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Posted by: deadbenchking

Im sure there is a topic for this already but i got a good laugh a couple weeks ago after a buddy of mine told me that jackin it too much can shrink your dick. That is the lamest fuckin myth a catholic nun could ever come up with. agree?

Posted by: danzik17

No, that's true. I've noticed that masturbation does shrink your penis by a noticeable margin. That said, the situation is easily remedied by additional doses of pornography.

Posted by: Crono1000

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Originally Posted by danzik17

No, that's true. I've noticed that masturbation does shrink your penis by a noticeable margin. That said, the situation is easily remedied by additional doses of pornography.

hah!

I see what you did there

Posted by: Gazhole

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Originally Posted by Crono1000

hah!

I see what you did there

Yeah, i heard you like to watch.

Posted by: deadbenchking

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Originally Posted by danzik17

No, that's true. I've noticed that masturbation does shrink your penis by a noticeable margin. That said, the situation is easily remedied by additional doses of pornography.

Dont get it lol

Posted by: Hoglander

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Originally Posted by deadbenchking

Dont get it lol

For erections lasting more than 4 hours contact your doctor immediately!!!

Posted by: Snarff

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Originally Posted by Hoglander

For erections lasting more than 4 hours contact your doctor immediately!!!

i'd rather see a nurse!

Posted by: Ngordyn

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Originally Posted by deadbenchking

Dont get it lol

lol try it out

beat off when ur finished watch more porn see if it regrows

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