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Posted by: vortrit

Quote:
Originally Posted by tallcall View Post
Don't be so quick to kill yourself, at least let a girl try to "kill" you a few more times!
That's really good thinking.



Posted by: goob

Maybe I'll get a girl to 'kill' me tonight.

Incline DB Flys
50 x 8
55 x 8
55 x 8
55 x 8

Staggered Push ups
10 R
10 L
10 R
10 L
10 R
10 L

Bent Press
55 x 5
55 x 5
55 x 5

Face Pulls
70 x 10
70 x 10
70 x 10

Incline U/L Triceps Push down
25 x 8
25 x 8
25 x 8

Hise's
220 x 12
220 x 10
230 x 8

Side Bends
60 x 20
60 x 20
60 x 20

No way , this is the 1001 st post in this journal. I never though it would last this long! Mad.

Workout ok. Still sore from back workout 2 days before, but soldiered on. Did ok.



Posted by: tallcall

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Maybe I'll get a girl to 'kill' me tonight.

Incline DB Flys
50 x 8
55 x 8
55 x 8
55 x 8

Staggered Push ups
10 R
10 L
10 R
10 L
10 R
10 L

Bent Press
55 x 5
55 x 5
55 x 5

Face Pulls
70 x 10
70 x 10
70 x 10

Incline U/L Triceps Push down
25 x 8
25 x 8
25 x 8

Hise's
220 x 12
220 x 10
230 x 8

Side Bends
60 x 20
60 x 20
60 x 20

No way , this is the 1001 st post in this journal. I never though it would last this long! Mad.

Workout ok. Still sore from back workout 2 days before, but soldiered on. Did ok.

Yay, 1002!

Well, with that kind of conditioning, she'll have to work you over real good before you'll be done!



Posted by: tallcall

I mean 1003 and 4, not as many features as 1000 or 1001 though.



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by tallcall View Post
Yay, 1002!

Well, with that kind of conditioning, she'll have to work you over real good before you'll be done!
Thats what i'm in it for. Peak fitness and bitches.

Shit, you're right, it was 1002nd post, not first.



Posted by: Delusional

nice workout..stoner



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by Delusional View Post
nice workout..stoner
Thanks Del, but not these days man. I had my fun with that shit , and all sorts of other wonderful substanses, but not anymore. (Or on the odd occasion, when the mood takes me....)



Posted by: Scarface30

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Maybe I'll get a girl to 'kill' me tonight.

Incline DB Flys
50 x 8
55 x 8
55 x 8
55 x 8

Staggered Push ups
10 R
10 L
10 R
10 L
10 R
10 L

Bent Press
55 x 5
55 x 5
55 x 5

Face Pulls
70 x 10
70 x 10
70 x 10

Incline U/L Triceps Push down
25 x 8
25 x 8
25 x 8

Hise's
220 x 12
220 x 10
230 x 8

Side Bends
60 x 20
60 x 20
60 x 20

No way , this is the 1001 st post in this journal. I never though it would last this long! Mad.

Workout ok. Still sore from back workout 2 days before, but soldiered on. Did ok.
great workout man, very nice job!

what do you think of the bent press? I added it my workout after seeing it be done in here quite often. thought I'd give something new a go.



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by Scarface30 View Post
great workout man, very nice job!

what do you think of the bent press? I added it my workout after seeing it be done in here quite often. thought I'd give something new a go.
Good on you Scar, your template looks great, so much so, that I'll be stealing from it when change time comes.

First consideration, start with dumbbells, Bent presses put a shit load of pressure on your shoulder joint (don't know correct anatomy) especially in the 'bent' position. Great for stabilasition muscles. But they do pay dividince as you'll feel when you do them. Start light, because they can be really destructive to you (dislocated shoulder, broken window - depending on where you workout), but I love them!



Posted by: vortrit

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Maybe I'll get a girl to 'kill' me tonight.

Incline DB Flys
50 x 8
55 x 8
55 x 8
55 x 8

Staggered Push ups
10 R
10 L
10 R
10 L
10 R
10 L

Bent Press
55 x 5
55 x 5
55 x 5

Face Pulls
70 x 10
70 x 10
70 x 10

Incline U/L Triceps Push down
25 x 8
25 x 8
25 x 8

Hise's
220 x 12
220 x 10
230 x 8

Side Bends
60 x 20
60 x 20
60 x 20

No way , this is the 1001 st post in this journal. I never though it would last this long! Mad.

Workout ok. Still sore from back workout 2 days before, but soldiered on. Did ok.
Nice looking workout.



Posted by: JailHouse

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Maybe I'll get a girl to 'kill' me tonight.

Incline DB Flys
50 x 8
55 x 8
55 x 8
55 x 8

Staggered Push ups
10 R
10 L
10 R
10 L
10 R
10 L

Bent Press
55 x 5
55 x 5
55 x 5

Face Pulls
70 x 10
70 x 10
70 x 10

Incline U/L Triceps Push down
25 x 8
25 x 8
25 x 8

Hise's
220 x 12
220 x 10
230 x 8

Side Bends
60 x 20
60 x 20
60 x 20

No way , this is the 1001 st post in this journal. I never though it would last this long! Mad.

Workout ok. Still sore from back workout 2 days before, but soldiered on. Did ok.
Nice DB flys! I'm gunna throw some of those in my next chest day to.



