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Old 03-22-2004, 08:28 PM   #121
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Sure.... but I think you better go back to english class and learn how to spell english
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Old 03-22-2004, 08:35 PM   #122
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Old 03-22-2004, 08:54 PM   #123
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k here it is
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Old 03-22-2004, 08:54 PM   #124
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Haiku:
Worse than before

Know what Misses Brown?
I have a head ache and this
only makes it worse.

Onomatopoeia:
Tribue to the Last Samurai

Slice goes the sword through the enemy.
Ow! He yells as he falls dead.
Pow! The gun goes off, killing the last samurai.
Boom! The thunder rolls, as if telling the world of this tragedy.

Decriptive Poem
Just when you thought it was brilliant

It is smooth and sleek
shiny, almost florescent
white as the whitest star!
sometimes cold....but it always warms up
always clean, and then dirty
it is your refuge
it is your solitude
without...the world would be a scary place
oh yes...yes...precious toilet seat!

Free Verse
Cats

What is a cat?
He is a furry little animal.
He is not independent, lazy, or dim-witted.
He is loving, playful, and clever.
He does not waste his time chasing his tail.
He has better things to do.
He does not eat everything that is on the floor.
He has manners.
He is a friend.
He is a gift.
He keeps you company when you are lonely.
He hides under the covers with you, when you are scared.
He purrs when he is happy.
He is a cat.

Free verse #2
Osama and Saddam

Saddam and Osama,
Hussein and Bin Ladden
So let me take a step back and get this straight
They hit us first, we didnt wait
We sent out troops to search and destroy
Wars are not something for anyone to enjoy
Osama and Saddam
two scary terrorist ready fight
yet they hide in caves and holes, wait a sec...that aint right
we were decisive and quick
they had guns but not wit
Who were they to attack us?
Hussein and Bin Ladden
ill tell you who they are
miserable fools
who use their people like tools
to get what they want...
We did our job..Bin ladden is dead
search out the dessert you'll find his head.
But now we have a decision, put saddam to death, or in a prison
I say we put him in prison
death is an easy way out for him
besides i hear Big Bubba needs some company...
in cell block 9 he gets so lonely....
Let's see who is next?
ahh thats right Castro is on the list...
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Old 03-22-2004, 09:03 PM   #125
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Hey thats some good stuff you wrote there,Especialy the one about the toilet seat.
Hopefully your teacher gave you an A cause thats pretty creative.
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Old 03-22-2004, 09:09 PM   #126
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thanks man

yea it all took me a rounded time of an hour...lol
now i gotta put that and a bunch of other shit into this lil portfolio thing i gotta make...and its freaking 10:00 here...
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Old 03-22-2004, 09:09 PM   #127
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oh and then i gotta do a Spanish project! WHAT FUN
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Old 03-22-2004, 09:27 PM   #128
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School...Those were the days.Well you better get busy and have fun.....Adios Amigo
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Old 03-22-2004, 09:28 PM   #129
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ill finish by 12
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Old 03-22-2004, 09:46 PM   #130
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What grade are you in, 10? Or 11?
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Old 03-22-2004, 10:03 PM   #131
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See ya tomorrow Cat, Don't fall a sleep doing your project
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Old 03-22-2004, 10:22 PM   #132
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What grade are you in, 10? Or 11?
10...what grade you in cutie?
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Old 03-22-2004, 10:23 PM   #133
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See ya tomorrow Cat, Don't fall a sleep doing your project
lol since i have head ache and all i went to lay down in room and i was so close to sleeping but then my mind started playing tricks on me...kinda scary

i saw a woman walk into kitchen...and heard like wind pants brushing up together then i went in there and no one there
scary shit...ill put all this together in the morning
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Old 03-23-2004, 06:40 AM   #134
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lol since i have head ache and all i went to lay down in room and i was so close to sleeping but then my mind started playing tricks on me...kinda scary
It's called sleep deprivation
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Was she a hottie
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scary shit...ill put all this together in the morning
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Old 03-23-2004, 07:49 AM   #135
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Old 03-23-2004, 05:14 PM   #136
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It's called sleep deprivation
Was she a hottieGood luck
no it couldnt be...ive gone like 38 hours w/ out sleep
nothing like that happened
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Old 03-23-2004, 05:16 PM   #137
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look who's talking, goofball!
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Old 03-23-2004, 05:32 PM   #138
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You should use "swish" goes the sword through the air as it splits his enemies flesh with a sickening "squish"



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Old 03-23-2004, 05:36 PM   #139
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lol sorry too late, turned shit in today

lOl there were so many people who stayed up to like 3 yesterday...

Omfg it was insane all the people scrambling to get it done
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Old 03-23-2004, 05:43 PM   #140
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Old 03-23-2004, 05:45 PM   #141
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Hey Pussy
How was the day in that war called high school ?



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Old 03-23-2004, 05:47 PM   #142
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i guess it was a pretty avg day big V

glad you decided to show up for my journal

Have a nice stay and be sure to come back
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Hey Pussy
How was the day in that war called high school ?
If you are what you eat, then i guess im a Pussy
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Old 03-23-2004, 05:50 PM   #144
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i guess it was a pretty avg day big V

glad you decided to show up for my journal

Have a nice stay and be sure to come back
I didnīt know it was up. I just saw it now. Unusual place for it, isnīt it ?



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If you are what you eat, then i guess im a Pussy
I donīt get the joke but it is ok Pussy.



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Old 03-23-2004, 06:43 PM   #146
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I didnīt know it was up. I just saw it now. Unusual place for it, isnīt it ?
lol its not even a real journal
jlb made it so i would whore here...lol
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Old 03-23-2004, 07:05 PM   #147
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not to be meen to you in your own whoreing thread but shit man I havent seen the movie yet

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Ow! He yells as he falls dead.
Pow! The gun goes off, killing the last samurai.
Boom! The thunder rolls, as if telling the world of this tragedy.



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Old 03-23-2004, 10:39 PM   #148
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Hey CAT,Where you at?
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Old 03-24-2004, 09:01 AM   #149
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sorry spitfire...lol

super i had to go to bed early last night

having hard days
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