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Posted by: Little Wing

after you have sex, either with a partner or alone, how long before you want more?

age, sex, frequency?

by sex i mean male or female not like anal or oral

48
female
interested a few times a week at least.

Posted by: T_man

19, male, give me 2 hours and I can go again like a jackhammer on steroids

Posted by: Little Wing

interesting answer but i was more wondering how long after before you felt like you really needed some.

recovery time stats would look different, i think females can go more days in between without feeling such a need for release but could go again much sooner right after.

male, age 19, 2 hr recovery time

female, age 48, up to round two in 5.3 seconds

Posted by: largepkg

35, male

2 times a day on cycle. 4-5 a week off.

Posted by: Little Wing

do people not want to answer this one

Posted by: vader

Quote:

Originally Posted by largepkg

35, male

2 times a day on cycle. 4-5 a week off.

the same here except I am 38

Posted by: Little Wing

cycle.... hmmmm

Posted by: bio-chem

I'm never comfortable

Posted by: Little Wing

Posted by: KelJu

I need a release two times a day. Sometimes I still go three or four.

When I got my dick pierced I couldn't jerk it for well over a month. The amount of suffering, craziness, and lack of sleep was enormous. I would wake up in the middle of the night on pure adrenaline so horny I would have fucked a 400lb one legged bald chick with an eye patch and no teeth.

There is seriously some sort of chemical addiction that comes with masturbating everyday since I was 11. Even when I am in relationships I jerk it. It has just become habit as much as really feeling like I need to do it. Btu then again, let me not do it for more than 2 days and I can't think straight.

Posted by: Little Wing

i used to masturbate cuz i was horny. with online porn it got to be a habit and i wouldn't really be horny till after i started... i've heard the habit thing before, guys masturbating from habit more than actual horniness. but i'm thinking if you quit the habit you're going to be horny right?

Posted by: Uba

20yrs old Male

I think about sex daily but i masturbate maybe 3-4 times a week, its not a habit at all i just do it when i cant take it any longer. But I usually go a month maybe with out sex.

But when i have sex i usually go in between 2-5 rounds.

I have the option to have sex daily if i wanted to(friends with benefits) but i think since its there i just do it when i'm really feeling it.

Posted by: Little Wing

bump

Posted by: CORUM

funny story but true, well not that funny because of the sercumstances. me and my wife seperated, and well she had medical issues and it was liek 3 months before seperated since we did it. well once we seperated it was two and half months. i noticed my workouts were INSANE, i was extremely strong (for me). well we had to go out of town for a funeral, and stay in a hotel. well we did it a few times that weekend and when i came back to the gym HOLY SHIT slap my mother, i was lifting like a 12 year old punk!!! i was WEAK (compared to normal) WELL worth it though!!!

well it was funny to me but to the post

28/M/CANT GET ENOUGH!!!

so when my wife goes through her times she doesn't want any I WANT TO GO NUTS!!!

Posted by: Chubby

...eight and still counting......

Posted by: Little Wing

eight what?

Posted by: IronAddict

39, male, always ready!

Give me a call!

Posted by: juggernaut

I'm 42, and feel like a guy who gets absolutely no say in the matter....my wife likes to have her way with me. I usually get it 4-5 times a week. Not that I'm complaining.

Posted by: Shae2K3

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronAddict

39, male, always ready!

Give me a call!

Now that is somthing all single girls wanna hear!

I was with my ex the first 6 months with my ex it was like two or three times in like one hour. After that, he is horny and wants some when I am on the rag or I have to bitch at him till he gives me some.

Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronAddict

39, male, always ready!

Give me a call!

Posted by: Chubby

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shae2K3

I was with my ex the first 6 months with my ex it was like two or three times in like one hour.

Do you think men have endless supply of cum in their balls?

Posted by: Little Wing

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Originally Posted by largepkg

35, male

2 times a day on cycle.

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Originally Posted by vader

the same here except I am 38

i have a question about this cycle stuff...

would a guy be able to taste this say in his coffee

or say if your wife or gf did needlepoint in bed... how many times would you believe "sorry i poked you honey i'm so clumsy" ?

Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:

Originally Posted by chobby192

Do you think men have endless supply of cum in their balls?

are you shae's ex

Posted by: Chubby

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

are you shae's ex

Posted by: IronAddict

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shae2K3

Now that is somthing all single girls wanna hear!

Ahh, wait till you get buried!

Posted by: IronAddict

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

777- 9311, if you wanna spend the night with me !

Posted by: vader

Quote:

Originally Posted by chobby192

...eight and still counting......

is that eight years, days weeks or minutes?

Posted by: Hench

Quote:

Originally Posted by chobby192

Do you think men have endless supply of cum in their balls?

Have you ever had sex Chobby?

Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronAddict

777- 9311, if you wanna spend the night with me !

what would mrs iron addict say

Posted by: Rubes11

19/m i can go about a month before i feel the need to have sex. i crank one out at least one time a week. lately i've been having sex at least two times a week.

Posted by: IronAddict

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

what would mrs iron addict say

What she doesn't know won't hurt her.

I'm a retired Marine, should I care ! ?

If you don't say anytning, nor will I.

Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronAddict

What she doesn't know won't hurt her.

I'm a retired Marine, should I care ! ?

If you don't say anytning, nor will I.

oh they find out they alwayyyys find out.

then you'll be lookin' like your avatar only it'll be a severed penis buggin your eyes out.

the only thing more dangerous than a retired marine... is his wife.

Posted by: IronAddict

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

oh they find out they alwayyyys find out.

then you'll be lookin' like your avatar only it'll be a severed penis buggin your eyes out.

the only thing more dangerous than a retired marine... is his wife.

you've got a point there,

Or, is that mine on the top of my head!

Posted by: IronAddict

but then again, I'm stealthy....

Posted by: ClosingTime

20

On average I'll get it 2-3 times...a month. -.-'
unfortunately my girlfriend moved and I don't have any friends with benefits.

To the original question, a month is the absolute longest I can go before I start considering ANY place I can burry it.

-Trav

Posted by: T_man

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

interesting answer but i was more wondering how long after before you felt like you really needed some.

recovery time stats would look different, i think females can go more days in between without feeling such a need for release but could go again much sooner right after.

male, age 19, 2 hr recovery time

female, age 48, up to round two in 5.3 seconds

thats not recovery stats.

I'm jacked up on testosterone and really want it sometimes within 2 hours of having sex. as in a sex session

Posted by: Little Wing

niiiice. you sure you're not a 48 year old female?

Posted by: CORUM

i must be a 48 year female, cause as soon as i am done i am ready again!!

Posted by: Crono1000

jacking wise maybe 2-4 hours before I feel the need again.

sex wise usually 12-24 hours.

Posted by: Little Wing

holy crap

Posted by: RasPlasch

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

after you have sex, either with a partner or alone, how long before you want more?

age, sex, frequency?

by sex i mean male or female not like anal or oral

48
female
interested a few times a week at least.

Hmmmm
17 years old, male.

Jacking wise... longest I have gone was 10 days. And that wasn't really much of a challenge.

Sex wise I can go forever. Last time I had sex was about a year ago. And I am still comfortable. So for sex.... atleast a year.

Posted by: Crono1000

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

holy crap

wut? the 2-4 hours thing? I mean, I don't always do it every 2-4 hours, but if I'm on a jacking spree that's usually the break in between. Of course, the range increases after go 2 and 3.

Posted by: Whatsaroid?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

female, age 48, up to round two in 5.3 seconds

I think I'm in love

Anyway I'd say it depends on the person I'm with and the amount of effort put into it. Another factor is am I on cycle or off, taking a test booster or not.

But generally I'm more into doing other things with my girlfriend so I can go a week without it really bothering me. If I'm on cycle and she is willing probably every other day to every three days. I would say everyday but any girl after being with a guy on cycle will need adequate rest in between.

