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Posted by: DontStop

Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half



Posted by: largepkg

WTF? So 2700 ft equals 11/2 miles now does it? Todays youth...


Rob seriously, please put in a special needs forum I'm begging you!



Posted by: DontStop

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WTF? So 2700 ft equals 11/2 miles now does it? Todays youth...


Rob seriously, please put in a special needs forum I'm begging you!
please take note that i copied and pasted that from another site.
so yes rob, start a special needs forum for those who directly quote.



Posted by: IRM

Edmonton



Posted by: largepkg

Also, it would be 18 ft per session and that would make 2808 ft per year which would equate to a little more than 1/2 a mile. ARGH!



Posted by: DontStop

dont argue with me....like ive already said...quoting...



Posted by: largepkg

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Originally Posted by DontStop View Post
please take note that i copied and pasted that from another site.
so yes rob, start a special needs forum for those who directly quote.
I have no response...



Posted by: Doublebase

I would edit, fast DontStop.



Posted by: largepkg

Is it possible to edit intelligence?



Posted by: ReproMan

At least change your name to PleaseStop.



Posted by: DontStop

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I would edit, fast DontStop.
i can't edit.



Posted by: A Black Guy

This is why Canadians use the metric system.

Too stupid for standard units of measurement.



Posted by: DontStop

that was quoted from an american site
nice try though



Posted by: min0 lee

Why are you guys all gang banging the poor girl?



Posted by: david

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Originally Posted by DontStop View Post
Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half
"The average woman" hmmmnn... not in SFLA! The heat does "funny" things to our minds down here! Ha Ha!



Posted by: DontStop

My friend Cory says different women have different sized vaginal canals. I cant imagine a shallow canal..



Posted by: david

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My friend Cory says different women have different sized vaginal canals. I cant imagine a shallow canal..
They have surgeries for that. Unless I'm misunderstanding in the sense of the Full canal! I had a woman describe herself as a "baby" down there after her surgery! You don't want to know how I reacted after that.



Posted by: DontStop

like a baby? Cause I'm sure she knows how big a babies birth canal is



Posted by: david

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like a baby? Cause I'm sure she knows how big a babies birth canal is

You know what I mean..... I know the surgery is a lot of reshaping and probably stiching but how far they go into the "canal" I wouldn't know.

Is there a Doctor in the house?



Posted by: A Black Guy

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like a baby? Cause I'm sure she knows how big a babies birth canal is
What? You've never fingered an infant?



Posted by: IRM

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What? You've never fingered an infant?




Posted by: TrojanMan60563

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My friend Cory says different women have different sized vaginal canals. I cant imagine a shallow canal..
Did you just indirectly admit to having a bucket pussy?


All pussy is not equal. Some are deeper than others...some wider....some with or without realistic walls to feel while fucking.

If the average dick is just shy of 6" then a shallow pussy would have to be like 4" deep or less...That happens with shorter girls, or very petite girls. I can't imagine a tall girl only taking 4 inches.



Posted by: Rubes

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Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563 View Post
Did you just indirectly admit to having a bucket pussy?


All pussy is not equal. Some are deeper than others...some wider....some with or without realistic walls to feel while fucking.

If the average dick is just shy of 6" then a shallow pussy would have to be like 4" deep or less...That happens with shorter girls, or very petite girls. I can't imagine a tall girl only taking 4 inches.
so what your trying to say is the 6'4 amazonian chick i know might have a huge pussy?



Posted by: largepkg

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so what your trying to say is the 6'4 amazonian chick i know might have a huge pussy?


Anyone with the name "amazonian" in front, it's pretty much a given.



Posted by: TrojanMan60563

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so what your trying to say is the 6'4 amazonian chick i know might have a huge pussy?
Maybe...I think height and structure play a huge roll in what you will find down there. This is not true all the time, and I have no science to back me up either.

I have been with women over 6 feet and I don't recall ever hitting the bottom on any of them. Then I reflect on the girls shorter than say 5'5" and I have to say half of them I hit bottom. Any girl hovering around 5' I always hit bottom.

