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Posted by: Vieope

Things that were used during sex by you or someone else with you or other people having sex and you watching of course, not porn, real life, unless you are working with porn then you should make a separate thread. Things that were not meant to be used during sex but they were used anyway. Objects, uncommon toys, vegetables, any type of food, paper, strings..

What objects got sexy?

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Posted by: Built

A string of cultured pearls.

Use your imagination.

Posted by: Vieope

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Posted by: Moondogg

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Vieope I wish I had been around here when you posted more often. Please post more.

Posted by: IronAddict

An empty bottle of champagne and a Strawberry, on her of coarse!

Posted by: Shae2K3

My ex used the bottom of an electric toothbrush on me and thought it made a good vibrator. I didnt make any noise because I couldn't feel it. So he trys harder.

Fuckin dumbass.

Posted by: Little Wing

a lot of women use water to masturbate. tap from the tub adjusted just right, legs in the air... or the jet in a hot tub.

Posted by: Little Wing

what about an object meant for sex that you need to find another use for? i ordered anal beads ummmmm remember circumference is NOT the same as diameter

tennis anyone?

Posted by: T_man

im up for a game anytime LW!

Posted by: Vieope

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Originally Posted by Moondogg

Vieope I wish I had been around here when you posted more often. Please post more.

Hey thanks.

Posted by: shaelakita

LMAOQQQ I got some of those as a "free gift" with my order. I took one look at those and I didn't just say no....I said HELL NO!!! They have a nice home under my bed unused!!!

Posted by: T_man

Hmm Shael if you really didn't intend on using them, why are they under your bed and not in your bin

Posted by: BulkMeUp

Bunny vieope = new Bunny("Blue");

Posted by: shaelakita

LOL Good question! I guess I just threw them in there along with the rest of the "order" and so the kids don't find them! LOL ALthough, maybe my 18 year old might like them!!!! LMAO!!

Posted by: OuiSwim

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

what about an object meant for sex that you need to find another use for? i ordered anal beads ummmmm remember circumference is NOT the same as diameter

tennis anyone?

I just laughed so hard I cried.

God my girlfriend read that too and she didn't know what was so funny.
Is it only funny to the opposite sex?

Posted by: Little Wing

nope. it was funny to me too. when i opened the box and saw them if i was drinking anything it would have came out my nose.

Posted by: Blackhorse

Helped my wife the other night take a dozn peeled hard boiled eggs up her vagina. Why? Just to see if she could. Pretty awesome.

Posted by: T_man

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Helped my wife the other night take a dozn peeled hard boiled eggs up her vagina. Why? Just to see if she could. Pretty awesome.

thats..... not

Posted by: T_man

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LOL Good question! I guess I just threw them in there along with the rest of the "order" and so the kids don't find them! LOL ALthough, maybe my 18 year old might like them!!!! LMAO!!

your kids go forraging through the trash for sex toys???

Posted by: Little Wing

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Helped my wife the other night take a dozn peeled hard boiled eggs up her vagina. Why? Just to see if she could. Pretty awesome.

is your wife that latex angel chick?

Posted by: Blackhorse

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is your wife that latex angel chick?

not her, but just as adveturous

Posted by: Little Wing

not quite as adventurous i hope. the guy spits in her face while she's blowing him n shit. you can see her recoil in disgust sometimes. she tries to hide it but she doesn't like everything they do which just makes it pathetic.

Posted by: min0 lee

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Helped my wife the other night take a dozn peeled hard boiled eggs up her vagina. Why? Just to see if she could. Pretty awesome.

That's pretty awesome, do you also color and decorate them on Easter for your kids to find.
That would really be awesome. Those little tiny arms up reaching your wifes vagina....

Posted by: IronAddict

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Helped my wife the other night take a dozn peeled hard boiled eggs up her vagina. Why? Just to see if she could. Pretty awesome.

Damn, not 3 or 4, but 12!

And after the fact, did you have egg salad sandwiches for lunch?

Posted by: crazy_enough

We play with food allll the time...
and kitchen utensils... Who knew the handle from a spatula could fit so nicely...

Posted by: min0 lee

umm....care to donate your utensils?

Posted by: Blackhorse

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Damn, not 3 or 4, but 12!

And after the fact, did you have egg salad sandwiches for lunch?

She actually took six at one time - and they came out one at a time. That's what I get for saying "dare ya."

Posted by: IronAddict

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She actually took six at one time - and they came out one at a time. That's what I get for saying "dare ya."

Good man, just busting your chops a little.

She's a dare devil extraordinaire, I tell ya. Makes Evil Knieval look like a sissy boy.

You ever been to Thailand ?

Posted by: Little Wing

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Good man, just busting your chops a little.

She's a dare devil extraordinaire, I tell ya. Makes Evil Knieval look like a sissy boy.

You ever been to Thailand ?

