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Describe what you think is the optimum penis?


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Posted by: Stevens

Describe what you think is the specifications of the optimum penis are?



Posted by: min0 lee

Whatever fits in your hole.


Posted by: Stevens

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Whatever fits in your hole.
What would you like most to do to my penis and testicles.

I love it when I get a hardon 6 inches long and the knob on the end of the penis is big and vieny.

What do you think of a/ my penis which is 6 inches long.

The best thing about having testicles is when a puts my testicles in her woman squeezes then very hard.

The time has come for me to legally show women aged 18+ my penis. where is the best place to do this.




Posted by: Crono1000



this has got to be someone from the boards right?


Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by Stevens View Post
What would you like most to do to my penis and testicles.

I love it when I get a hardon 6 inches long and the knob on the end of the penis is big and vieny.

What do you think of a/ my penis which is 6 inches long.

The best thing about having testicles is when a puts my testicles in her woman squeezes then very hard.

The time has come for me to legally show women aged 18+ my penis. where is the best place to do this.
6 inches......have you ever thought about a penis pump?


Posted by: min0 lee

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The time has come for me to legally show women aged 18+ my penis. where is the best place to do this.
Wait!!!??What???!!


Pm Danny81 with it.


Posted by: Stevens

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6 inches......have you ever thought about a penis pump?
No but I would like to know how to get a female aged 18+ to kick me in he testicles very hard?

Are you saying me penis is too small?

What size should it be?
where I live in the highlands of scotland is remote, boring and there are not to many people for me to (legally and discretly) hang out with (especially those interested in female bodybuilders being kicked in the testicles and masturbating. Iam lonley and need to meet up legally and discretly, safely & affordably
with a person(s) willing to participate in bodybuiling masturbation and plating with our testicles/dick.





Posted by: min0 lee

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No but I would like to know how to get a female aged 18+ to kick me in he testicles very hard?

I don't know of any female but I do know Danny81 likes to kick and bite junk....give him a PM.

Are you saying me penis is too small?

What size should it be?
Yes, it has to be over 9''.
It looks like you were built to receive the penis.
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Posted by: Stevens

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Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
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what do most like about a penis.

how does one masturbate in an optimum way on thier own please explain in detail?

do you feel you are missing out in being a woman who has no penis to masturbate out of?





Posted by: stephfanny

I agree with MinO, About nine inches, hard, with a nice defined ridge around the head...It feels GREAT sliding in and out! Plus, it's big enough to fill me up without being too big for that "extra tight" place.


Posted by: Irons77

That just did it,how tight?


Posted by: tomuchgear

what the hell!


Posted by: Irons77

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what the hell!
What?


Posted by: tomuchgear

this thread man this dude is freaking messed up. sup irons i was not directing my what the hell at you.


Posted by: Irons77

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this thread man this dude is freaking messed up. sup irons i was not directing my what the hell at you.
Crazy, huh?


Posted by: tomuchgear

yup what a odd individual. hey stevens if some one kicks you in the nuts really hard make sure its filmed and posted on utube.


Posted by: Gazhole

He isnt odd, he's a troll.


Posted by: tomuchgear

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He isnt odd, he's a troll.
agreed


Posted by: stephfanny

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That just did it,how tight?
Well, tight enough that you're not getting in with lubing me up really good first! And you're not going to last long once you're in and my body is going to be racked with one orgasim after another the whole time...


Posted by: dg806

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Well, tight enough that you're not getting in with lubing me up really good first! And you're not going to last long once you're in and my body is going to be racked with one orgasim after another the whole time...
All righty then


Posted by: Irons77

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Originally Posted by stephfanny View Post
Well, tight enough that you're not getting in with lubing me up really good first! And you're not going to last long once you're in and my body is going to be racked with one orgasim after another the whole time...
As long as you are happy in that short amount of time


Posted by: nartic

This is hilarious. I have never measured mine but I have never had complaints.


Posted by: TrojanMan60563

Seriously not many women can take 9" of cock...Its just for show.


