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Posted by: Mista

Has anyone ever went down on a girl and it been smelly or gross? I had never done it until the girl I am with now, and I have never smelt or tasted anything at all.

Posted by: DOMS

No taste with good pussy?

Oh, and if the snatch smells bad, it probably is.

Posted by: Little Wing

she was a fast machine
she kept her motor clean

Posted by: Gazhole

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

she was a fast machine
she kept her motor clean

Yeah yoohohoou shook me aaaalll night looong.

Posted by: KelJu

Yes. The first girl I fucked didn't tell me she had a yeast infection, and I was too fucking dumb to know.

Posted by: Little Wing

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Originally Posted by Gazhole

Yeah yoohohoou shook me aaaalll night looong.

i love ac/dc

these are funny though

Misheard Lyrics for
"You Shook Me All Night Long" More Songs by
AC/DC

She was a fax machine, she kep
She had me circumcised Tellin
She wants a fax machine.
She had Satan's eyes.
You shouldn't steal my thongs.

She had sightless eyes, tellin
She had sank de sigh, taco min
She had satin thighs.
She had the flightless eyes, s
You! Should be on my lawn!
you! she'll be all night long

Yeah you, should we all die young

Posted by: min0 lee

Posted by: Little Wing

the look on his face.

Posted by: Irons77

What did it smell like???

Posted by: Rubes

meow? but really the thing with the chick and the smelly snatch not cool

Posted by: DOMS

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Originally Posted by KelJu

Yes. The first girl I fucked didn't tell me she had a yeast infection, and I was too fucking dumb to know.

So...she wasn't Kosher?

Posted by: Little Wing

i heard a guy describe a stinky girl once as having smelled like "dead worms"

if any of you fish n have ever forgotten your bait in the trunk after a fishing trip....

Posted by: Irons77

Never had bad pussy then!!!

Posted by: KelJu

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Originally Posted by DOMS

So...she wasn't Kosher?

I don't know what you mean by kosher, but was fine as hell!

Posted by: Little Wing

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Originally Posted by KelJu

I don't know what you mean by kosher, but she was fine as hell!

i think he means there was cheese on her meat.

Posted by: DOMS

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Originally Posted by KelJu

I don't know what you mean by kosher, but was fine as hell!

Kosher (a Jewish thing) bread doesn't use yeast.

Posted by: KelJu

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Originally Posted by DOMS

Kosher (a Jewish thing) bread doesn't use yeast.

Gotcha!

Posted by: The Monkey Man

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Originally Posted by Mista

Has anyone ever went down on a girl and it been smelly or gross? I had never done it until the girl I am with now, and I have never smelt or tasted anything at all.

One hippy chick I dated in 2004...

Nice girl, good body, great quirky sense of humor...

But, she was a bit of a dirty-footed hippy, had the whole "Bohemian" thing going down there,
and I caught a whiff...
It was just a bit "over-womanly".

I told her she needed to trim or shave because I liked that...

She never did...

I never went down there...

We broke apart.

I contribute the "breeze" to the full bush and washing of it.

(however)
Absolutely THEE tightest sex I ever had in my life!!!!
It took me weeks to learn to keep from exploding in like less that a minute.

And she was an ORAL MAGICIAN!

My current GF asked me what this girl did that was such great head.
my response:
"I don't know... It cant be explained... She was just gifted"

Posted by: alexvega

to me the pussy had a nice smelt. it give you more desire to put your tongue in her clitoris

Posted by: majorpain

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Originally Posted by Mista

Has anyone ever went down on a girl and it been smelly or gross? I had never done it until the girl I am with now, and I have never smelt or tasted anything at all.

That's called a CHEESY TACO.

Posted by: majorpain

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Originally Posted by majorpain

That's called a CHEESY TACO.

Or how bout a FUSSY PUSSY.

Ok, I'll stop.

Posted by: HialeahChico305

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Originally Posted by alexvega

to me the pussy had a nice smelt. it give you more desire to put your tongue in her clitoris

even if its a hairy pussy and still smells good? you'll eat the bush?

