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Posted by: KelJu

Come on people, I know you guys have messed around with someone that you think now you must have been out of your mind when you had sex with them..

I had sex with a meth head once. I guess it really isn't fair to call her a meth head when I had been up for 30 hours on ecstasy and coke. She started coming on to me, and I was too fucked up to think straight. I know she had to have been a terrible skank. She looked like she has been fine about 20lbs before, but by then she was all skinny and her skin was fucked up looking from doing too much crystal. I did it anyway.

Then afterwards she started telling me all kinds of fucked up shit that I didn't want to know about. I told her that I was going to the convenience store for a minute. She wanted to come with me, but I told her I wanted to pick her up a surprise. I left and never went back.

Posted by: Fetusaurus Rex

piece of sex?

pffftbwahahahahahha

Posted by: Double D

Hum...she was a very large girl, but a very good friend like 5-6 years ago! Got a bj from her, but thats as far as it went.

Posted by: KelJu

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Originally Posted by Double D

Hum...she was a very large girl, but a very good friend like 5-6 years ago! Got a bj from her, but thats as far as it went.

How large was she?

Posted by: Double D

Hum...she is like 6 foot 3 and probably 200lbs or so. She is a monter!! Hahaha, but a sweetheart.

Posted by: ReproMan

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Hum...she is like 5 foot 3 and probably 200lbs or so. She is a monter!! Hahaha, but a sweetheart.

Fixed.

Posted by: Double D

haha....Na she was big, but not super fat!

Posted by: Bakerboy

I once had sex with a girl who said to me- "If you help me move, we can have sex later." Turns out all I had to do was move three boxes. lol

Posted by: Gazhole

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I once had sex with a girl who said to me- "If you help me move, we can have sex later." Turns out all I had to do was move three boxes. lol

LEGEND!

Posted by: NeilPearson

I lost my virginity at 20 years old to some fat bitch with bad breath (at least in the morning)

I was really drunk and she took me home. I think it was basically rape. I didn't call her back

Beat that for shameful

Posted by: fufu

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Originally Posted by NeilPearson

I lost my virginity at 20 years old to some fat bitch with bad breath (at least in the morning)

I was really drunk and she took me home. I think it was basically rape. I didn't call her back

Beat that for shameful

Posted by: ReproMan

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Originally Posted by Bakerboy

I once had sex with a girl who said to me- "If you help me move, we can have sex later." Turns out all I had to do was move three boxes. lol

Damnit. I thought this was going to be a story about a bed ridden fat chick.

Posted by: JOHNYORK

^^^lolololol

Posted by: DontStop

One time I slept with someone on an abandoned couch in an alley

I also slept with a guy who's been witth 300+ women.

Posted by: AKIRA

Umm...

I went hog hunting once.

Posted by: goob

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Originally Posted by AKIRA

Umm...

I went hog hunting once.

I told you, what happens on the hunt, stays on the hunt.

Posted by: Bakerboy

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I also slept with a guy who's been witth 300+ women.

Yeah, BigDyl gets around.

Posted by: IainDaniel

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I also slept with a guy who's been witth 300+ guys.

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Yeah, BigDyl gets around.

Fixed

Posted by: DontStop

No, his name is Cory but he gives girls a fake name lyric, so if they ever try and find him or get ahold of him he can just deny they had anything to do with them

Posted by: AKIRA

I am ashamed to have had sex with anyone that had sex with a bullshitter before me. Ugh, especially with one of my friends.

Dean-never wears rubbers, cheats on his gfriends with even ugly girls, spills out the biggest bullshitting sweetness on the phone when no one is listening.

Spencer-short, pudgy degenerate that still thinks hes 16. Hes losing his hair and has no will to feed any ambition..unless its the "easy way out"

Chris-hardly ever took showers, nags the shit out of a girl until they put out, if they dont, the girls "suck." this kid is also not going anywhere in his life and loves it.

Everytime I find out a girl has fucked one of these guys I am always "aw, jesus, GOD DAMMIT." Seriously, any girl that falls for the type of shit these idiots spill out should get head transplants.

Posted by: ReproMan

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Umm...

I went hog hunting once.

2 times for me.

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Originally Posted by AKIRA

Everytime I find out a girl has fucked one of these guys I am always "aw, jesus, GOD DAMMIT." Seriously, any girl that falls for the type of shit these idiots spill out should get head transplants.

