Lets pretend you are in a desert all day, very thirsty and you really want do drink something because your throat is so dry. You look and you see the city far away, you know there you can buy water or any other type of drink but the city is still 3 hours away...
but oh wait..what is that? It is a Crono Dildo Drinks store! It is only a two minutes walk. A place where they serve water and a lot of drinks but inside of a dildo. You sit on the table, get a dildo and you have to do a nice handjob or blowjob for the liquid to come out and it is going to come, come all over your throat.
So what do you do? Do you walk to the city and 3 hours later drink something in a cup or do you go to the "Crono Dildo Drinks Store!" and have fun?
Posted by: Shae2K3
My faveorite furry friend, I am done with dick for a wile. So I would wanna risk the hours walk. Besides, being from a city that I'm in, I can deal.
Posted by: DiGiTaL
Lol, screw that Im walking 3 hours.
Posted by: BulkMeUp
wheres tallcall? I'm sure he will walk 3 hours out of the city to get to this store!
Posted by: fufu
Wait, all I have to do is jerk off a fucking dildo till it comes water in my mouth? Why the fuck not, I'm all for it. I'm in the god damn desert.
Posted by: maniclion
I'd just hold it in my lap and stroke it like it was mine, I've had plenty of experience in that department.... Honestly though if I saw something like that in the desert I'd think I was hallucinating and continue the 3 hour walk to town since you can go a few days with out water...
Posted by: KelJu
So, how much water "cums" out? If I have to suck a dildo for 10 minutes to get 2 ounces of water, I am walking to the city.
Posted by: Hench
def just stroke the dildo, its a bit of god damm plastic....however if its a shitty small amount like kelju said, im def walking to the city
Posted by: Little Wing
remember being at a party n all of a sudden you get passed the pipe and you have to put your mouth on it to take a hit and it's either a female figure n her pussy is the mouthpiece or it's a big dick shaped pipe.... i never saw anyone refuse a hit.
Posted by: maniclion
Originally Posted by KelJu
So, how much water "cums" out? If I have to suck a dildo for 10 minutes to get 2 ounces of water, I am walking to the city.
He said you can rub it or suck it, but if you wanna suck it for 12 ounces you go for it buddy!!!
Posted by: Crono1000
first of all, Vieope, stop telling people my secret business ideas. That was between us. If you think you still get to run my Poop-Detergent Laundromat then you are mistaken!
Second, if I'm in the desert I would happily stroke that dildo! And that you can quote and use against me when I'm running for president someday. Though I would imagine that if I'd been in the heat enough that this would all be a hallucination, whereas what I'm sucking would be the actual thing. Come to think of it, this is a great way to get a blowjob. I'm gonna have to search out some hallucinating and thirsty people.
Posted by: The Monkey Man
I know my limitations...
If I'm so dehydrated, I need fluid... Guess what?
Survival of the fittest baby!
Posted by: maniclion
Originally Posted by Crono1000
Come to think of it, this is a great way to get a blowjob. I'm gonna have to search out some hallucinating and thirsty people.
See Mushrooms thread page 1...
Posted by: maniclion
This thread is on fire!!!! It set off the Redneck Fire Alarm
Posted by: Little Wing
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Posted by: tallcall
Originally Posted by maniclion
This thread is on fire!!!! It set off the Redneck Fire Alarm
Originally Posted by KelJu
