Seen? Hell; "right click-save as"!!!Originally posted by Pitboss you've seen her pic haven't you???
Oh those services.. well of course I've offered, how could I not you've seen her pic haven't you???Originally posted by ALBOB
Riddle me this Batman: On the one hand we have a not too ugly young man who has the physical affliction of not being able to achieve orgasm, thus rendering him "erect" for extended periods of time. Sometimes DAYS at a time. On the other hand we have a VERY attractive young woman right in the middle of her sexual prime who's been relegated to keeping a "Going without" talley. Why have these two people not formed a mutual arrangement to render assistance to one another???![]()
Seen? Hell; "right click-save as"!!!Originally posted by Pitboss you've seen her pic haven't you???
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
Thanks PB and BoobieOriginally posted by ALBOB
Seen? Hell; "right click-save as"!!!
Thy funny thing is guys.. if I change my signature to 'days without'... y'all going to be really dissapointed when it goes back to 0 IF it's not with the likes of either of you!
Now.. did we decide that oral counts in THIS category or not? Or... it only changes if there's actually penetration... and I don't meaneither!?
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Last edited by Sosunni; 05-15-2002 at 04:22 PM.
Uttt... You touched it, now you have to eat it.
Change the counter back to "0"??? But then again if it's not I or Alboob how do we know you're not playing with the odometer??Originally posted by Sosunni
Thanks PB and Boobie
Thy funny thing is guys.. if I change my signature to 'days without'... y'all going to be really dissapointed when it goes back to 0 IF it's not with the likes of either of you!
Now.. did we decide that oral counts in THIS category or not? Or... it only changes if there's actually penetration... and I don't meaneither!?
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Personally I think it has to be both oral and full penetration to count![]()
Gotta agree with him there. You wouldn't just have an appetizer and leave before the entre, would you?Originally posted by Pitboss Personally I think it has to be both oral and full penetration to count![]()
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
That would be a big negative there boss!Originally posted by ALBOB
Gotta agree with him there. You wouldn't just have an appetizer and leave before the entre, would you?
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Uttt... You touched it, now you have to eat it.
Boss??? Hmmmm............I kinda like the sound of that.............Originally posted by Sosunni
That would be a big negative there boss!![]()
OK young lady, since your performance has shown a marked decline in both quantitly AND quality I think you're going to have to stay late today for some "remedial training".![]()
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
Now YOU just BACK the truck up there chiliburger...I've been WORKING my ass off.... and spending time with family! I went and saw my Nonnie last weekend.. and the 3 days I missed before THAT... were really (well... kinda) work related! AND... aNOTHER thing... I was THERE for a freind until 1:30 AM... I'm NEVER up that late.. and you gotta be pretty special for me NOT to say "ok, get the fuq out" at that time of night.Originally posted by ALBOB
Boss??? Hmmmm............I kinda like the sound of that.............![]()
OK young lady, since your performance has shown a marked decline in both quantitly AND quality I think you're going to have to stay late today for some "remedial training".![]()
I can't turn my back on wor, my friends... and family now can I??
BUT... if you're a good boy... I'll turn my back on YOU!!
This is a ski weekend... Suz is going... you'd better be on your best behaviour...as I'm SURE to have pictures once I return!
Uttt... You touched it, now you have to eat it.
Thursday, 6/16/02 Bi's Abz
And Boobie.. maybe THIS will change your mind about my performance!
I actually got to the gym at 5!! Even my ex-infant Tommy was surprised.
Incline db (<--- 2 girls back to back!) curls
8@20#
6@20#
5@20#
Burnt those suckers out first thing!!
Cable Skull crushers - high
3x15@40#
BB Curls
3x15@15# (my form is really good on these!)
Low cable curls
15@20#
12@20#
10@20#
Straight bar cable curls
3x15@50#
Cybex crunches
25@80#
25@90#
25@100#
25@110#
Decline straigh leg lifts
3x15 no wt - holding it for 15 at end
Twists
3x45 no wt
alternated with
Decline crunches 10# plate
3x15@10
These were easier than usual. But I can't stuck a 25# plate on my chest so I guess I'll just do more
Doing the cable skull crushers.. I saw some abs peaking through!!! WOO HOO!!
30 Min Cross-robics #4 plate
Uttt... You touched it, now you have to eat it.
"Danger Will Robinson!! Danger!!!"
**Warning**Warning**Warning**
**ALERT**ALERT**ALERT**
Raging female at 12 o'clock!!!!!
