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Originally Posted by DontStop
Once upon a time, i was seeing a fellow i was really interested in. He had a dog named Chansellor that he raised form a puppy and was in love with him almost as much as i thought i was.
Anyway, one day we were doing the deed and his dog came up from behind us and started like, licking me, and J***'s didnt even do anything about it... Gross. please share stories that cause you some degree of discomfort |
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Originally Posted by DontStop
I dont know, you tube doesnt work on my school computers (it's blocked)
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Originally Posted by NordicNacho
She hasn't it was joke in pretty poor taste you'll have to watch it to see what I mean
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Originally Posted by DontStop
i havent done that much. i havent even had sex that many times. But for some reason weird shit always happens to me
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Originally Posted by DontStop
has anyone seen that video on ebaums world about the people who are into beastality. the guys like "I"ll go down to the barn and have anal sex with the miniature horses. and the horse will sometimes bite my shoulder, so my wife always knows when ive been having sex with the horses"
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Originally Posted by DontStop
Yah haha the guy looked like Garth from Waynes world
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Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563
3. To take the cake I had a girlfriend visiting from CA once...she had a 2.5 year old son...we were at a friends house drinking and crashed there. We were on the floor sleeping where we had our little bed made and the kid had his own little blanket type bed made....She and I started goofing around....she mounts me and while she is riding me I felt something odd on the shaft of my cock (what wasn't in her)....I said something to her like what is that on my dick..I pulled the covers off us and it was her son...he snuck under the covers and grabbed my bone dog while I was tappin his mom....I make is sound like a joke but it was real botherson for a long time...I know she was really upset about it too.
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Originally Posted by DontStop
started like, licking me
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Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563
As for my odd stories...
1. My dog can't be shut out of a room that I am in or he goes ape on the door....so he will either watch me have sex from the floor or he will sneak up on the bed and try to lay next to us. 2. I was with a girl in high school and I had her legs up...went to change positions and my arm slipped and went across her neck....I said sorry and she asked me to put it back....then asked me to just choke her while I fuck her. 3. To take the cake I had a girlfriend visiting from CA once...she had a 2.5 year old son...we were at a friends house drinking and crashed there. We were on the floor sleeping where we had our little bed made and the kid had his own little blanket type bed made....She and I started goofing around....she mounts me and while she is riding me I felt something odd on the shaft of my cock (what wasn't in her)....I said something to her like what is that on my dick..I pulled the covers off us and it was her son...he snuck under the covers and grabbed my bone dog while I was tappin his mom....I make is sound like a joke but it was real botherson for a long time...I know she was really upset about it too. |
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Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563
As for my odd stories...
1. My dog can't be shut out of a room that I am in or he goes ape on the door....so he will either watch me have sex from the floor or he will sneak up on the bed and try to lay next to us. 2. I was with a girl in high school and I had her legs up...went to change positions and my arm slipped and went across her neck....I said sorry and she asked me to put it back....then asked me to just choke her while I fuck her. 3. To take the cake I had a girlfriend visiting from CA once...she had a 2.5 year old son...we were at a friends house drinking and crashed there. We were on the floor sleeping where we had our little bed made and the kid had his own little blanket type bed made....She and I started goofing around....she mounts me and while she is riding me I felt something odd on the shaft of my cock (what wasn't in her)....I said something to her like what is that on my dick..I pulled the covers off us and it was her son...he snuck under the covers and grabbed my bone dog while I was tappin his mom....I make is sound like a joke but it was real botherson for a long time...I know she was really upset about it too. |
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Originally Posted by DontStop
OMG
that has to be the worst so far... I remember when i wa slittle i snuck into my moms room because i wanted her to make me eggos. (i was too short to reach the freezer) anyway i peaked over the bed and i saw her BF naked. I knew about the male anatomy a little because i was an avid little reader, when my mom would go to the library id look at books n diagrams n shit anyway, later she comes out and i run up and i said "Mom! i saw aarons penis and it looks like my "fumb" |
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Originally Posted by Little Wing
many years ago a guy i dated kept asking me to tie him up. i really wasn't into it but he kept bugging me. before he came to my house one night i went to the hardware store n bought 5 big eyebolts and some chain. i screwed the bolts into the hardwood floor in the livingroom. i chained him down, spreadeagle by his wrists, ankles, and neck. i left him there a long time. oredred pizza, "forgot" my money in the lr n had the pizza delivery guy follow me in there to get the money..... he never asked me to tie him up again. too bad, it was kinda fun.
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Originally Posted by Bakerboy
I come from a very violent background that was filled with abuse and hate. If someone tried to choke me now, I think I would snap and try to kill them. I have been raped beaten, burnt the list goes on. When I left home at a young age I used drugs and came close to death. For awhile I would sleep with anyone because I thought sex was love that giving pleasure was my duty. It fucked me up for a long time but it taught me a lot about myself. I have had some amazing experiences in life; I know what I want out of life; I appreciate things because I know what it is like to have nothing- to feel so empty and scared and alone. I think many of you on here know what I am talking about.
Even now, when I have sex with someone I go into a zone. When I was drinking a lot (I don't anymore) I would get so aggressive which my girlfriend at the time liked- but the problem was that I would build up such a rage that I would just go nuts on her. For her it was great but I felt terrible because it just brought back a lot of awful memories. My fear was that I would get so violent that I would seriously injure my girlfriend(s). |
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Originally Posted by DontStop
Lol umm...the holiest of holes.
i guess, he licked j***s too. it was so weird. |
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Originally Posted by Brachiisaurus
Would that be considered bestiality??
Or only if you F*ck an animal? |
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Originally Posted by DontStop
Yah i like getting "hurt" like I'm a smidge of a masochist.
Like I'm not talking whips and leather chaps....but like, that first intital pain i get from "penetration" like fuck the g-spot, fuck clitoral stimulation, I'm all about the pain that can come with. Disturbing in a sense |
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Originally Posted by Bakerboy
I come from a very violent background that was filled with abuse and hate. If someone tried to choke me now, I think I would snap and try to kill them. I have been raped beaten, burnt the list goes on. When I left home at a young age I used drugs and came close to death. For awhile I would sleep with anyone because I thought sex was love that giving pleasure was my duty. It fucked me up for a long time but it taught me a lot about myself. I have had some amazing experiences in life; I know what I want out of life; I appreciate things because I know what it is like to have nothing- to feel so empty and scared and alone. I think many of you on here know what I am talking about.
Even now, when I have sex with someone I go into a zone. When I was drinking a lot (I don't anymore) I would get so aggressive which my girlfriend at the time liked- but the problem was that I would build up such a rage that I would just go nuts on her. For her it was great but I felt terrible because it just brought back a lot of awful memories. My fear was that I would get so violent that I would seriously injure my girlfriend(s). |
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Originally Posted by goob
...I don't think dinosaurs count as an annimal Brach.
Can't fault a 30 tonne lizard for trying though........ |
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