Yeah but they've basically fucked everyone!

Posted by: femalemuscle

Its SO BAD, I cound never post it here

Posted by: KentDog

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Originally Posted by AKIRA

I am ashamed to have had sex with anyone that had sex with a bullshitter before me.

I totally agree with you here; it's a major turnoff and it makes me sick when I find out.

Posted by: ponyboy

I got basically raped once by a girl who met up with me at a bar one night, bought me drinks/shooters all night and then took me back to her place where I passed out only to wake up to her riding me unprotected (have no idea how I got it up at all although I was 21). She wasn't ugly but I knew she had sex with about 1/2 the male population at my school and was really dirty. I was worried about those test results for months.

Same girl a few months later tried to crawl into bed with me in my house just after having sex with TWO of my roommates at the same time with all of us there. Man that girl was dirty.

Posted by: NeilPearson

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Originally Posted by ponyboy

I got basically raped once by a girl who met up with me at a bar one night, bought me drinks/shooters all night and then took me back to her place where I passed out only to wake up to her riding me unprotected (have no idea how I got it up at all although I was 21). She wasn't ugly but I knew she had sex with about 1/2 the male population at my school and was really dirty. I was worried about those test results for months.

Same girl a few months later tried to crawl into bed with me in my house just after having sex with TWO of my roommates at the same time with all of us there. Man that girl was dirty.

That sounds like how I lost my virginity... except mine was fat and had bad breath

Posted by: CRASHMAN

My friends and i were standing in line at a club and there was this ugly fat girl standing behind us and i was like, "dam, look how ugly that fat girl is" and we all laughed to ourselfs. I had sex with her later that night.

Posted by: Dave18

Yah I Could bet all of those but I Choose Not to Write It...lol.....

Posted by: Gazhole

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Originally Posted by CRASHMAN

My friends and i were standing in line at a club and there was this ugly fat girl standing behind us and i was like, "dam, look how ugly that fat girl is" and we all laughed to ourselfs. I had sex with her later that night.

Posted by: mboylan86

i was on a training course and ended up riding on of the girls trainin with me. i was fuckin locked drunk (she kept buyin me shots). she was atleast (and i really mean atleast) 20stone (127kg). i had to lift 3 different flaps of flat before i found the right place to stick it in.

that image will haunt me for years

Posted by: ReproMan

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Originally Posted by CRASHMAN

Posted by: KentDog

Oh god, some real horror stories here. The worst I have is that I had sex with an ex after we broke up and she gained weight. She was 5'3" and went from 110 to 140. I'm relatively conservative though.

Posted by: red99svt

Damn funny stories you sicko's..

Hmm I was trying to think about some bad exsperinces I had with chicks but I cant say I have ever slept with an ugly girl and there sure has been alot of girls on my list as well. I have no regrets, actually wish I still could get ahold of a couple lol one day ill run into them again haha..

I once banged all of my gf's (ex gf now lol)roomates numerious times before she found out.. Damn girls cant ever keep there mouths shut haha..

Posted by: DontStop

I had some pretty dirty sex at a WHL rookie party...*shivers*

Posted by: Bakerboy

^ Yeah team sex is a great way to bond.

Posted by: AKIRA

How about feeling shameful that I settled for regular old crackers last night because I fucked up having a choice of two plastic 30 year old women?

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I love how simplistic that story is.

Posted by: DontStop

yah it was pretty bad. it was like me, my bf, and his best friend on one bunk. and then my best friend and her bf on the top. I'm surprised the thingdidnt collapse

Posted by: DontStop

bahaha i found a pic from one of my dirty sex nights

Posted by: femalemuscle

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Originally Posted by mboylan86

i was on a training course and ended up riding on of the girls trainin with me. i was fuckin locked drunk (she kept buyin me shots). she was atleast (and i really mean atleast) 20stone (127kg). i had to lift 3 different flaps of flat before i found the right place to stick it in.

that image will haunt me for years

thanks for the visual

Posted by: femalemuscle

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Originally Posted by DontStop

yah it was pretty bad. it was like me, my bf, and his best friend on one bunk. and then my best friend and her bf on the top. I'm surprised the thingdidnt collapse

Is Dont Stop a guy or a chick? lololol

Posted by: Bakerboy

YouTube Video

This is the kiki club theme song.

We know how to party.

