PSMF - Piece of Shit Mother F**ker
Yep, that's appropriate for DaMayor![]()


Yes, it's been a while since I last kept a journal....but, with all pre-diet enthusiam waning, I have the feeling that I might need input and the harrassment from my IM peers to stick with this one. PSMF. That is the dragon I will be fighting. Although I will be battling myself more than the diet. Stats? Let's just go with, "there's a lot of muscle under that fat"...Oh, okay, I'll at least give the basics.
Current weight 240
Height 5'10"
BF-Not 15%, Not 20%...'nuf said.
Yesterday's Intake
3 Poached Eggs (whole)
4 oz. tuna
6.5oz. Chicken Breast (boiled)
Protein Supp. (1 serving)
.75 cups broccoli (saute'ed/steamed)
1.5 cups shrimp
Total
1122 Calories (850minimum/1000maximum)
28.6g Fat (Reduce by 50%)
17g Carbs (20 Grams Max. per day)
189.2g Protein (160 Minimum)
I will be tweaking the diet to decrease fats and carbs, and will only consume the protein shake post-w/o.
Suppliments....
Multi Vitamin (Stresstabs advanced)
in addition to what is in the multi-V...
10g Fish Oil
1g Calcium
400mg Magnesium
25mg Zinc
Yesterday's Depletion W/O
Lat Pulls 3X8 130,140,150
Seated Rows 3x8 and 1X6 @ 180, 270, 320
Hammer Incline Press 3X8 @ 90, 180, 230. Free weights were busy, and I need to keep the pace....sorry purists.
Leg Press 3X8 @ 320(w/u), 410, 500, 590.. Stopped short, legs have been tight lately. Looks like its going to take longer than I thought to get them back.
Passed on other leg work. Hams were very tight/cramping...they NEVER do this.
We'll adjust these excercises to more basic movements, as recommended since this is a workout designed around the diet, and is supposed to be short and sweet.
Oh, apparently yesterday's depletion workout worked...because I am depleted. I expect to feel the urge to rip someone's head off by the end of the day as well....However, once I get past the "crash" I should level out.
PSMF - Piece of Shit Mother F**ker
Yep, that's appropriate for DaMayor![]()
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
I liked that program when I did it... best thing was the carb up..![]()


It's been twenty-four hours...and I haven't lost a thing! And now everybody's picking on me...Oh, I QUIT!
NOT.![]()
are you taking all the supplements that they suggest in the diet?


Yep. At least I hope I'm not missing anything.
Today...
Supps.
2 Liters H20. (so far)
Egg Substitute, 4 servings...120 cal...0fat...3.5carbs...24g protein
(I won't eat this crap again..I'll just separate the damn eggs..whew!)
Tuna (water packed)...4oz serving....132cal... 0.9 fat... 0.0 carbs...28.9 protein
Spicy Mustard, 1 tsp.....blah
B/S Salmon Fillet, 5.5oz. serving...192 cals... 6.2 fat... 0.0carbs... 31.6 protein
Romaine Lettuce, 1/2 Cup...blah
Balsamic Vinegar...5-1 tsp.....5 cals....9 carbs
So, we're talking about 460 cals, 7.5g fat, 6.7g carbs and 85.4g protein as of this afternoon. Looks like I might have some room to play around with Dinner, eh?
I'm thinking RED MEAT, baby!![]()
Last edited by DaMayor; 02-24-2010 at 01:50 PM.


Um, would somebody please call my wife and explain to her that a diet doesn't work if you DON'T STICK TO THE PLAN!
You'd think that somebody who works around trainers and fitness all day would be a little more freakin' supportive! Son of a...
So, with that out of the way, I think I'll have a lean steak and a smidgeon of cottage cheese this evening. Bon Appetite...damn it.![]()


It varies based on your LBM. I can go no lower than 844...that's not a problem. I've been focusing on the protein requirement first, and everything else pretty much falls into place...as long as I don't get slack and attack the peanut butter jar, lol.
You should check out Lyle's book(s) he writes in a style that is easy to follow for the average person, but involved enough to engage the more dietetically educated.
Sorry, Albob....No Pictures.![]()


I sometimes gain like 2 pounds after a refeed day. Consuming 650 carbs in a day, I'm sure thats water weight... but following that with 4 low carb days, you would think I would lose that 2 pounds plus some extra. But I haven't yet. Anyway, This thread is about your diet so I will highjack it no more. lol
So hows it going today? You work out today right? Interested in your energy levels, strength, etc.


