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Stainless steel cube in your mouth

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Posted by: Vieope


If in the future people had stainless steel cubes and their hobby was to put it in their mouths for at least 6 hours a day. Let it sit above your tongue and it would give you pleasure.
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But one day a year your religion said you should share your cube, let it go. This was a new thing and most people never agreed to this new practice. Crazy I know, afterall it was your cube. Fucking buy your cube if you want one, dont expect me to share it, this was what most people thought.

Then one day you found out what your cube did that day and it was filthy. It had gone to the sewer, inside hospital garbage, dirt, everything sick. But when it was returned to you, it was cleaned. The cube cleaning company said it was cleaned chemically and checked with a microscope and it was completely clean, not bacteria or virus.

Would you use your cube again? Too expensive to buy a new cube.




Posted by: tallcall

Quote Originally Posted by Vieope View Post

If in the future people had stainless steel cubes and their hobby was to put it in their mouths for at least 6 hours a day. Let it sit above your tongue and it would give you pleasure.
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But one day a year your religion said you should share your cube, let it go. This was a new thing and most people never agreed to this new practice. Crazy I know, afterall it was your cube. Fucking buy your cube if you want one, dont expect me to share it, this was what most people thought.

Then one day you found out what your cube did that day and it was filthy. It had gone to the sewer, inside hospital garbage, dirt, everything sick. But when it was returned to you, it was cleaned. The cube cleaning company said it was cleaned chemically and checked with a microscope and it was completely clean, not bacteria or virus.

Would you use your cube again? Too expensive to buy a new cube.

Did somebody give you a dirty cube??

I'd share my cube with you! Especially after it goes through the sewer.

I'd probably just give it away.



Posted by: Little Wing

surgical and dental instruments get sterilized and reused. this is pretty much happening to us all anyway.



Posted by: tallcall

What are you doing with my cubes in your mouth?





Posted by: DaMayor

If everyone was buying cubes, I would buy an orb, or maybe an triangle.



Posted by: bio-chem

this is a wierd analogy. what are you really afraid of?



Posted by: DaMayor

Quote Originally Posted by bio-chem View Post
this is a wierd analogy. what are you really afraid of?
Vieope, this is bio-chem....Bio-chem, meet Vieope.



Posted by: bio-chem

Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post
Vieope, this is bio-chem....Bio-chem, meet Vieope.
nice



Posted by: fufu

Hmm, I'd probably buy a new one due to emotional anguish related w/ the first one. How much are they anyways?



Posted by: BulkMeUp

We eat from plates that multiple anonymous people have eaten from in the past in restaurants. That kid liked his dinner so much he licked the plate clean and you got served your dinner in the same plate later on!



Posted by: fufu

Would you lick the toilet seat of a truck stop bathroom if it was cleaned perfectly?



Posted by: tucker01

Quote Originally Posted by fufu View Post
Would you lick the toilet seat of a truck stop bathroom if it was cleaned perfectly?
Do you normally lick a truck stop bathroom seat?



Posted by: tallcall

Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
Do you normally lick a truck stop bathroom seat?
What? You don't??



Posted by: tucker01

Quote Originally Posted by tallcall View Post
What? You don't??
Only the dirty ones.



Posted by: tallcall

Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
Only the dirty ones.
The crunchy stuff is just there for flavor!



Posted by: tucker01

and the pubes to clean your teeth out afterwords. Gotta have good dental hygiene.



Posted by: fufu

Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
Do you normally lick a truck stop bathroom seat?
yes but that is besides the point



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