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10-15-2003, 12:58 PM #61Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I am going through relationship issues at the moment and don't feel it appropriate to workout at this time. I haven't been eating well the last couple days either, but as soon as things settle down I will be back at in training again with a renewed vigor.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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and drag down the features of age,
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10-15-2003, 01:26 PM #62Registered User
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10-22-2003, 01:09 AM #63Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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O.k, a few dozen roses, some counseling and a puppy later, Linda(my lady) and I seem to be back on the right track on lovers lane. I will slowly begin my workouts though I won't be as strict with my diet since we found that's an issue that peeves her. We could never eat out because I didn't know how much of what I was getting. I can't get too big either because she feels threatened and turned off by muscular men which comes as a suprise to me. She likes a well toned body, but not bulky like I was aiming for.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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10-22-2003, 01:41 AM #64Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I've lost 10 pounds in the past week, stress level was high, didn't eat much and definitely wasn't hydrating properly. Plus a lot of cardio in the past 3 day's
New goals gain a little more bulk while cutting the thick layer of fat around my gut. Aiming for a version of Vin Diesel since she says she doesn't like a man with boobs, but pecs are nice just flatter not big and round, abs are now a must especially since she likes that V-taper from the hips down to the groin she says it's like an arrow pointing the way.Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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11-02-2003, 10:30 PM #65Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Hey Manic! We need an update buddy!
I'm sorry your girl doesn't like the look you were going for, but aren't you the one to decide that
I'm sure she'd change her mind when she saw you bigger and better. It all sounds a little weird to me, why wouldn't she let you go for your goals and support you??
Hang in there Manic
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11-13-2003, 11:59 AM #66Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I'm back after a couple weeks of business trips and other stuff. I took the day off yesterday and did a light full body workout just to prepare myself for a good brutalizing this weekend.
Jenny, I will get big just slowly, she is afraid I'm gonna look fat if I bulk too fast. I think she just says she doesn't like big muscles so that I will spend more time with her and not lifting or cooking all of my meals. I just told her I have to workout because it's my way of relieving stress, it was that or we would have to have sex everyday for an hour, of course she opted for the latter, damn it.Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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11-13-2003, 01:03 PM #672 Samuel 24:24 ELITE MEMBER
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Sounds like my misses..... But once i got da muscles..... now theres a different story
I catch her pervin at me sometimes 
I say "what" she says "nothin.... just lookin" 
Your pecs will end up whatever shape they end up Manc... it's not that easy to control your shape. I rekon just hit it hard and she'll love how ever you turn out.
Now convincing her about the diet.... thats a different story....
I started cooking for myself and she got the shits and took over
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11-13-2003, 09:02 PM #68Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Good to have you back lion
Tell your wife to go to the gym with you, that will be a great new way for you to spend time together!
You could see it as foreplay
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11-18-2003, 12:19 PM #69Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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11/17/03
Bi's/Tri's/Chest-
DB Curls - 3 x 12 @ 40#'s
Ovrhd Tri Ext - 3 x 12 @ 88#'s
Flat BB Bench - 195 x 8 195 x 6 195 x 5
Incline DB Press - 3 x 12 @ 55#'s
All reps done slow with full attention to form.
M1 - Black Coffee and protein bar
M2 - Lasgna
M3 - PB and WW crackers
M4 - Turkey chili w/ bowl of tortilla chips while watching the game
M5 - 1/2 cup cott. chz.Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-01-2003, 06:37 PM #70Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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O.K, new month time to buckle down and get my ass back in gear. I'm coming back full on this week with that OVT shit I started a while back it should shock me right into place.
My diet today
M1: Cinnamon roll, 2 sugar free red bulls
M2: Chicken burrito, water
That was before I decided I need a switch.
M3: Chix brst, 1/2C. b. rice, green beans
M4: shake
M5: 1/2C. Cott.chz
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-01-2003, 07:23 PM #71UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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Don't overdo it just coming back man! Good to have you back!
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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12-03-2003, 03:31 PM #73Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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OVT - Chest/Back
Bench- 170# x 5 sets x 5 reps Tempo 201 No rests btwn sets
DB flies- 40# x 5 sets x 5 reps Tempo=602 - 120 second rests
Inc. Bench - 130# x 5 sets x 5 reps, , Tempo 201 No rests
Inc Flies - 30# x 5 set x 5 reps, Tempo 602 again 120 sec. rests
Bent Rows - 80# x 5 sets x 5 reps Tempo 201 No rests btwn sets
1 arm rows - 50# x 4 sets x 5 reps, Tmpo 602 Rest=120sec
couldn't lift my arms anymore, collapsed on bench for 5 minutes exhausted yet invigorated. Felt nauseous for 30 mins afterward.
Can't wait to do it again!Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-03-2003, 06:48 PM #742 Samuel 24:24 ELITE MEMBER
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Your psyco!!!
Nice workout dude!!
Gotta love that tempo stuff.....
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12-03-2003, 06:56 PM #75Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Why thank you. Next is OVT leg day. Magic word for that day, EAT! Cause it zaps your energy quick.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-04-2003, 06:25 PM #762 Samuel 24:24 ELITE MEMBER
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Ohhh i feel for you bud....
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12-16-2003, 01:31 PM #772 Samuel 24:24 ELITE MEMBER
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Hey Manic... where'd ya go
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12-16-2003, 01:53 PM #78Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I'm here, still eating right and lifting, my journal has just gotten so redundant I neglect it out of boredom. Of course the last 2 weeks have been nuts, we had a flood at work w/ 14" of water, I've been heading the cleanup while doing my regular work, I don't leave till late, now things are finally settling down and I can whore here a little more
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-16-2003, 03:03 PM #792 Samuel 24:24 ELITE MEMBER
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Life's full of little surprises hey...
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12-16-2003, 03:10 PM #80Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I would be less pissed if it were all natures fault, but they are now claiming our area wouldn't have flooded if the city had cleaned the storm drains. I should get the mayor out here to scrape mud off of the floors.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-16-2003, 03:15 PM #812 Samuel 24:24 ELITE MEMBER
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yeah right... in ya dreams....
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01-05-2004, 06:17 PM #822 Samuel 24:24 ELITE MEMBER
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Just so everyone knows pics are due soon (some have been posted already) here IM comp midway Comparison pics and new comers Email me if you cant paste them side by side
And dont forget your stats
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03-08-2004, 01:57 PM #83Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I'll be starting a new journal titled . "Beware:Construction Zone"
An Update, for a couple month's I had my hands full cleaning up from a huge flood that destroyed half of our stock in the warehouse on top of having the worst flu I've ever had (5 days of being bed ridden followed by 3 weeks of just feeling drained) I eat well whether I am training or not so I didn't gain or lose any weight, I tried to lift a couple times a week to maintain some of my bulk of course I think I lost alot, but Linda say's I look the same just more cut. On the bright side my previously damaged knee now feels 100% so I will be able to hit my legs hard again and instead of getting up extra early to get my meals ready I got to sleep in 30 minutes every morning which led to more sex so I can't really complain can I. Let's say I was doing training of a different sort
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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