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Posted by: Crono1000

And could you?



Posted by: Shae2K3

If anyone is into this shit, I'll make a shrine of you.

The only things that can enter my love hole is dick, dildo, and my lovers toungue.



Posted by: Little Wing

they'd have to very lubed balls held firmly so they could penetrate against resistance and i think that would take a very persistent guy n for you both to be a little silly in the bedroom.

it could be done but y n it reminds me of that gif where balls get sucked in an ass i think it is.



Posted by: Gazhole

I tried but i have no idea how its possible.

It was like picking a lock with a piece of wet blotting paper.



Posted by: DiGiTaL

What a weird thing to think about.


Lol What about a nose in the vagina



Posted by: Shae2K3

^ No.


See my first post in this thread on why.



Posted by: Vieope


A lot of people might find this thread a bit weird but since I know Crono there are a lot of other threads in his head even more weird than that. But Crono is not sure he can post those fucked up threads.

What about balls dp? That could be the next step.
I did not try it of course but I think it would be too dangerous, some women have a lot of strength there.




Posted by: DiGiTaL

Quote:

A lot of people might find this thread a bit weird but since I know Crono there are a lot of other threads in his head even more weird than that. But Crono is not sure he can post those fucked up threads.

What about balls dp? That could be the next step.
I did not try it of course but I think it would be too dangerous, some women have a lot of strength there.
thats scary



Posted by: Shae2K3

^ True story.



Posted by: Crono1000

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vieope View Post

A lot of people might find this thread a bit weird but since I know Crono there are a lot of other threads in his head even more weird than that. But Crono is not sure he can post those fucked up threads.

What about balls dp? That could be the next step.
I did not try it of course but I think it would be too dangerous, some women have a lot of strength there.
you know me way too well, purple buddy



Posted by: ecco

Yep, Think I Took a Wrong Turn Somewhere
I'm out



Posted by: soxmuscle

I'm all shaft, no balls. Don't think its possible for me.



Posted by: Dodge

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crono1000 View Post
And could you?
Enter the virgin!



Posted by: TrojanMan60563

That would either be one loose vagina, or you are a bigger man then I am. I can't imagine trying to push that hard on my nuts to squeeze them inside.



Posted by: WorkForIt

Nope



Posted by: trener

cool idea, i must try



Posted by: 629RWHPstang

lmao at this thread... if i tryed to do that my GF would flip the fuck out



Posted by: danzik17

Quote:
Originally Posted by 629RWHPstang View Post
lmao at this thread... if i tryed to do that my GF would flip the fuck out
Yes, but WYPIHB?



Posted by: maniclion

Quote:
Originally Posted by danzik17 View Post
Yes, but WYPIHB?
Damn dude everyones agreed it would be hard enough to squeeze them into the glory box and your asking if he can put them in her butt? Have you ever tried to shove a grape up your nose without busting it? Granted old shriveled raisins would be know problem....

I bet Lance Armstrong get get at least one in, but I don't know if that would count.....



Posted by: Vernon Brown

using the testies as shims what an ideal



Posted by: xsimplistikaznx

wow haha



Posted by: blackwind00746

you can try and post pics on internet.
then we can see.



Posted by: Dazino

Seems like it would be awkward to get in a position for that...hmmm..then again, why do it in the first place?



Posted by: TrojanMan60563

Ok lets face it peeps...if you can fit your balls into your chick you either have small as hell balls, or your woman has a huger than life vajayjay.... I don't see anyone actually doing this!



Posted by: Stufit

I'm sorry for those of you who think this is weird or sick.
It's just sex. Certainly more normal than boys on boys or girls on girls.

My wife and I tried this about two years ago.
After several attempts and various methods we managed it.
Personally I like it. When I pull outward since both testicles attempt to come out simultaneously it gets very interesting.
If she doesn't want you out it's nearly impossible.
My testicles are rather large so this works well to make them stay in. It's difficult to get in but worth it.
We get together like a fork in a branch , "try it with your fingers on each hand" makes for a very deep penetration and very close crotch to crotch mating.