Water weight is easy/quickly gained, fat is harder to lose...I've learned that it is just part of the process....and curse shows like The Biggest Loser for showing people losing 22lbs. in a week....Lyle addresses this somewhere as well, I believe.
My day? Well, I'm leveling off..the headache is almost gone (I usually get one day 2 thru day 3) Back to the gym today, although, since I'm doing a two day full-body routine right now, after today I am going to space my workouts out... say Monday and Thursday for adequate recovery.


How you feeling?
Oh, by the way, I found soups very helpful on PSMF. Also diet Jell-O.
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Well, knowing that a huge percentage of this diet is a psychological battle, I'm dealing with the irritabilty/murderous rage pretty well.
I'm not craving anything, hunger is under control, although I am finding it a little harder to control both fat and carbs...other diets aren't as much concerned about fat.
My main concern, which could be remedied with a little culinary creativity, is the boredom. I've had to work a little harder to come up with dishes I could disguise as "regular" food so my wife won't start up with that, "Oh, you can't have THAT, and you can't have THAT
" routine....and, of course, a man can only stand so much tuna.


You can puree veggies into the soup; you can puree MEAT into it, too. Really helps you stay "full".
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Today...day three of what...eighty-four? YeeHaw!!!
Food Cal. Fat Carbs Protein
4 Egg whites 68 0.2 1.0 14.3
1 Whole Egg 63 4.4 0.3 5.5
LF String Cheese(2 serv.) 120 5.0 0.0 16.0
2 Chicken Breast (9.0 oz.) 377 7.6 0.0 72.4
Protein Supp.PWO(1 serv.) 150 1.0 8.0 26.0
Chicken Breast (~4.5) 206 4.5 0.0 38.8
Daily Coffee (4 cups) ???? 129 6.0 0.0 0.0
Daily Totals 1,114cals. 28.6 Fat 9.3 Carb.s 173 Protein
Workout was primarily the same. I will get into squats next week, leg press numbers are coming back up. Not high, mind you, but improving. Same thing goes for RDL's, Rack Pulls, et al. I'm trying to stay with heavy compound stuff, as instructed by the brainiacs that be...er, are...whatever.
Lat Pulls 3X8 130 (w/u) 140,150,160
Seated Rows 3x8 and 1X8 @ 200, 290, 380, 430 x6-ish..fizzled out.
D.B. Press 3X8 @ 55,65,75 Damn weak in this area...
Leg Press 3X8 @ 410 (w/u) 500, 590, 680 x 6
Crunches

I ALREADY KNOW THAT MY SPELUNG AND GRAMUR SUCKS AZZ................EAT ME....LIFT LIKE YOU MEAN IT !!!!

now fmj...that doesn't sound like you a bit harsh isn't it ? besides in lock up you just have to be built like a shit house to get respect cause all the guards are punie or a super fat ass like you... looking to get cool attention from well built gentlemen ...ya feel me ? aww was that a put down ? you look great pink and soft...![]()
I ALREADY KNOW THAT MY SPELUNG AND GRAMUR SUCKS AZZ................EAT ME....LIFT LIKE YOU MEAN IT !!!!

sorry butty, why do and why would it be impressing people to be locked up ??? i was dumb and real young..we can pray to change places...it's the sad dumb people that would be impressed with sumones misfortunes...which one got to you fat ass or punie..did i spell punie right? your the intelligent impressed of a locked up fool ????
I ALREADY KNOW THAT MY SPELUNG AND GRAMUR SUCKS AZZ................EAT ME....LIFT LIKE YOU MEAN IT !!!!


No, you didn't spell puny right. You didn't spell buddy right and you didn't spell someone right either. And nothing you say get's to me pitstain.. I just like picking on you.
Ya feel me?
In the future, there's a little spellcheck funtion in the upper right hand corner of the reply box. Why not try it sometime?
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