazhole
Ah-ha! Then your threat bears little weight!
BUMP! |
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Originally Posted by tallcall
OK, so is this an open invitation now?
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Originally Posted by Gazhole
What do you mean by "open"?
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Originally Posted by tallcall
Open as in, now that DOMS isn't going, are you re-inviting other people "give it to you from behind and spare the KY!"
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Originally Posted by tallcall
OK, so is this an open invitation now?
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Originally Posted by Gazhole
Thats right, everybody wants a piece of Gaz's Hole.
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Originally Posted by Gazhole
THE TUMBLEWEED MOCKS YOUR ATTEMPT AT COMEDY!!! |
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Originally Posted by Gazhole
The tumbleweeds or the suggestion of anal penetration in relation to me?
To be honest im not crazy about either :P |
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Originally Posted by tallcall
Both. Just relax.....it'll make this easier (the pain passes)!
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Originally Posted by DOMS
Careful, Gaz. He's the kind that doesn't call you the day after.
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Originally Posted by tallcall
Both. Just relax.....it'll make this easier (the pain passes)!
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Originally Posted by DOMS
Careful, Gaz. He's the kind that doesn't call you the day after.
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Originally Posted by BulkMeUp
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Originally Posted by Gazhole
Just got a call from Mr. Rectum in 305 - he says room service is NOT required! Repeat! The kielbasa is NOT REQUIRED IN ROOM 305 FOR MR. RECTUM. |
its a "refeed"
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Originally Posted by BulkMeUp
Bad pick up line: "Baby did you just fart? 'coz you blew me away!"
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Originally Posted by JerseyDevil
Even worse...... "If you were a booger, I'd pick you!".
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Hey, I'm not a pessimist. 
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Although some of this message is out dated I still wanted it to be sent out. Thank you for your patients in this matter. |
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Originally Posted by Triple Threat
So I had to move to another office since I'm starting a new project. The office is smaller than the one I had and it's much noiser, too. The bitch in an adjecent office insists on using her speaker phone for everything - calls, listening to messages, etc.
I'm also at the end of a busy row of offices, and countless number of people coming parading by. This really sucks. The one good thing is that it is close to the water fountain. Hey, I'm not a pessimist. |
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Originally Posted by Burner02
maybe if you were to up the dosage of egg whites...your odiferious ways would offend her enough to shut her door...eliminating 1 problem...
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Originally Posted by Triple Threat
I just received an email from a teacher at the middle school where my kids go. Here is the first line:
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Originally Posted by DOMS
Guess who just got the power to move this thread?
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Originally Posted by Triple Threat
Me! I just moved it to the top of the list.
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How come it doesn't say "Last edited by DOMS"?
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Originally Posted by Triple Threat
How come it doesn't say "Last edited by DOMS"? |
Crap! I forgot to bring salad dressing to work, so I had to go to the cafeteria to buy a salad. 
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Originally Posted by Triple Threat
Crap! I forgot to bring salad dressing to work, so I had to go to the cafeteria to buy a salad. |
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Originally Posted by Triple Threat
Crap! I forgot to bring salad dressing to work, so I had to go to the cafeteria to buy a salad. |
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Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
What kind?
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Originally Posted by tallcall
You "ate" your "salad" didn't you.
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Originally Posted by tallcall
You "ate" your "salad" didn't you.
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Originally Posted by maniclion
Have you seen the world's shortest books?:
Irish Wit and Wisdom. Jewish Business Ethics. Italian War Heroes. Negroes I Have Met While Yachting. Arabian Hygeine Hints. Adolf Hitler's Kosher Recipes. Muslim Pork Dishes. The Amish Phone Book. Things I Can`t Afford by Bill Gates. Great Women Drivers of Today. The Complete Guide to Catholic Sex. The Book of Good Australian Beer. How to Love a Woman by BigDyl Danny C.'s SpeelingDicshunary |
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Originally Posted by maniclion
Have you seen the world's shortest books?:
Irish Wit and Wisdom. Jewish Business Ethics. Italian War Heroes. Negroes I Have Met While Yachting. Arabian Hygeine Hints. Adolf Hitler's Kosher Recipes. Muslim Pork Dishes. The Amish Phone Book. Things I Can`t Afford by Bill Gates. Great Women Drivers of Today. The Complete Guide to Catholic Sex. The Book of Good Australian Beer. How to Love a Woman by BigDyl Danny C.'s SpeelingDicshunary |
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Originally Posted by maniclion
Have you seen the world's shortest books?:
Irish Wit and Wisdom. Jewish Business Ethics. Italian War Heroes. Negroes I Have Met While Yachting. Arabian Hygeine Hints. Adolf Hitler's Kosher Recipes. Muslim Pork Dishes. The Amish Phone Book. Things I Can`t Afford by Bill Gates. Great Women Drivers of Today. The Complete Guide to Catholic Sex. The Book of Good Australian Beer. How to Love a Woman by BigDyl Danny C.'s SpeelingDicshunary |