Posted by: Irons77

Some girls do have problems with a 9" cock, some look and say sorry no go


Posted by: Irons77

But some really enjoy it


Posted by: Crono1000

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Originally Posted by tomuchgear View Post
agreed
double agreed


Posted by: stephfanny

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Originally Posted by Irons77 View Post
Some girls do have problems with a 9" cock, some look and say sorry no go
Well...I think it's kinda like money, it's MUCH better to have more than I can handle than to get less than what I need. I say, "Bring it on!"


Posted by: Irons77

Meeting place? lol


Posted by: tomuchgear

jesus irons your killing me here.


Posted by: TrojanMan60563

My thoughts are most girls that need a huge cock to get off, are probably no fun for most guys to fuck unless you have a huge cock. In that case I would probably want to take a pass on the pussy.

Like guys, not all women are built the same either. You've got big beavs and you have little ones. I find it funny that each sex stereotypically wants the opposite. Girls say I want a huge one...men want a small one.


Posted by: Irons77

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Originally Posted by tomuchgear View Post
jesus irons your killing me here.
All fun and games bro, relax man


Posted by: HialeahChico305

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Originally Posted by Irons77 View Post
Meeting place? lol
what if shes packing? I wouln't risk it.


Posted by: tomuchgear

i know i mean you are cracking me up. sorry i should have been more clear.


Posted by: Irons77

My bad, I'll take you off my list lol


Posted by: tomuchgear

damn i made it on some ones list now i am off. damn man i suck.


Posted by: Irons77

my hit list lol thats not a good thing


Posted by: tomuchgear

hahahah oops my bad.


Posted by: goob

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my hit list lol thats not a good thing
What irons means is

HIT = Homosexually Interesting Targets list.

Be afraid toomuchgear......be very afraid


Posted by: tomuchgear




Posted by: Irons77

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What irons means is

HIT = Homosexually Interesting Targets list.

Be afraid toomuchgear......be very afraid
Good one goob, I gotta remember that


Posted by: socalartist

i agree with TrojanMan60563, sometimes you gotta pass on the pussy, something a lesser man couldn't do. And, sometime you have to tame the pussy too and beat it up ......interesting little thread while i'm sufing this forum


Posted by: AKIRA

Ill be the firs tot say that I am not 9", but I am larger than 6". With that, Ive been told I have a big dick. Not by everyone, but more than one or two have said this while everyone else just didnt say anything.

I had two women call it "perfect." I dont know what that means, but I smiled like this

In any case, a girl that demands such a size of 9" prolly has a nickname as Lucy. One of the poor downsides with sluts.


Posted by: bio-chem

this sounds like a thread that would be started by a former member. im thinking john h


Posted by: Stevens

Imagine a muscle-bound sexy woman squeezing your testicles with her hands.

A sexual turn on or what?

would you like to play with my testicles?


The thought of actress Lacey Tuner from the soap Eastenders gives me a 6" hardon.

how fast does it take for you to squirt sperm from your penis after you start wanking?

When at home and I think of female bodybuilder Lesa Lewis I squirt sperm out of my penis within 1 minute.




Posted by: Irons77

oooookkkkkkk


Posted by: Stevens

do you like having sexy with muscle-bound strong female bodybuilders?

I am looking for a female bodybuilder aged 18+ to legally have sex with!


Posted by: Irons77

To bad, female bodybuilders don't like a small penis


Posted by: min0 lee




Posted by: TrojanMan60563

Dicks and vaginas are like a pair of pants. Some fit better then others. I don't think there is a correct size...its whatever works for you. When you are at the mall and the pants don't fit you put them back on the rack and find another pair/brand.


Posted by: Stevens

I masturbate about Madonna.

do you?




Posted by: danzik17

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Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563 View Post
Dicks and vaginas are like a pair of pants. Some fit better then others. I don't think there is a correct size...its whatever works for you. When you are at the mall and the pants don't fit you put them back on the rack and find another pair/brand.
......so you're saying I need a returnable mail order wife?



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