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Test Completed on Anabolic Halo by MuscleTech

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Posted by: supplementtest

SupplementTests.com has completed an independent, controlled test on Anabolic Halo by MuscleTech. Here's what the test revealed:

Length of test: 28 days
Weight change: +.5 lbs
Bicep change: 0”
Body fat change: -1.1%
# of reps change on bench: +20% (10 reps to 12 reps)

Test subject used no other supplements, continued with normal workout routines and diet, had no weight or strength changes prior to the test, and has worked out on a regular basis for over 10 years.

Is this a worthwhile supplement? You decide.

As a free service, SupplementTests.com will periodically post free information on the supplements it tests.

Posted by: nni

no worthwhile judging my that. but how do you ensure diet is steady? how many people tested?

Posted by: biggfly

Posted by: TexanTA1996

From the Muscle Tech Website, I swear to christ I'm not making this up.

anabolichalo.com/product/index.shtml

"Within seconds you'll feel an intense glacial-like chill hit the back of your throat like an avalanche of polar ice. The subzero outbreak has begun! It feels like your entire physiological profile is freezing as the mega-dose of more than 75 cutting-edge and musclebuilding ingredients in the ANABOLIC HALO formula courses through your veins."

Wow. Here's more...

"The first technology Team MuscleTech researchers and scientists used to create ANABOLIC HALO is Cryogenic Thermomolecular Technology. It utilizes subzero liquid nitrogen as cold as -320 degrees Fahrenheit to thermomolecularly enhance a precise portion of a key musclebuilding compound in ANABOLIC HALO. That's right, Team MuscleTech researchers actually exposed one of the most powerful anabolic compounds in the world to the same impossibly low temperatures on the surface of the planet Neptune. The cryogenically processed anabolic driver is unlike anything your muscles have ever experienced."

This is priceless. Anyone who buys this should be banned from having kids.

Posted by: lucifuge

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Originally Posted by TexanTA1996

From the Muscle Tech Website, I swear to christ I'm not making this up.

anabolichalo.com/product/index.shtml

"Within seconds you'll feel an intense glacial-like chill hit the back of your throat like an avalanche of polar ice. The subzero outbreak has begun! It feels like your entire physiological profile is freezing as the mega-dose of more than 75 cutting-edge and musclebuilding ingredients in the ANABOLIC HALO formula courses through your veins."

Wow. Here's more...

"The first technology Team MuscleTech⦣8222;? researchers and scientists used to create ANABOLIC HALO is Cryogenic Thermomolecular Technology. It utilizes subzero liquid nitrogen as cold as -320 degrees Fahrenheit to thermomolecularly enhance a precise portion of a key musclebuilding compound in ANABOLIC HALO. That's right, Team MuscleTech researchers actually exposed one of the most powerful anabolic compounds in the world to the same impossibly low temperatures on the surface of the planet Neptune. The cryogenically processed anabolic driver is unlike anything your muscles have ever experienced."

This is priceless. Anyone who buys this should be banned from having kids.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I read that same nonsense in a magazine a couple months ago... then they had a picture of a 45# plate that they dipped in liquid nitrogen and dropped on the floor. I suppose that imagery was supposed to somehow convey how anabolic halo will instantly turn you into Mr Freaky Big, but I never really figured out the connection.

Posted by: TexanTA1996

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Originally Posted by lucifuge

I was actually amazed. I knew some of their ads were bad, but man. What's really funny is that even if what they were saying was 100% true, any person who didn't have 9 phd's in different areas of science wouldn't be able to make a bit of sense out of that website.

Posted by: lucifuge

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Originally Posted by TexanTA1996

I've often wondered how they get away with most of their advertising...

Posted by: TexanTA1996

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Originally Posted by lucifuge

I've often wondered how they get away with most of their advertising...

Yea, I'm sure they have plenty of legal counsel to consult. What is sad to think about is the fact that an abundance of people buy their products. It's what allows them to afford such nice websites to advertise a single product. Being a smart consumer is surely being a minority these days.

Posted by: lucifuge

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Originally Posted by TexanTA1996

True Story:
a few months ago I was shopping with my wife at the local mall. I was starving, so I ran into GNC to grab an rtd shake. There was a kid in there, he coldn't have been more than 22 years old, with a tub of Nitro-tech, Cell-tech, and Gakic. The sales guy (another kid who may have weighed in at 100 lbs if he held onto a cinder block) was telling the guy that if he wanted to get really huge, he needed to add in Anator Pwhatever... and the guy picked that up too. I swear, the guy must have dropped almost 4 bills in there!

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