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Old 05-15-2002, 10:18 AM   #31
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Well I've been told that more than a handful is a waste!!!!
A lie I tell ya', a vicious LIE. Started by jealous woment with small chests!!!


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Originally posted by esmerelda maybe my problem is that there isnt enough exercise done on the body part in question....any suggestions on how to overcome this?????
OH YEAH!!! But they require TONS of repetitions, think you're up to the challenge?



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Old 05-15-2002, 10:22 AM   #32
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Errrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm let me think about it for a mi......yep!!!!!

Come on.....show me what your made of......errrrrrrrmmmmm I mean show me what you want me to do......uummmm...give me what you've got.....damn......hell......just show me!!!!!!

Did I ever mention in the past...you look like you have very very large hands!!!!!



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Old 05-15-2002, 10:39 AM   #33
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Originally posted by esmerelda Did I ever mention in the past...you look like you have very very large hands!!!!!
And I wear size 12 shoes too.



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Old 05-15-2002, 09:27 PM   #34
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Whooowhooooooo...a man with big feet!!!!! Im booking my ticket to check this out for myself.....purely for scientific research of course!!!!! I wont prod and poke you.....but part of the research is to take full measurements............



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Old 05-16-2002, 08:26 AM   #35
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Originally posted by esmerelda part of the research is to take full measurements............
What typeof measuring tool did you have in mind?



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Old 05-16-2002, 09:14 AM   #36
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Im sure you can imagine......it wont hurt a bit....just lie back....thats right....relax.....close those eyes.....hmmmm..... now just listen to the soft music playing in the background.....thats the boy......now lets just loosen those nasty clothes......I said close those eyes.....no...keep your hands to yourself.....you'll feel a little light pressure being applied......hmmmm....now wipe that silly grin off your face!!!!!!! HEY!!!!! Thats not what I had planned...................!!!!!



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Old 05-16-2002, 09:22 AM   #37
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Originally posted by esmerelda HEY!!!!! Thats not what I had planned...................!!!!!
Yeah, but it's want you WANTED!



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Old 05-16-2002, 09:34 AM   #38
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Ahhhh...so true.....now all I need is someone close enough to grant me my wish!!!!!! Isnt it strange how a high protein diet makes you crave even more protein!!!!!!



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Old 05-16-2002, 09:36 AM   #39
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Originally posted by esmerelda crave even more protein!!!!!!
Your wish is my command.



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Old 05-16-2002, 09:42 AM   #40
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I promise I wont waste a drop!!!!!! Just feel like some salty nuts......



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Old 05-16-2002, 09:49 AM   #41
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Originally posted by esmerelda Just feel like some salty nuts......
BWAAAA...........Now you're starting to sound like Miss LeDix. Or maybe it's her that's starting to sound like YOU.



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Old 05-16-2002, 09:51 AM   #42
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He he heee.....you know.....stranger things have happened!!!



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Old 05-17-2002, 09:34 PM   #43
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Well I dont know if I like this weightloss thingie!!!! Cos when the blubba starts to disappear...you tend to find things that were hidden!!! And Im not being pornal here!!!! For those who knew me on the other site...I was only just cleared from the big "C" just before coming over here.....Im a firm believer in self-examinations due to my last 'find' that took over 3 1/2 yrs to get over!!!!

Well I found another lump...went into denial mode....flew into the angry mode.....jumped into the 'poor me' mode...got my butt kicked by a wonderful friend (thanks babe!!! You know who you are!!!!) and went off to the specialist for a check!!!! Got grumped at megga time by him!!!!! After a day of scans and tests it turns out its one of those old cysts that had gone hard with age....no threat....leave it be unless it gets bigger or becomes an annoyance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love life again!!!!!!!! Hence the lets get back on track ........... back into the gym and pornalize anything that moves...if it doesnt move...push it!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for letting me waffle on......and anyone who doesnt do a self examination...be it male or female...needs their head read!!!!! You can always use it as a means of foreplay!!!!!!

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Old 05-17-2002, 09:48 PM   #44
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Hey Esy! Wahoo!
You are good to go!

...si I see that you got on...the got off.....quickly!

Another one?

what, where you here for a quickie?

I just crack myself up...



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Old 05-19-2002, 10:46 PM   #45
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How cum the only ones I get these days are quickies????? hell I'll have to bring out the 'big guns' and cause a stir .........then I can take as long as I like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Old 05-19-2002, 11:06 PM   #46
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it's just a build up for later....



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Old 05-19-2002, 11:21 PM   #47
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Giggle.....yea???? I recon there will be a flood over this way soon!!!!!!!



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Old 05-19-2002, 11:37 PM   #48
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The 'mother of all Monsoons!"



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Old 05-19-2002, 11:41 PM   #49
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Narrrrr...thats going to happen when we end up in the same country!!!!!!!!



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Old 05-19-2002, 11:43 PM   #50
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Planning a road trip?
best stop here 1st before headed on to 'Vegas...no tellin what kind of shape you'll be in after Albob gets ahold of you....



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Old 05-19-2002, 11:54 PM   #51
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Actually....Im not set in any plans...but it looks like its gonna be around March 2003.....and if I didnt stop off at my girl-in-porn Sussi-girls place.....I doubt I'd be forgiven.....but on the other hand I maybe deported after I do stay there!!!!! If Im lucky!!!!
I'd love to catch up with as many as I could.........hint hint!!!!



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Now that I am a homeowner...I think there is apool going on to see if I get married by year's end...
funny...I'm not even dating right now...but if they are right...better hurry up....seems as if my bachelorhooding days are numbered.....



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Old 05-19-2002, 11:57 PM   #53
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you and So together? Now, that's a dynamic duo!
Feel free to make me a Mike McSammich!



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Old 05-20-2002, 12:18 AM   #54
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Whoowhoo...I know for a fact.....Sussi-girl and I would lurve a nibble on a Mike McSammich!!!!!!! Just how fresh he stays is dependant on how long he is left unwrapped!!!!!! Gotta fly....Mummsy duties call!!!!!!!!!!



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...that's great...leave me high-n-dry.....


See ya in a couple days!



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Originally posted by esmerelda got my butt kicked by a wonderful friend (thanks babe!!! You know who you are!!!!)
So now I guess you'll be needing some wonderful friend to come and KISS your butt???



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Old 05-20-2002, 10:52 AM   #57
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HELLO!!! Essie, how is it goin' babe? All is well here. Started new meal plan today and I actually think I kinda like it (at least today) :LOL

Just wanted to check in since I have a little time on lunch right now. Hey, what's up with your training and diet? I didn't see any updates on this page, but then again, I didn't go back to the first one.



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Albob...darlin...you can kiss anything you like!!!!! I almost got you in trouble again.....but thank god for the backspace button!!!! My butt...your lips!!!! Not a problem!!!!!!!



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Old 05-20-2002, 12:35 PM   #59
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Missed that day in health class, eh? Probably explains why you keep spitting out babies. It's not YOU who can get ME into trouble, it's the other way around....................................and after my little "snip" that wouldn't be happening anyway.



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LMAO....thats not what I ment!!!! I was going to say something pornal about what you could do to my butt.......but thought better of it after the last time I made an innocent comment on the other bb site!!!!

Come to think about it......I may just extend my time over in the States......just so that I could get my 'fill' of yo