MaxMirkin

Hmmmmmmm...................

What do I put now?

Oh right! I should explain what I'll be writing down in this journal.......but if it's my journal that I am writing to me, why should I explain anything? Screw you, self, I don't owe you any explanations!


Damn, already getting side tracked.........wtf was i talking about

Riiiiiight, this thing. 'kay, guess I'll just post random thoughts here. Maybe I should put down some of my workouts? Naaaah, no need to create any more humor at my expense.

Thus concludes my first diary entry ever. (And I only feel slightly more gay then when I started. )

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

MaxMirkin

Entry #2:
Dear Diary, today I got my first period.........I mean NO!
That was wrong. This place is evil.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

I can tell I'm gonna look forward to reading this one every day! Good luck!

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

kvyd

This is going to be one im gonna stay "on top of".

Kevin


"If you eat alot and workout hard and consistantly you will make good gains"

MaxMirkin

Why are people writing things in my diary? Is nothing sacred anymore?

Oh well

Hey Var, how's it hanging?

Not sure what I'll be doing with this journal yet, so for now it exists to amuse/annoy.

Maybe I'll post a few workouts. Don't be surprised if you find yourself impressed by my results. (They'll be stolen from other people's journals, and I have no intention of ever actually doing them.) I may sound like I don't know shit, but............................................... ..I thought I had a point here somewhere.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

When we Post Whores see a journal such as this, we feel compelled to post constant irrelevent shit in it!

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

Don't leave stains on my diary.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

I thought only little girls had diaries???

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

Entry #Z:
I think the computer is beginning to stare back.
I must get out of the software business. Anybody need a lifestyle coach? I can teach "Drunk & Lazy" - have a masters in it.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

MaxMirkin

I thought only I had little girls???

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

Damn it Var, don't judge!

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

Sorry man. What u do is totally your business. I was just suprised to learn that youre straight.

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

Entry #7
Leaving in 15 min, gonna pick up my baby & see The Village. Hope its better then Shamalyan's last two turds. That movie w/ Mel Gibson humping ailiens in a cornfield was a truly putrid piece of shit.

This was a very important entry.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

Good one...........fuker!!!

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

MaxMirkin

Entry #3.1

I missed my workout yesterday because of that stupid movie!

Actually it wasn't that bad, but now my workout schedule will have to be rearranged. Crap. Maybe I'll do hair day with groin day...............nah, I'll just skip ear day this week. They're big enough as is.

At least the movie was better then the last two, although that's not exactly hard to accomplish. And it was totally devoid of any scariness. The last good horror flick I saw was The Ring. Now that shit had some nice scenes.

On a bright note, I think this stupid machine finally stopped giving me the evil eye. (Although it still snickers occasionally, when I turn my back. )

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

MaxMirkin

Entry #whatever

Sushi lunch today! Salmon California rolls.........

I love Japanese food made by Mexicans! Or Mexican food made by Chinese! They just can't seem to line up employees w/their country's food. Must be one of those mysteries of life.

Homo Update - After several posts in this diary, I feel a full 3% gayer. (Which still leaves me a good 97% behind Var.........I mean below Var.........I mean, Damn it!!!!)

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

kvyd

Dude all my friends said the village just sucked.

Kevin


"If you eat alot and workout hard and consistantly you will make good gains"

MaxMirkin

It was so-so, imo. The dialogue got stupid at times. Still a major improvement on Signs.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

Seeing as this journal is so popular, I'd say you're at least 12.5% gayer. At this rate, you'll pass by me really fast!

Hmmm...I bet I'll be the first man you've passed without staying the night in a long time.

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

Dude, I can no more pass you (in that department) then the Red Sox can ever pass the Yankees. (In the standings.)

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

I BELIEVE in my Red Sox!!!

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

They're not your Red Sox. First move to MA then you can talk of team ownership.

Doesn't Rhode Island have a team you can follow? You're almost like a real state now, time to get a team.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

Var

Actually, the Red Sox minor league team is right here in RI. I'm 45 minutes from Boston. About 5 minutes from the MA line. RI's sports teams are the New England teams. For the geographically challenged (such as yourself), that means The Patriots, Red Sox, & Bruins.

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

MaxMirkin

Sure, sure. "New England" is just a fancy way of saying MA.
While "Rhode Island" is just a fancy way of saying "I'm lost".

P.S. You're not really an island. How's that for geographically challenged.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

kvyd

It seems to me this journal is only being whored up by Var and myself....I wouldnt call it popular.

Kevin


"If you eat alot and workout hard and consistantly you will make good gains"

MaxMirkin