Posted by: Delusional

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Thanks Del, but not these days man. I had my fun with that shit , and all sorts of other wonderful substanses, but not anymore. (Or on the odd occasion, when the mood takes me....)
once a stoner, always a stoner. in my book at least i could get some killer dank and roll a blunt you couldnt resist haha



Posted by: JailHouse

Quote:
Originally Posted by Delusional View Post
once a stoner, always a stoner. in my book at least i could get some killer dank and roll a blunt you couldn't resist haha
LMFAO! Its kinda like that marine saying, there are no former stoners.



Posted by: Brutus_G

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Thanks Del, but not these days man. I had my fun with that shit , and all sorts of other wonderful substanses, but not anymore. (Or on the odd occasion, when the mood takes me....)
I remember when i first got high! Everything was very funny oh and i was extremely thirsty and my eyes were very red.



Posted by: goob

Hah, thanks guys!

Yeah, the old red eye express. I still maintain that there is no better way to watch a movie than stoned. The only problem is that 10 minutes after the movie has finished, you've pretty much forgotten what it was about....



Posted by: goob

Today: 4.1 miles. Untimed. Medium fast pace, approx estimate 28 minutes.

Legs held up superbly, havre no after effects, looks like the knee is fine, although it was strapped.



Posted by: JailHouse

If thats ur med running speed ud prolly think my fastest speed is walking.



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by JailHouse View Post
If thats ur med running speed ud prolly think my fastest speed is walking.
Haha, I have an awesome burst sprint speed. Intstant acceleration, but I can't keep it up for long.



Posted by: vortrit

I'm glad to hear your knee is doing well. Workouts are still looking great.



Posted by: goob

Multiple Gradient DB Press set
Flat
40 x 10
70 x 6
70 x 6
Incline
60 x 5
60 x 5
Decline
70 x 5
70 x 5

Weighted Push ups
BW + 60
10
10
8

OH press
70 x 6
70 x 8
70 x 8

Weighted Tricep Push ups
BW + 30
8
8
8
BW Only
10
10
10

Clap Push ups
10
10
10

DB Shrugs
80 x 12
80 x 12
60 x 12

RI's approx 30-60 seconds. Fast workout, Incline/decline/flat DB press combo works whole chest area well, a nice little addition to the armoury.
Other than that, nothing to write home about. I guess the shrugs might be a PR, but as I don't really count I'm not sure. I might have done that much before. Fuck knows?



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by vortrit View Post
I'm glad to hear your knee is doing well. Workouts are still looking great.
Thanks Vortit. It seems to be back to full workong order. Will test it tomorrow on perhaps a 8 mile run. (Which will probably be a running PR.)



Posted by: vortrit

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Thanks Vortit. It seems to be back to full workong order. Will test it tomorrow on perhaps a 8 mile run. (Which will probably be a running PR.)
Nice job. I used to run quite a bit, but I can't now. It sucks. Good luck breaking your PR.



Posted by: tallcall

Yes, run like the wind!



Posted by: katt

Run like Forest Gump!!!!

Run Forest Run!!!



Posted by: vortrit

Run like Forest Gump breaking wind!



Posted by: katt





Posted by: JailHouse

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Multiple Gradient DB Press set
Flat
40 x 10
70 x 6
70 x 6
Incline
60 x 5
60 x 5
Decline
70 x 5
70 x 5

Weighted Push ups
BW + 60
10
10
8

OH press
70 x 6
70 x 8
70 x 8

Weighted Tricep Push ups
BW + 30
8
8
8
BW Only
10
10
10

Clap Push ups
10
10
10

DB Shrugs
80 x 12
80 x 12
60 x 12

RI's approx 30-60 seconds. Fast workout, Incline/decline/flat DB press combo works whole chest area well, a nice little addition to the armoury.
Other than that, nothing to write home about. I guess the shrugs might be a PR, but as I don't really count I'm not sure. I might have done that much before. Fuck knows?

Thats a nice w/o! Thats nice to have that running PR to look forward to.



Posted by: Scarface30

..and from that day on, if I was going somewhere I was run-nning!

this is a Forrest Gump quote thread, right? lol sorry goob, you are a sick runner after all!



Posted by: goob

Bastards!

Forrest Gump my ass! For a start I'm nothing like him.

He's way more intelligent!



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by JailHouse View Post
Thats a nice w/o! Thats nice to have that running PR to look forward to.
I would'nt say I'm looking forward to it.......



Posted by: goob

Well guys....I fucking did it!

Fuelled by a no carb breakfast (omelette & cheese + Broccoli, Peppers, Spinach) & 2 caps of Lipo 6, I did the full 8 miles.

Slow and steady was the order of the day, or so I thought. Sped up on the return leg, but my other (after last weeks probs) knee started to report problems and I could'nt hit sprint speed for the last 500, which I would have tried.

Time: 56:47.
1st Leg: 29 Approx
2nd Leg: 27 Approx
Averages at 28 for both legs. Which is pretty decent in my book, especially as I thought I was going a lot slower than usual.



Posted by: DOMS

I can assuredly say that you've done something that I will never do.

Good going, goob! Sorry to hear about the knee. Do you know what the problem is?



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
I can assuredly say that you've done something that I will never do.

Good going, goob! Sorry to hear about the knee. Do you know what the problem is?
Thanks DOMS. It seems fine at the moment, it was just during the run I felt the onset of potential problems. It was about 5.5 miles in, so i did'nt have that far to go before getting back.

