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Posted by: Vieope

Did you ever touch a woman you didnt know? I often see this in night clubs, sometimes in the streets. I never did it because some women smile about it, some women go crazy.
Tits, ass, did you ever touch? What was her reaction? How long did it last?

A few days ago a hot woman in bikini, dropped something in front of me. She went to pick it up. The bikini was very small. She spent a long time picking it up. I wanted to give only a soft slap there. But I walked away as always. Did I do the right thing?

Posted by: Hoglander

You should have slipped your finger in her and said(like the puppy killer), "I slipped." Then after her response you say, "I was just being retarded."

Posted by: chiquita6683

Sometimes it happens in the club......In one of the very few times that Ive been, it all depends on who your with, how much you like the song and of course how drunk you are.
There are times where I've had a few and just feel like dancing....... with anybody, so I might go up to a fat guy and start dancing. If we're really close and I feel a lil something in his pants, I usually get creeped out and dance right off the floor or to somebody else.
But now there was this other guy one time and I had a few also (a few for me is like 2 drinks, I never drink so when I do my inhibitions are let down) and he was pretty big, he worked out, when we were dancing we were feeling each others arms/back and shoulders. I was wearing a short skirt and I felt his hand on my thigh, I didnt seem to mind at the time. I was really surprised he asked me if I did HGH, I took it as a compliment. We ended up going to breakfast when the club closed.
I think you did the right thing, at a club its more appropriate then just on the street. If somebody just grabbed me on the street Id probly freak out. She may have probly been taking xtra long to pick something up bc she wanted you to check her out, not grab her........ i guess?

Posted by: maniclion

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Originally Posted by Vieope

Did you ever touch a woman you didnt know? I often see this in night clubs, sometimes in the streets. I never did it because some women smile about it, some women go crazy.
Tits, ass, did you ever touch? What was her reaction? How long did it last?

A few days ago a hot woman in bikini, dropped something in front of me. She went to pick it up. The bikini was very small. She spent a long time picking it up. I wanted to give only a soft slap there. But I walked away as always. Did I do the right thing?

That's when you whip out your dick and give her a few good slaps then say "YOU"VE BEEN DICK SLAPPED!!!" and then point in a couple different directions and say "See the camera there and there..."

Posted by: soxmuscle

I would feel too creepy to do that, although in grade school, I would always hit on this really unattractive girl and she knew I was joking around about it with my buddies and that I wasn't sincere in the least, so when I did give a little mock slap of her big fat butt, she told the teacher and I got sent to the principles.

Oh wow, my trips to the office.. I smell an open chat thread.

Posted by: Rubes

i had a random girl walk up to me at a concert and grab my junk i dont see anything wrong with this.

Posted by: goob

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Originally Posted by Rubes

i had a random girl walk up to me at a concert and grab my junk i dont see anything wrong with this.

Grabbed your junk? Don't know why you took the trash to a gig, but it was nice of her to take it out for you.

Posted by: tomuchgear

eh when i used to bartend the owner of the place had a male review once a month. talk about getting groped. during, after the show. guys maybe bad when it comes to hitting on chicks or what not. you get a bar full of horny drunk women it is a scary sight to say the least. women are way worse than guys.

Posted by: Rubes

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Originally Posted by goob

Grabbed your junk? Don't know why you took the trash to a gig, but it was nice of her to take it out for you.

fine let me change the words.. at a concert that i went to a random girl walked up to me and grabbed my cock...that better?

Posted by: goob

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Originally Posted by Rubes

fine let me change the words.. at a concert that i went to a random girl walked up to me and grabbed my cock...that better?

So, not only did you bring trash to this gig, you also thought it prudent to bring a chicken. Strange boy.

Posted by: Rubes

lol damn you goob

Posted by: tomuchgear

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Originally Posted by goob

So, not only did you bring trash to this gig, you also thought it prudent to bring a chicken. Strange boy.

that is one of the best posts i have read today.

Posted by: Little Wing

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Originally Posted by goob

So, not only did you bring trash to this gig, you also thought it prudent to bring a chicken. Strange boy.

This city fellow had just moved out to the country and decided that he needed some animals, so he decided to walkup and down his road to see what his neighbors had.

The first farm he came across had a bunch of chickens running in the yard. "Say farmer" the man yells, "Would you be willing to sell me one of your chickens?" The farmer replies, "Sure, but around here we don't call 'em chickens, we call 'em pullets".

The man thanks the farmer for the advice and picks up the pullet and continues on down the road until he comes to the next farm where the yard is full of roosters. "Say farmer", yells the man, "Would you be willing to sell me one of your roosters?" "Sure", says the farmer, "but around here we don't call 'em roosters, we call 'em cocks".

The man thanks the farmer and puts the cock under his other arm and continues walking down the road. He soon spots a farm with a herd of donkeys. "I could use one of those", he says . "Hey farmer", he yells "Would you be willing to sell me one of your donkeys?" "Sure", says the farmer "but around here we call them asses".

The man takes the ass and starts leading him away when the farmer yells, "Hey, sonny, that ass is a little persnickety. If he decides to sit down all you have to do to get him up again is scratch him behind his left ear."

Thanking the farmer yet again the man decides to head for home with his animals. On the way the ass decided to sit down. The man was in a bit of trouble, he had his pullet under one arm and his cock under the other. If he put one down it would surely wander off.

Now it just so happened that a nun was just walking over the hill. The farmer, spying her, quickly ran up to her. "Excuse me miss," he said. "Would you hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass?"

Posted by: goob

You were just waiting for an opportunity to drop that one in...

