IM Challange Sosunni- Let the GAMES Begin!!

Pitboss · 05-15-2002, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by ALBOB
Riddle me this Batman: On the one hand we have a not too ugly young man who has the physical affliction of not being able to achieve orgasm, thus rendering him "erect" for extended periods of time. Sometimes DAYS at a time. On the other hand we have a VERY attractive young woman right in the middle of her sexual prime who's been relegated to keeping a "Going without" talley. Why have these two people not formed a mutual arrangement to render assistance to one another???

Oh those services.. well of course I've offered, how could I not you've seen her pic haven't you???

ALBOB · 05-15-2002, 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by Pitboss you've seen her pic haven't you???

Seen? Hell; "right click-save as"!!!

Sosunni · 05-15-2002, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by ALBOB

Seen? Hell; "right click-save as"!!!

Thanks PB and Boobie

Thy funny thing is guys.. if I change my signature to 'days without'... y'all going to be really dissapointed when it goes back to 0 IF it's not with the likes of either of you!

Now.. did we decide that oral counts in THIS category or not? Or... it only changes if there's actually penetration... and I don't mean

either!?

Pitboss · 05-15-2002, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by Sosunni

Thanks PB and Boobie

Thy funny thing is guys.. if I change my signature to 'days without'... y'all going to be really dissapointed when it goes back to 0 IF it's not with the likes of either of you!

Now.. did we decide that oral counts in THIS category or not? Or... it only changes if there's actually penetration... and I don't mean

either!?

Change the counter back to "0"??? But then again if it's not I or Alboob how do we know you're not playing with the odometer??

Personally I think it has to be both oral and full penetration to count

ALBOB · 05-15-2002, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by Pitboss Personally I think it has to be both oral and full penetration to count

Gotta agree with him there. You wouldn't just have an appetizer and leave before the entre, would you?

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Sosunni · 05-15-2002, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by ALBOB

Gotta agree with him there. You wouldn't just have an appetizer and leave before the entre, would you?

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That would be a big negative there boss!

ALBOB · 05-16-2002, 09:33 AM

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Originally posted by Sosunni
That would be a big negative there boss!

Boss??? Hmmmm............I kinda like the sound of that.............

OK young lady, since your performance has shown a marked decline in both quantitly AND quality I think you're going to have to stay late today for some "remedial training".

Sosunni · 05-16-2002, 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by ALBOB

Boss??? Hmmmm............I kinda like the sound of that.............

OK young lady, since your performance has shown a marked decline in both quantitly AND quality I think you're going to have to stay late today for some "remedial training".

Now YOU just BACK the truck up there chiliburger...I've been WORKING my ass off.... and spending time with family! I went and saw my Nonnie last weekend.. and the 3 days I missed before THAT... were really (well... kinda) work related! AND... aNOTHER thing... I was THERE for a freind until 1:30 AM... I'm NEVER up that late.. and you gotta be pretty special for me NOT to say "ok, get the fuq out" at that time of night.

I can't turn my back on wor, my friends... and family now can I??

BUT... if you're a good boy... I'll turn my back on YOU!!

This is a ski weekend... Suz is going... you'd better be on your best behaviour...as I'm SURE to have pictures once I return!

Sosunni · 05-16-2002, 09:49 AM

Thursday, 6/16/02 Bi's Abz

And Boobie.. maybe THIS will change your mind about my performance!

I actually got to the gym at 5!! Even my ex-infant Tommy was surprised.

Incline db (<--- 2 girls back to back!) curls
8@20#
6@20#
5@20#
Burnt those suckers out first thing!!

Cable Skull crushers - high
3x15@40#
BB Curls
3x15@15# (my form is really good on these!)

Low cable curls
15@20#
12@20#
10@20#

Straight bar cable curls
3x15@50#

Cybex crunches
25@80#
25@90#
25@100#
25@110#

Decline straigh leg lifts
3x15 no wt - holding it for 15 at end

Twists
3x45 no wt

alternated with
Decline crunches 10# plate
3x15@10

These were easier than usual. But I can't stuck a 25# plate on my chest so I guess I'll just do more

Doing the cable skull crushers.. I saw some abs peaking through!!! WOO HOO!!

30 Min Cross-robics #4 plate

ALBOB · 05-16-2002, 09:58 AM

"Danger Will Robinson!! Danger!!!"
**Warning**Warning**Warning**
**ALERT**ALERT**ALERT**
Raging female at 12 o'clock!!!!!

#1 The workout looks great
#2 Being there for a friend is AWESOME!

#3 Being there for family is even MORE awesome!

#4 Working is............well, it's something you gotta do to pay the bills.
#5 I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL PERFORMANCE YA' DITZ!!!

esmerelda · 05-16-2002, 10:21 AM

Hey Albob...its ok.....you dont have to explain....she is a blonde!!!! Us Brunettes know whats what!!!!! ERmmmmmm Sussi-girl.....anything left in the drinks section of your house???? Could do with a real girls slosh-up soon.......your place or mine????

