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Posted by: deathbypoops

I gotta admit...Never done it!! I've stuck my fingers, dick, almost a fist one time, rubbed it, spit on it (very drunk lol), but never wanted to put my mouth or tongue on that disgusting fucking thing. Pussy is a very gross looking thing to me, haha...they bleed and piss out of it goddamn why would i ever eat em out!!!! Think about it....

Posted by: DOMS

So...you're like what? 15?

Posted by: bio-chem

you sir are a complete fool.

Posted by: deathbypoops

no i am 19. i've encountered the dirtiest, nastiest pussy. this russian girls snatch was fuckin gross..too many lips, looked like curtains or someshit, and it smelt..oh my god...i smell it now, i think im gonna throw up just thinking about it..i dont give a fuck about how they feel, if they orgasm, its all about me motherfucker, they can suck it (literally and figuratively) and go die for all i care. my x-gf told me i sucked at sex and i told her you sucked my dick! ALOT! SO THERE!! haha what a bitch. never bare-backed neither....which i will be doing soon to this whore at my job...oh yes...the fun begins...

Posted by: P-funk

what is your point of starting this thread other than to show your immaturity and stupidity?

Posted by: PreMier

from the way you talk and the chicks it sounds like your with, your pretty ghetto

Posted by: deathbypoops

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Originally Posted by PreMier

from the way you talk and the chicks it sounds like your with, your pretty ghetto

LoL..im not "ghetto" i just dont really care. i never really liked a chick just because "she has a good personality" or something. i just like to get my pickle tickled and go home.

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Originally Posted by P-funk

what is your point of starting this thread other than to show your immaturity and stupidity?

...hmmm....no other reason.

Posted by: P-funk

at least you are honest.

Posted by: Built

Just throwing this out there, and this is not a slam, okay, but could it be that you're actually gay?

I mean, I'm strait, and the thought of going down on a woman grosses ME out too. A guy, no problem. I always figured this must be similar to how it would be for gay guys, but I can't really know - not unless I am, in fact, a homosexual man trapped in a woman's body.

Posted by: danzik17

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Originally Posted by Built

Just throwing this out there, and this is not a slam, okay, but could it be that you're actually gay?

I mean, I'm strait, and the thought of going down on a woman grosses ME out too. A guy, no problem. I always figured this must be similar to how it would be for gay guys, but I can't really know - not unless I am, in fact, a homosexual man trapped in a woman's body.

Seriously is there some kind of seminar or class that we can send women to so that they can learn to think/say stuff like this?

Posted by: bio-chem

i think danny may have found a way to come back. or foreskin got resurrected. i mean foreman

Posted by: soxmuscle

Just throwing this out there, and this is a slam, but could it be that you're actually gay?

Posted by: soxmuscle

This kid is 19?

If my younger brother said something like this, I'd break his legs.

6 words:

You.
Are.
A.
Wicked.
Huge.
Tool.

Posted by: FishOrCutBait

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Originally Posted by deathbypoops

no i am 19. i've encountered the dirtiest, nastiest pussy. this russian girls snatch was fuckin gross..too many lips, looked like curtains or someshit, and it smelt..oh my god...i smell it now, i think im gonna throw up just thinking about it..i dont give a fuck about how they feel, if they orgasm, its all about me motherfucker, they can suck it (literally and figuratively) and go die for all i care. my x-gf told me i sucked at sex and i told her you sucked my dick! ALOT! SO THERE!! haha what a bitch. never bare-backed neither....which i will be doing soon to this whore at my job...oh yes...the fun begins...

You sir are hilarious and I am certain someday you will find a woman who respects you as much as you respect her, you will get married to her, further the alcoholism you will developed in college (im being generous with this one) and become bitter and eternally feel unfulfilled!

xoxo

Posted by: Gazhole

Yet i bet you get pissed when a girl tells you she doesn't suck cock.

You can actually tell a lot about a girl by how she takes care of herself down there.