I think I may need new shoes the cushioning is obviously not up to the job anymore, I'm sure a new pair would alliviate the problem, and enable me to go for 10 miles.



Posted by: Scarface30

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Bastards!

Forrest Gump my ass! For a start I'm nothing like him.

He's way more intelligent!
lol, sorry about the Forrest Gump comparison.

that's some awesome running though goob! did you ever consider doing a race, like a marathon or anything?



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by Scarface30 View Post
lol, sorry about the Forrest Gump comparison.

that's some awesome running though goob! did you ever consider doing a race, like a marathon or anything?
Not really. But I might at somepoint. The problem would be choosing what type of race, I don't know what I'm better at - distance, or short speed. Probably speed, but I don't know.



Posted by: tallcall

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Bastards!

Forrest Gump my ass! For a start I'm nothing like him.

He's way more intelligent!
Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but....





Posted by: Brutus_G

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Well guys....I fucking did it!

Fuelled by a no carb breakfast (omelette & cheese + Broccoli, Peppers, Spinach) & 2 caps of Lipo 6, I did the full 8 miles.

Slow and steady was the order of the day, or so I thought. Sped up on the return leg, but my other (after last weeks probs) knee started to report problems and I could'nt hit sprint speed for the last 500, which I would have tried.

Time: 56:47.
1st Leg: 29 Approx
2nd Leg: 27 Approx
Averages at 28 for both legs. Which is pretty decent in my book, especially as I thought I was going a lot slower than usual.
Goob you sexy beast!



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus_G View Post
Goob you sexy beast!
You fucking know it!!!!



Posted by: goob

Wow, came across this at random, what an awesome, and very different version of a classic tune, well worth a listen...

YouTube Video




Posted by: Delusional

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Well guys....I fucking did it!

Fuelled by a no carb breakfast (omelette & cheese + Broccoli, Peppers, Spinach) & 2 caps of Lipo 6, I did the full 8 miles.

Slow and steady was the order of the day, or so I thought. Sped up on the return leg, but my other (after last weeks probs) knee started to report problems and I could'nt hit sprint speed for the last 500, which I would have tried.

Time: 56:47.
1st Leg: 29 Approx
2nd Leg: 27 Approx
Averages at 28 for both legs. Which is pretty decent in my book, especially as I thought I was going a lot slower than usual.
holy shit thats awesome. props goob, it would take me forever to do that.



Posted by: Scarface30

Smells Like Teen Spirit, with a classical twist...that sounds really cool!



Posted by: vortrit

How's it coming along?



Posted by: JailHouse

Thats some insane fuckin running bro! What do you use to time ur run and measure ur distance?



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by scar
Smells Like Teen Spirit, with a classical twist...that sounds really cool!
Yeah, its certainly different. I love here inventive cover versions of songs.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Delusional View Post
holy shit thats awesome. props goob, it would take me forever to do that.
Thanks. It was'nt that hard really. 10 next.

Quote:
Originally Posted by JH
Thats some insane fuckin running bro! What do you use to time ur run and measure ur distance?
Online map for distance. Sports watch for time.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vortit

How's it coming along?
Pretty good. Can't wait to sink some beers at the weekend.



Posted by: goob

Back Superset
WG Chins
BW
8
6
6
CG Chins
6
6
Lat pulldowns
170 x 6
Single arm pulldowns
75 x 6
75 x 6
75 x 6

T-Bar rows
145 x 6
145 x 6
145 x 6
145 x 6

Cable Rows
110 x 6
110 x 6
110 x 6

Supine Rows
BW
6
6
6

Cable Crunches
95 x 10
95 x 10
100 x 10

Preachers
40 x 4
40 x 4

Not bad, verging on pretty good. Would have done more if not for time constraints. This Lipo 6 is kick ass for a 'speed' type effect. Definately good for working oout, but I think even better for cardio. Almost feels like I'm on narcotics, my sort of supplement.



Posted by: Brutus_G

You just dropped a a bomb on your back, excellent thats what i call hard work. Those T bars are looking very nice!



Posted by: Scarface30

great workout indeed!

when you do the T-bars, this may be dumb, but do you count the bar too? I always wondered that when I did them...



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus_G View Post
You just dropped a a bomb on your back, excellent thats what i call hard work. Those T bars are looking very nice!
I felt more beat up after last weeks pull workout. That one was the most kicking workout I'd done in a while. Still, quite pleased with this one.



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by Scarface30 View Post
great workout indeed!

when you do the T-bars, this may be dumb, but do you count the bar too? I always wondered that when I did them...
Thanks scar. No I don't count the bar, I guess that would add another 20-30 lb's. I've always wondered if people count the bar in other exersices.



Posted by: Scarface30

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Thanks scar. No I don't count the bar, I guess that would add another 20-30 lb's. I've always wondered if people count the bar in other exersices.
145 is just that much more impressive now!

well I was just wondering because the whole bar isn't being moved. when I do squats and bench and rows and those exercises I add the bar in, because it is and extra 45lbs you're lifting.. that's the way I see it.



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by Scarface30 View Post
145 is just that much more impressive now!

well I was just wondering because the whole bar isn't being moved. when I do squats and bench and rows and those exercises I add the bar in, because it is and extra 45lbs you're lifting.. that's the way I see it.