Posted by: AKIRA

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bahaha i found a pic from one of my dirty sex nights

Jesus christ, please dont tell me the guy in the middle was the "lucky" one. Whoever is to the right looks pissed.

Which one are you? The left?

Posted by: ReproMan

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Jesus christ, please dont tell me the guy in the middle was the "lucky" one. Whoever is to the right looks pissed.

Which one are you? The left?

If that's her in her avatar I would say the gal on the right is her.

Posted by: DontStop

I'm the one who looks pissed. The skinny one is my friend kesler. that was taken a good two years ago. and no, the one in the middle didnt get lucky. kesler, the one with her shirt up, got banged by two different guys at the same night. I got with two guys that night as well. one at the party and then one after. was horrible

Posted by: Triple Threat

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Originally Posted by red99svt

I cant say I have ever slept with an ugly girl ..

Never been drunk, huh?

Posted by: ReproMan

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I'm the one who looks pissed.

You have a smile on your face.

Posted by: DontStop

A big fat ugly one, yes.

Posted by: bio-chem

i think some of you might need to be checked for gonasyphaherpachlymidia, seriously though this is the funniest shit ever. bragging about nasty sexual conquests. funniest thread topic ever. 2 points

Posted by: Bakerboy

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bahaha i found a pic from one of my dirty sex nights

I'll be the first one to say it- damn this shit makes me horny. lol

Posted by: NordicNacho

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I'll be the first one to say it- damn this shit makes me horny. lol

So 16 year olds excite you?

Sit down please and lets talk

Posted by: Little Wing

someone asked what bad things us girls have done n it was a quiet thread. this ones a lot funnier.

Posted by: Pylon

Best thread ever.

Posted by: TrojanMan60563

I was 16 and where I grew up there were no black folks (rich white town) so there was this HUGE black girl adopted by a well known white family. She was probably 5'10" 350lbs (maybe more)....lets put it this way she was a biggin. So her and her friend would always try to talk me into a threesome (yes she was about the same size). I didn't have a ton of experience and her friend was always talking about her black boyfriend with 11inches and how he would fuck her in the ass and beat up her pussy etc....so here I am thinking like fuck these girls (not for the obvious reasons like being HUGE, but because they sounded like dirty whores)....so long story short I was hanging out with the black girl and I was super curious to be with one...so I strapped up and fucked her....turns out she was a virgin and I almost couldn't get my cock in her...so much for those 11innch cocks she was used to with her friend's boyfriend. I had a friend over with me at her house....We were in her finished basement and her Dad at the top of the stairs called her to dinner (like she needed it) and me and my friend left quickly....We got in my truck and lit up a smoke and my friend started laughing and said she was a virgin....and I asked how he knew and he pointed at the front of my white t-shirt that was now a pinkish/red. (yes I left my clothes on and just pulled down my pants and boxers to do the dead. So anyways she was the only black girl in exsistance to me...she was HUGE....assumed to be a loose whore but really was a virgin, and I had to drive home with her blood and cum on the front of my tshift....I threw it in a dumpster before getting to the house so my peeps wouldn't see it (since I didn't wash my own clothes)....hope you all enjoyed one of my childhoood fuck stories....there is probably worse ones....but this one stuck out the most due to odd circumstances. And to keep the record straight I have been with other black women since and they have been 1/4 of her size, and smokin....I had to make sure my only interracial story wasn't with a moo moo.

Posted by: CRASHMAN

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Originally Posted by AKIRA

I love how simplistic that story is.

Yeah, i left out the details where i ran out of money and hit on her so she'd buy me drinks. Then drank too much

Posted by: RexStunnahH

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Originally Posted by KelJu

Come on people, I know you guys have messed around with someone that you think now you must have been out of your mind when you had sex with them..

I had sex with a meth head once. I guess it really isn't fair to call her a meth head when I had been up for 30 hours on ecstasy and coke. She started coming on to me, and I was too fucked up to think straight. I know she had to have been a terrible skank. She looked like she has been fine about 20lbs before, but by then she was all skinny and her skin was fucked up looking from doing too much crystal. I did it anyway.

Das Nuts!
I smoked meth once and banged a girl who was all high too,This was in High School and All I can remember was she came and wouldnt let me cum.It was hard,it was like I couldnt bust a nut.She was like "hurry the fuck up!" and I couldn't cum,

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