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Posted by: danny81

alright well. ive been eaating a lot of fiber to lose weight for wrestling so that means alot of shitting. nd thta aso means a lot of wiping. well ater a while it started ripping my asshole and now i strat bleeding there when ever i wipe. how cna i heal it?

Posted by: ReproMan

Oh dear god.

This should be good.

Posted by: Twigz

Aloe vera, get some soft TP that has some in it also. Its like puffs plus for your arse

Posted by: danzik17

Am I the only one who had the immediate thought of "damn, must have been caught with those razors by the police and been thrown in jail" upon seeing the thread and author?

Posted by: danzik17

Now as actual advice, go buy baby wipes. No, I'm not kidding - the aloe will help soothe the cuts and they won't cause further tearing.

Posted by: Twigz

I though of saying "stop swollowing the razors" but I held my tongue.

then you came along and .....

Posted by: danny81

i was expecting someone sying stop taking it up the ass or something btw thanks danzick il look that shit up

Posted by: Twigz

Danzik! What the hell i get no love.....

Posted by: DOMS

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Originally Posted by Twigz

I though of saying "stop swollowing the razors" but I held my tongue.

I was going to say that he's been hiding his razors in the wrong orifice.

Posted by: danny81

oo i thought u weren joking lo. i thought it woud sting or sometihng. thnks twigz

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by danzik17

Now as actual advice, go buy baby wipes. No, I'm not kidding - the aloe will help soothe the cuts and they won't cause further tearing.

So would my spit.

Posted by: Mista

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Originally Posted by danny81

.. and i stopped eating dinner.so now this is my diet. breakfast ceareal
lunch small salad no dressing
post workout 1 graham cracker sheet with peanut butter

How much fiber can be in that?

Posted by: HialeahChico305

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

So would my spit.

wow lol

Posted by: HialeahChico305

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Originally Posted by danny81

alright well. ive been eaating a lot of fiber to lose weight for wrestling so that means alot of shitting. nd thta aso means a lot of wiping. well ater a while it started ripping my asshole and now i strat bleeding there when ever i wipe. how cna i heal it?

ok young man...........what really happend?

Posted by: P-funk

baby wipes work very well on a diaper rash. i would use those.

Posted by: TrojanMan60563

I would add more fats to your diet...I find that when I eat too much fiber and not enough oils I have a harder time going..make sure you drink plenty of water too...fiber can stop you up if you don't drink a LOT of water.

Posted by: Gordo

Used it on both my kids, works great.

The thread title is tempting, but I'll take the high road

Posted by: danny81

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Originally Posted by Mista

How much fiber can be in that?

rasin bran. also i take fiber supps

Posted by: borat

From what Ive read of this guys posts, he so full of shit this might actually be a good thing.

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