MaxMirkin

Entry #......

Today is shoulder day.
Guess I'll start w/ 3 sets of military presses
then 3 sets of seated rear delt raises
& conclude w/ 3 sets of shrugs.

Then 3 sets of 1-foot calf raises & 3 more of reverse calf raises.

If I live through all that, I'll do some ab work too.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

kvyd

Dont hurt yourself Arnold.

Kevin


"If you eat alot and workout hard and consistantly you will make good gains"

MaxMirkin

Arnold can kiss my ass! At least I can pronounce "California".

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

Might be time to take the skirt off and put your big boy pants on!

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

Gee, you must be a breath of fresh air for that poor sucke.....I mean client at 6am. Imagine having to face this sort of abuse (as if the sight of Var wasn't abusive enough) that early in the morning. And they pay for this previlige?

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

Just playin', Max. Dont get your panties ruffled.

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

.............leave my panties out of this............as a trainer you're a CVS employee.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

I have no idea what that means?

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

Me neither.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

Hmmm...I work for CVS...and I'm a Personal Trainer...still dont get your point.

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

It's a saying. (One I managed to thoroughly fuck up.) Translation - don't quit your night job.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

Gotcha! Thought for a second that youre someone I know and just fucking with me.

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

I knew you were a CVS employee. You mentioned it (and we all laughed about the fact) on some other thread. It just stuck with me because so few people would admit something so embaressing.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

I dont work in a store, dumbass!

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

Anyway, I'm just kidding around. Good luck with the whole training bit.
Give them hell.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

Fuck you asshole!

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

Var

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

I know, that kind of work has at least some redeeming qualities.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

MaxMirkin

Anyway, I'm out! Catch ya later.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

Later bro!

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

Entry #sad

Today is truly a dark day in Diarrhea land. For today (thanks to those fuckers who call themselves my downstairs neighbors) I will be joining a gym. You might ask, "what's so sad about that?" Well, fuck you for asking such a private question!

The sad part is that the only gym near me is a Ba.......Bal......*sob*.....Ballys!!!
I should probably just show up with lubricant in hand.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

MaxMirkin

The alternative was Lucille Roberts, but they were very rude. Not only was I not allowed to join, but I was to leave immediately & not touch anybody else on the way out.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

Sure, laugh away at my misery.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

MaxMirkin

Today is leg day, so I'll start with........hard liquor.

Followed by:
Squats - 3 sets
SLDL - 3 more
Lunges (blah ) - 3

Followed by - extremely funny looks from people who see me walk.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

Love the details.

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

Crap, I'm hearing nothing but horror stories about Ballys. Fuck fuck Fuck!!! Just what I need now.

Maybe I should just join the local Y........

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

I worked out at a Y for years. I'd take that over Bally's if the Y's gym is decent enough.

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli