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Have you ever cum on someone who didn't expect it?

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Posted by: Crono1000

Posted by: Little Wing

i voted no. so far it's the only vote

. why the survey?
did someone surprise you?

Posted by: Crono1000

Posted by: tallcall

I told you, that's what I thought you wanted!!

Posted by: Gazhole

Do you mean:

- Somebody who you were having sex with, but didn't know you were going to come on them.

- Somebody in the street who you ran up to, came on them, then ran away?

One of these is yes, the other is no. I wont tell you which one until the IronMagForum meet and greet.

Posted by: Moondogg

As soon as I saw the first three words of this thread I knew it had to be posted by Crono.

And.......no, I dont think so.

Posted by: bio-chem

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Originally Posted by Gazhole

Do you mean:

- Somebody who you were having sex with, but didn't know you were going to come on them.

- Somebody in the street who you ran up to, came on them, then ran away?

One of these is yes, the other is no. I wont tell you which one until the IronMagForum meet and greet.

you must be japanese

Posted by: AKIRA

I always said, I am going to cum, you want it in you or on you?

Posted by: IronAddict

Hahah.., You mean like the guy who was sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman in that movie theatre ?

Posted by: Whatsaroid?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

i voted no. so far it's the only vote

. why the survey?
did someone surprise you?

Haha, I voted yes

Posted by: vader

I voted yes

Posted by: Balin

Do lap dances count

Posted by: IainDaniel

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Originally Posted by Balin

Do lap dances count

That is some lap dance.... where the hell were you?

Posted by: Crono1000

why are you people making this out to be a freaking science?

you either have cranked one out in the middle of class and looked around confused like everyone else when it stuck to the teacher's glasses or you haven't

I thought about putting a "yes but we were in a sexual act at the time" and "yes and we weren't in a sexual act at the time" but I didn't figure someone would try to question the genius of my inquiry. It's so much better when there's no explanation as to why you'd so something so uncalled for and sploogy.

Posted by: Little Wing

i had someone do it to me unexpectedly during sex. i saw him as a sexual idiot after... like the dogs that get over excited n piddle on the floor. there's no redeeming yourself, especially if you hit an eye. Akira is right, ask where she wants it.

Posted by: juggernaut

down the crack or in the snatch?

Posted by: Shae2K3

This is how I roll: Granted, I hate the taste but to get me to swallow and not know I did you have to give me an orgasm worthy of knocking my ass out.

My ex succeeded 5 percent of the time of the sex sessions we had together.

Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:

Originally Posted by juggernaut

down the crack or in the snatch?

hint

Posted by: juggernaut

Posted by: vader

Quote:

Originally Posted by juggernaut

down the crack or in the snatch?

down the crack, down the crack ....yes.

or pearl necklace

Posted by: juggernaut

vader-contain the excitement please!!!! I'm gonna vomit.

Posted by: vader

sorry

Posted by: juggernaut

too late goddammit..I just blew chunks all over the dog.

Posted by: vader

glad I could be of help

Posted by: vader

hey I just made 400 post and it only took me 4 years to do it

Posted by: juggernaut

hey I just made my 4,570th post. It only took me four years. Of course, only 13 of them were actually constructive posts.

Posted by: Crono1000

Quote:

Originally Posted by juggernaut

hey I just made my 4,570th post. It only took me four years. Of course, only 13 of them were actually constructive posts.

got me beat

Posted by: Little Wing

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Originally Posted by juggernaut

pirate... eye patch...

it really hurts in the eye.

Posted by: Little Wing

on the boobs is good or the butt. never minded the taste but facials where it's dripping off a girls nose n eyebrows just looks retarded, at least aim for the tongue.

Posted by: Fezz

I love suprising people

That's the exciting part about sex.

Posted by: Fezz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

on the boobs is good or the butt. never minded the taste but facials where it's dripping off a girls nose n eyebrows just looks retarded, at least aim for the tongue.

Should ask your boy to do the cherry cheesecake for you.

Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fezz

Should ask your boy to do the cherry cheesecake for you.

Posted by: Little Wing

there's a video of a guy in japan i guess that ejaculates on unsuspecting females. i think he'd get killed in the U.S.

Posted by: Fezz

LOL kudo's to the japanese guy
prob same dude from MXC

Posted by: bio-chem

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

on the boobs is good or the butt. never minded the taste but facials where it's dripping off a girls nose n eyebrows just looks retarded, at least aim for the tongue.

you can aim?

Posted by: Little Wing

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