Cornfed's Philosophies on Life, Love, and all that is moot...

cornfed · 04-02-2003, 10:47 AM

Well, it doesn't say that journals have to be "training journals", so here is my non-training journal. Someday I'll get this published, but I'll start compiling now...

"...The meaning of life is best explained by the way in which knowledge is analogous to a dog chasing it's tail; while one may seem to come closer to truth, one realizes that it smells of poo..."

cornfed · 04-02-2003, 10:49 AM

"...when life hands you a lemon... dump the sour-ass b*tch and quit thinking of the 'good times'..."

cornfed · 04-02-2003, 10:50 AM

"...One can be theologically sound on all Biblical matters and never have found everlasting Truth, while one can find Salvation and never understand the finer points of theological debate..."

cornfed · 04-02-2003, 10:52 AM

"...when you come to a fork in the road... ponder whether you truly desire the road less travelled for a moral conviction, or because you're a dumbass..."

cornfed · 04-02-2003, 10:53 AM

"...Is Bigomy the practice of 1 too many wives or is Monogomy such?"

cornfed · 04-02-2003, 10:56 AM

"...the means to absolute truth is often a medical issue, one easily remedied by an anal craniectomy..."

cornfed · 04-02-2003, 10:58 AM

"...are the Iluminati seekers of Truth through knowledge or are they just shining light up their asses and assuming epiphany?"

Yanick · 04-06-2003, 01:23 PM

Hmmm, those are very thought provoking...yet extremely funny at the same time

Dr. Pain · 04-06-2003, 02:49 PM

...and what happens to the "holes" when the Cheese is gone?

DP

cornfed · 04-07-2003, 10:19 AM

I'm gonna have to retract the bigomy/monogomy thing... I'm starrting to hate single life and beliefs like that aren't helping my cause

04-02-2003, 10:47 AM	#1
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	Cornfed's Philosophies on Life, Love, and all that is moot... Well, it doesn't say that journals have to be "training journals", so here is my non-training journal. Someday I'll get this published, but I'll start compiling now... "...The meaning of life is best explained by the way in which knowledge is analogous to a dog chasing it's tail; while one may seem to come closer to truth, one realizes that it smells of poo..."
	- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

04-02-2003, 10:49 AM	#2
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	"...when life hands you a lemon... dump the sour-ass b*tch and quit thinking of the 'good times'..."
	- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

04-02-2003, 10:50 AM	#3
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	"...One can be theologically sound on all Biblical matters and never have found everlasting Truth, while one can find Salvation and never understand the finer points of theological debate..."
	- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

04-02-2003, 10:52 AM	#4
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	"...when you come to a fork in the road... ponder whether you truly desire the road less travelled for a moral conviction, or because you're a dumbass..."
	- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

04-02-2003, 10:53 AM	#5
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	"...Is Bigomy the practice of 1 too many wives or is Monogomy such?"
	- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

04-02-2003, 10:56 AM	#6
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	"...the means to absolute truth is often a medical issue, one easily remedied by an anal craniectomy..."
	- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

04-02-2003, 10:58 AM	#7
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	"...are the Iluminati seekers of Truth through knowledge or are they just shining light up their asses and assuming epiphany?"
	- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

04-06-2003, 01:23 PM	#8
Yanick Amor Fati Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 3,798	Hmmm, those are very thought provoking...yet extremely funny at the same time
Yanick Amor Fati Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 3,798	"...we have to remember that training is a complicated dance of stimuli and response. Our goal is to understand how to manipulate the stimuli in order to evoke the responses we desire." -Nathan J. Polenchek

04-06-2003, 02:49 PM	#9
Dr. Pain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Get the Duct Tape...I'm Ripped Again! Posts: 11,239	...and what happens to the "holes" when the Cheese is gone? DP

04-07-2003, 10:19 AM	#10
cornfed Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: serenity now insanity later Posts: 1,802	I'm gonna have to retract the bigomy/monogomy thing... I'm starrting to hate single life and beliefs like that aren't helping my cause
	- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too." "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?" --- Zakk Wylde --- ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

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