5 weeks and all is not well!!!

ALBOB · 05-20-2002, 12:51 PM

"Hospitality" yeah, right.

esmerelda · 05-20-2002, 12:54 PM

Sorry???????!!!!! You mean.....sob sob....you wouldnt offer me any????? Cry cry....sob sob.....boohoohooo.....

ALBOB · 05-20-2002, 01:04 PM

I was just thinking it's not "hospitality" you're interested in "getting your fill" of.

esmerelda · 05-20-2002, 01:08 PM

True....so can you help me out????? Or In...or around...or thru... come to think about it..........HELP!!!!!

ALBOB · 05-20-2002, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by esmerelda
True....so can you help me out????? Or In...or around...or thru... come to think about it..........HELP!!!!!

Physically? Sure! Mentally? Hell, I'm in just as bad a shape as you are.

esmerelda · 05-20-2002, 11:19 PM

Just got back from the gym.....started out as an arms workout... got almost all the way thru when a voice bellows out across the almost empty room...."Hey Lesley...ya old tart!!" As I look around there is an old girlfriend that I havent seen in at least 10 yrs!!!! She literally jumps off the treadmill and bounds over to me... hence the stopping of my work-out!!!!!!! We had a quick chat and discovered that she actually only lives 5 min from my place and her kids are the same ages as two of mine!!!!!

It now appears that I have a training buddy....one that is really serious about fitness....this friend competes in tri-athlons....and has always been heavy into training!!! Actually she was soooo into it...I remember having to take her off to hospital due to her poor diet and over exercising!!! She now has things in perspective she says...she looks great...and she was more than happy to let me know how her body fat is now at 7%..... she is four foot nothing....but is a great one for stating her mind!!!!

Look out peoples...this could get dangerous........a gym buddy for those days that Im not working!!!!

Tank316 · 05-21-2002, 05:00 AM

yo' essie. i havent been aroun much. but all i can say is ''keep it up sweets'' it looks and sounds like your doing great.stay focused.

esmerelda · 05-22-2002, 09:38 AM

Hey baby...thought you'd dropped off the face of the earth!!! I'll have to drop you a reminder line!!!!

Went to the gym this evening...did a great 50 min of cardio followed by a further session with free weights!!! Did upper body, hell theres plenty there to do!!!!! On of my regular eye candy's came up to me after I finished drooling over him (I was watching him do shrugs with 100kg...just watching those muscles ripple...man Im glad I was sitting down!!!) We started the gym at the same time.....he mentioned how he had not seen me for a couple of weeks...and was wondering if I had been sick or sumfin'!!! Told him it was due to work.....got chatting as he spotted for me......nice piece of muscle there!!!! To cut a long story short....he's going to help set up a training plan for me..... ermmm....and help me out when I need it.....ermmmmm mmmm did I mention he reminds me a lot of one of our fellow members....PB do you have a relative living over here?????

Got home, heres hubbs with tea waiting for me........ok..so tonight im in for more cardio...it appears!!!!!!!!!!! The things us wives have to put up with!!!!!

ALBOB · 05-22-2002, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by esmerelda ok..so tonight im in for more cardio...it appears!!!!!!!!!!! The things us wives have to put up with!!!!!

Yeah, I'm sure you put up a HUGE fight!

Essy: "NO! DON'T! STOP! NO! DON'T! STOP!
NO, DON'T STOP!!!!"

esmerelda · 05-22-2002, 10:29 AM

The hardest part was trying to get the 4" heels away from the satin sheets......dont want to destroy any more ....they cost a fortune!!! And yes....Albob.....the shoes spent most of their time in the air!!!!!!

esmerelda · 05-27-2002, 08:03 AM

Ok....one week to go...then the night of nights!!!! Got the outfit.. got the sexy shoes....got the fake tan...but not applied yet!!! Got those sexy stay up stockings with the lacy tops!!!! ermmmm booked the hotel room.....book-in is anytime after 2.....out before 11 the next morning!!!!! Hmmmm...lets see if we can flood the bathroom again this time!?!!!! Still ....got the hot black satin corselette!!!! Do I need anything else to make the night complete??????

esmerelda · 05-31-2002, 04:50 AM

Well the nights almost upon us!!! Its tomorrow night!!!!! Got my nails done this arvo....Acrylic nails with cobolt blue nail polish with metalic stars and flecks in it!!!! Getting used to them....some of you may have gathered...with the work I have to do....being a real girlie isnt part of the parcel.....Occupational Health and Safety is more important!!! Hense no make-up....no fancy nails...basic jewellery!!!!