With that done and with a good strap around my whole package to get things out front well lubricated I use my thumbs to push on the right side as it is the larger of the two.
When it is in I keep it in with the thumb and remove the strap and work on the other.
It took a while to develop the technique but it works. With the lubrication and her doing her clench everything moves in as far as it will go.
Then the fun starts.
It's very intimate, fun, and sensual.
Don't be silly about it. You suck dick, balls and eat pussy. So what's the problem here?
After about two years of doing this a couple times a month she thought up a variation on this.
As we had already tried saline infusion of my scrotum etc she said, "think we could do saline after they are in?"
Well I was a little hesitant about that as I didn't know how long it might take to get back out when she had enough.
So we tried something a little more short lived.
I have also inflated with N2O With N2O I can get to about 17 inches around. We know that is a bit much for her but we decided to test this theory as N2O is absorbed in a few minutes.
After getting everything in, I very carefully placed a #22 needle in the right place.
It was a little difficult as I had to pull back a bit from her but she clenched down and that helped. With the needle in I moved back in as far as possible and put a leather strap around me as close as possible, to slow the N2O migration to my abdomen. Actually a modified cat collar.
I then slowly opened the N2O valve and immediately felt the normal sensation of N2O entering, "I like it!"
In about a minute she said she could feel it getting a little tight in there.
I asked if she needed me to stop and she said, "I'll let you know when."
Pretty soon it was getting tighter for me too. As the natural shape of things took effect the ballooning effect caused my goods to attempt to move father inside where there is actually more room.
After she said it was enough we started attempting the normal motions.
No way! The balloon effect had me drawn in so far I could only back out about 1 inch or so. Very nice feeling of pulling out and being held tight and pulled in.
It was a really fine and weird sensation to feel as if I was trapped in my woman.
We love it and did it a few more times.
After doing this a few times she said the N2O was wearing off too soon and suggested we try it with saline.
There was a l little concern here as it takes me about 14 hours to return to normal size from saline.
Any way to make this story a little shorter we hung a full liter of normal .09% saline about 10 ft up for some pressure to get things going a little faster. A column of water is about 1/2 psi per ft height so we had about 5Psi.
I can normally hold a little over 1 liter so from the N2O sessions we knew 1 liter was more than enough.
Slowly but very slowly the saline flowed in. Soon I felt the same pressure as the N2O as she was getting full of me, "saline filled."
When she said to stop we actually had used over 800cc of the 1000cc bag.
We both were surprised.
Again I could only move a very small amount. the difference now was that not only could she squeeze and keep me in, "I couldn't get out with her trying to help."
OOPS!
We played for about four hours taking naps every once in a while but still couldn't get apart.
That was a mind blowing extreme sensation for me. Kinda like she has complete control.
Finally after about six hours and total exhaustion we drifted off to sleep.
When we woke up it had been about 10 hours. We started to play again.
In some ways that was an error.
What happened was if upon waking we could have parted because I was flaccid.
So we played about an hour and took another nap.
On waking we made an immediate attempt to separate.
With some difficulty on her part we made it.

That was over six months ago and we have done this several times.
She is on the way home and at her request I have the saline in a warm bath ready to be hung soon as she get here.
Over the year we have managed to slowly graduate from the original 800cc to the full 1000cc.
Today we have two bags hooked up to a Y connector. We are going to go for all we can take.
I'm excited! She said, "be ready, I'm ten minutes away and shaking with excitement."
The new sterile IV tubing with capped needle is ready and waiting.
When she gets here we will do normal sex for a few minutes then hang the two bags and insert the needle. We will only stop the infusion when one of us absolutely has to.