Masterbation wise I go ever morning and every night

Example
You ever wake up and not want to get out of bed? Well I do so I....Then that forces me to get up and shower so it helps or thats just what I tell myself not to feel like a loser. Night wise it helps me relax

Posted by: Whatsaroid?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crono1000

wut? the 2-4 hours thing? I mean, I don't always do it every 2-4 hours, but if I'm on a jacking spree that's usually the break in between. Of course, the range increases after go 2 and 3.

Funniest post so far in the year 2009

Posted by: T_man

how long i go without sex is different to how long i can stay comfortable without it!
i stay comfortable for about 2 hours and then from there to the next time it's uncomfortable

usually 2 weeks - 4 months, the latter more likely. kinda dry period in my life where there aren't many interesting girls in my college. cant wait for uni. My body is probably going to be a breeding fest of STI's

Posted by: yeksetm

I always thought I needed to bump uglies at least 3 times a week, not including jerkin the gerkin (im like a monkey constantly playing with it). Since I said to my wife that "yes we can start trying to have a kid" all she wants to do is root and now all I want is a 1 month break. Christ!! She doesn't even want foreplay or cuddling anymore.

I actually said to her the other night " how about we make love" and she fuckin quoted Tina Turners "Whats love got to do with it". Im a means to the end!!

Posted by: Whatsaroid?

Quote:

Originally Posted by yeksetm

I always thought I needed to bump uglies at least 3 times a week, not including jerkin the gerkin (im like a monkey constantly playing with it). Since I said to my wife that "yes we can start trying to have a kid" all she wants to do is root and now all I want is a 1 month break. Christ!! She doesn't even want foreplay or cuddling anymore.

I actually said to her the other night " how about we make love" and she fuckin quoted Tina Turners "Whats love got to do with it". Im a means to the end!!

Wow that was funny, this is a great thread for entertainment and getting to know your fellow members I love it.

Posted by: ZECH

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Originally Posted by Whatsaroid?

Wow that was funny, this is a great thread for entertainment and getting to know your fellow members I love it.

You ain't seen nothing yet!

Posted by: ALBOB

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Originally Posted by Whatsaroid?

Wow that was funny, this is a great thread for entertainment and getting to know your fellow members I love it.

Interesting choice of words. Would you happen to be a friend of Tall Call?

Posted by: Hoglander

When I was out of town for two weeks and very busy I jerked off on day 12 in a public bathroom just so I could keep on task with focus. That was at 43. At 45 I think I could go 2 weeks.

Posted by: Whatsaroid?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoglander

When I was out of town for two weeks and very busy I jerked off on day 12 in a public bathroom just so I could keep on task with focus. That was at 43. At 45 I think I could go 2 weeks.

When I was 19 I use to have to do that at work or I couldnt really think right at the time. I'm happy thats over haha

Posted by: CORUM

i still have that problem of not being able to think straight, my mind just gets wrapped up about one thing.

Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crono1000

jacking spree

i've actually injured myself during the female version of 1 or 2 of these sprees.

it's been so long since i had an actual sex life i think on one hand it will be more satisfying with a partner so interim time would be longer but then on the other hand it's going to be more enticing to engage in said activity which could drastically reduce down time... at least for a year or so

Posted by: Little Wing

the build up, let me just say, has been phenomenal. he better hope that thing is made of kryptonite.

Posted by: ClosingTime

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

the build up, let me just say, has been phenomenal. he better hope that thing is made of kryptonite.

O_O
The build up and the release of my girlfriend freaks me out sometimes, it's kinda scary.

Posted by: T_man

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whatsaroid?

When I was 19 I use to have to do that at work or I couldnt really think right at the time. I'm happy thats over haha

I'm doing really bad in my Psychology class

My teacher is like really really fit and I could swear she keeps lookin at me. She looks at me when she addresses the class n finds reasons to make fun of me for no reason. I love it though

She's single too!

Posted by: yeksetm

Quote:

Originally Posted by T_man

She's single too!

I had the same thing during my 1st year sociology class. She was mid 30ish,body was tight, head like a half sucked asprin (I don't discriminate) and always flirted with me, made fun of me that sort of shit.