Gonna plaster the fake tan on tonight with the help of his nibs!!! then tomorrow morning off to the hairdressers....the around 2'ish off to the hotel.....for a little R & R before the others gate-crash our room for pre-pre cocktail drinks!!!!....Camera at the ready just to show you all how some of us Aussies like to play!!!! There isnt going to be any watching of what Im going to eat...what Im going to drink....or what Im going to get up too!!!!!

The Challenge is on hold for the next couple of days....hell Im even enjoying a glass of white as we speak!!!!! Will let you know how things go...then i will scan on the pics when I get them processed and edited!!!!! Trust me....there is at least one shot to check whats going on under the table....taken purely at random.....and often it catches people out!!!!!!

ALBOB · 05-31-2002, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by esmerelda i will scan on the pics when I get them processed and edited!!!!!

Now, now young lady. There will be NO editing allowed.

If you're not brave enough to show it to us you shouldn't be doing it in the first place.

Burner02 · 05-31-2002, 10:20 AM

Hey Albob!
How's your Air Force day going?
damn, it is cold in this OPs center...I had to go to the server room just to friggin warm up...

ALBOB · 05-31-2002, 01:30 PM

If it's an Air Force day it MUST be great. Cold? Hot? What are you talking about? I've got my own, private, climate controlled office. Yes Esmerelda, the door does have a lock on the INSIDE. Probably gonna move the sofa in next week. Have to present a good first impression on guests.

Burner02 · 05-31-2002, 02:11 PM

being a MSgt and all...this sofa is a sleeper sofa model, isn't it?
rank has it's priviledges....

Just had a 3 star do a walk thru here. Female. Fairly young. Mid forties or just a couple years more..
I was trying to figure out her MOS. She had these little wings on her chest. Not pilot's wings, they reminded me of a flight attandant.
I asked the blue suiters, from a SSgt , MSgt to a Lt...nobbody knew.
So...had to ask: What?!? Wasn't ANYBODY else looking at her chest???
uh, no...was afraid to.....
I guess being a pond sucking, bottom dwelling contractor has it's benefits?

esmerelda · 06-02-2002, 09:42 PM

Ok I thinks Im awake enough now to post what the night ended up like!!!!

The baby sitter arrived nice and early....so hubbs and I went to the hotel at around 2 in the arvo!!! After a quickie, our friends turned up with more drinks and the party started....then more friends turned up and before we knew it....I had to kick them out of the room so we would all be ready in time!!!

I have pics to be developed on the pre-pre ball drinks!!!! Down we trotted and had 'cocktail hour'....before sitting down to a sumptuous (spel????) meal....then the fun began!!!! There were in total 350 people.

At our table there is always a fun theme set...only one who know what it is .....is me and hubbs.....so as sweets was served I announced that it was "Cleavage and nipple time!!!" Around the table the camera went ....and pics were taken!!!! Straight after coffee....the table decided to invade the dance floor.....and never left!!!!! Some of the funnier things I cant say on open chat...but believe me ....clothes were removed....and cheers did go up!!!! Not me personally but hell....it was all a good giggle...and yes I was one of the main cheer leaders!!!!

I was nominated for Belle of the Ball...along with two others at my table!!! Not bad considering what I was up against!!!! The winner was a blonde bimbo....not ment nastily...but as the night went on....she proved the point!!!! Did I also mention she was a cop?!!! Hense us non-police were not going to be winners...but it was all good fun!!!!!!!

Drinks later back in my room again.....got rather messy!!! Pics to back up the statement coming also!!! I think I kicked the last ones out at around 3 in the morning....got up for a great cooked breakie at 8:30 and then checked out of the hotel!!! Upon handing in our key..the receptionist asked if we had any complaints about a noisy party on our floor....'Nope' was the comment as we left the building...leaving behind 2 cardboard boxes full of empty beer cans...bottles of wine/champers and other mixers!!!!

One point to make.....I dont suffer from hang-overs...never have...so out of our table of 10.....only one was bright and chipper the next morning!!!!!

esmerelda · 06-02-2002, 09:44 PM

Oh and just for PB.....who says 2 hrs of foreplay wears a girl down????? Albob....honey.....4 times in a 20 hrs time frame is what you'll have to live up to......care for another challenge?????

ALBOB · 06-03-2002, 09:11 AM

Once every five hours? Why not do it one time........................but make is LAST for 20 hours???

craig777 · 06-03-2002, 09:20 AM

Sounds like someone had a really good time. Alright Essy you go girl.

4 times in 20 hours, I have to agree with Albob on this one. One 20 hour love making session would be better.

When do you get back to your other schedule, it isn't the same without you here.

ALBOB · 06-03-2002, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by craig777 When do you get back to your other schedule, it isn't the same without you here.

I second that emotion. Also, remember the picture rule; "NO EDITING!!!"