ALBOB · 05-16-2002, 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by esmerelda Could do with a real girls slosh-up soon.......your place or mine????

Can I at least watch???

craig777 · 05-16-2002, 10:25 AM

Albob,

Let me see if I understand this. Sosunni is an extremely attractive, very well built blonde female, that you would very much like to help out in the sex department, and you called her a ditz.

ALBOB · 05-16-2002, 10:28 AM

I working on that "Bad-Boy" image. I hear the ladies like that more than my natural boyish charm and rugged good looks.

esmerelda · 05-16-2002, 10:32 AM

Bwahhahhhaaaahhhhaaaa......errrrmmmmm...I mean....yea, your right!!!! *snicker snicker....cough..cough.....she goes a deeper shade of red......* That and the size of your shoes!!!!! *She now goes and gets some clothes on feeling a bit exposed while talking this way!!!!*

craig777 · 05-16-2002, 10:32 AM

Good luck with your new technique.

ALBOB · 05-16-2002, 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by esmerelda *She now goes and gets some clothes on *

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

esmerelda · 05-16-2002, 10:37 AM

Speaking of techniques.........................?????? Craig.....fess up.. whats the best line you've used to get your way....and I dont mean at the supermarket!!!!

esmerelda · 05-16-2002, 10:38 AM

I'll only put on my new shoes then.........!!! Hey you wanna see them?????

craig777 · 05-16-2002, 10:44 AM

Alright Esmerelda, I will be totally honest here.

I am kind of shy when it comes to women. I have never used a line on a woman at all. My wifes sister fixed us up, and my wife said that I didn't speak to her until the third date.

ALBOB · 05-16-2002, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by esmerelda whats the best line you've used to get your way....

Hi, my name's Al and I wear size 12 shoes.

craig777 · 05-16-2002, 10:54 AM

Albob,

Did that line work.

esmerelda · 05-16-2002, 10:55 AM

Man.....3rd date!!!! But I bet you've made up for it since!!!! Al honey.....that would almost do it for me!!!! The best line I was fed.....but chose not to act on it.....was........

"If you're what you eat......I'll be you by the morning!!!"

I still wonder about that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best line I used, and it worked......"Yep their real.....wanna feel?????" I still use it to this day on the hubby..........!!!!!!!!!!

**calalily1972** · 05-16-2002, 10:57 AM

[/quote] Hey Albob...its ok.....you dont have to explain....she is a blonde!!!!

Its true though what they say about blondes. We do have more fun! j/k!

esmerelda · 05-16-2002, 10:59 AM

Not quite as much fun as us bottle red heads!!!!!!!!

craig777 · 05-16-2002, 11:00 AM

That is mean mochy. Giving us little tidbits about what you look like and no pictures. You should be ashamed of yourself. Now don't you feel like posting pictures to make up for it.

Sosunni · 05-16-2002, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ALBOB
"Danger Will Robinson!! Danger!!!"
**Warning**Warning**Warning**
**ALERT**ALERT**ALERT**
Raging female at 12 o'clock!!!!!

#1 The workout looks great
#2 Being there for a friend is AWESOME!

#3 Being there for family is even MORE awesome!

#4 Working is............well, it's something you gotta do to pay the bills.
#5 I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL PERFORMANCE YA' DITZ!!!

LOOK DUDE :: pokin' and pushin' you in the chest:: you wanna piece of me ::smacking myeslf in the chest::: hun!?

ALRIGHT alright... SO... my LACK is getting to the brain!!!

SO.. tell me... how long before I become a virgin again!?

esmerelda · 05-16-2002, 11:39 AM

This time tomorrow night!!!!!!!!!!!! Actually you are now officially known to be a 'born-again virgin'!!!!!!!!

ALBOB · 05-16-2002, 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by Sosunni
LOOK DUDE

okin' and pushin' you in the chest:: you wanna piece of me

**STUPID QUESTION ALERT!!!**STUPID QUESTION ALERT!!!**

I'd prefer the whole thing but if I get to choose WHICH piece I guess I could make do.

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Originally posted by Sosunni SO.. tell me... how long before I become a virgin again!?

I'd have to make a MUCH closer examination before offering an opinon. **Flipping through my appointment book.** Let's see here, I can squeeze you in........................anytime you're ready.

Pitboss · 05-16-2002, 12:04 PM

We should start a poll here...
How long can she go without??? I'm thinking no more than 172 days.. that would be what? Next Wednesday

05-16-2002, 09:49 AM	#129
Sosunni How do ya like me NOW!?!? Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere Naked no doubt Posts: 900	Thursday, 6/16/02 Bi's Abz And Boobie.. maybe THIS will change your mind about my performance! I actually got to the gym at 5!! Even my ex-infant Tommy was surprised. Incline db (<--- 2 girls back to back!) curls 8@20# 6@20# 5@20# Burnt those suckers out first thing!! Cable Skull crushers - high 3x15@40# BB Curls 3x15@15# (my form is really good on these!) Low cable curls 15@20# 12@20# 10@20# Straight bar cable curls 3x15@50# Cybex crunches 25@80# 25@90# 25@100# 25@110# Decline straigh leg lifts 3x15 no wt - holding it for 15 at end Twists 3x45 no wt alternated with Decline crunches 10# plate 3x15@10 These were easier than usual. But I can't stuck a 25# plate on my chest so I guess I'll just do more Doing the cable skull crushers.. I saw some abs peaking through!!! WOO HOO!! 30 Min Cross-robics #4 plate Uttt... You touched it, now you have to eat it.

