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Old 08-06-2004, 03:51 PM   #91
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Autumn

Translucent light that permiates the sky,
It lacks in substance but makes up in style,
Such fragile feelings on this brightness die,
They crash on winds without inherent guile,
In seeking and in finding they will burn,
Forever after, the enchantment shall be shattered,
And in this forlorn gale the ashes turn,
With summer's final gasps, on lost love's door they batter.



The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
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Old 08-06-2004, 04:15 PM   #92
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You're actually good!



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hey max, just droppin in to see how that diarrhea is coming along

ttyl man
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Old 08-06-2004, 09:29 PM   #94
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Autumn

Translucent light that permiates the sky,
It lacks in substance but makes up in style,
Such fragile feelings on this brightness die,
They crash on winds without inherent guile,
In seeking and in finding they will burn,
Forever after, the enchantment shall be shattered,
And in this forlorn gale the ashes turn,
With summer's final gasps, on lost love's door they batter.

My brother's poems have been printed in pretty well known poetry books

I cant make poems though
cuz if it doesnt sound just like i want it too, i spend hours on it and eventually get burned out and pissed off
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Old 08-09-2004, 12:21 PM   #95
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hey max, just droppin in to see how that diarrhea is coming along

ttyl man
Welcome my friend to Diarrhea Land, the shittiest place in IM.



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Old 08-09-2004, 12:28 PM   #96
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My brother's poems have been printed in pretty well known poetry books

I cant make poems though
cuz if it doesnt sound just like i want it too, i spend hours on it and eventually get burned out and pissed off
I don't know man, I've never found them to be too tough. Maybe you're too much of a perfectionist?

I usually just think of a topic I want to abuse, and then come up with some words that rhyme.

It also helps if I'm bored and/or pissed and/or depressed. (The best ones come out when it's all three.) I've been pretty happy lately, so the poems have become somewhat rare. Besides, now when I'm bored at work (every day) I just whore it up in here.



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Old 08-09-2004, 12:41 PM   #97
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Entry #fucking happy!

My new gym kicks ass!!! It's like a million times better then working out at home. I went friday & saturday, and it was awesome. I actually missed it on Sunday (rest day).

It's great. Very relaxed atmosphere, not crowded, no annoyingly pushy trainers (read: Var ).

The lockeroom is a bit nasty, but what's a little (well, not so little) pubic hair, on gum stuck to inside of lockers, between friends? (They'll get used to it..... )

The best part (besides all the cool, shiny, new equipment for me to play with) is there's no interruptions from annoying family and retarded neighbors!!!! (They were never thrilled with the negative portion of my deadlift, and the minor dents it caused in their ceiling. )



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Old 08-09-2004, 02:18 PM   #98
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This one is a bit angry & offensive (& retarded, but what do you want I wasn't exactly........clear-headed for most of the 8 years I spent pursuing a bachelors degree )

Disclaimer: I am NOT the guy in the poem.

Without further ado............



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Old 08-09-2004, 02:19 PM   #99
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.............Wait for it.................



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Old 08-09-2004, 02:19 PM   #100
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............Almost there.................



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Old 08-09-2004, 02:20 PM   #101
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....................What was I doing?.....................



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Old 08-09-2004, 02:20 PM   #102
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...................Oh, right! The poem:



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Old 08-09-2004, 02:21 PM   #103
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Mind & Body

Why is this girl so god-damn confusing,
She wants what I want, yet she keeps on refusing.
She cooly rejects my most earnest advances,
Though I know that inside her heart's doing dances.

She wants me, that much I can read in her eyes,
And yet, once again, all she says is good bye.
I ask her politely, I ask with some class,
But, her answers imply that I must be an ass.

I've finally reached my emotional limit,
The bitch must now pay, she can keep her damn spirit.
She screams and she pleads, but she knows it's too late,
Her mouth I will shut, for its now time to mate.

I rip off her clothes, and force her to kneel,
The whore fucked with my mind, now I'll fuck her for real.
It doesn't last long, but she'll remember forever,
Next time she'll behave in a more pleasing manner.



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good one.



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Old 08-09-2004, 02:40 PM   #105
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thanx
It's inspired by.............alcohol



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Old 08-09-2004, 04:06 PM   #106
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Seven

Seven candles burning brightly,
Seven mothers will soon weep,
Seven lifes are taken lightly,
Seven bodies burried deep.

Seven souls which I've extinguished,
Seven screams that were not heard,
Seven futures were relinquished,
Seven hearts from which blood poured.

Seven times that I have had to,
Seven days I've felt the hate,
Never speak of what I tell you,
Or I'll make you number eight.



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Mind & Body

Why is this girl so god-damn confusing,
She wants what I want, yet she keeps on refusing.
She cooly rejects my most earnest advances,
Though I know that inside her heart's doing dances.

She wants me, that much I can read in her eyes,
And yet, once again, all she says is good bye.
I ask her politely, I ask with some class,
But, her answers imply that I must be an ass.

I've finally reached my emotional limit,
The bitch must now pay, she can keep her damn spirit.
She screams and she pleads, but she knows it's too late,
Her mouth I will shut, for its now time to mate.

I rip off her clothes, and force her to kneel,
The whore fucked with my mind, now I'll fuck her for real.
It doesn't last long, but she'll remember forever,
Next time she'll behave in a more pleasing manner.
LOL, poor j'bo
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Old 08-09-2004, 08:17 PM   #108
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Seven

Seven candles burning brightly,
Seven mothers will soon weep,
Seven lifes are taken lightly,
Seven bodies burried deep.

Seven souls which I've extinguished,
Seven screams that were not heard,
Seven futures were relinquished,
Seven hearts from which blood poured.

Seven times that I have had to,
Seven days I've felt the hate,
Never speak of what I tell you,
Or I'll make you number eight.
nice
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Old 08-10-2004, 09:58 AM   #109
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Thanks. I wrote that one for my girl on Valentine's day.



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Thanks. I wrote that one for my girl on Valentine's day.

Dude I thought Var and myself came to the conclusion that you are..... gay.



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Var and myself came
How nice for both of you. While i don't usually approve of such a lifestyle, in your case I don't really see any alternative. Just promise, when the time comes, that you'll invite me to your civil union.

P.S. Remember kvyd, Var may have the physique of a little girl right now but he'll try to bulk up eventually and then he might want to be the "man" in your relationship.




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I may like Vars physique because it reminds me of a little girl but im hoping he bulks up so he can dominate me.




Mans that kinda weird.



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Old 08-10-2004, 12:45 PM   #113
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And yet you find it hot, don't ya?
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Old 08-10-2004, 12:50 PM   #114
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Sick fuckers. May have to have Prince compare Max and Asspirates IP's, too.



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Hey, you're the one whose all hung up on this Asspirate guy. How do we know it's not really you?

Sure, sure. You just happen to be the one who "uncovers" his big secret. Very convenient.........



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Old 08-10-2004, 01:03 PM   #116
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I think he's funny and very intelligent, even though he makes himself seem like a moron. As far as me being Asspirate, feel free to have a mod check it out. Funk could probably do it. I only have one screenname.



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Old 08-10-2004, 01:05 PM   #117
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I don't really think you're asspirate.

As for him being intelligent, the jury is still out on that one.



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