Yeah, I hear you. I guess I might start that as well. What does everyone else do?



Posted by: JailHouse

Damn thats a nice workout! Those lat pull downs and T-Bars are sweet. I personally would count the 45pd bar for a T-Bar row. The hole bar isn't coming off the ground but ur still "lifting" it; you know what I mean?



Posted by: tallcall

Nice job Goob!

I count the bar on Bench presses and deadlifts. My squats are all done on a Smith so I never count that bar's weight as the machine provides almost as much assistance as the bar weighs (I think the bar weighs 30 pounds, but the machine is providing about 25 pounds or so of assistance so I never count it). Anytime the bar is physically being lifted is when I count the bar's weight.



Posted by: goob

Cheer dudes! Ok, I'm goin to start counting the bar, at the least it'll make my lifts seem more impressive....



Posted by: goob

Today: 4.1 miles. Approx 28 minutes. Untimed, rough estimate.

Not a particuarly great effort.



Posted by: Witchblade

To be honest, it doesn't matter if you count the bar, as long as you do it consistently.



Posted by: vortrit

I always count the bar. Especially with Bench Press, Deadlifts, and Squats.



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by vortrit View Post
I always count the bar. .
....but never count when in the bar.....



Posted by: vortrit

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
....but never count when in the bar.....
Just my money.



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by vortrit View Post
Just my money.

And all the hot chicks....



Posted by: vortrit

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
And all the hot chicks....
Then divide the hot chicks by the hot chicks who look like they have money.

I wish there were hot chicks at my local bars. It never happens.



Posted by: Brutus_G

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Today: 4.1 miles. Approx 28 minutes. Untimed, rough estimate.

Not a particuarly great effort.
Nicely done even if its not a Personal best. I never count the bar on T bar rows i do count it on everything else.



Posted by: vortrit

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus_G View Post
Nicely done even if its not a Personal best. I never count the bar on T bar rows i do count it on everything else.
Actually I've never counted the bar on a T-Bar row either.



Posted by: JailHouse

Nice run bro! what do you use to measure distance on ur runs?



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by JailHouse View Post
Nice run bro! what do you use to measure distance on ur runs?
TY! Use an online map like this :Gmaps Pedometer

Does the trick, a little fiddly.



Posted by: goob

Total body destruction # 12

DB Flys Incline
55 x 8
55 x 8
55 x 8

Goblet Squats (cheers Gaz.....)
70 x 8
70 x 8
70 x 8

Bent Press (Both Sides)
45 x 8
45 x 6
45 x 6

Leg ext
120 x 8
120 x 8
120 x 8

DB Bench Rows (both sides)
70 x 8
70 x 8
70 x 8

Leg press
500 x 8
500 x 8
500 x 8

Hise's
220 x 10
220 x 10
220 x 10

Reverse Leg Ext
120 x 8
120 x 8
120 x 6

Lying Rows
75 x 6
75 x 6
75 x 6

Suitably destroyed. Fun workout, but quite hard. Found the squats pretty easy, for not having done them reguarly for about 4 months, goblet style is a good movement. Chances are the next run I do is going to suffer, as DOMS will be kicking in my legs for the next couple of days.



Posted by: Gazhole

Very nice workout. That DOES look like destruction, lol! Lots of big movements there that im sure youll feel tomorrow .



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gazhole View Post
Very nice workout. That DOES look like destruction, lol! Lots of big movements there that im sure youll feel tomorrow .
Cheers Gaz. Yeah, I'm hoping enough alcohol tonight might act as anaesthetic....



Posted by: Gazhole

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Cheers Gaz. Yeah, I'm hoping enough alcohol tonight might act as anaesthetic....
Dude, then your head will hurt too



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gazhole View Post
Dude, then your head will hurt too
Well, it was total desrtuction workout. I was'nt finished yet..

Although, it would be funny to see a workout written like...

Flys
100 x 5
100 x 5

Squats
200 x ...

...

1/2 Bottle of vodka
6 cans of Henieken
4 shots of sambucca
2 whiskeys....



Posted by: Brutus_G

Man your liver DOMS is gonna rock! Its good to have fun every now and then i realize that now.



Posted by: Scarface30

both those workouts are complete destruction lol. you're missing the burnout set of 2 tequila shots at the end though..



Posted by: JailHouse

I personally like to superset 151 and Jack!!!!LOL



Posted by: goob

Haha, nice one guys. I made up the second workout as an example, although I may end up firing through a fair few drinks tonight.....

DOMS is going to be baaaadddd the morning.



Posted by: Brutus_G

Quote:
Originally Posted by JailHouse View Post
I personally like to superset 151 and Jack!!!!LOL
Oh your a HIT disciple i see.



Posted by: goob

After that 'different' orchestral cover of teen spirit, I found another one:
This ones brilliant too.... (i'm not even a country/ folk fan)

YouTube Video




Posted by: JailHouse

Thats some mighty leg pressing.



Posted by: Scarface30

not around for a while...must have had a damn good weekend!



Posted by: vortrit

Nice workout. How did you like those goblet squats? I'd like to give them a go sometime.



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by JailHouse View Post
Thats some mighty leg pressing.
Thanks man. For some reason I'm really good at this.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Scar
not around for a while...must have had a damn good weekend!
Not really. Very pale by comparison to some of my better ones. Still got drunk, but not too badly, and was'nt out at the bars, went to friends instead. I'll make up for it next weekend....

