Reply With Quote"...when life hands you a lemon... dump the sour-ass b*tch and quit thinking of the 'good times'..."
Cornfed's Philosophies on Life, Love, and all that is moot...
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04-02-2003, 10:47 AM #1Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod
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Cornfed's Philosophies on Life, Love, and all that is moot...
Well, it doesn't say that journals have to be "training journals", so here is my non-training journal. Someday I'll get this published, but I'll start compiling now...
"...The meaning of life is best explained by the way in which knowledge is analogous to a dog chasing it's tail; while one may seem to come closer to truth, one realizes that it smells of poo..."- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
"...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
--- Zakk Wylde ---
---Dimebag Darrel RIP---
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04-02-2003, 10:49 AM #2Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod
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- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
"...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
--- Zakk Wylde ---
---Dimebag Darrel RIP---
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04-02-2003, 10:50 AM #3Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod
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"...One can be theologically sound on all Biblical matters and never have found everlasting Truth, while one can find Salvation and never understand the finer points of theological debate..."
- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
"...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
--- Zakk Wylde ---
---Dimebag Darrel RIP---
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04-02-2003, 10:52 AM #4Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod
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"...when you come to a fork in the road... ponder whether you truly desire the road less travelled for a moral conviction, or because you're a dumbass..."
- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
"...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
--- Zakk Wylde ---
---Dimebag Darrel RIP---
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04-02-2003, 10:53 AM #5Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod
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"...Is Bigomy the practice of 1 too many wives or is Monogomy such?"
- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
"...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
--- Zakk Wylde ---
---Dimebag Darrel RIP---
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04-02-2003, 10:56 AM #6Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod
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"...the means to absolute truth is often a medical issue, one easily remedied by an anal craniectomy..."
- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
"...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
--- Zakk Wylde ---
---Dimebag Darrel RIP---
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04-02-2003, 10:58 AM #7Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod
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"...are the Iluminati seekers of Truth through knowledge or are they just shining light up their asses and assuming epiphany?"
- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
"...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
--- Zakk Wylde ---
---Dimebag Darrel RIP---
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04-06-2003, 01:23 PM #8Amor Fati
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Hmmm, those are very thought provoking...yet extremely funny at the same time
"The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate
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04-06-2003, 02:49 PM #9Senior Member
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...and what happens to the "holes" when the Cheese is gone?
DP
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04-07-2003, 10:19 AM #10Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod
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I'm gonna have to retract the bigomy/monogomy thing... I'm starrting to hate single life and beliefs like that aren't helping my cause
- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
"...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
--- Zakk Wylde ---
---Dimebag Darrel RIP---
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