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Old 08-05-2004, 05:48 PM   #61
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Funny that you were drawn to such a faggy thread, Iain. Something u want to tell us? We wont judge.



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Old 08-06-2004, 11:43 AM   #62
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Aren't Canadians fags by default.



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Old 08-06-2004, 11:59 AM   #63
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I'm joining Gold's gym!!! It's a bit out of the way, but fuck it! At least I'm not going to Balys. (It's filled with too many "Iain" types. Not that there's anything wrong with that. )

I'm signing up for 6 months, today. Would sign up for more, but am moving around that time.

That means no more gay-ass home workouts on my non-existing equipment! And those fucking neighbors will finally shut up (at least about that).

Homo update - Making so many posts here has taken it's toll. Gayness up by a good 4%. On the other hand, joining Gold's gym has qualified me for a 10% reduction! So the net total = -3% gay!!! (Or about 300% beneath the "Iain Threshold" ).



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Old 08-06-2004, 12:12 PM   #64
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So I am not really gay at all according to your math. And WTF you doing beneath me

But I am still suspect about Var

At least you found a real gym. I would never be found dead in Bally's



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Old 08-06-2004, 12:34 PM   #65
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Ballys was just really, really close

And we're all suspect about Var.



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Old 08-06-2004, 12:47 PM   #66
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does that mean you live in a Gay district?



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Old 08-06-2004, 01:03 PM   #67
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Yes.......Brooklyn.

I forget that you're from Canada (that's a complement ) you probably have no idea what Brooklyn is.



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Old 08-06-2004, 01:10 PM   #68
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Hey I am just impressed as an american you haven't said Hey I know somebody in Canada, his/her name is Whatever? Do you know them



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Old 08-06-2004, 01:16 PM   #69
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How can you know anybody, when you're all living in what's pretty much one, huge wilderness. Plus half of you are Frenchy wannabes, bow your head in shame!



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Old 08-06-2004, 01:17 PM   #70
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But it's all good, cause you got those hot dogs....



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Old 08-06-2004, 01:29 PM   #71
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And Beer. Don't forget the Beer.



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Old 08-06-2004, 01:53 PM   #72
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I'm a Heineken man.



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Old 08-06-2004, 02:08 PM   #73
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That's alright That and Corona is all I drink



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Old 08-06-2004, 02:13 PM   #74
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What, no Molsen?



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Old 08-06-2004, 02:17 PM   #75
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Nah, only on ocassion from draft. There are better brewers.

But Hieneken and Corona



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Old 08-06-2004, 02:17 PM   #76
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What you don't drink Sam Adams?



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Old 08-06-2004, 02:18 PM   #77
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I second that.



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Old 08-06-2004, 02:21 PM   #78
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I don't know all american beers I have tried either taste really watery a la bud, or like shit a la sam adams



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Old 08-06-2004, 02:24 PM   #79
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I've said it before, I'll say it again...All Canada is good for is beer and strippers.

I had a beer up there one time that I NEED to bring back with me next time. Something like La Mode Da "something". Fuckin frenchy wanna-be's make some potent beer.



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I still think best beer is European. Though I hardly tried any Canadian ones.
I'm more of a Vodka drinker anyway. Beer is just an appetizer.



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Old 08-06-2004, 02:29 PM   #81
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La fin du monde - the end of the world.

9% alcohol.



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Old 08-06-2004, 02:29 PM   #82
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Crown Royal and Ginger :yummy:



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Old 08-06-2004, 02:36 PM   #83
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La fin du monde - the end of the world.

9% alcohol.
Thats it! Thats it!!! I need more of that stuff!!!



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Another 40 minutes and I'm out of here.....and straight into my new gym!!!!! I'm actually excited about that........wonder if I'm coming down with something.



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Old 08-06-2004, 03:34 PM   #87
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I haven't annoyed anyone with my poetry, lately. That must be corrected....



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Birdie

A man was walking down the stairs,
Not knowing or suspecting,
An evil culprit, in the air,
Was harm, his way, directing.

The rat with wings took deadly aim,
It's fearsome cannon steady,
God, how it loved to play this game,
With amo wet and ready.

If it had lips, the bird would smile,
It's mighty missile fired,
With one last squawk, for added style,
It happily retired.

The lesson taught us by the dove,
One you'll absorb, I'm hoping,
No matter what you hear above,
Don't look with mouth wide open.



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