Posted by: Rubes

just had to pick on the kid from a farming area didnt ya

Posted by: The Gentleman

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Originally Posted by Vieope

It's good that you didn't touch her, but you didn't do the right thing. If she was giving you eye contact, a smile, or sending the right body language anytime before, after, or during swoop and scoop you should've started flirting or at least a small conversation to see where things could've gone. In the words of Wayne Gretzky, "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." Just make sure the shots you're taking don't get you sent to prison. Aside from the club scene or a rave, a slap on the ass is probably a bit unexpected and creepy.

Posted by: Vieope

"Gentleman (n.)- a civilized, educated, charming, well-mannered narcissist with slight sociopathic tendencies"

Posted by: TrojanMan60563

I wouldn't touch a total stranger just because I felt they were checking me out. You flirt back until that momment happens when you touch....it can't just be a random touching thing....that would probably freak a girl out...and you might go to jail.

Posted by: tryn2getbig

You absolutely did the right thing... I mean, what if she really was having a hard time picking her stuff up? Had you touched her, you would been the creepy old guy that groped her no-no.

In some cultures, before but not really acceptable now, like the Japanese culture, it was alright to grope a young school girl on a train, or out and about. But now they've actually got cars on trains strictly for women because of the older men that have kept that mentality. I don't know about you other men, but I do have a hard time keeping my hands to myself when I see a girl in one of those uniforms...

YouTube Video

Posted by: TrojanMan60563

Was that video for people liking girls in uniforms, or for someone with a foot fetish? Not to mention she was not cute, and had huge ass feet.

Posted by: tryn2getbig

I don't know... I was looking on YouTube for chicks in school girl outfits and found that one. I thought it was kinda disturbing so I thought I would share it with others! I couldn't even watch the entire thing because my network connection here at work SUCKS ASS!

Posted by: KelJu

I keep my hands to myself, unless there is obvious attraction between the girl and I. I am pretty timid about social interaction, but I can be. I have a lot of interesting things on my face, so most girls touch me first. Once you touch me, its open season to grab back.

Posted by: Nate K

Yeah....don't just grab a girls ass your um dumb if that isn't obvious.

Posted by: Little Wing

a guy touched my butt once when i was a cocktail waitress. it wasn't pleasant.

Posted by: HialeahChico305

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Originally Posted by chiquita6683

Sometimes it happens in the club......In one of the very few times that Ive been, it all depends on who your with, how much you like the song and of course how drunk you are.
There are times where I've had a few and just feel like dancing....... with anybody, so I might go up to a fat guy and start dancing. If we're really close and I feel a lil something in his pants, I usually get creeped out and dance right off the floor or to somebody else.
But now there was this other guy one time and I had a few also (a few for me is like 2 drinks, I never drink so when I do my inhibitions are let down) and he was pretty big, he worked out, when we were dancing we were feeling each others arms/back and shoulders. I was wearing a short skirt and I felt his hand on my thigh, I didnt seem to mind at the time. I was really surprised he asked me if I did HGH, I took it as a compliment. We ended up going to breakfast when the club closed.
I think you did the right thing, at a club its more appropriate then just on the street. If somebody just grabbed me on the street Id probly freak out. She may have probly been taking xtra long to pick something up bc she wanted you to check her out, not grab her........ i guess?

lol............At a club is normal, especially when its full and everyone is tipsy its a damm orgy party. Girls do this too, I gotten my ass grabed by random girls when the club is full.

Posted by: HialeahChico305

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Originally Posted by KelJu

so most girls touch me first. Once you touch me, its open season to grab back.

Thas my mentallity too at clubs ha.

Posted by: fufu

Once a girl in in HS ran up to my and grabbed my ass but then ran away...I never found out who that was. I just took it as a compliment.

Once a girl at a party kept trying to twist my nipples. So after a while I said fuck it and snagged onto one of her fun bags and torqued that shit. She thought it was funny.

Once I was wasted at a party and I was talking to this chick. One of her friends came up behind her, so she turned around to say 'hi'. However, I was in mid-sentence so I reached down the back of her pants and pulled her backwards onto my lap (I was sitting). She thought it was hilarious but one of these days I may get myself into trouble.

Posted by: tomuchgear

the best thing i have ever seen, i was at colledge bar doing the dj thing. some dumb drunk f!@#$ ass grabbed this chicks ass. well the chick happend to be my girlfriend at the time. before i could go over and be like what the hell. she knocked him on his ass. she had one hell of a right hook guess the military will do that to you. good times good times.

Posted by: The Gentleman

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Originally Posted by tomuchgear

the best thing i have ever seen, i was at colledge bar doing the dj thing. some dumb drunk f!@#$ ass grabbed this chicks ass. well the chick happend to be my girlfriend at the time. before i could go over and be like what the hell. she knocked him on his ass. she had one hell of a right hook guess the military will do that to you. good times good times.

I love when women have the backbone to do what your girlfriend did. Not only did she save you the trouble of beating that guy's ass and risking an assault charge, but she must've scared the shit outta any other jackasses in the bar keeping them in line. Not to mention the fiesty ones tend to be amazing on their back (or knees for that matter) after a rough day.

Posted by: NFOMan

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Originally Posted by The Gentleman

Well, if were telling war stories, I had a broad grab my ass and smile. It shocked the shit out of me. I guess I fumbled, but she picked up the ball by saying "I love your butt, what else can we do". Well, I don't know where this pussy as been, so condoms (god, I hate these MF's).

Bottom line, this one night stand worked out -- we're frequent friends (with a little juice on the side) Still active!

Posted by: Dareiko

I never touched any woman whom I don't know . It looks me weird . Though I love to have the company of cute woman .

Posted by: catfight

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Originally Posted by Vieope

in future you must :
meet with girl, go to home..
don't remember about your cock

women likes when males fucks their !

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