Life of a Father, Husband, Soldier, and Gym Rat

Triple Threat · 03-25-2006, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Devlin

Isn't this where Heather is supposed to kiss it and make it all better

This is one time where that just isn't going to work.

dougnukem · 03-26-2006, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple Threat

This, too, shall pass. Did you at least get some pain-killers?

Yea, they gave me tylenol-3 with codeine and then some motrin fro when i go back to work Monday.

Triple Threat · 03-27-2006, 05:27 PM

Starting to feel better yet?

dougnukem · 03-28-2006, 09:27 PM

A bit, but not really. Sore and all the layin around has made me groggy along with the meds.

boilermaker · 03-28-2006, 11:11 PM

Nuke, just checking in. Hope all is well

Burner02 · 03-30-2006, 11:15 AM

sounds like u got all caught up w/ sleep!

dougnukem · 04-02-2006, 07:27 AM

Nah, I can never just nap. Had my follow-up on Thursday, and found out that most likely it will be almost 6 weeks before I am back to full capacity.

b_reed23 · 04-02-2006, 11:17 PM

are you feeling any better at all??

Burner02 · 04-03-2006, 08:51 AM

dougnukem · 04-03-2006, 05:11 PM

Getting there. Gonna try and start walking this Wednesday at PT. Just had to come to terms with the fact that I need some extra "support" for a little while longer.

Burner02 · 04-03-2006, 07:56 PM

so...no hurdle jumping any time soon, eh?
Glad u are starting to get around!

Burner02 · 04-03-2006, 07:57 PM

dam...I'm slipping...I can't even think of a good support...joke...

b_reed23 · 04-04-2006, 01:45 AM

like an 18hr bra for the balls??

Burner02 · 04-04-2006, 08:45 AM

Does it lift and separate and provide comfort all day long??

Archangel · 04-04-2006, 03:07 PM

Hope everything heals as needed my Friend!!!

dougnukem · 04-04-2006, 08:21 PM

Comedians everywhere, I tell yea! Things are gettin there, but only time well tell. Thanks for all the encouragement guys, all jokes aside, I know ya mean well.

Burner02 · 04-04-2006, 08:36 PM

just bustin' yer balls a little...oops...did it again....

Glad to hear you're getting better!

b_reed23 · 04-05-2006, 01:40 AM

dougnukem · 04-05-2006, 02:56 PM

Eh, that's already been done. You're a little late, as usual.

Devlin · 04-05-2006, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dougnukem

Eh, that's already been done. You're a little late, as usual.

Atleast you can admit it

dougnukem · 04-06-2006, 08:06 PM

Hey, when have I not admitted anything. My life is an open book.

Pylon · 04-08-2006, 06:16 PM

Heya Nuke...how they hangin? Oh....sorry....

Burner02 · 04-12-2006, 02:08 PM

Burner02 · 04-12-2006, 02:12 PM

After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that
that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him
that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem. The doctor told the man that he was to
go home, get a cherry bomb, put it in a can, then hold the can up
to his ear and count to 10.
The Arky said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man,
but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a can next to my ear
is going to help me."
So the couple drove to Missouri to get a second opinion.
The doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for
a vasectomy when he noticed they were from Arkansas.
This doctor also told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb,
place it in a tin can, hold it next to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went home,
lit a cherry bomb and put it in a can. He held the can up to his
ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5...", at which point he
paused, placed the can between his legs and resumed counting on
his other hand.

Burner02 · 04-12-2006, 02:12 PM

Two men are in a doctor's office. Each of them are to get
a vasectomy.
The nurse comes into the room & tells both men, "Strip and
put on these gowns before going in to see the doctor to have
your procedures done.".
A few minutes later she returns & reaches into one mans gown
and proceeds to fondle and ultimately begins to masturbate him.
Shocked as he was, he asks, "Why are you doing that?"
To which she replies "We have to vacate the sperm from your
system to have a clean procedure."
The man not wanting to be a problem and enjoying it, allows
her to complete her task. After she is through, she proceeds
to the next man. She starts to fondle the man as she had the
previous man, but then drops to her knees and proceeds to give
him oral sex.
The first man seeing this quickly responds, "Hey! Why is it
that I get a hand job and he gets a blow job?"
The nurse simply replies, "That is the difference between an
HMO and Complete Coverage.".

Burner02 · 04-12-2006, 02:13 PM

Hey Doug-
Feeling better?

