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Colon cleansing - Must read!

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Posted by: Mista

I was reading some testimonials from Colon Cleansing, Constipation, IBS, Colonix, Cleanse, Detox – Online Resource and looking at some of the pictures. I found it to be quite unbelievable. After thinking about what could be in my body I decided to purchase the product.

I am currently 3 weeks in and all I can say is I am surprised that I had some stuff inside me similar to the pictures on the site. I feel much more energetic, my skin is better and my stomach is flatter.

I have been bought up to eat healthy food as a child, I am 20 now, but I am still shocked at the results.

I encourage EVERYONE to try this.

Posted by: NordicNacho

"I had some stuff inside me similar to the pictures on the site"

we need to see some pics

Posted by: min0 lee

This sounds interesting. How much was it?
And is this what came out of you?

Posted by: Mista

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

This sounds interesting. How much was it?
And is this what came out of you?

I got it off ebay, I don't think the site posts to Australia. It cost me around $110AU. Yes stuff similar to that, it isn't that long but it is rubbery like a condom. I had to poke it with a stick because I was so curious.

In the kit you get a tea, some casuals and a powder drink. You have the pills in the morning with one scoop of powder in water (doesn't taste bad really, just a weird consistency) and the tea at night (easy to drink).

Posted by: min0 lee

Did you lose any of your strength?
Are your bowel movements irregular?

Posted by: min0 lee

obligatory pic from min0.

Posted by: Mista

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

Did you lose any of your strength?
Are your bowel movements irregular?

No i haven't lost any strength. The movements are pretty regular, I was worried about how I would manage this but its fine. I go to the bathroom now 2-3 times a day, morning, late afternoon/evening and maybe again later at night. Last night over 75% of what was in the toilet was not the food I had eaten

Posted by: PreMier

the colon isnt that large, so is it from the intestines or what?

Posted by: Mista

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Originally Posted by PreMier

the colon isnt that large, so is it from the intestines or what?

I am unsure, you might need to read the info on the site.

Posted by: min0 lee

I hate to bug you so much but I find this interesting, did you excrete that thing once or was it with every bowel movement?

Posted by: Mista

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

I hate to bug you so much but I find this interesting, did you excrete that thing once or was it with every bowel movement?

It's not bugging me, I posted this to inform others. Bits started appearing after about a week and have continued, I only look at night because I am at work the rest of the time.

If you have the money I highly recommend it. First time users are recommended a 3 month cycle but I don't have the money. I am definately going to use it again. If you have time, read the testimonials, I have no doubt that they are all true.

Posted by: fufu

Colonix Internal Cleansing Program - Picture Gallery

Posted by: goob

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Originally Posted by fufu

Colonix Internal Cleansing Program - Picture Gallery

Ok, it's been 5 hours since I last ate anything.......now it's going to be another six before I can stomach anything.

Thanks fufu you fucker.

Posted by: NeilPearson

So where are the scientific studies that show this is safe and beneficial?

Posted by: fufu

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Originally Posted by goob

Ok, it's been 5 hours since I last ate anything.......now it's going to be another six before I can stomach anything.

Thanks fufu you fucker.

mwahahaa

Posted by: NeilPearson

Bummed Out: The Colon Cleansing Prank

Posted by: DOMS

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Originally Posted by NeilPearson

Bummed Out: The Colon Cleansing Prank

I'm still reading, but I to stop and laugh my ass off at:

"Hold the phone. Worms!? A very real possibility, the manual explained, with more than 2.8 billion people infected with some form of roundworm or hookworm. I found this exciting, because I had plans to go fishing on Saturday."

Posted by: KelJu

These people fish their turds out of the toilet, and place them neatly around the rim. WTF!

Posted by: NeilPearson

Colon Cleansers: Are They Safe?

Posted by: Triple Threat

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Originally Posted by NeilPearson

Bummed Out: The Colon Cleansing Prank

Long read, but worth it.

Posted by: fufu

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Originally Posted by KelJu

These people fish their turds out of the toilet, and place them neatly around the rim. WTF!

lol, yeah. That was odd.