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vortit
Nice workout. How did you like those goblet squats? I'd like to give them a go sometime.
Great movement. Really hits the front of my body, as well as legs. Although I did feel some hip discomfort (going as low as possible) I could have one a lot heavier I feel.



Posted by: goob

Yesterday.....

DB Press
75 x 6
75 x 6
Decline
80 x 6
80 x 5
Incline
60 x 6
60 x 6

OH BB Press
90 x 6
90 x 6
90 x 6

Dips
10
10
10
8

Staggered/ raised push ups
8r
8l
8r
8l
6r
6l

Diamond push ups
10
9
8
7

DB Shrugs
65's x 12
65's x 12
65's x 12

Not bad. Not too much time, I'm liking the 'all-angle' DB bench sets.

Today:
4.8 mile run . Approx 33 minutes. Fast, a lot of it uphill.



Posted by: Scarface30

great workout man, I like the idea of a triset of all the various DB bench angles

running is looking good as usual too.



Posted by: JailHouse

Nice job! ive never tried decline with dumbbells, sounds cool..



Posted by: DOMS

I'm with Scarface and JailHouse, that three-angle DB Press routine is pretty cool. Good workout, goob!

I've got another one for you. Just do a flat bench, but on each of the three sets change the width between the dumbbells. Start at the outside, where you're weakest, and then move in on each of the next two sets. Try it while keeping the RI to 60 seconds.

Keep in mind, I just made that up, but it sounds fun.



Posted by: Brutus_G

Goob= Nike wings.



Posted by: goob

Scar: Thanks man. I got good DOMS from it, so it certainly feels like it worked.

JH: Thanks, you should try the incline / flat/ decline tri-set for a change at somepoint.

DOMS. Interesting idea, I may try it at somepoint, although I can't see there being a lot of difference from position to position, if form is stuck to.

Brutus: ????????????? Nike wings???


Today: 4 miles. Untimed, not particuarly fast, no energy, motivation poor, very very little sleep from the night before to blame. Hot damn.



Posted by: tallcall





I think they casted the wrong guy here, clearly it should have been Goob!



Posted by: Gazhole

Great workout up there, i like the inclusion of push ups. I think theyre an under-rated movement when people get used to benching.

Weighted pushups are just as tough IMO, and take less equipment to perform.

Whats that l r stuff on the Staggered Pushups? Am i missing some really basic shorthand?



Posted by: vortrit

Nice Dumbbell Presses. Good work!



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by tallcall View Post


I think they casted the wrong guy here, clearly it should have been Goob!
Haha, I wear that tight lycra suit to workout in.

YouTube Video




Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gazhole View Post
Great workout up there, i like the inclusion of push ups. I think theyre an under-rated movement when people get used to benching.

Weighted pushups are just as tough IMO, and take less equipment to perform.

Whats that l r stuff on the Staggered Pushups? Am i missing some really basic shorthand?

Agreed, I find weighted pushups hard, but they feel really effective.

L and R stands for left and right. Because one hand is raised on a box, the other is on the floor, I count the hand on the floor as Left or right.

It's a good move, almost like doing one handed pushups, but with a little more support.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Vortit
Nice Dumbbell Presses. Good work
Thanks. By the way, you sound like the sort that would enjoy the 'varied angle' tri set pressing. And, it certainly felt like the most effective thing I have done for my chest in a while, creating a lot of DOMS.



Posted by: goob

"Baby got back...."

Lat Blitz set-
Chins
BW x 10
BW x 10
Lat Pulldowns
165 x 6
165 x 6
165 x 6
Single arm pulldowns
70 x 5
70 x 5
70 x 5

T-Bars
140 x 5
160 x 5
170 x 5
175 x 5

Cable Rows
100 x 5
100 x 5
100 x 5
Unilateral Rows
60 x 5
60 x 5
60 x 5

Face Pulls
50 x 10
75 x 10
75 x 10

Lying Rows
80 x 6
80 x 6
80 x 6

Pullovers
75 x 6
75 x 6
75 x 6

Good, but not great. Fairly hammered my back, it was a good workout, satisfying.



Posted by: Gazhole

Right, i understand that L R thing now :P

T-bar rows are looking real strong, dude



Posted by: Scarface30

you love trisetting and frying a muscle group right at the beginning, huh?

awesome job man, T-bars are looking solid



Posted by: Witchblade

Nice T-bars and overhead pressing!



Posted by: JailHouse

Damn dude you got a strong back!



Posted by: Brutus_G

Well done Big G.

The nike comment means your a fast mother.



Posted by: vortrit

Super strong lat pulldowns! Nice work.



Posted by: goob

Thanks dudes.

Today: 5.5 miles. Time 43:50. Very poor run. Pace was constant but very slow. Could not hit 2nd gear. Having said that, I had'nt eaten for 4 hours before, and only had a cheese ommlette then, so I guess it figures.



Posted by: Scarface30

still a good run for lack of fuel.

I feel your pain though, this morning was the first morning I can honestly say that I didn't eat breakfast, due to fucking around too much this morning and not the good kind - first time in my entire life I went with out breakfast, no word of a lie. I ALWAYS eat breakfast so it was weird for me.



Posted by: Brutus_G

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Thanks dudes.

