The tome of the unknows

**craig777** · 05-20-2002, 12:26 PM

Esmerelda,

If you kiss his balls, his putter stands up.

Then he can get a hole in one.

**ALBOB** · 05-20-2002, 12:32 PM

Originally posted by esmerelda So Albob...you'd rather chase a poor little white ball around with a long skinny stick????? Actually that could sound quite pornal IF I wanted it too....hell why not!!!!! Were you playing a little ruff??? Did your pitted balls go where they were supposed to???? Did your drive out last your putt?????? Can I clean your balls for you??????

Well let me answer all that by just saying I definitely know how to handle my shaft and my balls ALWAYS go where I want them to. Can you clean them? Of course, as a matter of fact that's encouraged. Also, Craig's advice is VERY good.

**esmerelda** · 05-20-2002, 12:39 PM

Just as a side track ....... last time I played golf...was with a bunch of my mad girlfriends...a country town...where the greens were actually made of raked gravel!!!! The main aim was...if you went off into the ruff (scrub=desert plants etc)...you had to remove an item of clothing!!! If you got anywhere near the hole (tin cup burried in the ground!!) then you got to scull a drink!!! Needless to say...by the end of the round...we were 3 parts to the wind and very sunburnt!!!!!

**ALBOB** · 05-20-2002, 01:00 PM

Now THAT sounds fun!!!

**esmerelda** · 05-20-2002, 01:05 PM

Thought you'd like my version of golf!!!!

**ALBOB** · 05-20-2002, 02:53 PM

Just got the call to fill in for another Spinning class in about an hour so chalk me up for another 50 minutes of cardio.

**butterfly** · 05-20-2002, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by esmerelda
Errrrrrrrmmmmmm....butterfly...girl....anychance of letting a harmless Aussie lass come over and play with your hubby in the gym???? *Trys to act innocent...but has a hard time getting those wonderful shoulders and legs out of her mind!!!!* Or at least watch?!!!! Nice...very very nice!!!! Great taste in bodies .... ermmmm...men ..... Butterfly!!!!!

PLAY WITH MY HUSBAND?!?!?!?

How could you even ask such a thing...

and NOT invite me too!!!

The nerve

**ALBOB** · 05-20-2002, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by butterfly
PLAY WITH MY HUSBAND?!?!?!?

How could you even ask such a thing...

and NOT invite me too!!!

The nerve

And in my journal without even inviting me either. Butterfly, I think you and I are going to have to get together for some fun of our own. Teach these two low-life's a lesson.

**butterfly** · 05-20-2002, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by ALBOB

And in my journal without even inviting me either. Butterfly, I think you and I are going to have to get together for some fun of our own. Teach these two low-life's a lesson.

Butt... butt... can't fade watch???

**esmerelda** · 05-20-2002, 07:34 PM

Butterfly...darlin'.....no disrespect!!!! I just assumed that you'd be there too!!!!!! And as for Albob.......well.....its really up to Fade wether your allowed to play as well or not!!!!!!!!!!

**Fade** · 05-21-2002, 07:53 AM

Originally posted by esmerelda
Thought you'd like my version of golf!!!!

Why women like golf.

**Fade** · 05-21-2002, 08:06 AM

Originally posted by butterfly

Butt... butt... can't fade watch???

Uh...just watch??? WTF

**Sosunni** · 05-21-2002, 09:03 AM

Originally posted by butterfly

Yes, he does have scrumptious legs... and that a$$

(butterfly restrains herself from posting a pic of Fade's legs)

Forget the legs... post his ass!!!

**ALBOB** · 05-21-2002, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by Sosunni Forget the legs... post his ass!!!

Not in MY journal!!!

**Fade** · 05-21-2002, 09:28 AM

Originally posted by Sosunni

Forget the legs... post his ass!!!

I'll post it in her journal.:o

**ALBOB** · 05-21-2002, 09:40 AM

Back day today. TERRIBLE workout. ZERO energy. I don't know if it was the two Spinning classes yesterday but I just couldn't get my a$$ out of first gear.

Deadlifts: 445 X 2 and 2
Decided to try low cable rows for a change even though I prefer the barbell. STUPID move!!! 200 X 20, 19 and 14

Too frustrated to do anymore back movements, switched to biceps with no improvement.

Barbell preacher curls: 70 X 14 and 12
Dumbell preacher hammer curls: 30 X 9, 6 and 4 (per arm)

Left pissed off!

**Fade** · 05-21-2002, 10:02 AM

Yeah, I've had those days before. They suck.

**Sosunni** · 05-21-2002, 10:03 AM

Boobie.. sometimes you have to just walk away.. you're bod's talking to you!!

Now.. about my adventure... you're BEFORE PB?

Fade.. thank you.. I'm on my way!!!

**ALBOB** · 05-21-2002, 10:07 AM

Originally posted by Sosunni Now.. about my adventure... you're BEFORE PB?

Yep, gotta drive right my me to get to him.

Not that you could EVER pass me by.

**Sosunni** · 05-21-2002, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by ALBOB

Yep, gotta drive right my me to get to him.

Not that you could EVER pass me by.

Boobie... if I'm gonna see you.. I'm thinking maybe lunch on the way back up..... I'm gonna need a little more info than that.

Unles you're avoiding the question.. then ... nevermind

**ALBOB** · 05-21-2002, 10:20 AM

Not avoiding the question at all, just teasing a bit.

We can iron out the details through PM's.

**Sosunni** · 05-21-2002, 10:33 AM

Of course!!

**Miss LeDix** · 05-21-2002, 10:44 AM

ALBOB, listen to Fade and Sosunni...bad days at the gym happen to all of us. At least you tried to make it into a productive workout. Could have left without doing anything....

Just wanted to check and say hi! And, uh, err..well....

VIBRATOR!!!

**ALBOB** · 05-21-2002, 10:56 AM

Thanks Miss L. Yeah, I've had bad days before and even though I know they're gonna happen occasionally it doesn't make it any less frustrating. Tomorrow I don't have anything on my schedule so I think I'm just gonna take a brisk walk in the morning and rest up a bit then hit it hard again on Thursday.

**Stacey** · 05-21-2002, 11:04 AM

Me too albob.. I have had shitty days like that at the gym!~~

**craig777** · 05-21-2002, 12:23 PM

Yep, I agree except today was one of those shitty days outside the gym. Inside the gym was fine.

**ALBOB** · 05-21-2002, 12:33 PM

Originally posted by craig777 today was one of those shitty days outside the gym.

Let's see if I can do a respectable Princess/Butterfly/Miss LeDix impersonation............................."Awe sweetie what's wrong? Are you feeling OK honey? You should go lay down and take it easy for a while girlie."

**craig777** · 05-21-2002, 12:44 PM

Thanks, I needed that.

**Fade** · 05-21-2002, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by ALBOB

Let's see if I can do a respectable Princess/Butterfly/Miss LeDix impersonation............................."Awe sweetie what's wrong? Are you feeling OK honey? You should go lay down and take it easy for a while girlie."

Damn that's scary.

You did that too well.

**Miss LeDix** · 05-21-2002, 12:59 PM

BWAHAHAAAAAAA!

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