If, in your experience, pussy smells and looks so gross, maybe you should stop fucking skanks before you catch something

Just throwin' it out there.

Posted by: Gazhole

This thread was brought to you by...

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Just throwing this out there

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Just throwing this out there

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Just throwin' it out there.

Posted by: xjohnnyjohnsonx

yeah you can def. tell how a girl takes care of herself down there.. like the guy said stop messing with smelly skanks man..

Posted by: Little Wing

actually the thread sounds more like he thinks he's missing something. like what is with this eating pussy i don't get it it looks ugly is it supposed to smell like ass...

once you meet a girl you like and she actually bathes and grooms properly you may want to give it a go. a lot of guys really like it so there must be something there. to each his own though a lot of girls don't like giving head, i don't get them either.

most "i don't eat pussy" types are scared to make a fool of themselves doing it wrong if they've never done it. you don't even have to put your mouth on anything but her clit and she doesn't piss or bleed there. read up on it, pick a clean girl n try it. if it were really all that bad there wouldn't be so many people doing it.

Posted by: rahaas

Clearly a virgin. Probably hasn't ever scene a real live naked boob before let alone a pussy.

Posted by: biggfly

For starters, maybe you should try with someone other than your sister or cousin...just throwing it out there...

Posted by: Little Wing

ha.

Posted by: FishOrCutBait

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

you don't even have to put your mouth on anything but her clit and she doesn't piss or bleed there.

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Originally Posted by rahaas

Probably hasn't ever scene a real live naked boob

these were quite humorous

Posted by: TrojanMan60563

I think pussy looks great...big lips, large clits, big, small, little hair, no hair. If its clean and doesn't smell like funk or flowers then I am face first! What would sex be without good oral to get the party started?!

You are not the smartest kid in class huh? Who just plans to bareback someone like that? Ever heard of STD's? Put on a jimmy cap dumbshit....and keep up the good work. I love meeting women that fucked with lames like you. You make my goals easier to achieve.

Posted by: WorkForIt

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Originally Posted by biggfly

For starters, maybe you should try with someone other than your sister or cousin...just throwing it out there...

Agreed.

You obviously have not had the love of a woman.

Posted by: PreMier

here is the gay test.. would you eat her pussy?

Posted by: Little Wing

no. i win.

Posted by: Little Wing

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Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait

these were quite humorous

well doesn't have to doesn't mean it isn't a lot better if he does some more adventurous exploring.

Posted by: Mudge

Nothing like a clean woman who smells good, and you bet I want a little taste before I move onto other things.

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

no. i win.

yes you would. even a strait woman as yourself would get all over that

Posted by: Little Wing

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

yes you would. even a strait woman as yourself would get all over that

no. seriously i wouldn't. you must think some guys are really handsome does that mean you would?

Posted by: PreMier

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

no. seriously i wouldn't. you must think some guys are really handsome does that mean you would?

Posted by: rahaas

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Originally Posted by deathbypoops

.too many lips, looked like curtains or someshit, and it smelt..oh my god...i smell it now

Quit peeping in on your grandma, you'll get brain worms.

Posted by: Little Wing

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Originally Posted by PreMier

hehe

Posted by: Gazhole

This thread is getting me horny.

Just throwing it out there.

Posted by: Built

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Originally Posted by Gazhole

This thread is getting me horny.

Just throwing it out there.

If it's so big you can throw it out there, let's get some pix, big guy!

You notice how deathbypoops kinda lost interest in here? LOL!

Posted by: Diablo1990

I have no problem eating pussy I have only had one bad experience and I didn't even bother trying to smell it because I hate hair. I didn't eat this girl out and I left right after and went drinking with some buddies. I was probably about 16 years old and she was hairy so I just fucked her and got out of there. I have my tongue pierced for a reason = D. If they want to suck my dick than I usually have no problem going down on them, it's just kinda fair.

