AP - Americans may be too fat, but at least their cholesterol is low. For the first time in nearly 50 years, the average cholesterol level for U.S. adults is in the ideal range, the government reported Wednesday.
"While Americans have gotten much heavier since then, they've been able to lower their cholesterol with powerful drugs that carry few if any side effects. High cholesterol can clog arteries and lead to heart disease."
Doesn't count if we're relying on oxydoxlmethamcocaopium to do it.
*Disclaimer, drug may not be real. Danny, do not take a pill labeled with this.