One day in front of my buddies I approached her and asked her if she wanted to hook up later. This is how it went from there

Her " Do you drive a porsche"

Me " No"

Her " i only date MEN who drive porsches"

From that day on I decided to only dated girls younger than me, who only cared that you owned a car and were old enough to buy them and there other 17yr old friends booze.

Posted by: crazy_enough

Im currently enjoying the last remaining weeks of my 20's as Ill be 30 rather soon...

1 yr ago, I used to be able to go weeks and months without sex, a few days without masturbation... I had rather minimal sex drive, little interest in it and masturbated as it helped me to fall asleep. Mind you, my 10 yr relationship was hell and about to end.

SINCE the separation my drive has magically reappeared! lol Daily masturbation (sometimes twice, sometimes at work) and since being in a relationship again and now living with her, sex is a daily occurence and I find myself horny as fawk and wanting more within hours of sex.

Recovery time? seconds!

Posted by: IronAddict

Quote:

Originally Posted by T_man

She's single too!

What'ser name again, the one you couldn't live without !?!

YouTube Video

Posted by: yeksetm

Can totally understand the whole not wanting to shag ur missus after being with her for 10 years. my buddies and I talk about our rooting habbits with our wives and it makes me realise that im one lucky bugga!! After 9 years together my wife still fucks like a pornstar, just not as often.

The whole sex drive depletion and not wanting to choke the ckicken!!! Don't understand that. If I know I have a day off from work coming, i'll prepare by downloading some new porn, when the day arrives ill will fuckin blast my knob at least 2-4 times that day. Must say I am a bit of a porn addict.

Posted by: crazy_enough

Quote:

Originally Posted by yeksetm

Can totally understand the whole not wanting to shag ur missus after being with her for 10 years. my buddies and I talk about our rooting habbits with our wives and it makes me realise that im one lucky bugga!! After 9 years together my wife still fucks like a pornstar, just not as often.

I probably wouldnt have minded more sex even after 10 years if she hadnt been a complete bitch

Your lady is a keeper!!!

Posted by: Shae2K3

Quote:

Originally Posted by chobby192

Do you think men have endless supply of cum in their balls?

I thought so at the time.

Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shae2K3

I thought so at the time.

don't worry. they will still try when they're shooting so dry they spark

Posted by: Shae2K3

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

don't worry. they will still try when they're shooting so dry they spark

Posted by: Little Wing

Posted by: ClosingTime

Shootin' blanks isn't funny

Posted by: Little Wing

awwwww. don't worry, i never saw one catch fire.

Posted by: TrojanMan60563

29 male...would like sex daily...will give into self pleasure maybe once or twice a week. If I wait too long when I do pleasure myself its typically 2-3 times in a row to get rid of the urges. I can go much longer without it, but I think it starts to effect my moods, and I end up having so many errections in a day I can't go out in public without fear of making a scene.

But lets face it sex is something that becomes less on your mind when you have an overload of life's stresses to deal with. Even more so when you are single and deal with them alone. So I'd say your current life situation tends to change things. For me it does anyways.

Posted by: petphotos

It has been since the middle of 2008. Way too long. I am in a platonic relationship right now, and don't want to mess things up, but would sure like to get naked with some lady.

I am 67 and used to once a week or so. But have done it much more often, depending on my partner or who was interested. Have been with two ladies who say they went without for 10 years. One of them did do her ex several times during that time, but not anything regularly.

I seem to go through almost a monthly cycle about getting horny. Depends on who I am around and what is going too.
Spent a while with a lady who wanted it 3 times a night. That gets a little hard to do after a while. Might be able to with several women, but not the same one all the time.

Posted by: sprayherup

If a week goes by I'm going nuts. I'll have to text one of my hos, ugly, don't matter, I just wanna fuck.

Posted by: Silver_Back

I can go a light year without sex...

But when it comes to Shemale porn, you better bring a rain coat bitch!

