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I am having a 'shitty' time
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Posted by: AKIRA
I ate some Pork Tenderloin on Wednesday night and I had the shits all day on Thursday. All diarrhea. Each shit worse than the next. Ugh. I ended up buying Immodium with anti Gas chewables. I had 5.
Anyway, Friday I was fatigued and I had no appetite. Although, I went home early from work, I thought I had gotten better at night. Went to work on Saturday and no problems! However that night, I had cramps like a mofo. I ended up eating some oatmeal and tried shitting. It helped a bit and my stool was solid.
Today I woke up, had 1 scoop of whey with milk 
and another 1/2 cup of oatmeal. Shit in the morning, still a solid stool. Went to the gym. Everything fine except for a slight stomach ache. Come home, have 2.5 cups of milk and 2 scoops of whey. Took another shit and it was solid, but still not satisfactory.
Moved some stuff out of my apartment and boom, here come the waterfalls again. This time I am thinking its from the milk, but I am NOT lactose intolerant...or at least I never was before.
Anyway, I am back on the toilet shitting my whole asshole out. The farts of hilarious, but the liquid is making my asshole BURN. I guess this is what DaMayor's ass feels like on a nightly basis.
I have preparation H wipes to wipe my destroyed ass and am trying to stick to just clear fluids from here on out. Any other recommendations?
Try not to laugh.
Posted by: Witchblade
Sounds like a virus is fighting with your immume system. I think resting is all you can do.
Posted by: AKIRA
Ugh. My farts feel like punches.
At least I have my Gears of War. Uhhh, nope, crashed again.
Posted by: BulkMeUp
Rice + plain Yogurt (no spices or veggies or any other stuff. just a bit of salt if you wish) is helpful. Have this until things get back to normal. I've tried it in the past.
Posted by: AKIRA
Yogurt? Really? Bon Appetite!
Oh and I had rice tonight. Guess that was blind luck there.
Posted by: BulkMeUp
Hope that helped. I wasnt very clear. have plain white rice. Not brown rice. No fiber.
Posted by: Hench
im not too sure what 'H wipes' are, but dont be using regular toilet roll to wipe you ass, itll make it even more dried out and painful. use baby ass wipes where possible.
cant say i really enjoyed making that post, but hope it helps!
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