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Posted by: Little Wing

Yea.... i revisited that viking tied up in my father's dungeon fantasy

. Do you have one that never gets old? Even with porn my imagination is going replacing the characters

Is your significant other usually involved or no

Inquiring minds want to know

Posted by: min0 lee

You.

Posted by: Little Wing

Posted by: soxmuscle

I don't think about celebs. Mostly girls I've come in contact with who are both attractive and personable.

Posted by: jasone

Little Wing. Did you ditch your man or what? Interesting post lately.

Posted by: Little Wing

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Originally Posted by jasone

Little Wing. Did you ditch your man or what? Interesting post lately.

nope.

Posted by: bob-bag-o-bones

i close my eyes and concentrate on the look that i see on my lovers face as
she is climaxing, and the sounds that she is making, and that will make me
explode in a heart beat!!!!!!

Posted by: Bakerboy

The woman who rides this bike.

Posted by: DOMS

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Originally Posted by Bakerboy

The woman who rides this bike.

A 15 year old girl?

Posted by: Bakerboy

^ no!!

She's legal.

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by Bakerboy

The woman who rides this bike.

Goob.....

Posted by: Rubes

YouTube Video

Posted by: Little Wing

Posted by: ninjagun

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Originally Posted by Bakerboy

The woman who rides this bike.

cuty cuty

Posted by: bob-bag-o-bones

my other favorite fantasy is im in a three some, with rosie odonell and donald trump. u get the picture!!!!!

Posted by: Little Wing

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Originally Posted by bob-bag-o-bones

my other favorite fantasy is im in a three some, with rosie odonell and donald trump. u get the picture!!!!!

you're trying to not cum

Posted by: fatmuscles

i tend to do it in front of a picture hahahahaha, nothing better then that hahahhaahahha

Posted by: A Black Guy

I think about car accidents and maritime disasters.

Posted by: Little Wing

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Originally Posted by A Black Guy

I think about car accidents and maritime disasters.

necrophilia

Posted by: AKIRA

I think about passed fucks, porn. I never imagine what it would be like to fuck someone I havent...yet.

Posted by: PreMier

victorias secret models

Posted by: Crono1000

I think about whoever I've stored in the spank bank recently. The girl on the bus, the chick walking down the street, that sorta thing. Or my girlfriend. Whichever is easier to picture atm

Posted by: Gazhole

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

Yea.... i revisited that viking tied up in my father's dungeon fantasy

. Do you have one that never gets old? Even with porn my imagination is going replacing the characters

Is your significant other usually involved or no

Inquiring minds want to know

That hot chick from Hanson.

Posted by: Scarface30

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Originally Posted by Gazhole

That hot chick from Hanson.

lol...Family Guy?

Peter - "umm Quagmire, Taylor Hanson is a guy.."
Quagmire - "Noo..no...NOOOOO!"

Posted by: katt

Tiki or Ronde Barber

- just an example

Posted by: bob-bag-o-bones

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Originally Posted by katt

Tiki or Ronde Barber

- just an example

so katt, u like the dark meat do u? have u ever had it?????
i know where u can get some!!!!

Posted by: Little Wing

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Originally Posted by Bakerboy

The woman who rides this bike.

1. quumf

v. To sit in waiting, for example, outside a public library and sniff ladies bicycle seats immediately after their owner has dismounted and gone inside. Also to snudge.
Well, Smithy, if you must know, I was over quumfing at the pre-med conference.

2. quumf

the art of saddle sniffing
oo aar oi loik to sit outside the pub and quumf

Posted by: bio-chem

thats some crazy stuff you got there little wing. by the way, how has this not turned into a thread with borderline pornographic pictures like every other thread similar to this?

Posted by: Little Wing

the pink bike is sexy

Posted by: Little Wing

for me the sexiest thing to imagine is your lover in the throes of passion.

hmmm. it's the right word yet....

throe 1.a violent spasm or pang; paroxysm. 2.a sharp attack of emotion. 3.throes, a.any violent convulsion or struggle: the throes of battle. b.the agony of death. c.the pains of childbirth.

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

for me the sexiest thing to imagine is your lover in the throes of passion.

hmmm. it's the right word yet....

throe 1.a violent spasm or pang; paroxysm. 2.a sharp attack of emotion. 3.throes, a.any violent convulsion or struggle: the throes of battle. b.the agony of death. c.the pains of childbirth.

so sex should be painful?

Posted by: Little Wing

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

so sex should be painful?

sometimes

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

sometimes

Posted by: min0 lee

I had a dream that all IM members were gummy bears and poor BigDyl was in this middle of this circle.......

Posted by: shiznit2169

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Originally Posted by katt

Tiki or Ronde Barber

- just an example

Funny you mentioned that, i ran into Tiki Barber last Friday at Fenway park attending a redsox game. He was a class act and shook hands and took pictures with all the fans who were around him. Not to mention, he was huge.

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

I had a dream that all IM members were gummy bears and poor BigDyl was in this middle of this circle.......

and where were you in all of this?

Posted by: Crono1000

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

for me the sexiest thing to imagine is your lover in the throes of passion.

I completely agree. Sometimes when you're fantasizing, it's great to picture your lover watching you do the asian chick next door. Someone's gotta hold the camera, right?

Posted by: katt

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Originally Posted by shiznit2169

You did??? How awesome was that!