Posted by: DOMS

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Originally Posted by NeilPearson

Colon Cleansers: Are They Safe?

The short version: Colon cleansers are a load of shit.

Posted by: Mista

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Originally Posted by NeilPearson

Colon Cleansers: Are They Safe?

“Using coloncleansers on a repetitive basis is not a great idea,”

I wouldn't call once or even a couple times in a lifetime repetitive.

Posted by: Mista

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Originally Posted by DOMS

The short version: Colon cleansers are a load of shit.

I agree. I would rather use this product once every so long then wait for my body to get that shit out.

Posted by: Mista

Ingredients

Colonix Advanced Internal Cleansing Program

Posted by: Mista

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Originally Posted by NeilPearson

So where are the scientific studies that show this is safe and beneficial?

I have not read any personally, I am just sharing my experience.

Posted by: NordicNacho

Check this out! Warning very gross

YouTube Video

Posted by: Twigz

Just buy fleet phospo soda at your local walmart. They come in small bottles. Take one and spend the day on the can. I promise that everything will come out. You will shit clear water by the time you are done. By the way don't eat anything while using this, just drink water, lots and lots of water.

Posted by: oaktownboy

the best form of colon cleansing is colonics. much personal experience. You also need to change your diet (cut out all forms of sugar and gluten). most people don't need to do colon cleansing though

Posted by: Mista

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Originally Posted by oaktownboy

the best form of colon cleansing is colonics. much personal experience. You also need to change your diet (cut out all forms of sugar and gluten). most people don't need to do colon cleansing though

I didn't think I needed it because I eat better then anyone I know. As for brand, I'm not sure, this was my first one.

Posted by: oaktownboy

colon cleansers are not nearly as effective as one colonic session

Posted by: DOMS

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Originally Posted by oaktownboy

colon cleansers are not nearly as effective as one colonic session

You're right. It takes many doses of colon cleaners to equal the humiliation of just on colonic session.

Posted by: oaktownboy

so u have personal experience or r u just a smartass?

Posted by: DOMS

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Originally Posted by oaktownboy

so u have personal experience or r u just a smartass?

I'm guessing by the emoticon, I'd be the latter.

Posted by: NeilPearson

From my link:

Colon cleansing is based on the theory that waste collects in the colon over time and stagnates there, causing toxins to form and spread throughout the body -- a phenomenon known as “autointoxication.” Many 19th century doctors accepted autointoxication as fact. Although scientific research conducted as early as the 1920s failed to confirm it, the misconception persists. Other colon cleanser advocates insist that the accumulated stool blocks the colon, preventing the proper elimination of waste.

But experts say there is no such thing as autointoxication, and that the human body is actually very good at taking care of itself. Colon cleansing is really a strange fad, says Ruth Kava, PhD, RD, director of nutrition at the American Council on Science and Health in New York City. “The body can cleanse itself quite well. The kidneys and lungs remove toxins and by-products from the blood stream, and regular bowel movements remove any waste products from the gastrointestinal [GI] tract.”

David L. Diehl, MD, clinical associate professor of medicine at New York University, and chief of gastrointestinal endoscopy at Bellevue Hospital Center, agrees. “High colonics are often touted as a way to cleanse the colon of ‘adherent stool that has been there for years or even decades,’" he says. “The problem with this concept is that there is no such thing. The body does a good job of eliminating stool, and there are no ‘pockets’ in the colon that collect stool for years. I do a colonoscopy every day of the week, and a preprocedure purge is sufficient to clean out the stool and leave a pristine looking colon.”

Posted by: fufu

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Originally Posted by NordicNacho

Check this out! Warning very gross

YouTube Video

lawl, that is so dumb. "Let's throw out a little out of context general statement then show a video of something it doesn't even refer to".

That was not the inside of a stomach, but the video somehow wants you to think it is. Misguiding information rears its huge head once again.

Posted by: NordicNacho

thats in the colon you see the detox has parasite poison in it. Some lady on its site even said she shit out a bunch of worms after taking it.

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