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Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Simpson

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Posted by: Goodfella9783

I had this heated argument with my buddy about 6 years back when Jessica Alba had yet to bust into the spotlight. I always said Alba was doper. I saw her on that show Dark Angel and was like daaaaaaaamn. Someone just made a thread about her so I figured I'd make a poll matching her up against someone.

Oh yeah...Pics welcomed.

Posted by: Goodfella9783

While I look for Alba and Simpson pics, here's Eva Longoria w/ no makeup. LOL.

Posted by: Goodfella9783

Posted by: Dumby

My Uncle dated Jessica's mom before she married her first husband and had Jessica. They went to High School in McGregor, Texas ( shittiest town on the Earth ) together. So I'm biased. Jessica has got some great eyes.

Edit: Jessica Simpson

Posted by: Goodfella9783

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Posted by: MCx2

Just can't do it. I love them both.

Posted by: Mudge

At first I was going to go with Alba, but I think I'd have to go with Simpson. I almost surprise myself.

Posted by: BoneCrusher

They are equal in looks to me but J Alba comes off as a real woman ... as in approachable. J Simpson comes off as a gold digger type ... and I don't have enough gold in my pile so she won't dig on me so much.

Posted by: DOMS

Posted by: MCx2

Posted by: Goodfella9783

Nice!!! Let's get some Alba images like that

Posted by: Goodfella9783

Repro you gotta pick son

Posted by: Goodfella9783

Posted by: tucker01

I'd let either one do me.

Posted by: MCx2

Originally Posted by Goodfella9783

Repro you gotta pick son

It's soooo hard though!! Typically I'd go after girls like Jessica Alba, me being Italian and all, but I love Simpson's eyes and boobies so much.

DAMNIT FINE!!!! Alba it is.

Posted by: Goodfella9783

That a boy

Posted by: MCx2

Would ya just look at that tush. I wanna bite it.

Posted by: Witchblade

Jessica Simpson is too fucking stupid. I know a girl like that, smoking hot but she even moves like a retard. Can't stand it, not even when drunk.

Posted by: DontStop

both of them are over-rated
I'm a fan of natural beauty LIKE Cate Blanchett for example, nicole kidman etc.
Not something manufactured.

Posted by: AKIRA

please, none of that talk in here..

Posted by: MCx2

Originally Posted by DontStop

both of them are over-rated
I'm a fan of natural beauty LIKE Cate Blanchett for example, nicole kidman etc.
Not something manufactured.

Posted by: Goodfella9783

Originally Posted by ReproMan

Would ya just look at that tush. I wanna bite it.

Yep. Salad toss worthy.

Posted by: Goodfella9783

Originally Posted by DontStop

both of them are over-rated
I'm a fan of natural beauty LIKE Cate Blanchett for example, nicole kidman etc.
Not something manufactured.

What's manufactured about Alba?

Posted by: fufu

Originally Posted by DontStop

both of them are over-rated
I'm a fan of natural beauty LIKE Cate Blanchett for example, nicole kidman etc.
Not something manufactured.

lol, are you kidding?

Nicole Kidman has had so much facial surgery.

Posted by: BoneCrusher

Originally Posted by fufu

lol, are you kidding?

Nicole Kidman has had so much facial surgery.

Alba is all natural. Without make-up she'll still look hot. No plastic, no "adjustments" ... just all Alba.

Posted by: Bakerboy

I think Jennifer love hewitt has better breasts than Alba.

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Posted by: goob

Originally Posted by Bakerboy

I think Jennifer love hewitt has better breasts than Alba.

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I reckon she's hotter too......

Posted by: fufu

need more pics.

Posted by: Goodfella9783

Jennifer Love Hewitt is pretty damn fine too. I'll still take Jessica Alba though.

Posted by: Goodfella9783

Originally Posted by fufu

need more pics.

Posted by: Bakerboy

Originally Posted by fufu

need more pics.

Of who Captain?

Posted by: Dale Mabry

Originally Posted by Bakerboy

Of who Captain?

Bea Arthur

Posted by: Bakerboy

Another case study. Not bad for white girl. lol

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Posted by: BoneCrusher

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

Bea Arthur

You wanna get whore-izontal with Maude? Dale your sick ... sick as in

not sic as in

But hey if octogenarians are your thing Jean Stapleton is also up for grabs. Maybe you can get a 3-way goin on. Figure they both had their cherries popped at age 20 (before WWII!!) ... that would be like 120 years of combined sexual experience.

Posted by: Dale Mabry

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

You wanna get whore-izontal with Maude? Dale your sick ... sick as in

not sic as in

You hate what you can't have, don;t you?

Posted by: BoneCrusher

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

You hate what you can't have, don;t you?

LOL ... no I am just intimidated by Archie. He was a stud ... no way I could satisfy Edith after he was at bat.