It's gonna be fun.
For those of you out there who don't have any imagination or a little kink to have fun........ I feel for you.
Life is too short to be bored with sex!
Oh yes I like giving her oral sex too. I don't much care one way or the other if she gives me oral six.
Boys/men to me are the most disgusting things on earth.
I wouldn't touch one with you.........D..........
But a clean woman can sit on my chin any time



Posted by: DiGiTaL

Dear Stufit,

your the biggest fag on this site.

Yours truly,



Posted by: TrojanMan60563

digital if that is you in the avatar you are looking SICK....wow!



Posted by: Crono1000

Quote:
Originally Posted by Stufit View Post
I'm sorry for those of you who think this is weird or sick.
It's just sex. Certainly more normal than boys on boys or girls on girls.

My wife and I tried this about two years ago.
After several attempts and various methods we managed it.
Personally I like it. When I pull outward since both testicles attempt to come out simultaneously it gets very interesting.
If she doesn't want you out it's nearly impossible.
My testicles are rather large so this works well to make them stay in. It's difficult to get in but worth it.
We get together like a fork in a branch , "try it with your fingers on each hand" makes for a very deep penetration and very close crotch to crotch mating.

With that done and with a good strap around my whole package to get things out front well lubricated I use my thumbs to push on the right side as it is the larger of the two.
When it is in I keep it in with the thumb and remove the strap and work on the other.
It took a while to develop the technique but it works. With the lubrication and her doing her clench everything moves in as far as it will go.
Then the fun starts.
It's very intimate, fun, and sensual.
Don't be silly about it. You suck dick, balls and eat pussy. So what's the problem here?
After about two years of doing this a couple times a month she thought up a variation on this.
As we had already tried saline infusion of my scrotum etc she said, "think we could do saline after they are in?"
Well I was a little hesitant about that as I didn't know how long it might take to get back out when she had enough.
So we tried something a little more short lived.
I have also inflated with N2O With N2O I can get to about 17 inches around. We know that is a bit much for her but we decided to test this theory as N2O is absorbed in a few minutes.
After getting everything in, I very carefully placed a #22 needle in the right place.
It was a little difficult as I had to pull back a bit from her but she clenched down and that helped. With the needle in I moved back in as far as possible and put a leather strap around me as close as possible, to slow the N2O migration to my abdomen. Actually a modified cat collar.
I then slowly opened the N2O valve and immediately felt the normal sensation of N2O entering, "I like it!"
In about a minute she said she could feel it getting a little tight in there.
I asked if she needed me to stop and she said, "I'll let you know when."
Pretty soon it was getting tighter for me too. As the natural shape of things took effect the ballooning effect caused my goods to attempt to move father inside where there is actually more room.
After she said it was enough we started attempting the normal motions.
No way! The balloon effect had me drawn in so far I could only back out about 1 inch or so. Very nice feeling of pulling out and being held tight and pulled in.
It was a really fine and weird sensation to feel as if I was trapped in my woman.
We love it and did it a few more times.
After doing this a few times she said the N2O was wearing off too soon and suggested we try it with saline.
There was a l little concern here as it takes me about 14 hours to return to normal size from saline.
Any way to make this story a little shorter we hung a full liter of normal .09% saline about 10 ft up for some pressure to get things going a little faster. A column of water is about 1/2 psi per ft height so we had about 5Psi.
I can normally hold a little over 1 liter so from the N2O sessions we knew 1 liter was more than enough.
Slowly but very slowly the saline flowed in. Soon I felt the same pressure as the N2O as she was getting full of me, "saline filled."
When she said to stop we actually had used over 800cc of the 1000cc bag.
We both were surprised.
Again I could only move a very small amount. the difference now was that not only could she squeeze and keep me in, "I couldn't get out with her trying to help."
OOPS!
We played for about four hours taking naps every once in a while but still couldn't get apart.
That was a mind blowing extreme sensation for me. Kinda like she has complete control.
Finally after about six hours and total exhaustion we drifted off to sleep.
When we woke up it had been about 10 hours. We started to play again.
In some ways that was an error.
What happened was if upon waking we could have parted because I was flaccid.
So we played about an hour and took another nap.
On waking we made an immediate attempt to separate.
With some difficulty on her part we made it.

