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Posted by: david

Touchy-funny sensitive subject but I know that Kuso and Bigss have already put their two cents worth in from a previous post

Please read the Polls closely and vote. If you don't want to leave a post, that is fine, but at least VOTE!

This is Fun! I think?

Posted by: david

PS. This poll was designed to add onto Meatheads, "Taking a Dump" poll!

Posted by: coleman

refer you all to eddie murphy's stand up on 'the farting game'...funny funny shit

Posted by: scarecrow

I had to select two... Silent but Deadly and Behind Lover, she did not know...

Mochy and I were at a store and I found this old guy down an aisle all by himself bent over looking at some item. Well, I walked up near him and let this silent one go that made you pray for the sweet smell of skunk!!

As I walked away launghing quietly, others went down the aisle, looked at the guy and laughed or ran away.... I laughed harder and ducked.... BUT WAIT... NOW Mochy walks down the aisle and almost fainted. She comes running over and tells me the old guy smells like he just dropped a big shiat right in the aisle....

I couldn't hold it in and laughed myself to pieces right there as we had to move further away as the smell started to carry over towards us!! Poor guy.

Posted by: KataMaStEr

LOL I'm on the Silent Deadly! People falling over left and right! Group

Posted by: Duncan

I always ask people if they wanna hear something funny, when they say yes I let 'er rip

Posted by: Tank316

silent but deadly and dam proud of it.

Posted by: david

When I was 14 yrs. old, I was in a dept. store during christmas and I walked down the wrong aisle. (Barbie Dolls and junk) So , I let a nice slow one rip. I ducked into the next aisle. All of a sudden I saw this "priss" and her daughter walked down that aisle and heard her say, "oh look at the barbies, sweetie!" I ducked into the other aisle and then, I heard the lady gag when she got to where I let one off. She grabbed her daughter and said, "Let's get outta here, something has exploded!"

Posted by: butterfly

You left one off...

"In Front of Wife & Kids, couldn't care less that they are trapped in vehicle and forced to endure it!!!"

Posted by: Duncan

I wanna know who has performed the dutch oven manuever.

Posted by: King Penguin

Dutch Oven or Pot Boiler definitely.

Depth charge (swimming pool or bath) definitely.

Ballooner (in wet suit) definitely.

In smart restaurant (yes but not at my table)

In the lift (just before leaving) a favourite!

Posted by: david

And then , Duncan arrives performing the gruely

Posted by: david

Butterfly

Posted by: Chest Rockwell

Originally posted by Duncan
I wanna know who has performed the dutch oven manuever.

I am the North American King of the Dutch Oven manuever.

I have killed more than one girl with this move.
Naw just kidding,
I never killed anyone with it
but I did put a girl in the hospital once.
The doctor said that anymore exposure to this type of gas
would result in permanent brain damage and a loss
of her sense of smell and vision.
She is lucky she survived.

Posted by: meathead

Anybody strained so hard while lifting in the gym that one just "slips" out and people would give you dirty looks?
umm...yea, me neither!

Posted by: david

No, but Kuso and Bigss have! See thread labeled as, "Most embarrassing...that you have done in the gym"

Posted by: bigss75

Yes in my gym it is my backyard and if i want to fart i can

Posted by: kuso

I want to vote silent but deadly, but every now and then, one that you THINK will be silent RIPs the plaster off the walls and leaves you feeling

Don`t tell me this hasn`t happened to you

Posted by: bigss75

nothing like a protien fart on one of those weekend warriors

Posted by: irontime

My favorite one was on boxing day. I ended up working at the lumber mill for x-mas holidays and of course for dinner there was a lot of german food and a lot of beer. So the next day my stomach is feeling a little queasy. I ended up working with this chick and we are fairly close to each other (we have about 15 feet of working space) so I let one go silently hoping that it will be passed by unnoticed. No such luck, next thing I know she has her shirt over her nose and is running outside, shit did I laugh

Posted by: david

Originally posted by bigss75
nothing like a protien fart on one of those weekend warriors

So GRAPHIC!!!!

