IM Contest 2006...

Rocco32 · 01-09-2006, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

- OMG!

How many lbs have you put on since your last lifting comp???

About 15lbs. I'm also trying to look worse asshole!

FishOrCutBait · 01-09-2006, 07:39 PM

Okay, im frickin in. Is this based on improvement, or overall appearance?

boilermaker · 01-09-2006, 11:51 PM

Could someone please define the rules here. I'm confused and I don't know when or if this has started. How long does it go? Yes, I read the intro but there seems to be no organization. I'd be interested in starting. Has it started yet?

**CowPimp** · 01-10-2006, 01:22 AM

No one seems to know what the Hell is going on, so I will reiterate the rules here:

You can start whenever you would like. The duration of the contest is 10 weeks from your start date. The only stipulation is that you must be finished by the official end date, which I am setting at April 1st. Starting by January 21st will yield exactly 10 weeks of time to compete, so try to get your pics and measurements up by then.

If you start too late to finish a full 10 weeks by April 1st, then you can still enter. However, your end date is April 1st regardless. Basically, you will have less time to alter your physique if you start late.

There are 2 categories: lean mass gain and fat loss. Both will be judged based on objective (Body fat readings, measurements, etc.) and subjective measures (Pictures). Males and females will be judged separately.

Any other questions?

**CowPimp** · 01-10-2006, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait

Okay, im frickin in. Is this based on improvement, or overall appearance?

Improvement.

Pylon · 01-10-2006, 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CowPimp

No one seems to know what the Hell is going on, so I will reiterate the rules here:

You can start whenever you would like. The duration of the contest is 10 weeks from your start date. The only stipulation is that you must be finished by the official end date, which I am setting at April 1st. Starting by January 21st will yield exactly 10 weeks of time to compete, so try to get your pics and measurements up by then.

If you start too late to finish a full 10 weeks by April 1st, then you can still enter. However, your end date is April 1st regardless. Basically, you will have less time to alter your physique if you start late.

There are 2 categories: lean mass gain and fat loss. Both will be judged based on objective (Body fat readings, measurements, etc.) and subjective measures (Pictures). Males and females will be judged separately.

Any other questions?

I have one...why can't you kiss prostitutes?

Rocco32 · 01-10-2006, 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Pylon

I have one...why can't you kiss prostitutes?

They always let me kiss!

(they don't)

Pylon · 01-10-2006, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocco32

They always let me kiss!

(they don't)

**CowPimp** · 01-10-2006, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Pylon

I have one...why can't you kiss prostitutes?

That's why I pimp cows; they don't refuse.

dougnukem · 01-10-2006, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Rocco32

They always let me kiss!

(they don't)

Is this before or after they are paid?

**Dale Mabry** · 01-10-2006, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocco32

They always let me kiss!

(they don't)

Rocco, prostitute isn't slang for sheep anywhere outside of VA.

boilermaker · 01-11-2006, 02:04 AM

O.K., I"m in. I'll send pics to CP. What's the rules on measurements? Done by a gym, scouts honer? How about some guidelines. I don't know exactly how to provide this info. Flexed? Unflexed? Define waist, define thigh. Where and how to take it. BF at a gym? I'm on the road for two days. CP, direction please.

**CowPimp** · 01-11-2006, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by boilermaker

O.K., I"m in. I'll send pics to CP. What's the rules on measurements? Done by a gym, scouts honer? How about some guidelines. I don't know exactly how to provide this info. Flexed? Unflexed? Define waist, define thigh. Where and how to take it. BF at a gym? I'm on the road for two days. CP, direction please.

Just be honest; I don't think anyone in this contest is immature enough to cheat in a friendly contest. If you are, then I will hunt you down, take off your clothes, tie your hands and feet together, and put you in a room with topolo for 72 hours straight.

The measurements can vary, not everyone is going to have the same set of measurements. Just indicate all these things you are saying. Like make a note if the measurements are flexed or unflexed, or include both. Make a note whether your waist measurement is at the hips or the navel. Make a note where on the thigh you are measuring. That cool?

The Monkey Man · 01-11-2006, 01:43 PM

Did you post what measurements you wanted as a standard???

**Dale Mabry** · 01-11-2006, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CowPimp

I don't think anyone in this contest is immature enough to cheat in a friendly contest.

Have you not been in open chat or seen Foreman's stats in his sig?

**Dale Mabry** · 01-11-2006, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Did you post what measurements you wanted as a standard???