Today: 5.5 miles. Time 43:50. Very poor run. Pace was constant but very slow. Could not hit 2nd gear. Having said that, I had'nt eaten for 4 hours before, and only had a cheese ommlette then, so I guess it figures.
I kinda had a shitty run today to. The whole time phlem was building up and i had to spit constantly to breath.



Posted by: vortrit

Better than no running at all.



Posted by: katt

Hey Goob..


Just checkin in to say... hey!



Posted by: Big G

Actually, I was doing the same thing.
Busted.



Posted by: Big G

Quote:
Originally Posted by JailHouse View Post
Thats some mighty leg pressing.
Yeah... Did that really say žton leg presses? Good God! WTF!?



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by vortrit View Post
Better than no running at all.
Well, almost. I was feeling decidedly ropey on that run though, despite the low pace my heart was hammering like a childs on the day michael jackson visits the pre-school. Just goes to show you, what in-adequate nutrition effects training.

Quote:
Originally Posted by katt
Hey Goob..


Just checkin in to say... hey!
Always very welcome. Hope your starting to feel a bit more back to normal.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Big G
Yeah... Did that really say žton leg presses? Good God! WTF!?
Hey man, thanks for dropping by. 500lb's is what it says on the leg press. I've just taken this as a is, but it can't be right. There's no way my legs are that strong. Actually, I've done ALL the plates on it before for reps, around 560lb's on the contraption. Hmm.



Posted by: Big G

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Hey man, thanks for dropping by. 500lb's is what it says on the leg press. I've just taken this as a is, but it can't be right. There's no way my legs are that strong. Actually, I've done ALL the plates on it before for reps, around 560lb's on the contraption. Hmm.
Still... no matter what kind of contraption it is, that's got to be pretty heavy. I know, for example, that the last time I saw 560lb moving it's becuase I had it loaded in the back of my pick-up truck!

Keep up the good work! I'll be popping pop in and out as time permits.



Posted by: goob

Total destruction # 2

DB Incline
30 x 8
60 x 6
60 x 6
65 x 5

Goblet Squats
85 x 10
85 x 10
85 x 10
85 x 10

Bent Press
55 x 5
55 x 5
55 x 5

Leg Press
500 x 8 (lb's???????? It says so, but I doubt it's 500???)
500 x 8
500 x 8

Rotating Deadlift
80 x 10
80 x 10
80 x 10
80 x 10

Leg Ext
130 x 8
130 x 8
135 x 8

Woodchoppers
70 x 8
70 x 8
70 x 8

Reverse Leg Ext
130 x 1
Failed, inside top of leg muscle failed on me.

BB Curls
70 x 5
70 x 5
70 x 5

Destroyed. Inside top of leg muscle (how's that for in depth anatomy) reported problems during the bent presses, but completly failed on me on the rev leg ext's. No pain at all, and running would be no problem, but it can't take that load, or stretcg a certain way. Fuck knows the problem. Nor do I really care.



Posted by: Brutus_G

^ your use of technical lingo makes me hard!



Posted by: Brutus_G

^ in my pants.



Posted by: Gazhole

Another great combination of exercises. The blood must have been moving around like crazy during that one.

I like!



Posted by: Big G

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus_G View Post
^ your use of technical lingo makes me hard!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus_G View Post
^ in my pants.
Thanks for clarifying location of hardening.





Posted by: Brutus_G

Quote:
Originally Posted by Big G View Post
Thanks for clarifying location of hardening.

I had to stop myself from quoting Gaz lol.



Posted by: Gazhole

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus_G View Post
I had to stop myself from quoting Gaz lol.


I wondered when somebody was going to notice.



Posted by: JailHouse

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Total destruction # 2

DB Incline
30 x 8
60 x 6
60 x 6
65 x 5

Goblet Squats
85 x 10
85 x 10
85 x 10
85 x 10

Bent Press
55 x 5
55 x 5
55 x 5

Leg Press
500 x 8 (lb's???????? It says so, but I doubt it's 500???)
500 x 8
500 x 8

Rotating Deadlift
80 x 10
80 x 10
80 x 10
80 x 10

Leg Ext
130 x 8
130 x 8
135 x 8

Woodchoppers
70 x 8
70 x 8
70 x 8

Reverse Leg Ext
130 x 1
Failed, inside top of leg muscle failed on me.

BB Curls
70 x 5
70 x 5
70 x 5

Destroyed. Inside top of leg muscle (how's that for in depth anatomy) reported problems during the bent presses, but completly failed on me on the rev leg ext's. No pain at all, and running would be no problem, but it can't take that load, or stretcg a certain way. Fuck knows the problem. Nor do I really care.

Nice work out! Goblet squats are a fun way to change things up.



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus_G View Post
^ in my pants.
I'm only getting started, my technical terminology is the equivalent of tantric sex....

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaz
Another great combination of exercises. The blood must have been moving around like crazy during that one.

I like!
Yup, the blood made my get hard.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big G

Thanks for clarifying location of hardening.

Yup Brutus tells it like it is....

Quote:
Originally Posted by JH
Nice work out! Goblet squats are a fun way to change things up.
Thanks dude. I like them so much, I'm not going back to back squats any time soon.



Posted by: goob

Today: 4 mile run. 30:15. Poor. 35 mph winds. Not fun.



Posted by: DOMS

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
I'm not going back to back squats any time soon.

Blasphemer!



Posted by: Brutus_G

Quote:
Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
Blasphemer!
I agree he should be slapped or something .