05-20-2002, 12:51 PM	#61
ALBOB IDIOT SAVANT Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: An alternate reality. Posts: 10,159	"Hospitality" yeah, right.
	Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

05-20-2002, 12:54 PM	#62
esmerelda Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playing in the sun!!!! Posts: 767	Sorry???????!!!!! You mean.....sob sob....you wouldnt offer me any????? Cry cry....sob sob.....boohoohooo.....
	Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!

05-20-2002, 01:04 PM	#63
ALBOB IDIOT SAVANT Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: An alternate reality. Posts: 10,159	I was just thinking it's not "hospitality" you're interested in "getting your fill" of.
	Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

05-20-2002, 01:08 PM	#64
esmerelda Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playing in the sun!!!! Posts: 767	True....so can you help me out????? Or In...or around...or thru... come to think about it..........HELP!!!!!
	Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!

05-20-2002, 11:19 PM	#66
esmerelda Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playing in the sun!!!! Posts: 767	Just got back from the gym.....started out as an arms workout... got almost all the way thru when a voice bellows out across the almost empty room...."Hey Lesley...ya old tart!!" As I look around there is an old girlfriend that I havent seen in at least 10 yrs!!!! She literally jumps off the treadmill and bounds over to me... hence the stopping of my work-out!!!!!!! We had a quick chat and discovered that she actually only lives 5 min from my place and her kids are the same ages as two of mine!!!!! It now appears that I have a training buddy....one that is really serious about fitness....this friend competes in tri-athlons....and has always been heavy into training!!! Actually she was soooo into it...I remember having to take her off to hospital due to her poor diet and over exercising!!! She now has things in perspective she says...she looks great...and she was more than happy to let me know how her body fat is now at 7%..... she is four foot nothing....but is a great one for stating her mind!!!! Look out peoples...this could get dangerous........a gym buddy for those days that Im not working!!!!
	Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!

05-21-2002, 05:00 AM	#67
Tank316 P/RR/Sh Warrior Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Barron,Wi Posts: 4,345 Photos: 8	yo' essie. i havent been aroun much. but all i can say is ''keep it up sweets'' it looks and sounds like your doing great.stay focused.
	P/RR/Sh Warrior. Epic's new man beast.

05-22-2002, 09:38 AM	#68
esmerelda Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playing in the sun!!!! Posts: 767	Hey baby...thought you'd dropped off the face of the earth!!! I'll have to drop you a reminder line!!!! Went to the gym this evening...did a great 50 min of cardio followed by a further session with free weights!!! Did upper body, hell theres plenty there to do!!!!! On of my regular eye candy's came up to me after I finished drooling over him (I was watching him do shrugs with 100kg...just watching those muscles ripple...man Im glad I was sitting down!!!) We started the gym at the same time.....he mentioned how he had not seen me for a couple of weeks...and was wondering if I had been sick or sumfin'!!! Told him it was due to work.....got chatting as he spotted for me......nice piece of muscle there!!!! To cut a long story short....he's going to help set up a training plan for me..... ermmm....and help me out when I need it.....ermmmmm mmmm did I mention he reminds me a lot of one of our fellow members....PB do you have a relative living over here????? Got home, heres hubbs with tea waiting for me........ok..so tonight im in for more cardio...it appears!!!!!!!!!!! The things us wives have to put up with!!!!!
	Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!

05-22-2002, 10:29 AM	#70
esmerelda Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playing in the sun!!!! Posts: 767	The hardest part was trying to get the 4" heels away from the satin sheets......dont want to destroy any more ....they cost a fortune!!! And yes....Albob.....the shoes spent most of their time in the air!!!!!!
	Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!

05-27-2002, 08:03 AM	#71
esmerelda Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playing in the sun!!!! Posts: 767	Ok....one week to go...then the night of nights!!!! Got the outfit.. got the sexy shoes....got the fake tan...but not applied yet!!! Got those sexy stay up stockings with the lacy tops!!!! ermmmm booked the hotel room.....book-in is anytime after 2.....out before 11 the next morning!!!!! Hmmmm...lets see if we can flood the bathroom again this time!?!!!! Still ....got the hot black satin corselette!!!! Do I need anything else to make the night complete??????
	Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!