Posted by: Mista

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

Thats a funny pic.

Posted by: Mista

My friend told me to always do the sniff test, by putting a finger in and smelling it first. He found out the hard way by a girl who is now known as 'Onion mut'.

Posted by: soxmuscle

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Originally Posted by Mista

My friend told me to always do the sniff test, by putting a finger in and smelling it first. He found out the hard way by a girl who is now known as 'Onion mut'.

There's nothing like onion mut in the morning...

Posted by: Dareiko

Once it was really smelling very bad . I just dropped on the spot .

Posted by: tomuchgear

there is a great trick for smelling things out. after your fingers do some walking scratch your nose with your wrist. no smell good, then try rubbin your nose with your hand. keep fingers away from nose girls never noticed when i was in my bachelor days.

Posted by: jimijimi

Once at a high school party this girl took me in the bedroom and wanted
to Fuc..but first she wanted me to tell her i loved her, so i did to get the pussy, and i was drinking alot of volka and went down on her not giving it
the finger sniff (my bad) I nearly thru up all over this chic.

Posted by: soxmuscle

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Originally Posted by jimijimi

Once at a high school party this girl took me in the bedroom and wanted
to Fuc..but first she wanted me to tell her i loved her, so i did to get the pussy, and i was drinking alot of volka and went down on her not giving it
the finger sniff (my bad) I nearly thru up all over this chic.

What a lucky woman..

Posted by: AKIRA

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Originally Posted by Mista

My friend told me to always do the sniff test, by putting a finger in and smelling it first. He found out the hard way by a girl who is now known as 'Onion mut'.

Its true, Ive heard of this test too, but have you done it and decided to bail? Its fucking hard to do. Well, unless you dont care about being rude, which I dont usually, but I am quite sensitive about sex. (see Performance Anxiety thread)

However, there is a scale of whats bad to good. I dont do the sniff test, cuz with me, theyd always fail. What I care about is what I smell during sex. In other words, my finger might smell foul, but then again its right up to my nose. During sex, I may not smell anything, which to me, is average-good sex.

Then again, use your head, if the girl just got off work OR if you were out dancing with her, she has a good chance of smelling like hell down there (ive had some that didnt though) cuz she hasnt bathed in a while.

All in all, its a true turn off and is the WORST for me. I am realistic, I know everyone's shit stinks, but those who dont address it are the ones that need to be avoided. And...sometimes youll never know until its too late.

Posted by: catfight

+1

Posted by: Stewart20

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Originally Posted by AKIRA

Gotta love AKIRA's posts, always right to the point and mostly spot on.

He has a point though. If you don't smell anything during sex, then who cares if they smell up close? And, not for nothing, but I never went down on any girl that I just met. It was sex or nothing. To me, you save that stuff for your girlfriend/wife in a committed relationship, and by that time, you're gonna know what the deal is down there. Hell, I have been with girls who wouldn't even let me do it to them after seeing them exclusively for over 3 months. They thought it was a more "special" type thing reserved for the people they truly trust. Hey, fine with me

Posted by: fUnc17

This is why the first fuck is never at my house. This way, if it does smell like shit you can say "baby im so horny but i gotta pee, i want u to finger urself till i come back then i'll eat you out". You then make your escape and chances are she'll get off on her own. Everyone wins!

Posted by: NFOMan

Guy, you just have to get accusomed to the fact that vaginas smell. Get used to it! (Cumming from a married man!)

Women don't know this --how would they? You must either accept this aspect of sex and accept this and get off with banging requires some input from you. Your choice. (While we're particularly clueless in most tasks,
women think men just bang, and don't have any preferences) You have to tell them.

Advice: Adivse your partner. Work the issue, and have a good time !

Note (The girls dont know about this stuff , and it's your job to let them know that they will get a better fuck, with a some advance preparation area.

IMHO (been there)

Posted by: TrojanMan60563

not all pussy smells as stated above...if a girl was at work all day or doing physical work it might be a little musky, but not offensive by any means. Pussy shouldn't have a gross odor anymore then your balls should.