Posted by: nni

the point of this thread still confuses me

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

no. seriously i wouldn't. you must think some guys are really handsome does that mean you would?

of course i would go gay for mathew mcconaughey.

Posted by: deathbypoops

aaaa. i will go drink myself to death now

Posted by: Gazhole

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Originally Posted by Built

If it's so big you can throw it out there, let's get some pix, big guy!

Posted by: Built

...call me...

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by Gazhole

no wonder you are able to pleasure farm animals

Posted by: rahaas

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Originally Posted by Built

If it's so big you can throw it out there, let's get some pix, big guy!

NO please don't. That's TMI (too much information) just throwing it out there.

Posted by: Skib

i've personally always enjoyed it... what's the big deal? it's just a nice place to be... you seem very inexperienced... a great deal of the satisfaction associated with sex for me is not only my own pleasure but the woman's pleasure as well...

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by Skib

i've personally always enjoyed it... what's the big deal? it's just a nice place to be... you seem very inexperienced... a great deal of the satisfaction associated with sex for me is not only my own pleasure but the woman's pleasure as well...

you're talking to a guy who obviously has the sexual maturity of an adolescent spider monkey. why bother?

Posted by: TrojanMan60563

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Originally Posted by Built

If it's so big you can throw it out there, let's get some pix, big guy!

You notice how deathbypoops kinda lost interest in here? LOL!

Are we allowed to post pics like that in the "member gallery"?

Posted by: Therealone80

lol yall crazy

Posted by: Doublebase

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Originally Posted by PreMier

here is the gay test.. would you eat her pussy?

Am I gay if I would eat her ass?

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by Doublebase

Am I gay if I would eat her ass?

no, just disturbed

Posted by: Shae2K3

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Originally Posted by PreMier

here is the gay test.. would you eat her pussy?

And damn you Rob for getting me hooked on her!

Posted by: FishOrCutBait

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

of course i would go gay for mathew mcconaughey.

Reign of Fire MM would mount you and finish in your eyes

Posted by: PreMier

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

no, just disturbed

im hella disturbed

Posted by: sexy_animal

I understand when dudes don't want to eat pussy because of poor hygiene habits of the owner, or if the pussy is misshapen.

What I can't understand is how could anybody pass on eating perfectly good pussy. It's just so delicious.

I like to eat pussy for at least a couple of hours each week, it's just so fucking satisfying, not to mention that it's the best tasting thing on earth.

**LOVE** eating pussy

Posted by: TrojanMan60563

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it's just so fucking satisfying, not to mention that it's the best tasting thing on earth.

Ok I agree it taste great....but I have to be honest...a 12oz Filet Mignon wrapped in bacon served with a 6oz Rock Lobster tail with some drawn butter, and a loaded potato....That's a tuff call!

Posted by: Little Wing

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

no, just disturbed

she is about the best looking, best built woman ever although as far as sexy i think brunettes are hotter than blondes like selma hayek... but in the bottom pic here her boobs look really hard and fake which to me is so not sexy. fake boobs need more body fat to look nice. why dont they make them more natural and softer looking? it doesnt seem like it'd be that hard pardon the uninteded pun.

Posted by: WillBrink

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Originally Posted by deathbypoops

no i am 19.

Shocking....

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait

Reign of Fire MM would mount you and finish in your eyes

Posted by: Gazhole

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

no wonder you are able to pleasure farm animals

Remember?

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by Gazhole

Remember?

how could one forget?

Posted by: skitzo

just get drunk..hop in the shower with the chick and all your pussy eating fears will vanish.

Posted by: Biggly

Eating pussy is one of my fav things - but deffo before, not after...

B.

Posted by: WillBrink

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Originally Posted by Biggly

Eating pussy is one of my fav things - but deffo before, not after...

B.

After means you're gay. You didn't know that??!!

