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Posted by: SYN

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Posted by: The Monkey Man

"Black Ice"??

Cry me a river

Some of them are pretty creative...
Maybe they should be creating a new microchip,
or figuring out how to triple fuel economy in cars and trucks?

Instead of pissing and moaning about how sad life is.

Hell, we all get handed lemons at one point or another.
I bitch about things often lately...
But I don't make a living out of bitching,
or seek notoriety from being a whiner.
(usually)

P.S. Fuck Alicia Keys, shes the biggest FAKEASSSACKOFSHIT since julia roberts and tom cruise

Posted by: KelJu

I have never seen Alicia Keys. Holy shit, I want to fuck here every which way but lose.

Posted by: KelJu

Most of that poetry sucks by the way. My roommate is 10 times better than that, and most of his shit is funny. I'll see if he will let me post some of his.

Posted by: The Monkey Man

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Posted by: HialeahChico305

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

P.S. Fuck Alicia Keys, shes the biggest FAKEASSSACKOFSHIT since julia roberts and tom cruise

why the hate to alicia keys? I've met people that think the same but never cared to explain. anyway you'd still hit it.

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Originally Posted by HialeahChico305

why the hate to alicia keys? I've met people that think the same but never cared to explain. anyway you'd still hit it.

She was raised in new york, went to high school in Manhatten,
is totally educated, like she was accepted to Columbia U, I think...

She'll go on daytime talk shows and talk like a lawyer...
Then accept an award later that night, and be all "YO-YO-YO".
I don't know, maybe she isn't a FAKE celeb, but how likely is that.

I guess she really does write music tho--
She gets total kudos for even knowing how to play an instrument
much less write songs.

And yes... I would probably hit it

Posted by: Little Wing

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

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ha. i saw this a while ago. i love that kitty.

Posted by: SYN

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

"Black Ice"??

Well then what the fuck would you call that post. Looks like pissing and moaning to me. Go rain on someone elses parade.

And yea, Alicia keys sucks but, that poem kicked ass.

And the kitteh video is awesome.

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Posted by: SYN

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Not the greatest but has some really good parts. I love the politicians and prostitutes line.

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