Look back at all the girls you have slept with and think how their pussy was and what similar traits they have. I"ve kinda made a game out of guessing what I am getting before I get it...and I'm not always right, but most of the time I am not far off.



Posted by: Rubes

ive only slept with one girl she was about 5' and i hit bottom.



Posted by: Rubes

the amazoinian chick wants my dick lol



Posted by: goob

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ive only slept with one girl she was about 5' and i hit bottom.
You slept with a 5 year old??????? Sick man.



Posted by: KelJu

Then how do the little ass girls take the foot long cocks in the pornos?



Posted by: KelJu

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Originally Posted by Rubes View Post
ive only slept with one girl she was about 5' and i hit bottom.




Posted by: crazy_enough

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Then how do the little ass girls take the foot long cocks in the pornos?

No gag reflex.


Ohhh. My bad. Were not talking oral here are we???



Posted by: KelJu

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No gag reflex.


Ohhh. My bad. Were not talking oral here are we???

Vagina depth.



Posted by: KelJu

Oh Oh! Some of you bragging about hitting bottom may not like this:

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Yes, just as the vagina has the capacity to expand, allowing for the passage of a baby during childbirth, the vagina also has the ability to elongate during intercourse to accommodate a penis. As you mentioned, for some women, the depth from the vaginal opening to the tip of the cervix is 3 to 4 inches when they are not sexually aroused. Other women may have a vaginal depth of five to seven inches. Regardless, during arousal, blood flows to the genital area, and sexual excitement causes the upper two-thirds of the vagina to lengthen by forcing the cervix and uterus to ascend. The vagina also lubricates to help ease penetration.
Some people think that the vaginal canal is a continuously open space. However, this is a misperception. Think of the vaginal canal as if it were a balloon that is not filled with any air. The walls, which have the potential to expand and elongate, gently touch one another. When something is placed inside, they mold around the width and accommodate the length of a penis, tampon, finger(s), or sex toy.

Sometimes during penetration, a penis or other object inserted in a vagina does hit the cervix. This may be an indication that the woman is not physiologically aroused enough; when she is more aroused, her vagina will elongate and her cervix, the neck of the uterus, will lift up and move out of the way. Other times, contact with the cervix can happen if a penis is larger than average or if the thrusting is too deep. Communicating with a partner about the discomfort — "Ouch, that's a little too deep" — and changing sexual positions may be helpful.

Seems that when the chick is highly aroused the vagina gets deeper. Wow! Those things you women walk around with never cease to amaze me.



Posted by: TrojanMan60563

I've heard of this vagina depth elongating business...I have a feeling all that takes place before the girl is undressed because I had a few GFs whos vaginas were always the same depth and I hit bottom. I know I wasn't lacking in the getting them excited but their vaginas never seemed more or less shallow that I can recall.



Posted by: DontStop

I wouldnt say my vag s a bucket. It is deep'ish' though.
I know of only one guy who hit the end.

Mind you, I am 5 foot 8ish



Posted by: A Black Guy

I bet you have a snatch like a rock quarry.



Posted by: Burner02

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I bet you have a snatch like a rock quarry.
I was eating out my girlfriend one day when I said: My, you have a big pussy.
My you have a big pussy...
Why did you say it twice, she asked.
I replied: I didn't.
- Predator

..reminded me of that....a rock quarry: Deep and echoes...



Posted by: maniclion

I love the feel of a womans trap squeezing around my piece, thats one of the best parts of sex is when you feel her pulsations as you slowly push and pull, sometimes I'll just stop and enjoy....sometimes I can get her in a groove where I can just push as deep as I can and the rub her clit with my pubic bone.....best feeling on earth....