That was over six months ago and we have done this several times.
She is on the way home and at her request I have the saline in a warm bath ready to be hung soon as she get here.
Over the year we have managed to slowly graduate from the original 800cc to the full 1000cc.
Today we have two bags hooked up to a Y connector. We are going to go for all we can take.
I'm excited! She said, "be ready, I'm ten minutes away and shaking with excitement."
The new sterile IV tubing with capped needle is ready and waiting.
When she gets here we will do normal sex for a few minutes then hang the two bags and insert the needle. We will only stop the infusion when one of us absolutely has to.

It's gonna be fun.
For those of you out there who don't have any imagination or a little kink to have fun........ I feel for you.
Life is too short to be bored with sex!
Oh yes I like giving her oral sex too. I don't much care one way or the other if she gives me oral six.
Boys/men to me are the most disgusting things on earth.
I wouldn't touch one with you.........D..........
But a clean woman can sit on my chin any time


greatest. first. post. ever!!!



Posted by: Vieope

I am not thinking about sex and sexy things but when I get sexy with my feelings, I will read that post. Patiently.



Posted by: glennmo

Tennis or basket .



Posted by: anzacman

never been able to find a girl with a big enough pussy to try it, but would if I could.



Posted by: firemaf96

Quote:
Originally Posted by glennmo View Post
Tennis or basket .
???



Posted by: petphotos

Quote:
Originally Posted by anzacman View Post
never been able to find a girl with a big enough pussy to try it, but would if I could.
My feelings exactly!!

I can't even find a vagina to put my dick in, much less my balls.
I have had them in a mouth before and that is good too.

Thinking about it, if I found a vagina big enough to put my balls in, I would most likely fist her too.



Posted by: stephfanny

Quote:
Originally Posted by petphotos View Post
My feelings exactly!!

I can't even find a vagina to put my dick in, much less my balls.
I have had them in a mouth before and that is good too.

Thinking about it, if I found a vagina big enough to put my balls in, I would most likely fist her too.
Ouch!!!



Posted by: heavyiron

Quote:
Originally Posted by Stufit View Post
I'm sorry for those of you who think this is weird or sick.
It's just sex. Certainly more normal than boys on boys or girls on girls.

My wife and I tried this about two years ago.
After several attempts and various methods we managed it.
Personally I like it. When I pull outward since both testicles attempt to come out simultaneously it gets very interesting.
If she doesn't want you out it's nearly impossible.
My testicles are rather large so this works well to make them stay in. It's difficult to get in but worth it.
We get together like a fork in a branch , "try it with your fingers on each hand" makes for a very deep penetration and very close crotch to crotch mating.

