IainDaniel

Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.

Michael Jordan

IainDaniel

Somebody is slacking with there Journal.

Entry # whofuckingknowswhatthismeans.

Max gets taken for a ride in the shower by the local bodybuilding crew at his new gym for initiation. They said he passed with flying colours, he didn't scream once.

Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.

Michael Jordan

MaxMirkin

He screamed plenty........I mean, what the fuck are you talking about!!!

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

MaxMirkin

Damn foreigners.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

Bump. WTF Max??? I'm waiting for my daily entertainment. Pressures on!

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

What, you think I can just come up with this stuff at the drop of a hat? Don't you realize it takes hours of scouring the web for some obscure site that won't give a crap if I steal their cheesy jokes and pass them off as my own?

Plus, what if I actually have some work to do? Huh? Ever think about that?.........All right, that is a bit far-fetched.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

Sorry, man. I assumed you had a job like me and just surfed the web all day. Maybe I could find you some sites to rip off material. That'll save u time.

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

Entry #googleplex

Last night at the gym, I watched some kind of aerobics class. As I was staring at those tight, young butts a realization came upon me........the women's class wasn't starting for another hour.

I laughed.......then I cried......then I threw up.......then I realized that I just lost precious protein, and quickly sucked it all back up before it cooled (nothing worse then cold vomit ).

So, how was your day?

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

MaxMirkin

Ideally I'm supposed to be writing code, but I just don't feel like it.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

Thats more like it

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

Well, I'm off. Gonna go see AvP, even though it sucks major ass.
Have a good one.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

Geek! You programmers may be paid well, but you're a bunch of FREAKS!

Can you loan me some cash???

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

I'm not a particualrly well-paid geek. (so-so)

If anything, I should be asking you for a damn loan, Mr. PT

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

MaxMirkin

Entry #4

My first full week at the gym was fuckin awesome. The yoga, aerobics, and generally all "bending-over" type classes are great! (to watch )

The cardio equipment is all very shiny & sleek. (Unlike the fat asses that pretend to use it. )

The weight room is just incredible. Every cool piece of equipment (which I have absolutely no idea how to use ) is standing there for your enjoyment. I love the free weights. It's all olympic ones, not the cheap Modell's crap I had at home. Just a great, all-around atmosphere. You can tell, people are there for one reason and one reason only......to annoy the fuck out of us with their never-ending offers of training. But still a really fun place, and I'm considering actually going into the weight room this week.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

MaxMirkin

I wonder if I should use this journal to bitch about my personal life......cause it's been so professional up till now, I wouldn't want to spoil it.........fuck it.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

IainDaniel

Bitch away like the Bitch you are

Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.

Michael Jordan

MaxMirkin

Well, when you put it so sweetly......

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

IainDaniel

Hey that is what I am here for. Any time you need a slap up the side of the head, just come a knockin'

Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.

Michael Jordan

MaxMirkin

I hate weddings...........especially when they're my own. There's a truly retarded concept.

Here you have two very different families, who'd normally have nothing to do with each other........except I happen to be shtuping their little girl.

My peoples are fairly F'd up, but hers aren't exactly a picnic either. And that's by themselves. When you put the two hordes together.....

I'll get into more detail in further posts. For now, suffice it to say, I might not make it to January.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

MaxMirkin

Yesterday had a killer back (& chest) workout. Hit a new personal record on deads. Was feeling real good about that till some little grandma cut in between my sets and w/out changing the weight started curling the bar.......

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

Why do I hate weddings in general, and my own in particular? Well, if you need to ask me that question you are either 1)gay, 2)a woman, or 3)Iain (a combination of 1 and 2).

A wedding is basically a contest, between the two sets of relatives, to see which side can annoy the shit out of me most during the course of one evening.

What is the purpose of a wedding? Stumped? That's because it's only real purpose is to waste a butt-load of money. You can just as easily get eloped. It's all symbolism (i.e. bullshit). Who cares? The important thing is that, in the end, you are with the person that you love (Or, in Iain's case - the person who somehow tolerates your good-for-nothin', Canadian ass. ).

So why have one at all? Well, to answer we have to look at the cost/benefit ratio. It goes something like this - (Cost of nightma...wedding + emotional pain caused by proximity of all the mutants from two uniquely fucked up clans)/Presents!!!!!!!!!! (And by presents I obviously mean Cash, not whatever crap these rejects happened to find on sale the night before.)
Since we (me and the love of my groi......heart ) aren't paying for shit, and we are gonna collect all the presents, I'm willing to put up with the emotional pain involved. (But I don't have to be happy about it! )

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

MaxMirkin

Yesterday had a decent shoulder day. (i.e. They're still attached.)

Today will be abusing my legs. They have grown nicely, but are still being overshadowed by my titanic "Fifth Limb".

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

IainDaniel

Your gut is that big that you consider it a limb now?

Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.

Michael Jordan

MaxMirkin

Go jump in a pool.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

IainDaniel

Been there done that.

It is amazing the technology they have in the Greek Penal system, me sitting here online and all.

Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.

Michael Jordan

MaxMirkin

Wait till they introduce you to a few other features of the Greek Penal system. You won't be sitting anywhere, for a while.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

MaxMirkin