03-28-2006, 09:27 PM	#304
dougnukem The American Dream Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Fort Walton Beach, FL Posts: 1,802 Photos: 6	A bit, but not really. Sore and all the layin around has made me groggy along with the meds.
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03-28-2006, 11:11 PM	#305
boilermaker On a Mission! Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,290 Photos: 4	Nuke, just checking in. Hope all is well
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03-30-2006, 11:15 AM	#306
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,291	sounds like u got all caught up w/ sleep!
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04-02-2006, 07:27 AM	#307
dougnukem The American Dream Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Fort Walton Beach, FL Posts: 1,802 Photos: 6	Nah, I can never just nap. Had my follow-up on Thursday, and found out that most likely it will be almost 6 weeks before I am back to full capacity.
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04-02-2006, 11:17 PM	#308
b_reed23 this is why I'm hot! Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: West Tennessee Posts: 5,145 Photos: 34	are you feeling any better at all??
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03-27-2006, 05:27 PM	#303
Triple Threat ... Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lost Posts: 9,321 Photos: 4	Starting to feel better yet?

04-03-2006, 08:51 AM	#309
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,291	?
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04-03-2006, 05:11 PM	#310
dougnukem The American Dream Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Fort Walton Beach, FL Posts: 1,802 Photos: 6	Getting there. Gonna try and start walking this Wednesday at PT. Just had to come to terms with the fact that I need some extra "support" for a little while longer.
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04-03-2006, 07:56 PM	#311
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,291	so...no hurdle jumping any time soon, eh? Glad u are starting to get around!
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

04-03-2006, 07:57 PM	#312
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,291	dam...I'm slipping...I can't even think of a good support...joke...
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

04-04-2006, 01:45 AM	#313
b_reed23 this is why I'm hot! Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: West Tennessee Posts: 5,145 Photos: 34	like an 18hr bra for the balls??
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04-04-2006, 08:45 AM	#314
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,291	Does it lift and separate and provide comfort all day long??
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04-04-2006, 03:07 PM	#315
Archangel High Intensity Freak Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Intensity Island Posts: 10,178 Photos: 4	Hope everything heals as needed my Friend!!!
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04-04-2006, 08:21 PM	#316
dougnukem The American Dream Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Fort Walton Beach, FL Posts: 1,802 Photos: 6	Comedians everywhere, I tell yea! Things are gettin there, but only time well tell. Thanks for all the encouragement guys, all jokes aside, I know ya mean well.
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04-04-2006, 08:36 PM	#317
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,291	just bustin' yer balls a little...oops...did it again.... Glad to hear you're getting better!
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

04-08-2006, 06:16 PM	#322
Pylon Squishy Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Missing...presumed having a good time Posts: 6,319 Photos: 3	Heya Nuke...how they hangin? Oh....sorry....
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04-05-2006, 01:40 AM	#318
b_reed23 this is why I'm hot! Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: West Tennessee Posts: 5,145 Photos: 34
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04-05-2006, 02:56 PM	#319
dougnukem The American Dream Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Fort Walton Beach, FL Posts: 1,802 Photos: 6	Eh, that's already been done. You're a little late, as usual.
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04-06-2006, 08:06 PM	#321
dougnukem The American Dream Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Fort Walton Beach, FL Posts: 1,802 Photos: 6	Hey, when have I not admitted anything. My life is an open book.
	Do you like drama? Comedy? Non-stop action? Then look no further than a Life of a Father, Husband, Soldier, and Gym Rat Or maybe you'd like to venture into Myspace?

04-12-2006, 02:08 PM	#323
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,291
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

04-12-2006, 02:12 PM	#324
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,291	After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor told the man that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, put it in a can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Arky said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a can next to my ear is going to help me." So the couple drove to Missouri to get a second opinion. The doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed they were from Arkansas. This doctor also told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, place it in a tin can, hold it next to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5...", at which point he paused, placed the can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

04-12-2006, 02:12 PM	#325
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,291	Two men are in a doctor's office. Each of them are to get a vasectomy. The nurse comes into the room & tells both men, "Strip and put on these gowns before going in to see the doctor to have your procedures done.". A few minutes later she returns & reaches into one mans gown and proceeds to fondle and ultimately begins to masturbate him. Shocked as he was, he asks, "Why are you doing that?" To which she replies "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure." The man not wanting to be a problem and enjoying it, allows her to complete her task. After she is through, she proceeds to the next man. She starts to fondle the man as she had the previous man, but then drops to her knees and proceeds to give him oral sex. The first man seeing this quickly responds, "Hey! Why is it that I get a hand job and he gets a blow job?" The nurse simply replies, "That is the difference between an HMO and Complete Coverage.".
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

04-12-2006, 02:13 PM	#326
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,291	Hey Doug- Feeling better?
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

04-12-2006, 02:45 PM	#327
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