05-16-2002, 09:58 AM	#130
ALBOB IDIOT SAVANT Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: An alternate reality. Posts: 10,385	"Danger Will Robinson!! Danger!!!" WarningWarningWarning ALERTALERTALERT Raging female at 12 o'clock!!!!! #1 The workout looks great #2 Being there for a friend is AWESOME! #3 Being there for family is even MORE awesome! #4 Working is............well, it's something you gotta do to pay the bills. #5 I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL PERFORMANCE YA' DITZ!!! Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

05-16-2002, 10:21 AM	#131
esmerelda Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playing in the sun!!!! Posts: 767	Hey Albob...its ok.....you dont have to explain....she is a blonde!!!! Us Brunettes know whats what!!!!! ERmmmmmm Sussi-girl.....anything left in the drinks section of your house???? Could do with a real girls slosh-up soon.......your place or mine???? Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!

05-16-2002, 10:28 AM	#134
ALBOB IDIOT SAVANT Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: An alternate reality. Posts: 10,385	I working on that "Bad-Boy" image. I hear the ladies like that more than my natural boyish charm and rugged good looks. Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

05-16-2002, 10:32 AM	#135
esmerelda Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playing in the sun!!!! Posts: 767	Bwahhahhhaaaahhhhaaaa......errrrmmmmm...I mean....yea, your right!!!! snicker snicker....cough..cough.....she goes a deeper shade of red...... That and the size of your shoes!!!!! She now goes and gets some clothes on feeling a bit exposed while talking this way!!!! Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!

05-16-2002, 10:25 AM	#133
craig777 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Antonio TX Posts: 1,963	Albob, Let me see if I understand this. Sosunni is an extremely attractive, very well built blonde female, that you would very much like to help out in the sex department, and you called her a ditz.

05-16-2002, 10:32 AM	#136
craig777 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Antonio TX Posts: 1,963	Good luck with your new technique.

05-16-2002, 10:37 AM	#138
esmerelda Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playing in the sun!!!! Posts: 767	Speaking of techniques.........................?????? Craig.....fess up.. whats the best line you've used to get your way....and I dont mean at the supermarket!!!! Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!

05-16-2002, 10:38 AM	#139
esmerelda Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playing in the sun!!!! Posts: 767	I'll only put on my new shoes then.........!!! Hey you wanna see them????? Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!

05-16-2002, 10:44 AM	#140
craig777 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Antonio TX Posts: 1,963	Alright Esmerelda, I will be totally honest here. I am kind of shy when it comes to women. I have never used a line on a woman at all. My wifes sister fixed us up, and my wife said that I didn't speak to her until the third date.

05-16-2002, 10:54 AM	#142
craig777 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Antonio TX Posts: 1,963	Albob, Did that line work.

05-16-2002, 10:55 AM	#143
esmerelda Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playing in the sun!!!! Posts: 767	Man.....3rd date!!!! But I bet you've made up for it since!!!! Al honey.....that would almost do it for me!!!! The best line I was fed.....but chose not to act on it.....was........ "If you're what you eat......I'll be you by the morning!!!" I still wonder about that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best line I used, and it worked......"Yep their real.....wanna feel?????" I still use it to this day on the hubby..........!!!!!!!!!! Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!

05-16-2002, 10:57 AM	#144
calalily1972 Moderator Moderator Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 22,438 Photos: 1	[/quote] Hey Albob...its ok.....you dont have to explain....she is a blonde!!!! Its true though what they say about blondes. We do have more fun! j/k!

05-16-2002, 10:59 AM	#145
esmerelda Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playing in the sun!!!! Posts: 767	Not quite as much fun as us bottle red heads!!!!!!!! Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!

05-16-2002, 11:00 AM	#146
craig777 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Antonio TX Posts: 1,963	That is mean mochy. Giving us little tidbits about what you look like and no pictures. You should be ashamed of yourself. Now don't you feel like posting pictures to make up for it.

05-16-2002, 11:39 AM	#148
esmerelda Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playing in the sun!!!! Posts: 767	This time tomorrow night!!!!!!!!!!!! Actually you are now officially known to be a 'born-again virgin'!!!!!!!! Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!

05-16-2002, 12:04 PM	#150
Pitboss User title goes here Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: In my own world Posts: 3,114 Photos: 6	We should start a poll here... How long can she go without??? I'm thinking no more than 172 days.. that would be what? Next Wednesday 167 170 175 180 185 190 195 196 197 198 199 200 \|- -\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|---\|---\|---\|---\| **** ^^^^^^^^^^^^^Progress^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 2/22- ?? my gym membership expired!! 2/11- 170lbs 2/4 - 167lbs

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