I was drunk with this girl for the first time and she was cute...went to eat her pussy just assuming it was ok...stunk SO bad I almost couldn't even fuck her...and I didn't even get my tongue to her pussy before coming back up....I told her friend about it because I didn't feel right telling her. Needless to say next time we fucked I noticed there wasn't a stink. So either she went to the Dr. and had something fixed, or she was just not paying close enough attention to her stuff while bathing....and started to actually wash her shit.

Nothing attactive about stinky pinky

Posted by: NFOMan

[quote=TrojanMan60563;1761107]not all pussy smells as stated above...if a girl was at work all day or doing physical work it might be a little musky, but not offensive by any means. Pussy shouldn't have a gross odor anymore then your balls should.

I was drunk with this girl for the first time and she was cute...went to eat her pussy just assuming it was ok] ...

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Well, one technique that seems to bring results is to bathe together. She can stoke your balls, and you can get the area prepared for clean lovin.

Posted by: AKIRA

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Originally Posted by NFOMan

Guy, you just have to get accusomed to the fact that vaginas smell. Get used to it! (Cumming from a married man!)

Women don't know this --how would they? You must either accept this aspect of sex and accept this and get off with banging requires some input from you. Your choice. (While we're particularly clueless in most tasks,
women think men just bang, and don't have any preferences) You have to tell them.

Advice: Adivse your partner. Work the issue, and have a good time !

Note (The girls dont know about this stuff , and it's your job to let them know that they will get a better fuck, with a some advance preparation area.

IMHO (been there)

Women dont know if they stink? Well, YOU can fuck them, cuz there are girls out there that do know if their shit stinks.

My friend Danielle tells me she does the sniff test on herself before sex Thats dedication!

Posted by: NFOMan

I don't understand the debate. Cunt smells. But there's ways of handling this, and we all enjoy the eatin' . The ladies are happy to handle the stuff, but they have to know -- maybe they don't like our prick smell, (nobody complains) Ladies?

Posted by: Mista

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Originally Posted by NFOMan

WTF?

Posted by: Mista

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Originally Posted by NFOMan

I don't understand the debate. Cunt smells. But there's ways of handling this, and we all enjoy the eatin' . The ladies are happy to handle the stuff, but they have to know -- maybe they don't like our prick smell, (nobody complains) Ladies?

Girls have told me about guys that smell.

Posted by: HialeahChico305

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Originally Posted by Mista

Girls have told me about guys that smell.

They probably have but I bet the guy never knew about it(because he was never told by the girl), and she still got the done job .

Posted by: alexvega

chupo todo, cualquier clitoris.
son deliciosos

Posted by: TrojanMan60563

my guess is a higher % of girls stink vs guys. Sweaty balls are nothing like funky pussy.

Posted by: AKIRA

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Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563

my guess is a higher % of girls stink vs guys. Sweaty balls are nothing like funky pussy.

Thank you!

I always know if my shit stinks. How? Cuz I know if I sweat before sex or if I took a shit. 10 times out of 10 says that I am going to be stinky.

Oh and not all "cunts smell."

Posted by: chiquita6683

this thread is very informative, thanks guys. my shits clean, most of the time, now why cant I getta peice?

Posted by: jimijimi

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Originally Posted by HialeahChico305

They probably have but I bet the guy never knew about it(because he was never told by the girl), and she still got the done job .

CHICS From Miami get the job done, I know i grew up there.

Posted by: HialeahChico305

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Originally Posted by chiquita6683

this thread is very informative, thanks guys. my shits clean, most of the time, now why cant I getta peice?

Posted by: TrojanMan60563

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Originally Posted by chiquita6683

this thread is very informative, thanks guys. my shits clean, most of the time, now why cant I getta peice?

most of the time? Maybe you try when its not the right time?

I'm sure you have no issues getting men to do whatever you want them to.