Posted by: david

Originally posted by irontime
My favorite one was on boxing day. I ended up working at the lumber mill for x-mas holidays and of course for dinner there was a lot of german food and a lot of beer. So the next day my stomach is feeling a little queasy. I ended up working with this chick and we are fairly close to each other (we have about 15 feet of working space) so I let one go silently hoping that it will be passed by unnoticed. No such luck, next thing I know she has her shirt over her nose and is running outside, shit did I laugh

That definitely takes the cake or CHEESE in that one!

Posted by: bigss75

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Posted by: Hungry4Knowledg

The silent ones are evil. They're deceptive. They're like little ninja assassin farts. They jump out of the shadows and kick your ass. Now when I do it, it's funny as hell

, but when someone else does it I don't really see the humour.

Posted by: Pianomahnn

Farting is like breathing. It's just part of life.

I hold nothing back.

FART FART FART FART FART

Just ask my woman.

Posted by: Leslie

OK since no woman has responded to this thread or will admit it... I will be the first to step up to the plate

YES I FART!!!!

LOL It only took three years for my to fart in front of the Boyfriend...but he still thinks I am SEXY LOL

Posted by: david

Originally posted by Leslie2196
OK since no woman has responded to this thread or will admit it... I will be the first to step up to the plate

YES I FART!!!!

LOL It only took three years for my to fart in front of the Boyfriend...but he still thinks I am SEXY LOL

Leslie,

Butterfly beat you to the punch! He He! Geeze Leslie, you could probably do a whole bunch of horrific things in front of most of us and we would all think your sexy, too!

Now, what's my prize for brown nosing ya?

Posted by: FishOrCutBait

Well... Heres my story

Before I had figured out that I was eating too much dairy protein, I would have these DISGUSTING farts, I mean, THEY BURNED, in any case, I was at my girlfriends house, and I guess I shifted how I was sitting, and an SBD escaped, she smelled it, then I pretended to "finally" smell it, and I blame it on the dog. She looks over at me, and goes, "The dog's outside..." I was so embarrassed....

Posted by: min0 lee

Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait

Well... Heres my story

Before I had figured out that I was eating too much dairy protein, I would have these DISGUSTING farts, I mean, THEY BURNED, in any case, I was at my girlfriends house, and I guess I shifted how I was sitting, and an SBD escaped, she smelled it, then I pretended to "finally" smell it, and I blame it on the dog. She looks over at me, and goes, "The dog's outside..." I was so embarrassed....

Posted by: jram

You guys are too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you have to let one go when your outside and in front of people, just look up and yell "Ducks."

Posted by: Vieope

It is ok to do that if you do a small preview first to see if it is ok to release the full content.

Posted by: maniclion

One time at the book store I felt one coming so I looked around for a spot with no one around "ah ha, the romance novels" I thought and I hurried over and let it go. It was silent and very hot so I knew it was going to be rancid so I took off the instant it started. After 2 aisles I stopped thinking I was safe but that fucker latched onto me and followed me up one aisle and down another. I could see 2 people walking towards my new aisle through the spaces in the shelves so I backed out quick and scanned for a new victim aisle. The childrens books? No, little kids will blurt out loud "SOMEONE FARTED" so I turn back towards my initial blast zone, but some lady is just now walking into it and wait, wait... that expression it's priceless! She just got a nose full of my aerosol turd, oh man I feel like a kid bringing home a fingerpainting and seeing it stuck on the fridge. Someone appreciates my art. But I have to remain anonymous, damn where will I go? Yes! Thats it, right back to ground zero, then I can put my finger under my nose and play it off like I had just arrived there and discovered the stench as well. Maybe I'll gasp or say out loud "the nerve of some people, why can't they step outside to do something like that." So I stroll over go through the "Damn something reeks" motions and walk away looking around for the culprit. I even glanced suspiciously toward that lady who got the first nose full , I know it was her, I just know it.

Posted by: Vieope

Originally Posted by maniclion

and scanned for a new victim aisle, the childrens books? No, little kids will blurt out loud "SOMEONE FARTED"

Posted by: TJ Cline

the older I get the more I do it.....and the less I care

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