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Posted by: crazy_enough

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umm....care to donate your utensils?

sorry, still in use... I should put em up on ebay?

Posted by: maniclion

I treat objects like women........, errrrrr....I mean I treat women like objects....

Posted by: Little Wing

Posted by: Blackhorse

Just dared my wife to take a huge ear of corn. Guess what she did. She shoved it all the way up her beautifully shaved vagina. Then with a big shit eating grin and a loud "fuck you!" she shoved a second one all the way in! She is amazing.

Posted by: CORUM

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Just dared my wife to take a huge ear of corn. Guess what she did. She shoved it all the way up her beautifully shaved vagina. Then with a big shit eating grin and a loud "fuck you!" she shoved a second one all the way in! She is amazing.

ALL BY THE POOL

Posted by: Little Wing

i think he's posting from an asylum somewhere.

Posted by: Little Wing

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what is this sport called? extreme cow-cunting?

Posted by: T_man

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i'm glad for u. I'm sure it must be great to have a wife who gets more pleasure from vegetables & eggs than from your penis

Posted by: Blackhorse

She's a lady who gets what she wants and she wants it a lot. Yesterday out by our pool I watched her lay back in a lounge chair and take an entire wine bottle! After about 10 minutes of grunting and groaning as her vagina loosened up, the entire bottle was completely inside of her! When she slid it back out we were both so excited that I just picked her up, wrapped her legs around me, and fucked her right there. Another awesome experience for us!

Posted by: IronAddict

Dude, I mean really, isn't there something else on your mind....?

Corn cobs, bottles, eggs, Antonio Banderas... I've heard of being insatiable, but this is just ridiculous.

You may wanna have a serious conversation with your pool guy, the mail man, milk man etc, etc...

Posted by: Little Wing

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Originally Posted by Blackhorse

She's a lady who gets what she wants and she wants it a lot. Yesterday out by our pool I watched her lay back in a lounge chair and take an entire wine bottle! After about 10 minutes of grunting and groaning as her vagina loosened up, the entire bottle was completely inside of her! When she slid it back out we were both so excited that I just picked her up, wrapped her legs around me, and fucked her right there. Another awesome experience for us!

there's an expression to describe this "like fucking a ten pound lard can"

Posted by: Blackhorse

She can't help it! As a true exhibitionist she will try anything. Inserting things in her vagina not only pleases her it also makes for a good show for me and others. The more outrageous the better for her. She says if you can do it then it ain't b.s. She has challenged herself many times.

Posted by: Little Wing

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Originally Posted by Blackhorse

She can't help it! As a true exhibitionist she will try anything. Inserting things in her vagina not only pleases her it also makes for a good show for me and others. The more outrageous the better for her. She says if you can do it then it ain't b.s. She has challenged herself many times.

what is the appeal of a baggy vagina?

have her stick 100 worms up there. she CAN do it so it must not be B.S.

how about a leprous detached penis?

Posted by: Blackhorse

Worms? Now that is gross. My wife is adventurous, but not gross. She can take a lot up there and still bounce back. Her vagina is extremely flexible and even after the most outrageous insertion demonstration, she is back to normal size in a short time. Trust me, I am able to have intercourse with her that results in extremely satisfying orgasms for both of us.

Posted by: Little Wing

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Originally Posted by Blackhorse

Worms? Now that is gross. My wife is adventurous, but not gross. She can take a lot up there and still bounce back. Her vagina is extremely flexible and even after the most outrageous insertion demonstration, she is back to normal size in a short time. Trust me, I am able to have intercourse with her that results in extremely satisfying orgasms for both of us.

if by normal size you mean

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then i believe you. and i have a feeling, as much as i loathe worms, i'd find your wife even grosser.

Posted by: Blackhorse

Beautiful day in LA today so I thoughtI would go home for lunnch today. To my surprise I found my lovely wife lying out by our pool nude (as she almost always is), completely shaved, and totally oiled up. And believe it or not she was fucking herself with that baseball bat of mine! I let her finish then we had a nice lunch.

Posted by: Little Wing

it's no fun to play with you anymore. you only know one song.

Posted by: CORUM

little wing i will play with you, i know....... 2 songs!!!! LOL

Posted by: Little Wing

Posted by: CORUM

Lol

Posted by: maniclion

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

there's an expression to describe this "like fucking a ten pound lard can"

"Like fucking a bucket of water" "like throwing a hotdog down a hallway" "like Evil Knievel trying to jump the grand canyon, guaranteed to hit at least one side"

Posted by: Little Wing

eavesdropping on the grown ups when they drank used to be a fine art when i was a kid and we heard some real zingers. like...

"you had to put a board across her ass to keep from falling in" :P

Posted by: Hoglander

Poop feels nice going out. Has anyone put in the freezer and put it back in?

Posted by: DiGiTaL

Why cant the real life ladies be as horny and interesting as the ladies on this forum

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