Posted by: katt

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

I had a dream that all IM members were gummy bears and poor BigDyl was in this middle of this circle.......

Posted by: katt

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Originally Posted by bob-bag-o-bones

so katt, u like the dark meat do u? have u ever had it?????
i know where u can get some!!!!

FYYFF!!!!!!!

Posted by: BoneCrusher

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Originally Posted by bob-bag-o-bones

so katt, u like the dark meat do u? have u ever had it?????
i know where u can get some!!!!

BOB = Battery Operated Boyfriend = A dildo. Someone re-ban which ever

this is

Posted by: katt

Posted by: goob

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

Goob.....

You think about me when you masterbate?????

Min0 I never knew you cared. (Please be the Lee half.......)

Posted by: VicVega

I usually think about awesome times i had with past ex's, rarely the person im with atm.

Posted by: maniclion

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

and where were you in all of this?

Masturbating, duh....

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by goob

You think about me when you masterbate?????

Min0 I never knew you cared. (Please be the Lee half.......)

Wise guy ey?

Posted by: Little Wing

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Originally Posted by Crono1000

I completely agree. Sometimes when you're fantasizing, it's great to picture your lover watching you do the asian chick next door. Someone's gotta hold the camera, right?

how much trouble will you be in if Tit reads this thread

Posted by: Crono1000

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

how much trouble will you be in if Tit reads this thread

which is why we keep it our little secret

Posted by: fufu

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Originally Posted by katt

FYYFF!!!!!!!

fuck you you fucking fuck?

Do I win the prize??

Posted by: MCx2

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Originally Posted by fufu

fuck you you fucking fuck?

Do I win the prize??

The judges say fuck you you fucking freak and fuck you you freak fuck are also acceptable.

Posted by: fufu

^ weeee!

Posted by: TrojanMan60563

Fuck You You Fat Fucker

I like that one......

Anyways I typically jerk off thinking about an ex, or someone I have already fucked. I just replay a sex act I was involved in and that turns me on....crazy as well because I still replay fond times from high school and that was FOREVER ago. I am all about reality and things I can grasp...no pun intended

Posted by: MCx2

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Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563

Anyways I typically jerk off thinking about an ex, or someone I have already fucked. I just replay a sex act I was involved in and that turns me on.

Ditto.

Posted by: AKIRA

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Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563

Fuck You You Fat Fucker

I like that one......

Anyways I typically jerk off thinking about an ex, or someone I have already fucked. I just replay a sex act I was involved in and that turns me on....crazy as well because I still replay fond times from high school and that was FOREVER ago. I am all about reality and things I can grasp...no pun intended

Agreed 100%.

Or OPP.

Posted by: Burner02

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Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563

I am all about reality and things I can grasp...no pun intended

way to take matters...into your own hand...
<rim shot please!>

Posted by: katt

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Originally Posted by fufu

fuck you you fucking fuck?

Do I win the prize??

Good Job Fufu.... exactly right!

Posted by: the other half

i think about katt, and then the barber twins show up and ruin it all.

so then i just stop because i cant compete with them.

Posted by: Little Wing

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Originally Posted by katt

Good Job Fufu.... exactly right!

i spent a minute or so wondering then gave up. it's so obvious now

Posted by: katt

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Originally Posted by the other half

i think about katt, and then the barber twins show up and ruin it all.

so then i just stop because i cant compete with them.

Oh, you compete quite well

Posted by: the other half

oh, u r just saying that

Posted by: A Black Guy

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Originally Posted by the other half

i think about katt, and then the barber twins show up and ruin it all.

so then i just stop because i cant compete with them.

Barber twins? You mean Barbie twins?

Posted by: AKIRA

Barbie had twins? Oh yeah...of course she did!

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by the other half

i think about katt, and then the barber twins show up and ruin it all.

so then i just stop because i cant compete with them.

Rumor has it that they have small wieners, so you may still have a chance..

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by A Black Guy

Barber twins? You mean Barbie twins?

If you want to call Ron and Tiki Barbie twins go right ahead, there's nothing wrong with that.
I also think they are cute.

Posted by: the other half

she says that she likes them for their smiles. really, i believe her

Posted by: Burner02

...kinda like how we subscribe to Playboy for the articles....

Posted by: A Black Guy

Quote:

Originally Posted by min0 lee

If you want to call Ron and Tiki Barbie twins go right ahead, there's nothing wrong with that.
I also think they are cute.

Ah, I haven't quite figured out everyone's gender yet. I was thinking she was speaking of the Barbie twins.

Posted by: MCx2

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Originally Posted by A Black Guy

Ah, I haven't quite figured out everyone's gender yet. I was thinking she was speaking of the Barbie twins.

Nope. She was talking about the Barber Twins.

Keep up with the convo.

Posted by: A Black Guy

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Originally Posted by ReproMan

Nope. She was talking about the Barber Twins.

Keep up with the convo.

Sorry, sorry. Don't forget about the 3rd Barber twin, Shaun Alexander.

Posted by: MCx2

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Originally Posted by A Black Guy

Sorry, sorry. Don't forget about the 3rd Barber twin, Shaun Alexander.

He's more like Sloth was to the Fratellis.

Posted by: A Black Guy

Meaning he actually got shit done.

Posted by: MCx2

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Originally Posted by A Black Guy

Meaning he actually got shit done.

Burn.

Posted by: fistmehard

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