#1 The workout looks great
#2 Being there for a friend is AWESOME!![]()
#3 Being there for family is even MORE awesome!![]()
#4 Working is............well, it's something you gotta do to pay the bills.
#5 I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL PERFORMANCE YA' DITZ!!!![]()
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
Hey Albob...its ok.....you dont have to explain....she is a blonde!!!! Us Brunettes know whats what!!!!! ERmmmmmm Sussi-girl.....anything left in the drinks section of your house???? Could do with a real girls slosh-up soon.......your place or mine????
Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!
Can I at least watch???Originally posted by esmerelda Could do with a real girls slosh-up soon.......your place or mine????![]()
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
Albob,
Let me see if I understand this. Sosunni is an extremely attractive, very well built blonde female, that you would very much like to help out in the sex department, and you called her a ditz.![]()
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I working on that "Bad-Boy" image. I hear the ladies like that more than my natural boyish charm and rugged good looks.![]()
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
Bwahhahhhaaaahhhhaaaa......errrrmmmmm...I mean....yea, your right!!!! *snicker snicker....cough..cough.....she goes a deeper shade of red......* That and the size of your shoes!!!!! *She now goes and gets some clothes on feeling a bit exposed while talking this way!!!!*
Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!
Good luck with your new technique.![]()
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NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by esmerelda *She now goes and gets some clothes on *![]()
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
Speaking of techniques.........................?????? Craig.....fess up.. whats the best line you've used to get your way....and I dont mean at the supermarket!!!!
Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!
I'll only put on my new shoes then.........!!! Hey you wanna see them?????
Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!
Alright Esmerelda, I will be totally honest here.
I am kind of shy when it comes to women. I have never used a line on a woman at all. My wifes sister fixed us up, and my wife said that I didn't speak to her until the third date.![]()
Hi, my name's Al and I wear size 12 shoes.Originally posted by esmerelda whats the best line you've used to get your way....![]()
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
Albob,
Did that line work.![]()
Man.....3rd date!!!! But I bet you've made up for it since!!!! Al honey.....that would almost do it for me!!!! The best line I was fed.....but chose not to act on it.....was........
"If you're what you eat......I'll be you by the morning!!!"
I still wonder about that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best line I used, and it worked......"Yep their real.....wanna feel?????" I still use it to this day on the hubby..........!!!!!!!!!!
Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!
[/QUOTE] Hey Albob...its ok.....you dont have to explain....she is a blonde!!!!
Its true though what they say about blondes. We do have more fun! j/k!![]()
Not quite as much fun as us bottle red heads!!!!!!!!
Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!
That is mean mochy. Giving us little tidbits about what you look like and no pictures. You should be ashamed of yourself. Now don't you feel like posting pictures to make up for it.![]()
Originally posted by ALBOB
"Danger Will Robinson!! Danger!!!"
**Warning**Warning**Warning**
**ALERT**ALERT**ALERT**
Raging female at 12 o'clock!!!!!
#1 The workout looks great
#2 Being there for a friend is AWESOME!![]()
#3 Being there for family is even MORE awesome!![]()
#4 Working is............well, it's something you gotta do to pay the bills.
#5 I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL PERFORMANCE YA' DITZ!!!![]()
LOOK DUDE :: pokin' and pushin' you in the chest:: you wanna piece of me ::smacking myeslf in the chest::: hun!?
ALRIGHT alright... SO... my LACK is getting to the brain!!!
SO.. tell me... how long before I become a virgin again!?
Last edited by Sosunni; 05-17-2002 at 08:42 AM.
Uttt... You touched it, now you have to eat it.
This time tomorrow night!!!!!!!!!!!! Actually you are now officially known to be a 'born-again virgin'!!!!!!!!
Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!
**STUPID QUESTION ALERT!!!**STUPID QUESTION ALERT!!!**Originally posted by Sosunni
LOOK DUDEokin' and pushin' you in the chest:: you wanna piece of me
I'd prefer the whole thing but if I get to choose WHICH piece I guess I could make do.![]()
I'd have to make a MUCH closer examination before offering an opinon. **Flipping through my appointment book.** Let's see here, I can squeeze you in........................anytime you're ready.Originally posted by Sosunni SO.. tell me... how long before I become a virgin again!?![]()
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
We should start a poll here...
How long can she go without??? I'm thinking no more than 172 days.. that would be what? Next Wednesday![]()
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