With that done and with a good strap around my whole package to get things out front well lubricated I use my thumbs to push on the right side as it is the larger of the two.
When it is in I keep it in with the thumb and remove the strap and work on the other.
It took a while to develop the technique but it works. With the lubrication and her doing her clench everything moves in as far as it will go.
Then the fun starts.
It's very intimate, fun, and sensual.
Don't be silly about it. You suck dick, balls and eat pussy. So what's the problem here?
After about two years of doing this a couple times a month she thought up a variation on this.
As we had already tried saline infusion of my scrotum etc she said, "think we could do saline after they are in?"
Well I was a little hesitant about that as I didn't know how long it might take to get back out when she had enough.
So we tried something a little more short lived.
I have also inflated with N2O With N2O I can get to about 17 inches around. We know that is a bit much for her but we decided to test this theory as N2O is absorbed in a few minutes.
After getting everything in, I very carefully placed a #22 needle in the right place.
It was a little difficult as I had to pull back a bit from her but she clenched down and that helped. With the needle in I moved back in as far as possible and put a leather strap around me as close as possible, to slow the N2O migration to my abdomen. Actually a modified cat collar.
I then slowly opened the N2O valve and immediately felt the normal sensation of N2O entering, "I like it!"
In about a minute she said she could feel it getting a little tight in there.
I asked if she needed me to stop and she said, "I'll let you know when."
Pretty soon it was getting tighter for me too. As the natural shape of things took effect the ballooning effect caused my goods to attempt to move father inside where there is actually more room.
After she said it was enough we started attempting the normal motions.
No way! The balloon effect had me drawn in so far I could only back out about 1 inch or so. Very nice feeling of pulling out and being held tight and pulled in.
It was a really fine and weird sensation to feel as if I was trapped in my woman.
We love it and did it a few more times.
After doing this a few times she said the N2O was wearing off too soon and suggested we try it with saline.
There was a l little concern here as it takes me about 14 hours to return to normal size from saline.
Any way to make this story a little shorter we hung a full liter of normal .09% saline about 10 ft up for some pressure to get things going a little faster. A column of water is about 1/2 psi per ft height so we had about 5Psi.
I can normally hold a little over 1 liter so from the N2O sessions we knew 1 liter was more than enough.
Slowly but very slowly the saline flowed in. Soon I felt the same pressure as the N2O as she was getting full of me, "saline filled."
When she said to stop we actually had used over 800cc of the 1000cc bag.
We both were surprised.
Again I could only move a very small amount. the difference now was that not only could she squeeze and keep me in, "I couldn't get out with her trying to help."
OOPS!
We played for about four hours taking naps every once in a while but still couldn't get apart.
That was a mind blowing extreme sensation for me. Kinda like she has complete control.
Finally after about six hours and total exhaustion we drifted off to sleep.
When we woke up it had been about 10 hours. We started to play again.
In some ways that was an error.
What happened was if upon waking we could have parted because I was flaccid.
So we played about an hour and took another nap.
On waking we made an immediate attempt to separate.
With some difficulty on her part we made it.

That was over six months ago and we have done this several times.
She is on the way home and at her request I have the saline in a warm bath ready to be hung soon as she get here.
Over the year we have managed to slowly graduate from the original 800cc to the full 1000cc.
Today we have two bags hooked up to a Y connector. We are going to go for all we can take.
I'm excited! She said, "be ready, I'm ten minutes away and shaking with excitement."
The new sterile IV tubing with capped needle is ready and waiting.
When she gets here we will do normal sex for a few minutes then hang the two bags and insert the needle. We will only stop the infusion when one of us absolutely has to.

It's gonna be fun.
For those of you out there who don't have any imagination or a little kink to have fun........ I feel for you.
Life is too short to be bored with sex!
Oh yes I like giving her oral sex too. I don't much care one way or the other if she gives me oral six.
Boys/men to me are the most disgusting things on earth.
I wouldn't touch one with you.........D..........
But a clean woman can sit on my chin any time
WTF???

You inject your scrotum and it gets 17 inches in diameter???



Posted by: Shotski

There's no way you could get your balls in there. Silly fuckers.
Besides, I prefer ear fucking.



Posted by: anzacman

Quote:
Originally Posted by heavyiron View Post
WTF???

You inject your scrotum and it gets 17 inches in diameter???
holy shit that is heavy when all each of you want to do is climax. Bad vibes if you cannot part and the ambos have to carry both of you out on the one stretcher.



Posted by: Captn'stabbin

no, but i'll tell you it wasn't from lack of effort...



Posted by: primopup

No, never, no!!!



Posted by: theCaptn'

one time the flaps were so long I used them for ear-muffs



Posted by: 2tomlinson

Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptRichArund View Post
one time the flaps were so long I used them for ear-muffs
The best ear buds in the world if you wish to listen to your gun go off.



Posted by: obb4d

hips and legs in air... man scissors in squat position and dip down to place ball in vagina... perfect for practicing technique!!



