Gambling and wandering into the desert to die.

Valley of Fire, Hoover Dam, Red Rock Canyon, Grand Canyon for the sight seeing.

Death Valley if you choose DOMS suggestion

Eat a lot, drink a lot and blow your money

I don't plan on gambling much if at all, I figure I wont have time. I will visit alot of casinos however.

Get a tattoo.

Hit the all you can eat buffet at the Rio hotel. It's arguably the best buffet in all of Vegas.

And...you could rent a car and spend 4 hours driving to L.A. if you're so inclined.

You could also go north of the Strip and get killed by blacks or Mexicans.

Oh, and if your near the MGM Grand at night, look up. The bats are attracted to the green light and spend part of the night circling overhead. They look like green neon bats.

And Jodi's correct, give Hoover Damn a visit.

Doubt I can rent a car, my mate lost his license and I'm on my provisional license. I will make sure I avoid north of the strip.

Rio hotel is on the list. How far is Hoover dam?

Vegas for now, its already booked.

Vegas for now, its already booked.

It's about 15 minutes to the south-east. There are buses that you can take to get there.

Mista's Itinerary:

Day 1: Get a hooker
Day 2: Get a hooker
Day 3: Get a hooker
Day 4: Gamble
Day 5: Get a hooker
Day 6: Get a hooker
Day 7: Visit the free clinic

My friend will be really keep for that, he has already talked about it. I have a girlfriend. Which leads me to my next question; Is it ok to use the 'What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas' excuse?

My friend will be really keep for that, he has already talked about it. I have a girlfriend. Which leads me to my next question; Is it ok to use the 'What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas' excuse?

That saying....It works for me Mista....

Go to Pure at Ceasars if you love clubs... it is the best best best... but all the drinks are 20 bucks., so bring cash

Go to Scores ... it's a cab ride, I've never been there, but it's gotta be good!

Olympic Gardens is another strip place,,, men & women.. but they'll kick you out if you just sit there and don't tip.

You guys going to see any shows?

We don't gamble either... we go for the nightlife.

I just looked at scores site, looks awesome. I like clubs, so should be good. We dont have any plans atm, just to have a great time. May be a stupid question but is there bottle shops to buy alcohol from close? This way get drunk before we go out. Also is it better to sleep say 6am till 11am opposed to 3am till 8am, like the later the better?

Since you're from Oz, why don't you visit a gun range while you're there?

I was thinking of this, are any close?

I just looked at scores site, looks awesome. I like clubs, so should be good. We dont have any plans atm, just to have a great time. May be a stupid question but is there bottle shops to buy alcohol from close? This way get drunk before we go out. Also is it better to sleep say 6am till 11am opposed to 3am till 8am, like the later the better?

What is the weather like December time?

Rule #1: Don't EVER listen to DOMS. He's a fucking idiot.

Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit.

I don't know, and don't care, what the fuck crawled up your ass, but feel free hurry up an die.

Dude, it's me ALBOB, not Foreman. Your sarcasm detector on the fritz or you been hanging out with too many libs lately?

In DOMS defense he said he would probably vote for Obama or whatever his name is.....you know he's not himself.

Sorry, man. I'm have a very, very bad day...

It's rates a 10 on the fuck-o-meter.

Rule #1: Don't EVER listen to DOMS. He's a fucking idiot.

The Rio buffet has a very large selection of different types of food............but they all SUCK. Walk up the Strip to the Paris. Much better.

Hoover Dam is a great attraction, but it's NOT 15 minutes away, it's about an hour. Well worth it though.

Valley of Fire is about 30-45 minutes North. Nice place if you enjoy hiking. Same for Red Rock Canyon except it's to the West.

The Grand Canyon is four hours East. Since you won't have a car, I wouldn't bother putting that on your list.

Tattoo parlors are everywhere. Just don't go to one in a casino. You'll pay double just because of their location.

From the MGM it's a five minute cab ride East on Tropicana to The Gun Store. You can rent revolvers from .22 caliber all the way up to .44 Magnum. You can also rent semi-auto pistols from .22 caliber up to .45 ACP. Or you can rent a fully automatic rifle; M-16, MP-5, Grease Gun, S.A.W., etc. (Ammo for the machine guns is EXPENSIVE though.)

Alcohol stores are everywhere. But your best bet is to find the nearest grocery store and get it there. Best prices.

The weather in December can be anywhere from sweltering hot to freezing cold. Best bet is to pack long pants and long sleeve shirts. Throw in a couple of sweatshirts and a light jacket and you'll be fine. Don't bother with shorts and/or t-shirts, if it gets that hot you can buy some cheap ones.

Last but certainly not least, prostitution is illegal in Clark County. (That's where Las Vegas is. ) If you find a hooker here you'll pay thousands of $$$, risk catching something you'll never get rid of, and also possibly land your ass in jail.

Any other questions just send me a PM. And again, DOMS is a fucking idiot. ( I just like saying that. )

Find the roadman, and when you do ask him for the magic button...

Take pictures and please post them here.

Dude, it's me ALBOB, not Foreman. Your sarcasm detector on the fritz or you been hanging out with too many libs lately?

Go to the bunny ranch, and fuck some pornstar quality poontang!

Sorry, man. I'm have a very, very bad day...

It's rates a 10 on the fuck-o-meter.

Where is that?

Oh SHIT!!! We need to get some help over to him NOW!!!

Kind of what I figured. Go home and take two blondes. You'll feel better in the morning.

I don't think he feels well, I really do worry about DOMS.....
a Black Liberal.

I'm leaving Australia mid December for 7 nights in Vegas with a friend. What are some things to do, we are staying at the Mirage.

My God, seven nights in Vegas? That seems like an eternity. I'd probably be lying in a ditch somewhere after the fourth night. I am extremely jealous though, Vegas is my favorite place on Earth. I spend most of my time in NY,NY. I love the SportsCenter Zone, N9ne Fine Irishmen, and the yard long hurricanes (with an extra few shots of 151) upstairs next to Cowgirl Up or whatever that clubs called. A cool after hours club is Drei's (I think it's in Bally's, but can't quite remember getting there). Have fun and def post pics!

My God, seven nights in Vegas? That seems like an eternity. I'd probably be lying in a ditch somewhere after the fourth night. I am extremely jealous though, Vegas is my favorite place on Earth. I spend most of my time in NY,NY. I love the SportsCenter Zone, N9ne Fine Irishmen, and the yard long hurricanes (with an extra few shots of 151) upstairs next to Cowgirl Up or whatever that clubs called. A cool after hours club is Drei's (I think it's in Bally's, but can't quite remember getting there). Have fun and def post pics!

What you do in Vegas, stays in Vegas....

Yeah, we heard Drei's was awesome, but the last time we went there (Monday night) it was closed It's across the street from Bally's in that Palace Station??? I don't know the name right now, but it's in the lower level....