Posted by: vortrit

Nice looking weight session. Looks like some good running too.



Posted by: JailHouse

NO back squats?!?!?!!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
J/K do what works for you man!



Posted by: tallcall

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus_G View Post
I agree he should be slapped or something .
I don't know, he might enjoy that!



Posted by: tallcall

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Yup, the blood made my get hard.....
How long did it take for that "Iron Woody" to go away?





Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
Blasphemer!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus
I agree he should be slapped or something .
Quote:
Originally Posted by JH
NO back squats?!?!?!!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha, I don't like back squats much. I'm also going to commit another sin, in admitting that I don't like deads either. On the basis that I think it's bad for you, or at least it is to me with my old sports injuries. Don't trust 'em...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vortit
Nice looking weight session. Looks like some good running too.
Cheers V. Yeah i was fooked after that.

Quote:
Originally Posted by TC
How long did it take for that "Iron Woody" to go away?
Who said it's gone?



Posted by: goob

Today: 5.4 miles. 42:44. Not too bad considering.



Posted by: JailHouse

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Today: 5.4 miles. 42:44. Not too bad considering.
Wow dude ur running is crack!



Posted by: tallcall

Quote:
Originally Posted by JailHouse View Post
Wow dude ur running is crack!
I think you mean to say he is running ON crack. Goob had his blood replaced with stimulants so he could accomplish these feats!



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by tallcall View Post
I think you mean to say he is running ON crack. Goob had his blood replaced with stimulants so he could accomplish these feats!
Thats almost true.......



Posted by: Witchblade

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Haha, I don't like back squats much. I'm also going to commit another sin, in admitting that I don't like deads either. On the basis that I think it's bad for you, or at least it is to me with my old sports injuries. Don't trust 'em...
Quite some functional strength coaches recommend alternatives to deadlifts and back squats.

I also believe they are not vital.



Posted by: Gazhole

Maybe he's RUNNING crack?

I mean come on, at these speeds he could transport it across the country and be back in time for excessive post-workout masturbation hour on TV-XXX.



Posted by: tallcall

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gazhole View Post
Maybe he's RUNNING crack?

I mean come on, at these speeds he could transport it across the country and be back in time for excessive post-workout masturbation hour on TV-XXX.
So you know his schedule then?

8 am wake up - masturbate

9 am warm up - 25 miles

10 am - 5 pm "Work" - Cross-country trips to deliver "the cargo"

6 pm eating a horse

7 pm "excessive post-workout masturbation hour on TV-XXX"

8 pm bed, more masturbation

I think that about sums it up



Posted by: Gazhole

Quote:
Originally Posted by tallcall View Post
So you know his schedule then?

8 am wake up - masturbate

9 am warm up - 25 miles

10 am - 5 pm "Work" - Cross-country trips to deliver "the cargo"

6 pm eating a horse

7 pm "excessive post-workout masturbation hour on TV-XXX"

8 pm bed, more masturbation

I think that about sums it up


Exactly!

Though most of that masturbation is steady state...

Maybe he should add in some HIIT Jerking Off?



Posted by: Brutus_G

Goobs a crack mule!

Do you at least front squat?



Posted by: DOMS

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus_G View Post
Goobs a crack mule!


goob is so gonna kill us!



Posted by: tallcall

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gazhole View Post
Maybe he should add in some HIIT Jerking Off?
That's my favorite form of cardio! I usually have to wrap my wrists for a day or two afterwards though!





Posted by: Brutus_G

Quote:
Originally Posted by tallcall View Post
That's my favorite form of cardio! I usually have to wrap my wrists for a day or two afterwards though!

I agree the lactic acid accumulation is intense.



Posted by: Scarface30

him and Witch definitely have some sort of ring going...Witch supplies, goob delivers...shit, I think I said too much...

a little late, but that is one awesome workout on the previous page man



Posted by: katt

And whyyyyy did I come into look at this journal?????

Now Goob's a crack mule that does XXX masturbation at night..



Posted by: JailHouse

Quote:
Originally Posted by katt View Post
And whyyyyy did I come into look at this journal?????

Now Goob's a crack mule that does XXX masturbation at night..
Correction HIIT masturbation. Its gr8 for the wrist muscles and grip training!



Posted by: Gazhole

Plus goob can now dry hump through solid concrete.



Posted by: katt

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gazhole View Post
Plus goob can now dry hump through solid concrete.
So next will be a series of workout videos... "Dicks of Steel"????



Posted by: Gazhole

It gradually shows you how to do cock pushups, but thats only in the advanced version.



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by Scarface30 View Post
him and Witch definitely have some sort of ring going...Witch supplies, goob delivers...shit, I think I said too much...

a little late, but that is one awesome workout on the previous page man
Shit, they're onto us. Dammit, I knew that was a fake beard you were wearing. No-one from Columbia could be called Jeff. I should have seen it coming.

Witch: " The mistress loves the sunset on the Danube" (Go to plan B)



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by katt View Post
And whyyyyy did I come into look at this journal?????

You love it. It's like an itch you just need to scratch. Unpleasant, but deeply satisfying.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaz
It gradually shows you how to do cock pushups, but thats only in the advanced version.
Technically known as the 'tripod push up'.

I'm still finding form with the cock crunches. I may need to remove a couple of ribs for full effect.

