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05-03-2002, 09:27 AM #1IDIOT SAVANT
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The tome of the unknows
Don't even think about making any weedeater jokes.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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05-03-2002, 09:28 AM #2IDIOT SAVANT
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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05-03-2002, 09:29 AM #3IDIOT SAVANT
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Trying to make something other than my skull thick.
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05-03-2002, 09:30 AM #4IDIOT SAVANT
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You thought they had destroyed the mold but NOOOOOOO, they made it BIGGER and BETTER!!!!!
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05-03-2002, 09:33 AM #5Peak Physiques™ ELITE MEMBER
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Excellent. And the race begins. Love the final, just now you need the end picture the same!
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LMAO, Oh that is too much. Someone pick me up off the floor. That is great. Super Albob battles Super Pitboss.
I love it.
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05-03-2002, 09:35 AM #7IDIOT SAVANT
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Height: 6'1"
Weight: 240
BF%: In the neighborhood of 20%. (I have an appointment to get measured next Wednesday, I'll post the real number then.)
Lifts:
I don't benchpress. Incline DB press: 120's for 6
Squat: 405 for 5
Deadlift: 445 for 5
This is my first journal so I reserve the right to make up the rules as I go along. The only rule I have now applies to Miss LeDix: Each and every time you make a post in my journal you HAVE to say something pornal!!!
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05-03-2002, 09:38 AM #8Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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OH MY FUCKING GOD....
I can`t believe you wen`t and did that last shot 
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Looking good....thick and nice traps
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05-03-2002, 10:16 AM #9Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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ohhhh shiat, now we have super albob now roflmao
dude, cool. I'll put up pix this afternoon.
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05-03-2002, 10:18 AM #10Sassy Lady!
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Hi ALBOB! Love the fourth pics...love all the pics!
But wait, I'm an unbiased judge. What I am saying???
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05-03-2002, 10:22 AM #11IDIOT SAVANT
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I know what you DIDN'T say. Scroll up and read the rules here young lady.Originally posted by Miss LeDix What I am saying???
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05-03-2002, 10:26 AM #12Sassy Lady!
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Ooops, I missed a very important thing in here...
ALBOB, thanks for starting this journal. I love the pics. I can't wait to see pics of your HARD, STIFF, THROBBING....
quads!
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05-03-2002, 10:31 AM #13IDIOT SAVANT
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OUTSTANDING!!! You're a natural Miss LeDix.
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Now go change your sig. (Oh if only Irontime were here to see this. )
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05-03-2002, 10:40 AM #14Registered User
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LMAO........a new super hero joins us!!!!!!!!!!! Tell me Super Albabe`...does your wife know about your secret other life???? Hold on....Im not supposed to be talking to you!!!! Ahhhhh.. what can I say....you havent seen my pics yet!!!!!
Come to think of it.....I too have a lovely blue blankie.....Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!
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05-03-2002, 10:55 AM #15IDIOT SAVANT
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Just remember that fair is fair, you're only allowed that lovely blue blankie and some biking shorts. NOTHING else.Originally posted by esmerelda Come to think of it.....I too have a lovely blue blankie.....
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05-03-2002, 11:25 AM #16Registered User
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Bwaahhhaaahhaaa....not in this life time!!!!!!! Too many battle scars for the average Joe to see...... Hell even my poor belly button looks like its had a hard life...come to think about it..it has been under the knife twice...and neither one being plastic surgery!!!! You'll just have to put up with boobie shots...think you can handle those?????
Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!
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05-03-2002, 11:31 AM #17IDIOT SAVANT
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The boobies? The shots? Or both?Originally posted by esmerelda You'll just have to put up with boobie shots...think you can handle those?????
(I know I can handle shots. I'd LIKE to handle those boobies. BOTH? Hell yeah, bring 'em on!!!)Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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05-03-2002, 11:56 AM #18Founder of GOSB SUPER MODERATOR
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Super A!!! Now that made my day! Thanks ALBOB! and Miss D....well you have done it now!!!!! No turning back! Welcome to the dark side!!
