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Posted by: danny81

my dick un erected is like .5 inches and erect is 7. today is the first day i showered with the team and i realized most peoples are atleat 3 inches un erect. wtf. any1 ele like me?

Posted by: Prince

why are you looking at your team mates dicks?

Posted by: PreMier

that means theirs are all 10-12 inches. sorry but you have a little weenie

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by Prince

why are you looking at your team mates dicks?

Posted by: soxmuscle

some people have small penises, you're just the unfortunate one.

Posted by: danny81

7 inches is not small or a 16 year old

Posted by: soxmuscle

you probably got one of them uncirumsized ones that smell funky, huh?

Posted by: soxmuscle

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Originally Posted by PreMier

that means theirs are all 10-12 inches. sorry but you have a little weenie

yup, tiny dick.

Posted by: soxmuscle

haha that sounded gay.. there was this retarded kid who went to the same workout facil as me and was always walking around nude and stunk like dog shit.

Posted by: danny81

ofcoure im circumcized. and u sniffedhis dick? FAG!!!!!!!

Posted by: Prince

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Originally Posted by danny81

ofcoure im circumcized. and u sniffedhis dick? FAG!!!!!!!

you just admitted that you look at all of your teammates dicks and you're calling him a fag?

Posted by: IainDaniel

The only thing that stands out from this post....is that you are a raging faggot looking for attention on a predominately guy forum.

Don't worry.... pmorphy1 will be here shortly.... and you can admire each others cocks.

You fucking homo.

Posted by: Gazhole

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Originally Posted by danny81

my dick un erected is like .5 inches and erect is 7. today is the first day i showered with the team and i realized most peoples are atleat 3 inches un erect. wtf. any1 ele like me?

Posted by: danzik17

Legendary Thread Alert

Posted by: david

you got a pretty good eye for inches..... why are you looking at other dicks??? Scary and gay!

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by Prince

why are you looking at your team mates dicks?

Posted by: min0 lee

Maybe because you had a hard-on and they didn't, ummmmwhy did you get a hard-on?

Posted by: Little Wing

it doesn't even matter. some of those guys will gain a lot of inches when they get hard some will hardly grow at all when hard. how big you are soft doesn't matter, it's more important how big you are hard. don't worry about it.

Posted by: Little Wing

and trust me other guys do look around the locker room and compare themselves straight or not.

Posted by: rantheman

small dick and sh*tty english..lucky guy.

Posted by: david

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

and trust me other guys do look around the locker room and compare themselves straight or not.

Yeah, I agree with that. I hate public bathroom's where there are no dividers and no nothing!

There is this movie theater in Berlin, CT called Showcase Cinema and it's disgusting the way the stalls are set up! IAB knows what I am talking about.

Posted by: andythegreat

chill out dude, flacid(soft) size has no correlation to erect size. your weiner is normal, and special in its own way.

instructional video on how to make ur dick bigger. haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULtcl5lep-k

Posted by: HialeahChico305

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Originally Posted by andythegreat

chill out dude, flacid(soft) size has no correlation to erect size. your weiner is normal, and special in its own way.

Posted by: Rubes

i dont wanna hear you bitch about yer dick mines 4in soft and the guys i used to shower with in football no like one of them is 8in soft and the other is 6 quit yer bitchin your normal

Posted by: HialeahChico305

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Originally Posted by Rubes

i dont wanna hear you bitch about yer dick mines 4in soft and the guys i used to shower with in football no like one of them is 8in soft and the other is 6 quit yer bitchin your normal

its this something that just became popular? shower with the team and check out each others dicks? As far im concerned this is kinda gay (if not completely)....I mean couln't you people just take pictures of it and then compare them? god todays youth.

Posted by: andythegreat

hahaha that was meent to sound gay btw. I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I know I'm straight as a arrow. Unlike you closet homos who freak out "what HUH? I"M NOT GAY I SWEAR, oh WHAT?! YOU'RE A FAG! HE SAID DICK YOU GUYS! HE'S GAY!" alot of the time homophobes are homophobic because they dont understand gayness, or because they've got gay tendencies themselves.

Posted by: HialeahChico305

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Originally Posted by andythegreat

hahaha that was meent to sound gay btw.

Posted by: andythegreat

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Originally Posted by HialeahChico305

keep taking things out of contex?
you sure do like insinuating that I'm queer alot for someone with such a gay avatar, like rubbing your own chest and displaying pics of this action on a primarily male message board do ya?

this is a joke btw so no need to start flaming, I'm sure you flame much better then me anyway.

Posted by: HialeahChico305

lol, gay avatar? this is a bodybuilding forum you know? nothing wrong with posting pics of your physique. I got under your skin so quick? its sunday cuz, im just killing time at work.

Posted by: andythegreat

I was only joking also, there's nothing gay about your avatar, just yankin ur chain, pullin your leg(thought these would be appropriate for a gay thread). hahaha I went for a personal shot, thats all, just a joke, no harm meent by it.

Posted by: KelJu

God dammit Danny, I'm trying real hard not to rip on you, but you make fucking impossible.

Posted by: clemson357

If you were in a gang it would be bigger.

Posted by: Rubes

ok a glancin isnt gay but takin a pic wtf is wrong with you man

Posted by: DontStop

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Originally Posted by danny81

my dick un erected is like .5 inches and erect is 7. today is the first day i showered with the team and i realized most peoples are atleat 3 inches un erect. wtf. any1 ele like me?

lol at you and your friends small penis'

Posted by: HialeahChico305

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Originally Posted by Rubes

ok a glancin isnt gay but takin a pic wtf is wrong with you man

im glad you din't get the joke.