Posted by: maniclion

Since I've been on a pain management routine I can go forever without really thinking about sex....you know how in trainspotting when he quits and suddenly is so horny he can't contain himself, if I forget my medicine for a whole day by the end of the day I get a chub just walking.....but honestly for the last while it's been such freedom not being a slave to sex all day, I can focus my mind on writing or reading a stay focused all day.....I've probably done my best writing as of late because of this, maybe this is why some of the best musicians/writers were heroin junkies...

Posted by: MCx2

3 years, 3 months and counting.

Posted by: GearsMcGilf

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Originally Posted by ReproMan

3 years, 3 months and counting.

YOu a priest? If so, little boys do count. Seriously though, I would be fucking insane by now, no pun intended! JFC, I don't see how you could go three years. I would've caved in and paid for it by now! Either that or I'd have jumped off a bridge!

I can easily go a month if I have to. Sometimes longer if I keep myself busy with other things and JO regularly.

Posted by: theCaptn'

I WENT 6 MONTHS LAST YEAR, JUST JO -DOES JO COUNT? IT SHOULDN'T DO . . . ...... . . . . thats better

Posted by: petphotos

Went to Vietnam for a year, right after getting married. The first day we got to see a slide show about all the ugly reasons you didn't want to go poking anything there. There were some who didn't heed this advice, but I sure did. Wasn't always easy, but necessary. Another little thing to keep in mind was that if you caught an incurable disease, you could not return to the US. This is a US law, not the military. There were those who did catch such things and were sent to Johnston Island to die and reported as MIA's.

Got to make up for the year after a safe return home. And did!

Posted by: MCx2

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Originally Posted by Roids1

Once you get over the hump (no pun intended) it's not bad. Typically I jerk off 3-5 times a week but I'll have stretches where I jerk off 2 times a day for a few weeks, then I'm better. I'm definitely not going out of my way to avoid pussy, but at the same time I refuse to bullshit some chick into thinking I give a shit about her simply to satisfy the primal urge of sticking my dick in the opposite sex. If I can find a girl that won't fall in love with me the first time I tickle her organs with my prod I'm all for it, but that rarely happens for me.

Posted by: GearsMcGilf

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReproMan

Over the hump? Good God knig, you're 29! That means you got over the hump at 26. It sounds like you just ain't been doing enough humpin. That's the problem broskie.

Posted by: MCx2

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roids1

Over the hump? Good God knig, you're 29! That means you got over the hump at 26. It sounds like you just ain't been doing enough humpin. That's the problem broskie.

By "getting over the hump" I'm referring to the first few months of not getting any. It's easy after that.

Posted by: Silver_Back

I think he called Roids old... Now Roids is going to smother you with his Massive Lats

Posted by: GearsMcGilf

Nah, he's talking about getting used to not not getting any. I couldn't get over that hump. I'd be humping something after a few months.

Posted by: sprayherup

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Originally Posted by ReproMan

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's fun bullshitting them to get what you want!

You should try it.

GICH!

Posted by: Cindy007

I see this top has many viewpoints, so here's what I'll tell ya.

Sex...as in intercourse? I can go for quite awhile without it. I'm just picky about who I do in general. I personally believe in being attracted to who I f*ck. There also has to be at least a little emotional chemistry. Otherwise, it just doesn't feel as good.

Now masterbation on the otherhand, is essential. I don't understand why so many women either won't fess up to it, or claim it just doesn't do anything for them. Are they f*cking crazy???!!! Dildo + vibrator = Instant Exstacy! My goodness, it is the one and only good thing I can count on each and every day. Every now and then I skip a day by accident, and I swear, I just not in as good of a mood.

Posted by: theCaptn'

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cindy007

I see this top has many viewpoints, so here's what I'll tell ya.

Sex...as in intercourse? I can go for quite awhile without it. I'm just picky about who I do in general. I personally believe in being attracted to who I f*ck. There also has to be at least a little emotional chemistry. Otherwise, it just doesn't feel as good.

Now masterbation on the otherhand, is essential. I don't understand why so many women either won't fess up to it, or claim it just doesn't do anything for them. Are they f*cking crazy???!!! Dildo + vibrator = Instant Exstacy! My goodness, it is the one and only good thing I can count on each and every day. Every now and then I skip a day by accident, and I swear, I just not in as good of a mood.

werd - what's the stigma? Men jack off all the time and will tell anyone who'll listen.