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OK, I want to ask Super Albob a question. What is a tome? Were you trying to say tomb of the unknown. Just can't figure out what a tome is.
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05-03-2002, 12:25 PM #20IDIOT SAVANT
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American Heritage Dictionary; Second Collegiate Eddition
tome: A large or scholarly book.
I'm anticipating this thread will get rather large and since it is MY thread I KNOW it will be scholarly.
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05-03-2002, 12:27 PM #21Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Well done, I must say. That is very well done.
I am impressed.
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05-03-2002, 12:54 PM #22Give it to me
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where IS PB? I can't believe he hasn't seen that yet. Oh..oh...oh Dvlmn, I think you should don a towel...uh cape too!!
All the glory to God!
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Freudian slip of the keyboard there.Originally posted by Fitgirl70
I think you should don a towel
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05-03-2002, 01:02 PM #24How do ya like me NOW!?!?
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Oh My Gawd - this is awsome!!!Originally posted by ALBOB
You thought they had destroyed the mold but NOOOOOOO, they made it BIGGER and BETTER!!!!!
I think every participant has to provide this picture... and the cape is NOT optional!
This is just too cute!Uttt... You touched it, now you have to eat it.
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05-03-2002, 01:05 PM #25How do ya like me NOW!?!?
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Kraklin' Krispy Kreeme's Batman.. you could bench ME... probably most of us for that matter!Originally posted by ALBOB
Lifts:
I don't benchpress. Incline DB press: 120's for 6
Squat: 405 for 5
Deadlift: 445 for 5Uttt... You touched it, now you have to eat it.
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05-03-2002, 01:07 PM #26How do ya like me NOW!?!?
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Hay, I'll PLAY!!Originally posted by ALBOB
Just remember that fair is fair, you're only allowed that lovely blue blankie and some biking shorts. NOTHING else.
Once I get my camera, I'll do it. AND I have a blue blanket!!
This is gonna be fun!!
Uttt... You touched it, now you have to eat it.
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05-03-2002, 01:32 PM #27IDIOT SAVANT
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OK, I've just come up with the SECOND rule of ALBOB's journal. Sosunni is NEVER allowed to leave!!!
Bench press you? I think we'll need to verify, don't you?
Oh, by the way, again my mind has been working on a bit of a time delay so I need to reply to something you posted in the original Challenge thread. You'll turn 39 on July 24th? Here's the deal: On the 24th you get to un-wrap me and on the 30th I get to un-wrap you. PARTYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
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05-03-2002, 01:54 PM #28How do ya like me NOW!?!?
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Damn, I've been dickin' around here for the last hour.. and I got work to do before the Mexican Hat Dance starts at 3 - Margarita anyone!?Originally posted by ALBOB
OK, I've just come up with the SECOND rule of ALBOB's journal. Sosunni is NEVER allowed to leave!!!
Bench press you? I think we'll need to verify, don't you?
Oh, by the way, again my mind has been working on a bit of a time delay so I need to reply to something you posted in the original Challenge thread. You'll turn 39 on July 24th? Here's the deal: On the 24th you get to un-wrap me and on the 30th I get to un-wrap you. PARTYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
As far as the unwraping... would you make up your damn mind!? Am I a PRIZE for the winner our your PRESENT on your birthday.
I'll give ya' something to unwrap alright.....Uttt... You touched it, now you have to eat it.
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You really are blonde, aren't you? (I'll still require VISUAL proof.)Originally posted by Sosunni Am I a PRIZE for the winner our your PRESENT on your birthday.
What the hell do you mean "or"? You're BOTH. And I get to be the lucky recipient.
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05-03-2002, 03:21 PM #30How do ya like me NOW!?!?
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Careful cubcake.. you could get a picture of some eyebrows if you're not careful!Originally posted by ALBOB
You really are blonde, aren't you? (I'll still require VISUAL proof.)
What the hell do you mean "or"? You're BOTH. And I get to be the lucky recipient.
Uttt... You touched it, now you have to eat it.
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