Posted by: DontStop

I like it when a guy is almost out of you, where the tip is just at the opening and when you squeeze the inner walls and then stroke down really fast (with vag)it feels good



Posted by: min0 lee

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I like it when a guy is almost out of you, where the tip is just at the opening and when you squeeze the inner walls and then stroke down really fast (with vag)it feels good







Posted by: NordicNacho

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Originally Posted by A Black Guy View Post
I bet you have a snatch like a rock quarry.
thats not nice



Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by Doublebase View Post
I would edit, fast DontStop.
Minuteman perhaps?



Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by Rubes View Post
ive only slept with one girl she was about 5' and i hit bottom.
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Originally Posted by goob View Post
You slept with a 5 year old??????? Sick man.




Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02 View Post
I was eating out my girlfriend one day when I said: My, you have a big pussy.
My you have a big pussy...
Why did you say it twice, she asked.
I replied: I didn't.
- Predator

..reminded me of that....a rock quarry: Deep and echoes...
+1



Posted by: Rubes

i knew i should have worded that better......

she was 5ft tall



Posted by: maniclion

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Originally Posted by DontStop View Post
I like it when a guy is almost out of you, where the tip is just at the opening and when you squeeze the inner walls and then stroke down really fast (with vag)it feels good
I love teasing, I'll just barely go in and out just building up the anticipation then dive right in, I usually have my hand under her ass and can feel her muscles tighten when I do that.....



Posted by: DontStop

Yah exactly!!
Its the best when im on top because i kind of have control over it
he never sees it coming


no pun intended



Posted by: HialeahChico305

get a room you two lol



Posted by: DontStop

Well hasnt a girl ever done that to you?
its the best way to fuck
full control



Posted by: HialeahChico305

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Well hasnt a girl ever done that to you?
its the best way to fuck
full control
I agree 100 percent.....my favorite position its for the girl to be on top, especially while I sit on a chair. The slimmer the girl the more control they have. I've actually found that some girls that look ugly in the face(of course still with a nice figure) fuck better but I dunno maybe its all in my head.



Posted by: huesoloco

Its all in your head, lol...



Posted by: david

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Originally Posted by DontStop View Post
I like it when a guy is almost out of you, where the tip is just at the opening and when you squeeze the inner walls and then stroke down really fast (with vag)it feels good

Congratulations! I was waiting for someone to say this! My ex GF love it when I did that!



Posted by: brendon

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Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563 View Post
If the average dick is just shy of 6" then a shallow pussy would have to be like 4" deep or less...That happens with shorter girls, or very petite girls. I can't imagine a tall girl only taking 4 inches.
the story of my life..

we're both about 5'8"-5'9" depending on how our night before went, shes not short, and not petite..

what about mouth size relating to vag size?? her nickname has been dubbed hamster mouth



Posted by: brendon

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Congratulations! I was waiting for someone to say this! My ex GF love it when I did that!
my gf did it to me a lot and it felt great.. it was like a build up of pressure and then she dove on and it was like a great relief.. i do it to her and she just absolutely loves it



Posted by: Doublebase

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Originally Posted by DontStop View Post
Yah exactly!!
Its the best when im on top because i kind of have control over it
he never sees it coming


no pun intended
I hope your not wearing white on your wedding day.



Posted by: maniclion

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I hope your not wearing white on your wedding day.
Just a little on her chin....from the best man.....just as a last minute fling



Posted by: HialeahChico305

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Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
Just a little on her chin....from the best man.....just as a last minute fling




Posted by: clayu86

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Originally Posted by DontStop View Post
Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half
This has got to be the funniest fucking forum post on the internet....they ought to publish this in a joke book....lmfao : roflmao:



Posted by: Dareiko

Well friend ,it seems your calculation is right ,but isn't it too much .



Posted by: TrojanMan60563

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Originally Posted by brendon View Post
the story of my life..

we're both about 5'8"-5'9" depending on how our night before went, shes not short, and not petite..

what about mouth size relating to vag size?? her nickname has been dubbed hamster mouth
I know it sounds dumb, but I have a feeling facial structure plays a roll in vagaina shape and size. Like I find similar features among women and notice their vaginas are similar too.



Posted by: Nate K

explain your thoughts on this




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