Quote:
Everyone Else:
I leave for 5 minutes and I've turned into a crack infused drug running serial masterbator, with a steel cock and the ability to punch through solid concrete with my buddha.

Oh well, wait til you see what I do next Tuesday.



Posted by: goob

Decline DB Bench
60 x 15
60 x 12
60 x 12

Staggered jumping Pylo push ups
10
10
10
10

DB Snatch
50 x 5
50 x 5
50 x 5

Bent press
50 x 5
50 x 5
50 x 5

Tricep Pushups
15
12
12
10

Bench Dips
30
25
25

BB Curls
70 x 8
70 x 8
70 x 6

Planks
120 seconds

Pretty weak workout, was too tired (ah...the life of a globetrotting crack mule) and had'nt eaten much, more of a token gesture than anything else.



Posted by: Gazhole

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
I leave for 5 minutes and I've turned into a crack infused drug running serial masterbator, with a steel cock and the ability to punch through solid concrete with my buddha.
The solution: Never leave

Also, this is my new sig quote!



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gazhole View Post
The solution: Never leave

Also, this is my new sig quote!
I actually figured someone was going to use that. I thought about it myself.



Posted by: Gazhole

Too late, i called it. Besides, why do you need the quote? You LIVE it.



Also, nothing wrong with that workout from where i'm sitting



Posted by: Brutus_G

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post

I leave for 5 minutes and I've turned into a crack infused drug running serial masterbator, with a steel cock and the ability to punch through solid concrete with my buddha.

Oh well, wait til you see what I do next Tuesday.
You are what you are man dont be ashamed.



Posted by: JailHouse

Nice work out maine! This journal has turned into a NSFW thread, CONGRATS!



Posted by: DOMS

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
I leave for 5 minutes and I've turned into a crack infused drug running serial masterbator, with a steel cock and the ability to punch through solid concrete with my buddha.
You sound like a superhero.



Posted by: JailHouse

Quote:
Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
You sound like a superhero.
Kinda like the episode of Chappelles Show when Tyrone Begums was on red balls (they gave him wings). Remember when the baby was locked in the car and he came outta no where and punched out the window just to steal the radio LOL.



Posted by: katt

YouTube - Superman... Soldier Boy !



Posted by: Scarface30

^^^

great workout by the way, nothing weak about that



Posted by: Big G

Oh man! Funny in here today. Nice workout too.

Anyway... gotta crash
If I dream of tripod pushups you're dead!



Posted by: tallcall

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
I leave for 5 minutes and I've turned into a crack infused drug running serial masterbator, with a steel cock and the ability to punch through solid concrete with my buddha.
What can I say, good news travels fast!



Posted by: goob

Quote:
Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
You sound like a superhero.
Yes, like superman, except I snort the Kryptonite, 'fist' Lois Lane and piss on her bookcase.

Quote:
Originally Posted by TC
What can I say, goob narcotics travel fast!

Quote:
Originally Posted by JH

Nice work out maine! This journal has turned into a NSFW thread, CONGRATS!
It's just a place people come to let go. Anything goes in this den of iniquity.



Posted by: goob

Today: Trail run. Distance: Unknown, Time: unknown. It may have been another dimension.



Posted by: Big G

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
It's just a place people come to let go. Anything goes in this den of iniquity.
Ooo. Nice word.

I new yoose some intellimagent MF, like I is.



Posted by: Scarface30

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Today: Trail run. Distance: Unknown, Time: unknown. It may have been another dimension.
now that everyone is on to your "job" you're giving us fewer details?

just kidding man.

I imagine it was probably around 20 miles in about 1.5-2 hours, something crazy like that knowing you're running ability!



Posted by: Gazhole

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Yes, like superman, except I snort the Kryptonite, 'fist' Lois Lane and piss on her bookcase.





Posted by: tallcall

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Yes, like superman, except I snort the Kryptonite, 'fist' Lois Lane and piss on her bookcase.
This is definitely sig worthy, but I'm not much or a sig whore.



Posted by: Witchblade

Quote:
Originally Posted by goob View Post
Shit, they're onto us. Dammit, I knew that was a fake beard you were wearing. No-one from Columbia could be called Jeff. I should have seen it coming.

Witch: " The mistress loves the sunset on the Danube" (Go to plan B)
I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!



Posted by: Gazhole

Quote:
Originally Posted by tallcall View Post
This is definitely sig worthy, but I'm not much or a sig whore.
Do it! Ive already got the other one in mine :P



Posted by: Brutus_G

cRANK that!



Posted by: JailHouse

"Crack is whack. Crack is cheap." - Whitney Houston



Posted by: Witchblade

Quote:
Originally Posted by JailHouse View Post
"Crack is whack. Crack is cheap." - Whitney Houston
Crack sucks. Crank rules.



Posted by: goob

Yesterday Evening's workout:

WG Chins
BW
8
8
8
Chins CG
6
6
6
Pullups
6
6
6

T-Bars
175 x 5
175 x 5
175 x 5
175 x 5

Cable Rows
110 x 6
110 x 6
110 x 6
U/L Cable Rows
50 x 5r
50 x 5l
50 x 5r
50 x 5l

SA Pulldowns
80 x 8
80 x 8
80 x 8

SA Pullovers
75 x 8
80 x 8
80 x 8

Lying Rows
75 x 8
85 x 8
85 x 8

Almost forgot to write this one up. Did'nt feel brilliant, but