05-31-2002, 04:50 AM	#72
esmerelda Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playing in the sun!!!! Posts: 767	Well the nights almost upon us!!! Its tomorrow night!!!!! Got my nails done this arvo....Acrylic nails with cobolt blue nail polish with metalic stars and flecks in it!!!! Getting used to them....some of you may have gathered...with the work I have to do....being a real girlie isnt part of the parcel.....Occupational Health and Safety is more important!!! Hense no make-up....no fancy nails...basic jewellery!!!! Gonna plaster the fake tan on tonight with the help of his nibs!!! then tomorrow morning off to the hairdressers....the around 2'ish off to the hotel.....for a little R & R before the others gate-crash our room for pre-pre cocktail drinks!!!!....Camera at the ready just to show you all how some of us Aussies like to play!!!! There isnt going to be any watching of what Im going to eat...what Im going to drink....or what Im going to get up too!!!!! The Challenge is on hold for the next couple of days....hell Im even enjoying a glass of white as we speak!!!!! Will let you know how things go...then i will scan on the pics when I get them processed and edited!!!!! Trust me....there is at least one shot to check whats going on under the table....taken purely at random.....and often it catches people out!!!!!!
	Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!

05-31-2002, 10:20 AM	#74
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,316	Hey Albob! How's your Air Force day going? damn, it is cold in this OPs center...I had to go to the server room just to friggin warm up...
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

05-31-2002, 01:30 PM	#75
ALBOB IDIOT SAVANT Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: An alternate reality. Posts: 10,159	If it's an Air Force day it MUST be great. Cold? Hot? What are you talking about? I've got my own, private, climate controlled office. Yes Esmerelda, the door does have a lock on the INSIDE. Probably gonna move the sofa in next week. Have to present a good first impression on guests.
	Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

05-31-2002, 02:11 PM	#76
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,316	being a MSgt and all...this sofa is a sleeper sofa model, isn't it? rank has it's priviledges.... Just had a 3 star do a walk thru here. Female. Fairly young. Mid forties or just a couple years more.. I was trying to figure out her MOS. She had these little wings on her chest. Not pilot's wings, they reminded me of a flight attandant. I asked the blue suiters, from a SSgt , MSgt to a Lt...nobbody knew. So...had to ask: What?!? Wasn't ANYBODY else looking at her chest??? uh, no...was afraid to..... I guess being a pond sucking, bottom dwelling contractor has it's benefits?
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

06-02-2002, 09:42 PM	#77
esmerelda Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playing in the sun!!!! Posts: 767	Ok I thinks Im awake enough now to post what the night ended up like!!!! The baby sitter arrived nice and early....so hubbs and I went to the hotel at around 2 in the arvo!!! After a quickie, our friends turned up with more drinks and the party started....then more friends turned up and before we knew it....I had to kick them out of the room so we would all be ready in time!!! I have pics to be developed on the pre-pre ball drinks!!!! Down we trotted and had 'cocktail hour'....before sitting down to a sumptuous (spel????) meal....then the fun began!!!! There were in total 350 people. At our table there is always a fun theme set...only one who know what it is .....is me and hubbs.....so as sweets was served I announced that it was "Cleavage and nipple time!!!" Around the table the camera went ....and pics were taken!!!! Straight after coffee....the table decided to invade the dance floor.....and never left!!!!! Some of the funnier things I cant say on open chat...but believe me ....clothes were removed....and cheers did go up!!!! Not me personally but hell....it was all a good giggle...and yes I was one of the main cheer leaders!!!! I was nominated for Belle of the Ball...along with two others at my table!!! Not bad considering what I was up against!!!! The winner was a blonde bimbo....not ment nastily...but as the night went on....she proved the point!!!! Did I also mention she was a cop?!!! Hense us non-police were not going to be winners...but it was all good fun!!!!!!! Drinks later back in my room again.....got rather messy!!! Pics to back up the statement coming also!!! I think I kicked the last ones out at around 3 in the morning....got up for a great cooked breakie at 8:30 and then checked out of the hotel!!! Upon handing in our key..the receptionist asked if we had any complaints about a noisy party on our floor....'Nope' was the comment as we left the building...leaving behind 2 cardboard boxes full of empty beer cans...bottles of wine/champers and other mixers!!!! One point to make.....I dont suffer from hang-overs...never have...so out of our table of 10.....only one was bright and chipper the next morning!!!!!
	Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!

06-02-2002, 09:44 PM	#78
esmerelda Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playing in the sun!!!! Posts: 767	Oh and just for PB.....who says 2 hrs of foreplay wears a girl down????? Albob....honey.....4 times in a 20 hrs time frame is what you'll have to live up to......care for another challenge?????
	Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!

06-03-2002, 09:11 AM	#79
ALBOB IDIOT SAVANT Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: An alternate reality. Posts: 10,159	Once every five hours? Why not do it one time........................but make is LAST for 20 hours???
	Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

06-03-2002, 09:20 AM	#80
craig777 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Antonio TX Posts: 1,961	Sounds like someone had a really good time. Alright Essy you go girl. 4 times in 20 hours, I have to agree with Albob on this one. One 20 hour love making session would be better. When do you get back to your other schedule, it isn't the same without you here.

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