Var

They're pics of me in my spandex Wolverine outfit. I thought those were the ones u wanted to see?

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

Damn it Var, everything you touch.........just look at Iain.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

P-funk

good form

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-Buddha's Little Instruction Book

IainDaniel

Shuddap!!

Now Patrick you don't want to become apart of this do you?

Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.

Michael Jordan

BritChick

No... I think those were the ones I wanted to see!

MaxMirkin

Don't you have any in your spandex Storm outfit? Your leather Xena dress? Your missing butt-flap "Iain" pants?

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

Var

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

Here's one of the first. Not very good, if I do say so myself. Wrote it to a soon-to-be-Ex. Was to pissed at the time to put in much effort. (Plus I think I stole some lines from Metallica )



I Don't Care

I really don't care what you think,
And, yes, I'm gonna have that drink.
I don't care what you say to me,
You don't control me, I am free.

You think you know all that there is,
But, trust me, hearing you's no bliss.
Your world is like an empty shell,
You'd steal my soul to make it well.

What right have you to force my thoughts,
You think your kindness has me bought.
My life is mine, and this I say,
I'll have that drink now, anyway.

I'll do the things that make you cringe,
I'll have a thousand drinks, I'll binge.
I don't care what you say or do,
I am a drunk, and so are you.

Your drink of choice is not like mine,
You drink my blood, you bend my spine.
But, I am free, as of this day.
Begone my pain, you'll fade away.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

MaxMirkin

True Love

Your eyes, like stars, portray a light of shining boundless beauty,
Your hair, like fire, stirs inside me passion without end,
You are my love, my life, my heart, my one true sacred duty,
To lose you is to lose my soul, and never would I mend.

The sound that fills my mind each night feels like a jolting shock,
It is the sound of beating hearts, together, yours and mine,
I know my love will never end, though others laugh and mock,
You are my one and only God, eternaly devine.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

MaxMirkin

Entry #-infinity x 2

Having established myself here, on IM, I find all too often that I'm fielding questions from those who admire and/or find me sexually irresistible. (Wish it was more women. ) The questions are as numerous as the categories are varied, but in general they fall into several big ones: "Why did you write that about my mother?", "Why did you sleep with my mother?", "Why did you write that about my father?", "Why did you sleep with.....", anyway you get the point.

Now, the situation at my gym has become very similar, lately. What follows, is a brief list of the common questions I get asked, my response, and whether or not that response got me my ass beaten. (Keep in mind that I'm dealing with weight lifters and bodybuilders here, so the questions range from the merely idiotic all the way to "Gee, I'm in the same Junior High class as Var." )

Q: Why for you is so puny? (This is a fairly accurate representation of their grammar skills.)
A: Me no no. (I went to Brooklyn College! )
Result: Ass not beaten. In fact, my grammar being even worse then theirs, lowered their guard and got me accepted!

Q: Why you no do lunges?
A: Lunges are for women & sexually-confused Rhode Islanders.
R: Ass slightly beaten. But after much consideration (i.e. grunting and snorting) they ended up agreeing with me, and even promised to help me "re-decorate" Var's truck, when he visits.

Q: Why for you rest for 30 minutes between sets of 3lb dumbell curls?
A: I belong to IM forums, where many wise people have injured themselves many, many times. There I learned that over-training is the worst sin there is! (Worse even then doing lunges!) And I wouldn't want anything to happen to these mighty, 11-inch pythons.
R: Several minutes of grunting and snorting ensued, following which I got my ass beaten.

Q: Do you think I'm sexy?
A: No sir, and this shower only has room for one!
R: ...........


So, if anyone has any questions, fire away! I'll answer them to the best of my Var-insulting ability.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

MaxMirkin

My girl's birthday is coming up next week, so I 've decided to get her what she's been begging me for all year.........sex. (I'm just not to sure what she meant by the "....with someone else" part. )

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

IainDaniel

I would be happy to volunteer. If anything it would make you look good

Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.

Michael Jordan

MaxMirkin

I thank you for your selfless offer Iain, but she's only allowed to have sex with other men if I kill her first. However, if any women were to volunteer.......well, then we could make it an early birthday present for me.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

MaxMirkin

So no one has questions for me?.......Well, screw you all then.
...I'll just ask myself questions.



Dear Max,

What is the secret behind your success with the ladies? How can I be more like you?

-Gene Simmons

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

kvyd

Dear Max,

Whats your favorite cut of meat?

Kevin


"If you eat alot and workout hard and consistantly you will make good gains"

MaxMirkin

Well Gene, the secret is actually a special technique, which I have perfected after years and years of practice. It's called, "Not Showering". That's right Gene, apparently women hate that whole, gay, "clean" smell. Nothing turns the ladies on like the musky, unmistakable scent of unwashed male ass. (This is especially true of Canadian women, cause they've spent their whole lives around some of the smelliest MoFos in the world. )

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

P-funk

max....slowly rising up the ranks to being one of my top heros n this world.

http://pwtraining.blogspot.com/.....come and see what is on my mind!

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"In the beginners mind there are many possibilities, in the experts there are few."
-Buddha's Little Instruction Book

MaxMirkin

Dear kvyd,

Did you mean that in a sexual way, or not?
Either way, the answer is breast.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

IainDaniel

Chicken isn't Meat Mr. Fag

Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.

Michael Jordan

kvyd

hah, I meant in a food manner.

Kevin


"If you eat alot and workout hard and consistantly you will make good gains"

IainDaniel

Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.

Michael Jordan

kvyd

Its ture isnt it Iain?

Kevin


"If you eat alot and workout hard and consistantly you will make good gains"

MaxMirkin

Flattery won't keep you from getting insulted!
Helping me return Var's truck to it's original state (that of a toaster), might.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.