Posted by: Cgrant

Oh the elusive dog in a bathtub.



Posted by: sea3peeoh!

here's how you do it. first you must lube his/her asshole. gently insert the tip of your penis/dildo. you must work the asshole to a more gaping size. this may take up to 5-10 minutes. when the asshole has been good and stretched, make your partner spread their cheeks. the hole will now be presented to you, it size should be big enough to fit at least one average sized testicle. for men whom may have smaller balls, you can fit the whole sack. when ball/s are inserted have your partner gently release her cheeks. you have now created the 8-Ball.

this does work. try it if you don't believe me.



Posted by: GearsMcGilf

Quote:
Originally Posted by sea3peeoh! View Post
here's how you do it. first you must lube his/her asshole. gently insert the tip of your penis/dildo. you must work the asshole to a more gaping size. this may take up to 5-10 minutes. when the asshole has been good and stretched, make your partner spread their cheeks. the hole will now be presented to you, it size should be big enough to fit at least one average sized testicle. for men whom may have smaller balls, you can fit the whole sack. when ball/s are inserted have your partner gently release her cheeks. you have now created the 8-Ball.

this does work. try it if you don't believe me.
If you have a lot of slack down there, I wonder if you could get them into your own asshole whist you JO.



Posted by: Konman

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crono1000 View Post
And could you?
can't balls to big..



Posted by: Nightowl

We chatted on your topic and came up with some use with Cockrings. I am sorry, I think that the porno movie my friends were chatting with the use of a cockrings might be available, but we don't remember the name of it. Sorry! Its from the 80's.



Posted by: jerseybo

i once got my one ball in her pussy, the other in her ass.....

my dick well i smushed that half flop rock in her pussy too.....

she just kinda sat there and thought "uhhhh, are you done"

i called it a one man TP....
lol



Posted by: jerseybo

oh my god, i just read stufits saline and N02 story

WTF???



Posted by: zodiac

yea that stufit guy needs therapy



Posted by: unclem

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheCapt'n View Post
one time the flaps were so long I used them for ear-muffs
way to go capt. LMFAO, LOL, HA, HA wow good one bro! imo

ps........grown men talking about stuffing there balls in a pussy, what type a shit is this lol.



Posted by: getbigmuscles

lol thats funny



Posted by: ruster87

Yeah.. It could be done but y n it reminds me of that pic where balls get sucked in an ass i think it is.



Posted by: iamfratty

I registered on this site JUST so I could post a video of balls in the ass. Yes you really can do it....in both holes. I have actually done it also, and it is pretty fun. Then again I am pretty sick in the bedroom, lol.

Well I guess I can't post a link because I am new....so go to my profile and click on the "Contact Info" tab, and its' under the homepage link.



Posted by: vortrit

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gazhole View Post
I tried but i have no idea how its possible.

It was like picking a lock with a piece of wet blotting paper.
Bullshit. Your tiny balls went right in.



Posted by: The Foundation

A whole new meaning to "Balls Deep" huh? lol



Posted by: joshparsons1991

how do u put ur balls in to a pussy



Posted by: manic my friend

a shoehorn helps



Posted by: chosen1

whut ....da fuk?????



Posted by: LightBearer

haha i tried this
i might have got one in there but when i moved my fingers away it would pop out



Posted by: LittleV

I dont know if that is possible. At first I thought you meant Ben Wa balls but apparently you meant actual balls. Would be easier if she was loose maybe?



Posted by: JWooten15

lol wtf



Posted by: PITBULL915

LMAO!!!! I don't think that will work unless you got a real loose chick



Posted by: cschaaf

can't say i've had the urge before hahaha



Posted by: davethewave

I tried once and it didnt work, haha would like to give it another try. funny post



Posted by: dsmith

Outch !!!



Posted by: flcrkr

lol



Posted by: brianwhitskey24

hey man atleast i would not try that......



Posted by: miss jones

Uh...No.



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