Here is what I do

Shoulders-Widest
Chest-At nipple
Biceps-largest point, unflexed
forearms-at the widest point, unflexed
Abdomen-At belly button
Waist-Where you wear your pants
Thigh-2/3 of the way up the thigh, unflexed
Calf-Largest circumference, unflexed

Skinfolds-
Chest
Abdomen
Thigh

I think that covers anything that will be considered for the contest.

FishOrCutBait · 01-11-2006, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CowPimp

Improvement.

im in. Alright, ill take pics in a bit, my start date= next monday.

**Emma-Leigh** · 01-20-2006, 08:43 PM

did we decide on a second female judge or is it just Cow, P and I??

BigDyl · 01-21-2006, 10:39 PM

Hey, I missed this thread.

Twin Peak · 01-22-2006, 07:02 PM

What happened to this? I have been dieting for two weeks.

The Monkey Man · 01-23-2006, 06:57 AM

Body Comp Yesterday..

15.9% FAT @ 211.3 -

Gaining fat so far

Whats the deadline again?

**CowPimp** · 01-23-2006, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Body Comp Yesterday..

15.9% FAT @ 211.3 -

Gaining fat so far

Whats the deadline again?

10 weeks from your start date. The contest ends April 1st I believe. Me and Dale set forth some rules within the last couple of posts, scroll back and look it up to confirm.

**Dale Mabry** · 01-23-2006, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twin Peak

What happened to this? I have been dieting for two weeks.

Let's hope you do better this year than last.

topolo · 01-23-2006, 08:35 PM

The CIA just announced that the gheyness exhibited in this thread is indeed authentic.

Kal · 01-23-2006, 10:35 PM

I'm in. what do I have to loose.. just start the whole cutting thing...so.. lets bring it on..

**Jodi** · 01-24-2006, 12:57 AM

Alright - I'm starting next week. Health is back to normal. My digi cam is broke, however, I have a few pics that a

01-09-2006, 07:39 PM	#152
FishOrCutBait lifts weights Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Buffalo, MN Posts: 4,296 Blog Entries: 1 Photos: 2	Okay, im frickin in. Is this based on improvement, or overall appearance?
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01-09-2006, 11:51 PM	#153
boilermaker On a Mission! Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,290 Photos: 4	Could someone please define the rules here. I'm confused and I don't know when or if this has started. How long does it go? Yes, I read the intro but there seems to be no organization. I'd be interested in starting. Has it started yet?
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01-10-2006, 01:22 AM	#154
CowPimp Fueled by Testosterone Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Silver Spring, MD Posts: 15,428	No one seems to know what the Hell is going on, so I will reiterate the rules here: You can start whenever you would like. The duration of the contest is 10 weeks from your start date. The only stipulation is that you must be finished by the official end date, which I am setting at April 1st. Starting by January 21st will yield exactly 10 weeks of time to compete, so try to get your pics and measurements up by then. If you start too late to finish a full 10 weeks by April 1st, then you can still enter. However, your end date is April 1st regardless. Basically, you will have less time to alter your physique if you start late. There are 2 categories: lean mass gain and fat loss. Both will be judged based on objective (Body fat readings, measurements, etc.) and subjective measures (Pictures). Males and females will be judged separately. Any other questions?
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01-11-2006, 02:04 AM	#162
boilermaker On a Mission! Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,290 Photos: 4	O.K., I"m in. I'll send pics to CP. What's the rules on measurements? Done by a gym, scouts honer? How about some guidelines. I don't know exactly how to provide this info. Flexed? Unflexed? Define waist, define thigh. Where and how to take it. BF at a gym? I'm on the road for two days. CP, direction please.
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01-11-2006, 01:43 PM	#164
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01-20-2006, 08:43 PM	#168
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01-22-2006, 07:02 PM	#170
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01-23-2006, 06:57 AM	#171
The Monkey Man Magical Apelikemenace Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New Delhi, India Posts: 13,802 Photos: 35	Body Comp Yesterday.. 15.9% FAT @ 211.3 - Gaining fat so far Whats the deadline again?
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01-23-2006, 10:35 PM	#175
Kal Member Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Florissant, MO Posts: 131 Photos: 1	I'm in. what do I have to loose.. just start the whole cutting thing...so.. lets bring it on..
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01-24-2006, 12:57 AM	#176
Jodi Moderator Moderator Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 22,260 Photos: 1	Alright - I'm starting next week. Health is back to normal. My digi cam is broke, however, I have a few pics that a