Posted by: WillBrink

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Originally Posted by deathbypoops

I gotta admit...Never done it!! I've stuck my fingers, dick, almost a fist one time, rubbed it, spit on it (very drunk lol), but never wanted to put my mouth or tongue on that disgusting fucking thing. Pussy is a very gross looking thing to me, haha...they bleed and piss out of it goddamn why would i ever eat em out!!!! Think about it....

In all seriousness, you will quickly get on the "sucks in bed" list quickly with that attitude. Women/girls do talk, so if that's the list you wanna be on, that's all the more 'womens' for the guys on the "he's great in bed" list, which is a MUCH shorter list for women then the former. That's the best advice you will get on the topic minus the flames and jokes. Take my word on that sport. You're starting out badly.

Posted by: deathbypoops

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Originally Posted by WillBrink

hmmm...true. i do care to a certain extent..i'll rub/finger, ill tease em and stuff in foreplay ya know, typical foreplay, and then do my thang but i dont know bro, me suckin their clit....which reminds me of a small penis....its litle weird. i overthink things too much...call me a pussy or a faggot i dont care. its just me.

Posted by: Built

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Originally Posted by deathbypoops

i dont know bro, me suckin their clit....which reminds me of a small penis....its litle weird. i overthink things too much...call me a pussy or a faggot i dont care. its just me and my hand tonight. again.

Fixed.

Posted by: deathbypoops

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Originally Posted by Built

Fixed.

i knew my post didnt sound complete until you corrected it. thank you.

Posted by: Built

LOL you're a good sport, poops!

Posted by: WillBrink

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Originally Posted by deathbypoops

Which means you will end up on the longer of the two lists. Enjoy.

Posted by: sexy_animal

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Originally Posted by WillBrink

In all seriousness, you will quickly get on the "sucks in bed" list quickly with that attitude. Women/girls do talk, so if that's the list you wanna be on, that's all the more 'womens' for the guys on the "he's great in bed" list, which is a MUCH shorter list for women then the former. That's the best advice you will get on the topic minus the flames and jokes. Take my word on that sport. You're starting out badly.

Yes, you will. With some women not eating pussy will get you dumped. My g/f tells me one of her friends dumped a guy because he wouldn't go down on her. Would you date a girl who wouldn't suck your dick or eat your ass? I wouldn't...

Posted by: WillBrink

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Originally Posted by sexy_animal

I don't need a chick to toss my salad to date her, but what ever turns you on bro.

Posted by: rahaas

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Originally Posted by sexy_animal

too funny, not the comment but the potential replies.

Posted by: sexy_animal

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Originally Posted by WillBrink

I don't need a chick to toss my salad to date her, but what ever turns you on bro.

I do..

I like them very dirty.

Posted by: Gazhole

Wait, a clit reminds you of a small penis?

Posted by: Built

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Originally Posted by Gazhole

Wait, a clit reminds you of a small penis?

Ooooh, good call!

This DOES beg the question - what is HE packing?

Posted by: TrojanMan60563

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Originally Posted by Built

Ooooh, good call!

This DOES beg the question - what is HE packing?

My guess is something that resembles my pinky finger if he feels a clit reminds him of a small penis

Posted by: rahaas

You guys (and gals) are brutal..

Posted by: skitzo

I remember some nerdy kid back in high school saying that a clit is an ingrown penis that didn't evolve through evolution...

... oh well

Posted by: Gazhole

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Originally Posted by Built

Ooooh, good call!

This DOES beg the question - what is HE packing?

I dunno, but it reminds me of a huge clit.

Posted by: deathbypoops

I guess I made a fool of myself in here.

Posted by: Merkaba

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Originally Posted by deathbypoops

I guess I made a fool of myself in here.

Pretty much.

Theres not any part of the female anatomy I don't put in my mouth. End of discussion.

Posted by: danzik17

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Originally Posted by skitzo

I remember some nerdy kid back in high school saying that a clit is an ingrown penis that didn't evolve through evolution...

... oh well

Well, he was close

At conception we are pretty much just a template with neither gender developmentally speaking. The clit actually IS an undeveloped penis. Another way of looking at it is your penis is a developed clit.