Posted by: chiquita6683

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Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563

I'm sure you have no issues getting men to do whatever you want them to.

actually i dont get them to do anything. i guess im kind of shy.......well no not all the time.
i guess i never get to the point that im comfortable getting anything from them (or mutual give and take) bc i feel that i dont know them well enough or whatever. its been a very long time since ive had a relationship

Posted by: Metallibanger

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Originally Posted by chiquita6683

Can't find the right man?

Posted by: chiquita6683

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Originally Posted by Metallibanger

Can't find the right man?

I guess not, its complicated.

Posted by: Metallibanger

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Originally Posted by chiquita6683

I guess not, its complicated.

I have the same issue with girls. They only want me for my body

Posted by: maniclion

Sometimes they'll have a false smell like if they have been at the beach all day they may have a fishy tinge that just needs a good soaping away.

My friends Bamma and CJ had an awful experience one time. They were gonna do a tag session on a beautiful girl they'd met on Waikiki's Pier, they get to her room and Brandon starts finger banging her in a chair CJ is in the toilet pissing he comes out and the sun hits her just right and he sees an opalescent greenish shimmer on her gyro. He grabs his clothes and tells Bama they gotta go and rushes into the hotel hall and puts his clothes on waiting for Bama. Now fully dressed he thinks Bama must be getting dressed inside he opens the door and has to jump on Bamas head right before he starts licking. Bama's fucking pissed and says what the fuck and all that CJ winks and says they forgot about needing to be back at the ship that morning. Bama gets in the hall and CJ tells him what he saw. Brandon spends all day rewashing his hands over and over thinking he caught something, cuts his fingernails to nubs and swears to kill CJ for almost letting him lick it....from that day on the girl was the Gyro Beast.....in Thailand we see this meat dish with green curry sauce and Cj almost pukes!!!

Posted by: min0 lee

WTF? Green?

Posted by: maniclion

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

WTF? Green?

opalescent greensh shimmer, don't downplay my poetry!!!! Lookup soozak...

Posted by: chiquita6683

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Originally Posted by Metallibanger

I have the same issue with girls. They only want me for my body

why dont you post some pictures of yourself?

Posted by: Metallibanger

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Originally Posted by chiquita6683

why dont you post some pictures of yourself?

I don't want pictures of me on the internet

Posted by: Metallibanger

You're very sexy btw

Posted by: chiquita6683

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Originally Posted by Metallibanger

You're very sexy btw

Thank you very much. I should take that picture down, I mean its a good picture but I kinda look different w long hair.

Posted by: Stewart20

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Originally Posted by chiquita6683

Thank you very much. I should take that picture down, I mean its a good picture but I kinda look different w long hair.

OK, post one with long hair

Posted by: chiquita6683

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Originally Posted by Stewart20

OK, post one with long hair

I will soon. I just gotta new computer, so I dont have any pictures on here yet.

Posted by: AKIRA

Long hair? OOOooh! Long hair is almost always > short hair.

Post em up!

Posted by: NFOMan

I've never had bad pussy. My partners know the muscle stuff. My marriage partner & others get it There is no bad pussy -- only great sex. I give it my all, and she gets it.

Posted by: Mista

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Originally Posted by NFOMan

I've never had bad pussy. My partners know the muscle stuff. My marriage partner & others get it There is no bad pussy -- only great sex. I give it my all, and she gets it.

I disagree 100%

I'm sure there would be horrible pussy out there.

Posted by: NFOMan

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Originally Posted by Mista

I disagree 100%

I'm sure there would be horrible pussy out there.

Your only trying to stir up the pot. I don't think you've ever had the best man and woman thing.

Posted by: Mista

No I'm not stirring at all.

There are thousands of disgusting women out there, and I'd bet money that their snatch is disgusting too.

Posted by: NFOMan

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Originally Posted by Mista

No I'm not stirring at all.

There are thousands of disgusting women out there, and I'd bet money that their snatch is disgusting too.

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Don't think so, bro.

Posted by: Mista

Everyone has there own view on what is good.

I guess your standards are lower than mine.

Posted by: NFOMan

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Originally Posted by Mista

Everyone has there own view on what is good.

I guess your standards are lower than mine.

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Well, I think that's your loss. Good luck, man.

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