Posted by: Bakerboy

To be fair, Jessica Alba does have a nice butt.

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Posted by: BoneCrusher

5 out of 4 Americans agree we suck at fractions ... AND that Jessica Alba is the total package.

Posted by: maxpro2

Jessica Alba In See Through Dress At MTV Movie Awards [Pics] : Diggers Realm

Posted by: Spaceman Spiff

Hands down Jessica Alba! She's got that innocent look with just a pinch of naughty girl thrown in......

Uh....I have to close the store down early and run home....looking at her makes me want to beat my meat like it owes me money!!!!

Posted by: gr81

Alba no contest.. Its true its true

Posted by: BoneCrusher

Originally Posted by MWpro

Jessica Alba In See Through Dress At MTV Movie Awards [Pics] : Diggers Realm

WTF ... they digitized the nipples. They can't digitize the nipples.

Posted by: maxpro2

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

WTF ... they digitized the nipples. They can't digitize the nipples.

nah bro just click on the pic.. BAM nipples

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Originally Posted by Bakerboy

I think Jennifer love hewitt has better breasts than Alba.

Maybe, but her ass is like a truck and shes a Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

Posted by: Bakerboy

^ I would have to see an ass picture to compare.

Posted by: Goodfella9783

Originally Posted by Bakerboy

^ I would have to see an ass picture to compare.

Google that shit biooootch.

Posted by: Bakerboy

^ Ease up Mr. bean I'm not trying to screw with your thread.

What's one more ass picture going to hurt? lol

Posted by: Goodfella9783

Originally Posted by Bakerboy

What's one more ass picture going to hurt? lol

Nothing. Like I said, google that shit biotch. You have a computer also. You want to see her ass. Put two and two together and you just may be viewing an ass in the near future.

Posted by: fletcher6490

Jessica Alba might possibly be the hottest broad on the planet. I would definitely eat bleu cheese out of her ass.

Posted by: Goodfella9783

Originally Posted by fletcher6490

Jessica Alba might possibly be the hottest broad on the planet. I would definitely eat bleu cheese out of her ass.

Oh man

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Posted by: P-funk

what are you trying to prove other than the fact that you are completly gay?

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Originally Posted by P-funk

what are you trying to prove other than the fact that you are completly gay?

That you love me

Posted by: P-funk

Looks pretty good to me.

monkey man is a homo

Posted by: P-funk

Although in these pictures she does look like a slob.

Maybe she has gotten fat in recent years?

In her day she was hot. I hope those pics above are fake because it is a damn shame to see someone with such a talented body just flush it down the drain. if i was freddie prinze jr. (that is still her husband, right?) that would just give me another reason to kill myself.

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Originally Posted by P-funk

Looks pretty good to me.

monkey man is a homo

OK... You've proved to everyone, I'm gay...

Everyone but me...

Don't take, hide, or throw your love away -

Posted by: P-funk

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

OK... You've proved to everyone, I'm gay...

Everyone but me...

Don't take, hide, or throw your love away -

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Such are the days of our lives

Posted by: P-funk

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Such are the days of our lives

??????????????????

Posted by: Goodfella9783

Originally Posted by P-funk

In her day she was hot.

Yup...Can't Hardly Wait, I Know what you Did Last Summer...all the movies around then she was lookin perfect.

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Originally Posted by Goodfella9783

Yup...Can't Hardly Wait, I Know what you Did Last Summer...all the movies around then she was lookin perfect.

I would still bounce off that... even fat...
she would appreciate the lovin more -

Posted by: Prince

this is not very fair, where are the Jessica pics?

Posted by: P-funk

Originally Posted by Prince

this is not very fair, where are the Jessica pics?

Start postin'! No one is holding you back from contributing to this thread.

Posted by: Prince

the interesting thing is there are a bunch posts with hot Alba pics and not one of Simpson yet the poll is almost even!

Posted by: Prince

Posted by: fufu

That's what I'm talkin about!

Posted by: Prince

Posted by: Little Wing

Originally Posted by Prince

i was wondering where you were. she got my vote too.

Posted by: Prince

not sure what it is about her, but I thing JS is one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood.

Posted by: MCx2

Originally Posted by Prince

not sure what it is about her, but I thing JS is one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood.

Meeee toooo.

I think she got way too skinny for Dukes of Hazard though.

Posted by: DOMS

Her southern accent is great, too.

Posted by: Prince

yeah, her personality is part of it, she comes of very naive, down to earth, goofy, and definitely not arrogant.

Posted by: mrmark

Originally Posted by Prince

oh my- could that shirt BE any tighter?

Posted by: DOMS

You're right, she should get rid of it.

Posted by: Little Wing

i think JS seems refreshingly down to earth and unpretentious. she's beautiful but her spark comes from within. not probably what the guys like but she has a childlike air of playfulness that kinda draws you in.

Posted by: maxpro2

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