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Posted by: JOHNYORK

had sex?? anyone here ever really try and estimate it? my guesstimate for myself is about 2400x. hmm now im thinking if say each fuk was15min on avg thats 600 hours of fucking thats almost a month of straight fucking!!! idk lol i think its an interesting stat.

Posted by: red99svt

Hmm well I would say around 3K.. Just this one girl I had one summer back in high school it was like 3x a day for a couple months straight so that racked up some numbers right there back in the day hah..

Now something to really thing about is how many times have you yanked the ole pud around?? I would say 10K hahah to bad its not a muscle that can grow with working out lol I would have a 10 footer, Around..Think about it...

Posted by: ReproMan

I haven't had a steady girlfriend in years and I actually had a stretch of almost 3 years where I didn't have any sex. I would estimate I've had sex about 1500 times.

Posted by: DontStop

I'm not sure how many times ive had sex. I only no how many people ive slept with.
I', going to say plus or minus 50 times

Posted by: NeilPearson

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Originally Posted by JOHNYORK

had sex?? anyone here ever really try and estimate it? my guesstimate for myself is about 2400x. hmm now im thinking if say each fuk was15min on avg thats 600 hours of fucking thats almost a month of straight fucking!!! idk lol i think its an interesting stat.

So you have had it on average once a day, every day since you were 15?

Masterbation doesn't count you know.

Posted by: Jamandell (d69)

Johnyork...I first thought you were talking about how many people you'd had sex with...when I saw 2400 my jaw dropped to the floor! Haha

Posted by: JOHNYORK

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Originally Posted by NeilPearson

So you have had it on average once a day, every day since you were 15?

Masterbation doesn't count you know.

there are 365 days in a year here in america.

Posted by: JOHNYORK

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Originally Posted by Jamandell (d69)

Johnyork...I first thought you were talking about how many people you'd had sex with...when I saw 2400 my jaw dropped to the floor! Haha

lol naa thats a lil high im actualyl up too 1877. bigdyls mom was a beast last night.

Posted by: NeilPearson

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Originally Posted by JOHNYORK

there are 365 days in a year here in america.

2400 / 365 = 6.5 years... It says you are 22.

Did I miss something?

Posted by: IainDaniel

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Originally Posted by NeilPearson

2400 / 365 = 6.5 years... It says you are 22.

Did I miss something?

You beat me too it. Take that number and multiply by .01. That will probably be the real number, inlcuding his left and right hand.

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Posted by: JOHNYORK

22.5-14.5=8yrs. 8x300=2400. I sincerly apologize too any members that are experiencing any type of pussy envy because of this thread. If the symptons associated with pussy envy(blue balls, severe forearm soreness, depressed pysche) persist for more than 2 days seek IMMEDIATE professional help.

Seriously wtf though? Are those numbers really that outrageous to you? In no way was I trying to boast about anything. Was I saying Ive had sex w/a million girls? No. I also didnt think Id have to fking explain my personal life to people so they would believe this number but no 3 ltrs plus one year away at school where i had a few "friends" helped me along the line. I actually thought 300x a year on avg was LOW. I feel sorry for both of you Neil and Iain as I too would be quick to criticize and judge If I wasnt getting laid. Try gettin your beboppin skillz up playas.

Posted by: KentDog

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Originally Posted by red99svt

3x a day for a couple months straight

If this is true, I am very impressed. A lot of people have no idea how hard it is to average twice a day. I tried this with my last girlfriend for a while and it was ridiculous. If you only have sex once one day, you have to have sex three times the next day. Or if you missed a day, you'd have to have sex four times the next. Sometimes I just didn't want to have sex four times a day. So getting in fights was either bad or good depending on how you'd look at it.

Posted by: Goodfella9783

Yeah that's too much. I'll start nuttin blood after that much or at least have the "dry heave" orgasms

Posted by: TrojanMan60563

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Originally Posted by DontStop

I'm not sure how many times ive had sex. I only no how many people ive slept with.
I', going to say plus or minus 50 times

The question was in your whole life...not in a week!

Sex twice a day is perfect...once in the morning and once in the evening. That gives more than enough time to recoup from the previous time. Once a day is good too.....I can even deal with like 3 times a week...any less then that and I think I would have to move on and find someone that wanted it more often. Sex at my age is pretty high on the list of things I want to do...I see it like use it while you have it before you lose it and can't even if you want to.

Posted by: Double D

Real men dont talk about it, they just do it.

Posted by: vortrit

I don't care about how many times I've HAD sex. I care about how many time I am GOING to have sex.

Posted by: KelJu

Lawl, this thread is great. It gives everyone the chance to lie their ass off. 3 times a day for a month?

Well fuckit, I'll join in on the fun. I had sex with one girl 5 times a day for a year straight. Ha... beat that.

Posted by: Nate K

haha

Posted by: Gazhole

Probably about 350-400.

Posted by: DiGiTaL

a lot..i used to count when i first started..then system overload lol.
Pretty much once a week but lots in holidays.

Posted by: Brachiisaurus

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Originally Posted by DiGiTaL

a lot..i used to count when i first started..then system overload lol.
Pretty much once a week but lots in holidays.

OH yea, back when you were 13 and all?

Yea, here's how it is for me:

Everytime I have sex, I put a notch on a tree in my backyard.

I had to stop though, because I was putting so many notches on it...It fell down!

Posted by: DiGiTaL

Lol. I just started having sex after i turned 17. I hit puberty at 14 lol i didnt know about sex and all before.

Posted by: ponyboy

I stopped counting a long time ago. Now I just go by how long it's been since I haven't had regular sex. That being sex at least once a week. So far my streak is over ten years.

Whenever I break up with someone I have several wells stashed around the province I can call for some quick weekend action.

Posted by: Plateau_Max

I'd have to say probably around 200, started when I was 17. I often have long dry spells

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