Posted by: Rubes

oh shut up and go find your nipples

Posted by: P-funk

When I played team sports and took team showers.....I don't ever remeber looking at other guys dicks. Maybe it is a new thing that kids are into these days?

Posted by: andythegreat

Your dick just realised who its atatched to and decided to go into a life of solitude and hiding.the solitude was more of a consequence of being atatched, the hiding was the weiners idea though.

Posted by: HialeahChico305

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Originally Posted by Rubes

oh shut up and go find your nipples

perfect sig.

Posted by: andythegreat

go find your nipples? I dont get it? It'd be funny saying it to a flatchested girl. like shut up bitch go find your tits and come talk to me. but i dont get it going towards another guy.

Posted by: HialeahChico305

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Originally Posted by andythegreat

go find your nipples? I dont get it? It'd be funny saying it to a flatchested girl. like shut up bitch go find your tits and come talk to me. but i dont get it going towards another guy.

He got that from a thread I started in open chat.......

Posted by: andythegreat

ohhhhh ok i gotcha

Posted by: maniclion

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Originally Posted by danny81

my dick un erected is like .5 inches and erect is 7. today is the first day i showered with the team and i realized most peoples are atleat 3 inches un erect. wtf. any1 ele like me?

FAG!

I won't tell your mean muggin homies...

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by clemson357

If you were in a gang it would be bigger.

If he was in a gang he would have been gang banged.

Posted by: andythegreat

thats a good point though clemson, after I joined a gang, slapped some ho's and shot some punk ass's from the east side of town, my dick decided it was time to man up. I've been happy with the progress its made, ever since we both decided to be G's.

Posted by: bbattag

lol at this thread.

Based on the title and 1st post, you were just begging for gay jokes.

Posted by: danny81

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Originally Posted by DontStop

lol at you and your friends small penis'

how big is your boyfreinds dick>

Posted by: HialeahChico305

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Originally Posted by danny81

how big is your boyfreinds dick>

my gaydar just went on all of a sudden.....

Posted by: maniclion

Anyone with cock and redecorate and burgundy in their sig has to have a bit of the queer eye....in a Freudian sense of course....

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by danny81

how big is your boyfreinds dick>

Damn kid, do you also want a sperm sample?

Posted by: min0 lee

Posted by: min0 lee

He is the first illiterate gay person I ever heard of.

Posted by: min0 lee

Please Danny, I need a face pic of yours to get some work done.

Posted by: FishOrCutBait

Posted by: IRM

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Originally Posted by DontStop

lol at you and your friends small penis'

Ouch danny, that's a professional talking.

Posted by: StanUk

Haha! this thread should be stickied.

Posted by: min0 lee

Posted by: danny81

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Originally Posted by maniclion

Anyone with cock and redecorate and burgundy in their sig has to have a bit of the queer eye....in a Freudian sense of course....

no u idiot. it means load the gun and shoot the guy so many times his blood stains the walls amd makes his walls red.

Posted by: min0 lee

So....did you shower with the boys today?

Posted by: soxmuscle

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Originally Posted by danny81

ofcoure im circumcized. and u sniffedhis dick? FAG!!!!!!!

There was no dick sniffing needed, the breeze of his steamy, sweaty, dirty nutsack was enough to indicate to me it fucking reeked.

Posted by: DontStop

Nothing smells worse then any sweaty genital area...for both sexes.

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by DontStop

Nothing smells worse then any sweaty genital area...for both sexes.

How about when you mix both of the smells together?

Posted by: DontStop

eeee

Posted by: Prince

I kind of prefer when a female has a little bit of a smell down there.

Posted by: FishOrCutBait

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Originally Posted by Prince

I kind of prefer when a female has a little bit of a smell down there.

God you are kinky.

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait

God you are kinky.

I knew he was a Prince but a God?

Posted by: danzik17

Do you also like the words "Welcome to tunatown" shaved in there?

Posted by: Prince

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Originally Posted by danzik17

Do you also like the words "Welcome to tunatown" shaved in there?

no, I like it when there is a bit of a musky/sweaty type smell down there, then I just really like to eat it up!

Posted by: FishOrCutBait

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Originally Posted by Prince

no, I like it when there is a bit of a musky/sweaty type smell down there, then I just really like to eat it up!

I like a bit of scent, but the words "musk" and "sweat" are concerning to me referring to something im about to put my mouth on.

Posted by: DontStop

The only smells i like welst having sex is the guys colgne mixed with some sweat....and the pheremones ofcourse

Posted by: Prince

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Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait

I like a bit of scent, but the words "musk" and "sweat" are concerning to me referring to something im about to put my mouth on.

lol.

Posted by: maniclion

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Originally Posted by soxmuscle

There was no dick sniffing needed, the breeze of his steamy, sweaty, dirty nutsack was enough to indicate to me it fucking reeked.

Speaking of.......there's a fat sloth here and I can always tell when he's been on the shitter, you know that little area on mens toilets where the seat is split so piss driblets don't get on the seat? You can see squiggly lines where his sweaty ball sacks pubes mopped across the broth that collects there and it leaves a vinaigrette/small petting zoo animal like funk steaming from it, I swear I've seen a fly go through it's vapors and drop straight into the toilet.....