Posted by: sprayherup

I jerked off twice today.

Posted by: GearsMcGilf

Put me down for one round today. I may cock and reload before hitting the sack tonight.

Posted by: Perdido

I can go for about two weeks - after that she starts getting very aggressive making life for me very uncomfortable until she gets it.

Posted by: ROttolia

Probably about a week. Two at most.

Posted by: Dark Geared God

was in southwest asia ...there for over a year and 1/2 at a time didn't jackoff.
i guess people shooting at ya and thing blowing up kind of curb that ..

Posted by: Dark Geared God

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roids1

Put me down for one round today. I may cock and reload before hitting the sack tonight.

Off topic what is DRSE?
if it isn't Top secret

Posted by: Mudge

34, depends on the mood but every day is NICE. If it gets to be more than a week I start to wonder what is going on, I know women stress a bit and sometimes lose the urge so if she is staying with me and it goes more than a few days it starts to bug me. I let my fingers do the talking though so generally, I'm going to be getting it eventually

Posted by: TrojanMan60563

I think it varies, but I can say not having a girlfriend REALLY puts a cramp on sex...I spend way too much time serving myself these days.

Posted by: heavyiron

4 days when on aas.

A couple weeks off aas.

Posted by: Hoglander

When the Warden( my wife ) is holding out I'll go for about 3 weeks( no anything) just to piss myself off enough to be an asshole to her.

Posted by: Little Wing

it's been over 5 years. n it's not comfortable it sucks i hate it i miss everything. but i'm holding out for something that matters. proof i'm a woman i guess.

Posted by: Hoglander

Sorry to hear that, LW. I wish I could think of a way to make you feel better.

Posted by: Gazhole

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Originally Posted by Hoglander

Sorry to hear that, LW. I wish I could think of a way to make you feel better.

Use your head.

Posted by: DaMayor

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Originally Posted by Gazhole

Use your head.

I am a sexual camel.... give me a couple of humps and I'm good for miles and miles, lol.

Damn that's so sad.

Posted by: Little Wing

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Originally Posted by Hoglander

Sorry to hear that, LW. I wish I could think of a way to make you feel better.

Thanks. I think it's just up to me to make it very clear that I'm not waiting for tomorrow anymore. And I did, so either the waiting is over or a new life is dawning. I've been in a long distance relationship with Vanity for 5 years, waiting for him to overcome some personal problems and begin a life together "someday". We spent 3 days together in all that time. This past 8 months 2 of my ex husbands died (1 & 2) and my kids dad was in a bad motorcycle accident broke his pelvis and both shoulders. Nothing like the world pointing out there's no such thing as tomorrow. My life is today.

Posted by: Little Wing

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Originally Posted by Gazhole

Use your head.

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

holy crap, you've had some rough experiences. I wish you the best LW. I really do

Posted by: Little Wing

thank you.

Posted by: Mudge

LW I did some of the same when I was younger, and I wasted way too much of my good, young years. Fvck that!

Nobody wants to be mean, but if you cant pickup your balls in 5 years, let someone else play with em (his).

Posted by: Little Wing

i know.

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

i know.

so when a woman is in a five year drought how often does she need to take things into her own hands so to speak?

Posted by: Little Wing

have you seen the how often do you masturbate thread? sometimes i feel so sad i'm not interested and..... sometimes i can give crono1000 a run for his money. all the best things about sex are missing though... having a partner is SO much better. unless he's lousy, inhibited or just a physical or mental oaf.

Posted by: pitman

Im 43 yrs old male i need sex every two days or im watchin porno telling myself how much i love '' thee'' no sex lately seeing my wife works midnights and we have birth control my '' two yr old son '' sleeping with us .. any ideas to a shorter trip to the peach pit would be handy.. actually better than my hand y .. lol

Posted by: theCaptn'

the captain once abducted four wenches to his ship, rolled them in whale oil and had his wicked way with them for weeks on end . . . after a while he got bored, so fed them to sharks . . such a memorable occassion.

Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptRichArund

the captain once abducted four wenches to his ship, rolled them in whale oil and had his wicked way with them for weeks on end . . . after a while he got bored, so fed them to sharks . . such a memorable occassion.

was it hard to type that with one hand?

Posted by: theCaptn'

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

was it hard to type that with one hand?

the Capt is skilled in the art of LHJO, sweet wench

Posted by: Little Wing

lol.

Posted by: theCaptn'

You are always welcome to come aboard to share a plate of delicious fishsticks with the Captain, Little Wing

Posted by: Little Wing

ok but be forewarned, it didn't end so well for the last man tried to feed me to the sharks.

Posted by: pitman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

was it hard to type that with one hand?

can he walk and talk at the same time..

...lol

Posted by: FMJ

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

it's been over 5 years. n it's not comfortable it sucks i hate it i miss everything. but i'm holding out for something that matters. proof i'm a woman i guess.

5 years?!? Geez! I feel sorry for the next guy you get your "hands" on Little Wing! He's going home in a bodybag.

Posted by: theCaptn'

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

ok but be forewarned, it didn't end so well for the last man tried to feed me to the sharks.

Little Wing has the captain all wrong . . . . she would recieve an automatic promotion to 1st Mate . . .not shark biscuit

Posted by: Little Wing

that's a relief. i was worried for a bit there.

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by FMJ

5 years?!? Geez! I feel sorry for the next guy you get your "hands" on Little Wing! He's going home in a bodybag.

what a way to go!

Posted by: FMJ

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

what a way to go!

Posted by: Little Wing

too bad some men can't leave their mommy long enough to ever find out.

Posted by: bio-chem

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

too bad some men can't leave their mommy long enough to ever find out.

is that your guy's issue? damn. move on.

Posted by: FMJ

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

too bad some men can't leave their mommy long enough to ever find out.

See.. the thing about men is... we're idiots.

Posted by: Little Wing

yea.

Posted by: Captn'stabbin

i've made it a day before.

Posted by: Little Wing

lol

Posted by: MrRockstar

I'm 20, Male.
If I'm in a relationship we normally do it so much condoms get expensive,cause I dont want kids. I've went through a 2 12 packs of trojans in a week before, sounds ridiculous but we f*cked like 9 times that weekend.

As far as how long I can go w/out before I'm needing it bad.I'd say a month or a month and a half.

I had a friend with benefits for a while, she wasnt that great but hey, it got my rocks off. She got preggo with another dudes kid so its a no go now that she's showing.

Posted by: theCaptn'

condoms are cheaper than kids

Posted by: Curt James

^lol

I remember a quote by Alice Cooper in a copy of PB about 30 years, maybe 35 years ago:

"You'll never get your hand pregnant."

Posted by: T_man

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Originally Posted by FMJ

See.. the thing about men is... we're idiots.

Speak for yourself lol

Posted by: pitman

i need some pussy right now.....ohhhh mr mtr ?

Posted by: MrRockstar

They most definitely are cheaper then kids, and less inconveinient then Stds.

Posted by: Curt James

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

LOL

I was 33 and my girlfriend was 43. She was turbocharged!

Posted by: FMJ

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Originally Posted by T_man

Speak for yourself lol

lol... okay.. maybe we're not actually idiots. But most of us certainly enjoy acting like idiots!

Posted by: pitman

Im horny as hell thinking bout the good looking women on if nobody knew would you hit it forum? rrrrrrrrrrrrruf tear that pooper up !!!!

Posted by: Mudge

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uba

i masturbate maybe 3-4 times a week, its not a habit

hahaha...

Posted by: cc-10

I LHJO 2-3 times a day....After sex give me a few minutes and im ready again...the best times are when you pound her out off and on all night

Posted by: amazingmeyer

It all depends on who i have the option of having sex with if its with a kinda chubby girl i get the erge once a week but if im with a super sexy girl everyday feel it growing and need to release it!

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