Oh the wonders of liking biology.

Merkaba: Even the butthole? That's an area I'm not planning on mouthing anytime soon, and hell I don't expect her to do it either.

Posted by: sexy_animal

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Originally Posted by danzik17

Oh the wonders of liking biology.

Merkaba: Even the butthole? That's an area I'm not planning on mouthing anytime soon, and hell I don't expect her to do it either.

Hell yeeeee..

Love to eat sexy female ass.

Posted by: Biggerisbetter

Eating pussy?! Hell yeah! Pack me a lunch and I'll stay all day. The sexual experience is severely lacking if there's no carpet munching going on.

Even better in 69.

Posted by: soxmuscle

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Originally Posted by deathbypoops

I guess I made a fool of myself in here.

Yea, the whole "I'm really cool" thing doesn't fly outside of the fifth grade.

Posted by: deathbypoops

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Originally Posted by soxmuscle

Yea, the whole "I'm really cool" thing doesn't fly outside of the fifth grade.

awww damn, seriously?

Posted by: FishOrCutBait

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Originally Posted by Biggerisbetter

Even better in 69.

the view is stellar.

Posted by: Merkaba

If you don't eat pussy its because you don't want to be a cannibal!

Posted by: Merkaba

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Originally Posted by danzik17

Well, he was close

Um where did you get that quote from. I don't think I've ever said that!

Posted by: danzik17

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Originally Posted by Merkaba

Pretty much.

Theres not any part of the female anatomy I don't put in my mouth. End of discussion.

Everything means everything sir. You are kinky, yes. Just hope she didn't eat a lot of brocolli that day.

Posted by: FishOrCutBait

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Originally Posted by danzik17

Everything means everything sir. You are kinky, yes. Just hope she didn't eat a lot of brocolli that day.

or hope she did, depending on who you are.

Posted by: TrojanMan60563

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Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait

or hope she did, depending on who you are.

Posted by: Little Wing

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Originally Posted by danzik17

i was going to clue him in on this but then thought he might never try it again if he knew.

Posted by: danzik17

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

i was going to clue him in on this but then thought he might never try it again if he knew.

Oh well. I guess he'll just have to get used to the idea that he's sucking dick, now won't he?

Posted by: chobby192

Why do you guys want to eat pussy when there is a thing called, 'food' available.

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by chobby192

Why do you guys want to eat pussy when there is a thing called, 'food' available.

because you feel like superman when a woman arches her back and screams like she has just been shot with a tazer.

Posted by: IronAddict

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

because you feel like superman when a woman arches her back and screams like she has just been shot with a tazer.

I 100% endorse this message!

Posted by: Built

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

because you feel like superman when a woman arches her back and screams like she has just been shot with a tazer.

Okay, you WOULD be a fun date!

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by Built

Okay, you WOULD be a fun date!

Posted by: TrojanMan60563

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

because you feel like superman when a woman arches her back and screams like she has just been shot with a tazer.

That combined with having your ears and/or hair pulled on, or having her legs clamp down on your head like vice.... nothing hotter then having to pry a girls legs off your head so you can catch a breath! Always puts a wet smile on my face

Posted by: FinaAddict181

I agree

Posted by: Gazhole

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Originally Posted by chobby192

Why do you guys want to eat pussy when there is a thing called, 'food' available.

Strangely enough, not everything is 100% literal.

People dont actually want to get shit faced when they drink alcohol.

Kicking somebody's ass could involve no kicking whatsoever in the posterior region.

Most people who call you "pal" are really fucking angry with you.

In this case eating pussy does not refer to imbibing the female genitalia for sustenance, it in fact means to engage in cunnilingus.

THE MORE YOU KNOW.

Posted by: bio-chem

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Posted by: RasPlasch

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Originally Posted by Gazhole

I think that is the funniest post I've seen you come up with.

CAUSE KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!!!

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